Gonad: Come touch this stick, this stick of grapes
I'll use my gonads and break your brine-blades
Then ask what bad rhyme through yonder shattered weapon breaks?
I have iambic banned memes on that ass, you lil shit
My raps are amaze
Your verses look like you made a bloodstain and rapped it
You have no swag
You're an older red TurtleSauce with no talents
And no Fanfics. Shit, that's really eh
And to top it off, you're a letter opener
I've never seen a less memorable member
You Smash Bros. reference, you
I bet you made BBGUN's covers, too!
*the_key_24 grabs out a laptop and out comes BrineBlade*
BrineBlade: YOooouuu shouldn't gloat while your ego bloats
Cause I'm sharp and I'll pop you like a parade float
Even Lando gave no shits about you
And spambots came here because of you, too
You rap people to death
Cause you got worse rhymes than the trolls at their best
I try my best in every stage
Plus I got a fanfic that rivals your's which is shitty ass lame!
How you gonna battle with the blade of the pain?
You seem crazier than Dr. Insano when he's actually sane!
Ya think your shitty ass rhymes can stand up to that?
I don't need to finish this battle, you ain't comin back!
*BrineBlade slashes Gonad into several bits, which regenerate into many Gonads*
Gonad: I'm switching out my rapstik for a tree of like disposition
Each is a horror with a whole lotta victims
You're raps are nothing regaling
And might your next have a new face or exclude any sort of clever thinking?
Gonad's in the building, it's a r**e lair, I'm a nut
I bet I'm MoTM
I'm sure of it, I'll be winning this
I'm iller than the pox I never caught or Sick Sick Clemi
A Wandering Testy on some REWF winning business while you clone yourself to diss me
*BrineBlade sees Gonad's cocaine stash while the_key_24 is confused*
BrineBlade: You talk trash, you do,
You have a stash too
So take your cocaine
and battle INSANE!
*makes Gonad sniff cocaine then key draws up Insano and 1N-5AN0*
Insano: OH!
1N-5AN0: OH!
Insano: NO!
1N-5AN0: NO!
Both: We'll smash your code!
Yo you make think your da shit but we are in control!
You can take your Mem the Month and send it back to the winner!
the_key_24 : Me!
Both: Kick you in the ass and destroy your gaming PC!*
Man we'll maked you baked then eat you in our metal machine
then off drugs you'll ween, make no mistake, we'll break your wein
ALL DOES NOT END WELL NOW WE MAKE A COMEBACK
YOU'RE GETTIN UPSTAGED GUNT. ROBOT ARMY ATTACK!**
*original line was: "Kick you in the ass and destroy your PS4 and Wii!", but due to some info I received afterwards, I changed it.
**Changed the wording slightly because the original was just a terrible self-promotion ad
Last edited by BrineBlade; 08-04-2015 at 11:23 PM.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FORUMISTORY
SUPER BRINE BROS
VERSACE
WATCH_GONAD
BEGIN
Watch_Gonad:
Come touch this stick, this stick of grapes
I'll use my gonads and break your brine-blades
Then ask what bad rhyme through yonder shattered weapon breaks?
I have iambic banned memes on that ass, you lil shit
My raps are amaze
Your verses look like you made a bloodstain and rapped it
Got no swag
And you're an older red TurtleSauce with no talents
And no Fanfics. Shit, that's really eh
And to top it off, you're a letter opener
I've never seen a less memorable member
You Smash Bros. reference, you
I bet you made BBGUN's covers, too!
*the_key_24 grabs out a laptop and out comes BrineBlade*
BrineBlade:
YOooouuu shouldn't gloat while your ego bloats
Cause I'm sharp and I'll pop you like a parade float
Even Lando gave no shits about you
And spambots came here because of you, too
You rap people to death
Cause you got worse rhymes than the trolls at their best
I try my best in every stage
Plus I got a fanfic that rivals your's which is shitty ass lame!
How you gonna battle with the blade of the pain?
You seem crazier than Dr. Insano when he's actually sane!
Ya think your shitty ass rhymes can stand up to that?
I don't need to finish this battle, you ain't comin back!
*BrineBlade slashes Gonad into several bits, which regenerate into many Gonads*
Gunnuts: Mikhail Gunachev: I'm switching out my rapstik for a tree of like disposition Gunnut19: Each is a horror with a whole lotta victims The Fourth Gunnut: You're raps are nothing regaling GNT-005: And might your next have a new face or exclude any sort of clever thinking? GonadTheNomad: Gonad's in the building, it's a r**e lair, Gunnut MKVI: I'm a nut Geauxnaht: I bet I'm MoTM
I'm sure of it, I'll be winning this Gunnut: I'm iller than the pox I never caught or Sick Sick Clemi Watch_Gonad A Wandering Testy on some REWF winning business while you clone yourself to diss me
*BrineBlade sees Gonad's cocaine stash while the_key_24 is confused*
BrineBlade:
You talk trash, you do,
You have a stash too
So take your cocaine
and battle INSANE!
*makes Gonad sniff cocaine then key draws up Insano and 1N-5AN0*
Insano: OH! 1N-5AN0: OH! Insano: NO! 1N-5AN0: NO! Both: We'll smash your code!
Yo you make think your da shit but we are in control!
You can take your Mem the Month and send it back to the winner! the_key_24 : Me! Both: Kick you in the ass and destroy your gaming PC!
Man we'll maked you baked then eat you in our metal machine
then off drugs you'll ween, make no mistake, we'll break your wein
ALL DOES NOT END WELL NOW WE MAKE A COMEBACK
YOU'RE GETTIN UPSTAGED BROS. ROBOT ARMY ATTACK!
*BrineBlade and Gonad try to fight off the army but fail*
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPIC RAP BATTLES OF FORUMISTORY
I thought I was posting this, but k.
Can there at least be an announcer? :c
EDIT: Realized a lot of lost potential with my verse and the many gonads thing.
Last edited by GonadTheNomad; 09-04-2014 at 07:41 AM.
Epic rap battles of Forumers.
Ludwig
vs.
Turtlesauceeeeeee (Fuck the ~'s)
Begin!
Ludwig:
I am Emcee Ludwig, commander of fan-fics
little known fact, also can crush Romanian dicks.
you are Turtle, with your little rep and RP's
to cover up the fact you're not as good as me!
You have the Social Experiment, while I have the high rated slaughters
Now I'll go into the future and have some fun with your daughter
Cause look at you, you overrated shellbacked whore
I prefer a different newcomer, FUCKING DUMBLEDORE!
Turtlesauce:
You can't rhyme against the MoTM without permission, you brown Koopa
So many name changes in a year, who even knows who you are
You're sorry little turtle, just a REWF Hurdle
You call that a TDFE Run?
I call that being ignored more than BB Gun
You bitch
Let me remind you no one reads your fics
I took everything that you are
And in one month I raised the bar
I'm the Original Turtlelord , you're like a little brown sidekick
My rep bar makes yours look like someone took your dick and dyed it
Ludwig:
You stink noob, your style is pretty lame
You need to wash up, dawg here, step up to get maimed
I’ll turn all your posse against you Just my opinions breed haters
What’s your dildo blogs VS a clan of all your older neighbors?
Turtlesauce:
Suck a robot dildo
Now join my RPG and let me write you off
A slow and painful death, for your 12-year old ass
I'll call my homeboy Adonis, see who got the last laugh
*Turtlesauce takes Ludwig to an RPG and traps him inside a mirror*
Who Won
Who's Next
You Decide!
Epic rap battles of forumers!
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