Replace ERBs with Forumers

[Moonjik]

Since Lucy left the fourm...I must look for a new person who has 3-4 different name changes for an Artists vs Turtle rap battle, and I'd like to be the Artists

Would anybody like to help me?

Let's do this

GoB, Mad Hatter, Sakura and KitN will kick yo ass.

[BrineBlade]

OK
/5char

[Spars]

Ranger kicked that ass.

Sorry just saw it.

[Katz]

It's time I post this.
Life is crazy sometimes.
Had I not have stepped up to put this battle together, you guys would never get to see the last battle Lucy got to work on.
In the style of Blackbeard vs. Capone, this post goes out to our sister Lucy

EPIC RAP RAP BATTLES OF FORUMERS
#Nutty
vs
LUCINAAAAAAAAAA
BEGIN!
Hana:
I rap hot like a fire, burn your house down,
Log onto the forum to beat this unfunny clown
There ain't no Hisao next to me, and a smile on my face.
I'm just super kawaii! Nut matey, you're just a disgrace!
Rap with me? Please! I'm a Sectional Sovereign!
I make one post and leave every member slobberin'
You don't wanna spit 'gainst me you'll end up in a coffin, I'll have none of those hashtag nuts that ye be offerin'!
Don't try to riddle me! You're not clever!
I'll crack that pig latin, binary, or whatever!
You've been here way longer, I know that is true,
So how will you explain that a noob's gonna beat you?

Nutty:
I'm a post happy man, Captain Lucy, I'll make this quick
I'm ruining Moderators faster than Lando's spam did.
You crack my codes yeah, well ia ontda ivega a uckfa
You don't do your job well, they better give it right away!
I do some awesome and unique stories
and fan fics with all of their elimination glory
To show respect you give yourself a ban
and stop your photoshop edit pics, man
Slappin' bitch ass Mods ever since '13
You ain't a tough girl, your insults aren't even mean
I'll use that glow in your sig to light up you and your friends
And lock the sections down and bring your judgements to an end
Then maybe they'll find your repless account banned and in the Log
This is Nut man rappin' crushin' this spineless frog!

Lucina:
*She left while writing this verse but I'm sure it would've been amazing*

Nutty:
C'mon they split your award and you still thought it was cool
But Lucy's down low, while Big Nutty rules!
I mean your mod career's gone so bad
That you could become banned and people would call it rad.
He's the emcee nut, rhyme's better than she can
While you piss in a steel cup… Pecan
Take your little shop of dreams and go to your grass hut
Tell your mod friends Lucy got beat by a peanut

Who Won?
Who's Next?
You Decide!
Epic Rap Battles of Forumers!

[@Dumbledore]

We miss you Lucy

[GonadTheNomad]

Keep in mind the Sane apparently hates this battle, and as such his verses are more on a comedic level than anything, I think.

Spoiler: 

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FORUM HISTOREE
GONADTHENOMAD
VERSUS
SANE BUT STRAAAAAAAAAAAAANGE
BEGIN

SaneButStrange:
Once upon a Beverly Cleary, oh crap I hurt my ears see,
my flow is so dope I copy Poe's dope flows so sue me?
(Fluff)
But yall don't scare me only birds do because their queers see?
I'll forebehefbejfbsjfbsjfbjfbsjfb BEVERLY CLEARY
Your some guy named Bram Stoker so go away because Game of thrones is coming on
Your flow is like old man cum its slow to flow after he bones POSERS.
(Fluff)
I wrote em locked in a cage, while I sobbed in a rage.
Wait can't copy Poe's lyrics straight off of this page
While you can go beat off Nicolas Cage

GonadTheNomad:
Oh you wanna talk shit, you Alabaman half-wit?
Go back to Tom's Facebook and get more infractions
There's a dildocopter posting former offender
In the r**estick lair, versus a real winner
Dipshit of a member with a Onceler visage
My straight face is the pinnacle of images
My raps make everyone feel desecrated and violated
Get banned like SambabaCastrated
You better start crying man, I'm balls deep SBS
I'm a nomad, a wanderer, Homo erectus
Put this stick in you till you can't sit down
You're more bad than Brad, worst poster around
'Blah' once or twice but I've posted many times
Some funny shit, have you seen the archive?
I can even leave the forum without wanting to cave
Take off a December or even my own day
An Infraction for a dildo? I think that makes several
Strikeout name from Wumbo? We're not even on the same level!
One point from another offender status? Your forum life's disheveled!

Star Lord:
Gonad you pretend to rap like it's easy like a fap, truth is it's crap,
what rhymes with lap, nap, sap hap tap?
(fluff)
apparently errybody wants me to use some line and end it with Star Lord
Not really errybody mainly just gonad and Polarwhore

GonadtheNomad:
*Sigh* Speaking of Bore, you're the worst.
Banned for a month but spent 30 seconds on your verse
I could've done so much more that quick
In an hour I wrote half a fanfic
I'm so creepy, this orange freak won't be smiling about me
I'm on a r**estickin' spree
And I'll be hacking you with any of the animated .gifs in my watch dogs themed siggy
See I'm the testy with the swaggy ABQ forum memes that'll make you want to laugh and scream
Friends? Chat posts? Sig quotes? Names? You'll always have less (Than meeeeeeeeeeeee)

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
TWO FORUMERS DECIDE
EPIC RAP (SBS' Joker impression) Ah!

*Peeks out*

BATTLES OF FORUM HISTORY

Spoiler: 

BTW, the fan fic line is a reference to the time I posted a large part of my Deathmatch fan fic in a short amount of time.

[Turtlesauce]

SBS won

[GonadTheNomad]

SBS won

screw you deadpool

you aint even real dude

[Turtlesauce]

screw you deadpool

you aint even real dude

If I wasn't real, that would mean you are talking to an imaginary person. People who tend to talk to imaginary friends are either lonely or insane. But people say there is no such thing as insane, just different. However Psychologist Richard Branson said that different people don't exist, we're all the same.

Ergo, you do not exist.

[sane]

If I wasn't real, that would mean you are talking to an imaginary person. People who tend to talk to imaginary friends are either lonely or insane. But people say there is no such thing as insane, just different. However Psychologist Richard Branson said that different people don't exist, we're all the same.

Ergo, you do not exist.