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    GonadTheNomad's Avatar Bon Vivant of Violet
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    Woo nother one.


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    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FUREM HISTORY
    GUNNUT
    VS
    YELLOWNEEERD

    BEGIN


    Gunnut:
    My name is Gonad, man! Welcome to the r**estick chamber!
    I'm the face of mercy owning this Asian Nerd wicker .gif container
    You're a weird dude, YN, you're watching Hentai and dicks broking, yo
    And your worth to the site is how to say stuff in Filipino
    Your country's issues make the Ukraine look like the Swiss Confederation
    You're a Site Leader but you call posting cheesy .gifs Moderation?
    I'm coo', well known and infamous, I'm in forum games, I'm the swaggiest
    Kayo ang pinaka-bobo, kiss my ass, K-K-K-K-Kurtis

    Yellownerd:
    You know what's worse?, You speaking in fucking spanish
    I'm legendary, Gunny, and I'm about to clean you like varnish!
    My post is over 10,000 so far, and it's still excellent!
    with just one ban the forum will forget about you, it's eminent
    I can't believe the things you post when you click on the mouse!
    You're 100% bald and still looks like that dude from full house!
    I am the forum's greatest asian, No one knows who you are!
    Except a lonely little white boy trying to hard to be a star!

    Gunnut:
    I r**estick, you fap away, can't sustain my name changes
    I rap low-blows, #YOLONerd, leave you and your pants colored yellow
    I'm a self-made legend, you're a slave to the Admin-mods
    I'll have a St-st-st-straight face, mixing you with the Fan Fics and FORGET YA
    Post Happy-Purple, my posts are cool like the name Perry
    Heads explode and you go mobile, clowns aren't even scary
    I make my whole forum life worth it, you play the resident meme generator
    I gained your same recognition from an hour being registered

    rangernumberx:
    Well then, Asia’s passed the mic, to the REWF winner from Britain,
    Still here? You’ve never won in the 29 battles you’ve rewritten!
    And why the hell are you insulting YN? He’s rapping gold!
    I've seen better grammar use in a class of three year olds!
    You go from r**estick, to claiming you’re why Hitler broke,
    That’s a metaphor for your raps ‘cause this battle’s a terrible joke!
    Why don't you give up on Fisher and pick someone win worthy?
    I’ll turn that r**e face of yours into a straight face of mercy.

    WHO WON?
    WHO'S NEXT?
    TWO (OR THREE) FORUMERS DECIDE
    EPIC RAP B-B-B-B-B-BATTLES
    *Turns off Vibrate Setting on R**estick* OF FORUM HISTORY-ISTORY-ISTORY




    Reference guide for some of my lines:
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    Wicker .gif container: More or less, a .gif basket. Reference to a old nickname YN gave himself in, funnily enough, a old Fanmade rap battle between us.
    Perry: My last name
    Last edited by GonadTheNomad; 08-07-2014 at 08:13 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by “Adonis”
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    Gonad has no nads pass it on!!!!11!

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    rangernumberx's Avatar A Beautiful Sunset at Noon
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    PolarBore has logged on
    GonadTheNomad has logged on
    PolarBore: good morning
    GonadTheNomad: hello penis
    PolarBore: ew gonad
    GonadTheNomad: i will r***stik u
    rangernumberx: well then
    GonadTheNomad: ohai
    rangernumberx: hey gunnet
    PolarBore: go like and comment on this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
    rangernumberx: no
    GonadTheNomad: pls
    PolarBore: cmon dougie
    GonadTheNomad: dun make me r***stik u
    Lohuydahutt: ...bloop
    rangernumberx: Is there anything you can say beside r***stik and typos, Gunnet?
    rangernumberx: God dammit lohuy why the language
    GonadTheNomad: @Ranger, fite me irl bruv
    rangernumberx: no Gunnet
    GonadTheNomad: fite me in rewf then, your choice
    rangernumberx: still no
    GonadTheNomad: @Ranger, 3:
    Ominous Narrator Sambaba: Two weeks later
    rangernumberx has logged on
    rangernumberx: well then
    GonadTheNomad: fite me ranger
    rangernumberx: why do you insist on "fit"ing me, Gunnet?
    GonadTheNomad: because swag and/or you touch yourself at night
    rangernumberx: Sigh, fair enough
    GonadTheNomad: Here's the chatzy we can use, password is swag http://us20.chatzy.com/18016810355823
    Sambaba has logged on
    Sambaba: I demand an EXECUTIVE ORDER that i get in on thi--wait no nvm
    GonadTheNomad: sam do the thing
    Sambaba: I'm not even a real admin though
    GonadTheNomad: I WILL R***STIK U WITH UR EXECUTIVE ORDER
    Sambaba: shut up gonad
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    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FORUMISTORY
    GONADTHENOMAD
    VERSUS
    RANGERNUMBERX
    BEGIN
    GonadTheNomad:

    thanks sambaba

    I pity the Brit who tries to step to the Gunnut; me!
    Call me OG Gonad, because I'll knock you up down like a gamete
    Bring France, your colonies, the entirety of Great Britain
    And watch me put my r***stick in them, leave 'em cryin' and weepin' - sUKa
    I'll drown you in your own cup of tea
    You couldn't even beat me with YN in Skrillex vs Wolfie - ReN!
    I'll get you IP permabanned, in the closest group cemetary
    Nobody'll remember you, because your only friend is Clemi

    rangernumberx
    Well then Gunnut, I hope you don’t mind if I change my style
    Won’t be doing my best 'till this battle’s over,
    So I don’t waste my perfectly good rhymes on this r***stick owner.
    I like the name that you’ve got now, one of your million,
    But this will end worse than your marriage to the Brazilian
    I saw your fics, they’re lacking grammar, the spelling’s just s**t,
    Weird Al took just one look and wrote a song all about it.
    You’ll feel the burn of my rhymes like a hot tea kettle,
    I call myself X because I maxed out my levels.

    GonadTheNomad:
    Whatchu talking ‘bout levels for, foo, 9001 is mine, I got swag
    Hello? It's for you, France wants their 100 years back!
    You're a 15 year old tea hater, on a dumpy ass island
    I'll get Polar, Sambaba, and Sparts to see me win
    The only victories you've ever seen were on BGO, sUKa
    And even Rowan Atkinson delivers better raps than Ranger, yo
    So before you come to battle with your sUcKy ass stool
    How 'bout I call the real ReNex to drop the banhammer on you, TOOL

    rangernumberx
    What do you mean? My losses total none,
    You cannot trust Sambama when he said that you once won.
    When Teabaguette gets together you will quickly start to suffer,
    I’ll cut you into X white guys and I will revive Russia
    Listen to me, Gunnet, if your ears haven’t broke,
    Get back to you meh battles ‘fore this becomes a terrible joke.

    WHO WON?
    WHO'S NEXT?
    WHICH REVIEWER IS GUNNUT GOING TO ASK TO REVIEW YET ANOTHER OF HIS BATTLES?
    YOU DECIDE if you're going to take part in one at least
    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FORUMISTORYYYYYYY!
    Last edited by Poles; 08-07-2014 at 07:53 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by Juiz View Post
    I once heard Ranger was a legend.
    Now I can confirm Ranger is a legend.

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    Ranger won, gg
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion View Post
    I will delete this forum.

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    GonadTheNomad's Avatar Bon Vivant of Violet
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    Quote Originally Posted by Turtlesauce View Post
    Ranger won, gg
    i will r**pstik u
    Last edited by GonadTheNomad; 08-07-2014 at 07:52 PM.
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    Act uqa wa it
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    Quote Originally Posted by “Adonis”
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    Gonad has no nads pass it on!!!!11!

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    ranger ftw
    But,░in░truth,░I░have░wept░too░much!░Dawns░are░hea rtbreaking.
    Ξvery░moon░is░atrocious░and░every░sun░bitter. (ュ だ  どいロリラ威萎虞う ャイ意営縁ぇヵ)

    Quote Originally Posted by Juiz
    moon you're hurting me in ways you'll never even know. lets do that suicide, buddy.

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    GonadTheNomad's Avatar Bon Vivant of Violet
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    Quote Originally Posted by King in the North View Post
    ranger ftw
    You too. :chicken:
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    Quote Originally Posted by “Adonis”
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    Gonad has no nads pass it on!!!!11!

  7. #517
    I'd like to challenge somebody here in this forum to a rap battle. Who here wants to do it with me?




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    Since Lucy left the fourm...I must look for a new person who has 3 or more different name changes for an Artists vs Turtle rap battle, and I'd like to be the Artists

    Would anybody like to help me?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrineBlade View Post
    Since Lucy left the fourm...I must look for a new person who has 3-4 different name changes for an Artists vs Turtle rap battle, and I'd like to be the Artists

    Would anybody like to help me?
    Let's do this

    GoB, Mad Hatter, Sakura and KitN will kick yo ass.
    But,░in░truth,░I░have░wept░too░much!░Dawns░are░hea rtbreaking.
    Ξvery░moon░is░atrocious░and░every░sun░bitter. (ュ だ  どいロリラ威萎虞う ャイ意営縁ぇヵ)

    Quote Originally Posted by Juiz
    moon you're hurting me in ways you'll never even know. lets do that suicide, buddy.

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    OK
    /5char
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