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    This fucking thing:

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    ♫ Rap Baaaaaaaattle ♫
    ♫ Gunnuuuuuuut ♫
    ♫ versace ♫
    ♫ Forum Shrek ♫
    ♫ Leggo ♫

    Gonad:
    Well look at what we got, whatcha gonna do?
    You're not like jumpscares because I absolutely don't FEAR you
    Yo, just forget about your bad memes
    I'll beat you so bad you'll start singing "Haelp pls sammeh"
    Are you starting to cry? Am I seeing you bumble?
    I'll steal this battle like I stole r***stik from Upruzzle
    I'll make you hear with your brogre ears "YAWK YAWK YAWK"
    Just do us all a favor and go back to New Yawk

    Wumbo:
    Well Gonad, in this battle you will FAAALLLL!
    Thou shalt not sit on a grown man's ass at the MALLLLLL!
    LOL you think i'm upset? I'm on my chair with a smile,
    I can even take a break from my routine style, crank out a Memeshank or a Meme Mile!
    Why did you enter this battle if, like Sam, yuo're a Jew?
    You're just a cheap knock-off of Old Man Jew!
    That's my nickname for Sam, and like him you can suck my schlong,
    I call it my Sambamalamadingdong!

    Gonad:
    Get ready for my versace, cause I'm about to own ya',
    LandoChrist is the one who should of been promoted after Sambamera,
    Listen to yourself, your rhymes aren't swag
    Gonad and Tom in this battle isn't even the same grocery bag!
    How the hell are you expecting me to get rekt
    By this ugly ass creature that they call Shrek?
    Don't try more Wum, as it's said I likely won
    I'll come down with my straight face and save the whole entire forum!

    Wumbo:
    hahaha waht a story geauxnaht, no need to lose your cool
    oh wait you have none, you're head is shaped like a cube so what the hell do you do?
    I'm the meme of the meme, you are the Jewlord Supreme,
    i bet you like dudes, i bet you like their penis cream
    In my opinion, you're a Jew, so I should call you Sam
    And like Sam, you can eat my green eggs and ham!
    i'll beat you so bad it will be in the NEW YORK TIMES
    my memes are so hot they'll leave you sweaty like rick grimes

    Polar:
    omg it's the handsome polarlord
    gonna move his... mouth, and rhyme some.. words?
    Yo, PolarDoor's coming in to call this guy a knob
    Your doulgas will be changed into a doul ass that fell to polar and wumbob
    Everytime I'm in a battle, I probably win,
    And the ones I don't I do mod stuff like putting it into the trashbin
    Here's a trigger warning for the next line
    This rap's like an infraction, all I hear is a bunch of whine
    Oh shit that was rude I apologize for that
    but I don't apologize for telling you that your mom is FAT.
    Call me Sambaba cuz I'm ruining your name
    That's a reference to the time he refused to give your color a change
    Call me Mudcrab from VGRB cuz I can win with a pinch
    Call you Skarmory cuz I'll make you FLINCH. or something

    ♫ Who won? ♫
    ♫ You decide! ♫
    ♫ Post your comments below on who you think should win and stay tuned for Rap Battle #19 ♫

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    Act uqa wa it
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    Quote Originally Posted by “Adonis”
    Act
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    Gonad has no nads pass it on!!!!11!

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    denouttaden

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    probably
    i ^ won
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sambama
    Anyone who doesn't watch Duck Dynasty clearly isn't keeping up with the modern world!
    [9:30:38 PM] MaNCHA: Oh, Sambama
    If only there were someone out there who loved you.
    *MaNCHA removed Sambama from this conversation.*
    Quote Originally Posted by Sambama
    Technology's pretty incredible nowadays, you can like fuck robots and shit
    Quote Originally Posted by ERBoH View Post
    All Praise Tom "The Great" Hawk, doing great things with his greatness.
    Quote Originally Posted by The Mad Hatter
    "Yo Taylor, wanna see my family TREE?"

    "You mean OUR family tree,"

    "I was talkin' 'bout my dick, yo,"

    "Oh."
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion, regarding my depiction of Mega Cocojoe
    I think my lung just collapsed again.
    Quote Originally Posted by HeroSamuel
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    "Um... I want to ask you something.." ASK ME SHAUNA ASK ME
    'Did you know that 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance?''
    Quote Originally Posted by HeroSamuel
    Quote Originally Posted by Phallicus Wumberius, rapping about The Room
    ARRRR THE ROOM'S PRODUCTION COST EARNED YOUR CONDEMNATION
    BUT I'LL SINK YOU LIKE YOUR HARSH REVIEW EVASION
    AND THROW YOU OVERBOARD LIKE THAT FILM ABOMINATION
    SO PREPARE TO LEARN THE FILM VAULT COMBINATION
    Come AAHHHHN the jhapped ur head ahf and hung it from a roap
    de ohnly lehjin jew lef wahs jur proifhwgwgrwsd on sohp
    ah meen dat rats nest beer has trap sow many crooms thees boom could git maroneed and still eet lanch for a mant
    ahm the emz assassin smack like i did naht to leesa
    rahps so lean call me the tahwer of peesa
    taik ur leel slewp jahan bay and gew hoam, tall south caroowleena blackbayered gaht wiseauned
    Quote Originally Posted by Yackerz
    Wumbo doesn't hit the Bulls-Eye. He takes the whole animal down.
    Quote Originally Posted by Umbreon
    @ Umbreon - Thu Apr 25, 2013 3:01 pm
    @ SaneButStrange, anyone who steals coconut water: SHOT! Anyone who tries to destroy canada: SHOT! anyone who pisses off Wumbo: SHOT!
    Quote Originally Posted by DoctorZ
    Wumbo sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Wumbo roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
    Quote Originally Posted by Yackerz
    Wumbo's so good looking, his looks kill. But it's not murder... It's genocide
    Quote Originally Posted by SuperRapz
    Wumbo's girlfriend lost her virginity to another man...

    He got it back.
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo's Bitch
    @ Wumbo's Bitch - Mon Apr 29, 2013 9:59 pm
    Wumbo, im gonna change my name into Wumbo's Bitch if thats ok with you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Spartica4Real
    I LIKE IT FOR THE SEXY MEN
    Quote Originally Posted by Spartica4Real
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    Quote Originally Posted by Spartica4Real
    OMG I REMEMBER WEBKINZ.

    I HAD A FROG NAMED "STICKY"

    BUT YOU DONT SEE ME GOING AROUND BY THE NAME STICKY DO YOU?!
    But that is what we call you.

    Just not when you're around.
    Dude..

    Don't go there man..

    Sticky died when I was 7.. I forgot to feed him for like a year.

    Ever since then I cry every night and have nightmares of frogs.

    He shouts "WHY DIDNT YOU LOVE ME SPARTICA???!!!!?!?!?!"

    And I cry more.
    Quote Originally Posted by BobbyBobber
    "Nigga want a verse from me, it's gon' cost a CHICKEN!"
    Quote Originally Posted by Cogs
    Lol, if the bible was fanfiction, Jesus is one Mary Sue.
    Quote Originally Posted by HipsterSamuel
    it’s my experience that usually when you kill people, it shuts them up

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo View Post
    probably
    i ^ won
    no WE won

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    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore View Post
    no WE won
    :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    yeah
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sambama
    Anyone who doesn't watch Duck Dynasty clearly isn't keeping up with the modern world!
    [9:30:38 PM] MaNCHA: Oh, Sambama
    If only there were someone out there who loved you.
    *MaNCHA removed Sambama from this conversation.*
    Quote Originally Posted by Sambama
    Technology's pretty incredible nowadays, you can like fuck robots and shit
    Quote Originally Posted by ERBoH View Post
    All Praise Tom "The Great" Hawk, doing great things with his greatness.
    Quote Originally Posted by The Mad Hatter
    "Yo Taylor, wanna see my family TREE?"

    "You mean OUR family tree,"

    "I was talkin' 'bout my dick, yo,"

    "Oh."
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion, regarding my depiction of Mega Cocojoe
    I think my lung just collapsed again.
    Quote Originally Posted by HeroSamuel
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    "Um... I want to ask you something.." ASK ME SHAUNA ASK ME
    'Did you know that 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance?''
    Quote Originally Posted by HeroSamuel
    Quote Originally Posted by Phallicus Wumberius, rapping about The Room
    ARRRR THE ROOM'S PRODUCTION COST EARNED YOUR CONDEMNATION
    BUT I'LL SINK YOU LIKE YOUR HARSH REVIEW EVASION
    AND THROW YOU OVERBOARD LIKE THAT FILM ABOMINATION
    SO PREPARE TO LEARN THE FILM VAULT COMBINATION
    Come AAHHHHN the jhapped ur head ahf and hung it from a roap
    de ohnly lehjin jew lef wahs jur proifhwgwgrwsd on sohp
    ah meen dat rats nest beer has trap sow many crooms thees boom could git maroneed and still eet lanch for a mant
    ahm the emz assassin smack like i did naht to leesa
    rahps so lean call me the tahwer of peesa
    taik ur leel slewp jahan bay and gew hoam, tall south caroowleena blackbayered gaht wiseauned
    Quote Originally Posted by Yackerz
    Wumbo doesn't hit the Bulls-Eye. He takes the whole animal down.
    Quote Originally Posted by Umbreon
    @ Umbreon - Thu Apr 25, 2013 3:01 pm
    @ SaneButStrange, anyone who steals coconut water: SHOT! Anyone who tries to destroy canada: SHOT! anyone who pisses off Wumbo: SHOT!
    Quote Originally Posted by DoctorZ
    Wumbo sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Wumbo roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
    Quote Originally Posted by Yackerz
    Wumbo's so good looking, his looks kill. But it's not murder... It's genocide
    Quote Originally Posted by SuperRapz
    Wumbo's girlfriend lost her virginity to another man...

    He got it back.
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo's Bitch
    @ Wumbo's Bitch - Mon Apr 29, 2013 9:59 pm
    Wumbo, im gonna change my name into Wumbo's Bitch if thats ok with you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Spartica4Real
    I LIKE IT FOR THE SEXY MEN
    Quote Originally Posted by Spartica4Real
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    Quote Originally Posted by Spartica4Real
    OMG I REMEMBER WEBKINZ.

    I HAD A FROG NAMED "STICKY"

    BUT YOU DONT SEE ME GOING AROUND BY THE NAME STICKY DO YOU?!
    But that is what we call you.

    Just not when you're around.
    Dude..

    Don't go there man..

    Sticky died when I was 7.. I forgot to feed him for like a year.

    Ever since then I cry every night and have nightmares of frogs.

    He shouts "WHY DIDNT YOU LOVE ME SPARTICA???!!!!?!?!?!"

    And I cry more.
    Quote Originally Posted by BobbyBobber
    "Nigga want a verse from me, it's gon' cost a CHICKEN!"
    Quote Originally Posted by Cogs
    Lol, if the bible was fanfiction, Jesus is one Mary Sue.
    Quote Originally Posted by HipsterSamuel
    it’s my experience that usually when you kill people, it shuts them up

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo View Post
    :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    yeah
    hey now

    no
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    Act uqa wa it
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    Quote Originally Posted by “Adonis”
    Act
    uqa
    wa
    it
    Gonad has no nads pass it on!!!!11!

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    That was amazing xP I'll have to say Polar's verse was my favorite part #NOBIAS

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    My life story:
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    I am PolarBore's official Assistant Mangager (again)

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    (Part 4 of the Clemi vs Brad trilogy, you can find those here.)

    TRAILER:
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    Facilier : Ugh ! Where am I... ?

    *Facilier then looks at his new double account*

    Facilier : What happened to me ?

    *Facilier then remembers how he got banned from the forum. He smiles.

    Facilier : I am back....
    *Facilier's new name then starts to be striked, and turns brown as he screams until there's nothing left of him. We then can see mods's account in the shade*

    rangernumberx : Well then.

    Clemi : Get ready for Clemi !



    COLOR GUIDE:
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    Stantz - Polar
    Spengler - Lohuydahutt
    Venkman - Hanako
    Zeddemore - Wumbo
    All
    Janine - Sambama

    Adam - Clemi
    Jamie - Rangernumberx
    Both
    Grant - YellowNerd
    Kari - Gunnut
    Tory - Dion


    BATTLE:
    Spoiler: 



    EPIC RAP BATTLE OF FORUM HISTORY
    THE MODS
    VERSUS
    TEAM TEABAGUETTE

    Mods:
    Are you sick sick of two nerds with no memes
    Other than being balls deep in the Well we Then call “defeat”?
    If you, or this Frenchie, think you guys stand a chance,
    First grow some balls, we’ll shrek you nerds in advance!
    Teabaguette, not a threat, Desean't know Jack, son
    Mods don't find you Likeable, INFRACTION!
    Removing these dicks like Gonad’s in puberty
    Think you two can win against us? Han, you gotta be dancing me
    Slim Jim le Tit spits steaming Iron like my main Man's Pigeon!
    I only spam Roost, tell ‘em ‘bout our mission!
    Just like Bread, your baguette’s in banning danger
    I’ll eat this Clemintine, Leaving a lone ranger WUHAH WUHAH WUHAH



    Team Teabaguette:
    Whoa now, we’ll end you 4 2fast like a rap preview
    Let’s destroy them with punchlines like it was DW
    Our fame is international, we run and rock the early morn chatbox,
    And after this adventure you’ll need Personal Support
    Starting with the ban of inconvenients users right off the bat !
    You overract, it’s a fact, mods shouldn’t act like that !
    You use your power for rules about crazy shit
    And Horseleech was right, you’ve gone mad with it !
    No wonder why you work on a mod log, we just cut you down.
    You should be dismissed, if that hasn’t already been done.


    Mods:
    I frickin Hate the both of you, call it H-Double You
    You made a bad challenge now you’re in trouble, jews
    ‘Cause we’re mods
    (wait what?), you are sus (mhm)
    You spam, we ban, no chance you can defeat us!
    Rek absurd nerds, leave Teabaguette retired,
    And about Gilbert, shots at this duck leave him Gott-fired!
    It's a meme fest, susses, and you're both getting … blooped.
    We came, we banned, we OWNED YOU JEWS


    Team Teabaguette:
    phpbb’s gone, here’s the bugged staff that’s left,
    Time to bring henteabaguette back with some guests

    Hey! You’ll still sound like you suck after Dion YN and Gunnut,
    Came harder than these mods when they’re kissing Dindin’s butt
    We reject your rules, and come up with our own !
    Dion:

    Why'd you stop?
    I no longer rhyme
    Just complete the package with the first thing to come to your mind !


    *hahahahah* (Well then.)
    *ahahaha* (Shit.)


    zyroda:
    ello whats up sluts? the phd mc just resurected
    sing disses to ducks and got gunnut grap'd (how about no)
    imma calm down this forum full of andrew dobson's fantasms
    show these losers what's an ego bigger than clemi's fatass (HEY D: )
    i rock-bloxed you so hard i became thekingofthemem
    takes just one bitch shot to get all of them
    zyroda rules while the people above me are only haterz
    cause dr thug just prescribed to yall some pun killers



    REF GUIDE:
    Spoiler: 

    Mods:
    Are you sick sick of two nerds with no memes
    (Direct parody of the original line. One of Clemi's nicknames is "Sick Sick Clemi", and being a "nerd" and having "no memes" is frowned upon on the forum.)
    Other than being balls deep in the Well we Then call “defeat”?
    (It was a running joke that the mods would edit ranger’s sig to say “I’m balls deep.” One of ranger’s catchphrases is “Well Then”, and here, it’s a pun based off that phrase.)
    If you, or this Frenchie, think you guys stand a chance,
    First grow some balls, we’ll shrek you nerds in advance!
    (Direct parody of the original line. Basically, we’re Great and they Suck, and “shrek” is often used as a substitute for “wreck”)
    Teabaguette, not a threat, Desean't know Jack, son
    (This changes a bit from the original one, which was a boast instead of a diss. Desean Jackson has become a forum meme, so here his name is used as a pun on "You don't know jack". The "Jack, son" is a reference to the Poe vs Homer fanmade that we love to make fun of, the exact line being "I'd rather read Percy Jackson" with a noticeable pause between Jack and son.)
    Mods don't find you Likeable, INFRACTION!
    (There used to be a thing on the forum about how the mods are "Fascists who infract people they don't like". Clemi used to be the "Likeable Lime Shady" when his name was green.)
    Removing these dicks like Gonad’s in puberty
    (Stating that they will be ridding the site of Clemi and ranger calling them “dicks” like Gunnut, who got rid of his own pengu/never had one in the first place)
    Think you two can win against us? Han, you gotta be dancing me
    (This is a slight change from the original line, but the meaning behind it stays the same. “Stop dancing me” became a popular phrase after wiki user Eoin Kearney demanded that PolarBore “stop dancing me”. Today, its context changes a lot, but here it means “You’re messing with me”.)
    Slim Jim le Tit spits steaming Iron like my main Man's Pigeon!
    (Jimmy le Tit is one of Polar's nicknames. Lohy's famous "flinch" gif is of a Skarmory named Iron Pigeon. "Steaming iron" is a steam iron joke, "Iron like my main Man" is an Iron Man joke.)
    I only spam Roost, tell ‘em ‘bout our mission!
    Just like Bread, your baguette’s in banning danger
    I’ll eat this Clemintine, Leaving a lone ranger WUHAH WUHAH WUHAH

    (Bread was a nickname given to one of our most notorious banned users, and here, Loh is comparing baguettes, one of the most famous stereotypical french foods, and by extension Clemi, to Bread in the sense that he’s in danger of getting #Band. “Clemintine” is a play on Clemi’s name, and the Lone Ranger is a movie. WUHAH WUHAH WUHAH is a reference to the laugh Pennywise the clown made after his “Prince Albert in a can” joke. Lohuy adopts this laugh for every time he makes lame jokes/puns.)


    Team Teabaguette:
    Whoa now, we’ll end you 4 2fast like a rap preview
    (2fast4u is a forum meme.
    The rap preview is the final teaser before the rap battle’s out and is usually only 10-15 seconds long, so it ends quickly. This feels way too short for the fans, who are going to want to hear the whole thing.)

    Let’s destroy them with punchlines like it was DW
    (“Hard punchlines” was Clemi’s long attack during the beta of the Deadliest Warrior forum version. However, this weapon was way too powerful as he defeated everyone without any problems. The power had first to be nerfed, then deleted as it was still too strong.)
    Our fame is international, we run and rock the early morn chatbox,
    (We are well known members of the forum, as well as neither of us being from America, allowing us to call ourselves well known internationally fairly accurately.
    Due to time zones, we are usually some of the only people in the chatbox in our morning, when all the Americans are asleep.)

    And after this adventure you’ll need Personal Support
    (Chatbox Adventures are something Ranger and Clemi used to do, roleplaying without any given rules in the usually empty chatbox in the morning, sometimes with guests appearing.
    Personal Support is where people go for help with personal issues, sometimes emotional, implying that they will be so badly hurt by their loss they will need counselling.
    )
    Starting with the ban of inconvenients users right off the bat !
    (The mods have been quick to ban several users after joining, and sometimes their records aren’t put in the mod log, leaving to potential questions about the circumstances of their banning.)
    You overract, it’s a fact, mods shouldn’t act like that !
    (Mods were critiqued for banning users they had personal problems with way too fast, compared to the others.)
    You use your power for rules about crazy shit
    (During the forum history, some crazy rules has been applied, like the deletion of a group named "The patatos" because it was too offensive. Lohuy also joked about a rule to permaban clemi.)
    And Horseleech was right, you’ve gone mad with it !
    (This is a reference to the famous phrase Horseleech said : "You've gone mad with power, Samuel.". This is a continuity to the last sentence, talking about how power grew on them and turned them into "the fascists mods", changing people's names, fake-banning them, etc..
    clemi also referenced this on his battle against polarbore : "Up in your mod tower, the mod power grew on you and blinded ya !")

    No wonder why you work on a mod log, we just cut you down.
    (A play on word with the word “Log”)
    You should be dismissed, if that hasn’t already been done.
    (Reference the fact that Wumbo has actually been dismissed but still raps with the others mods.)

    Mods:
    I frickin Hate the both of you, call it H-Double You
    (Clemi’s first name was ClemiHW. There are two people on Team Teabaguette, hence “double you”. The H is supposed to be “Hate”.)
    You made a bad challenge now you’re in trouble, jews
    ‘Cause we’re mods
    (wait what?), you are sus (mhm)
    (“Jew” is often used as an insult due to Mancha and Milotic, even though we love people of all religions <3. The line after that is a parody of the real line, but Wumbo says “Wait what?” because he is not a mod. “Sus” is a term used to describe someone who is shady, or just plain sucks.)
    You spam, we ban, no chance you can defeat us!
    Rek absurd nerds, leave Teabaguette retired,
    And about Gilbert, shots at this duck leave him Gott-fired!
    (It is well known that ranger’s secretly named Gilbert de La Jew, and the second half of the line is a reference to both Gilbert Gottfried, who was fired as the Aflac duck, and “shots fired”. Duck has become a forum insult.)
    It's a meme fest, susses, and you're both getting … blooped.
    (...Bloop is used when the chat dies, so here it is used to say that they’re being murdered.)
    We came, we banned, we OWNED YOU JEWS


    Team Teabaguette:
    phpbb’s gone, here’s the bugged staff that’s left,
    (Erboh.com used to ron on Phpbb, but Rob had to switch to Vbulletin mostly because the admin panel was too blitchy and laggy, and wasn't very practical. So, since the phpbb forum is gone, the bugged staff part is supposed to be history, and the only bugged stuff left are the mods.)
    Bugged is a slang for Messed.
    Time to bring henteabaguette back with some guests
    (#bringphpbb was a thing after the switch to Vbulletin
    Henteabaguette is a fusion of the words "Hentai" (for YellowNerd) "Tea" (For Rangernumberx) and "Baguette" (For Clemi). It's also the team that's often logged on the forum when it's early in Europe.
    Since the team is only composed of ranger, YN and Clemi, "some guests" are referencing Dion and Gunnut. Also, the "Chatbox adventures" used to have some guests for each chapters.)


    Hey! You’ll still sound like you suck after Dion YN and Gunnut,
    (This is a reference to the famous line “Look at this face bitch, do I look like I give a fuck ? You took that dick out of your mouth but you still sound like you suck” said by Dion in a rap battle.)
    Came harder than these mods when they’re kissing Dindin’s butt
    A joke about how the mods pray to/idolise Dion, suspecting them to doing it only because he is the one of the administrators.
    “Dion’s sweet ass” is also a forum meme, that appeared on the Erboh.com’s deck.

    We reject your rules, and come up with our own !
    (Gunnut’s main joke, “*********s” became forbidden on the forum. He then had to use loopholes, like using “Grapes” or “Get check” to avoid the infractions.
    Using loophopes against rules became a recurrent activity on the forum, for instance making a legit group about potatoes to protest against the “patatos” deletion, or ninja-advertising, for instance.)


    Dion:
    (Dion is well known for the emoticon/phrase, used when he is not quite sure how seriously he should be taking the previous statement.)

    Why'd you stop?
    (As with the original ERB, asking why the previous rapper interrupted the flow of the battle)
    I no longer rhyme
    (Dion has refused to write any more fan made ERBs despite being asked on several occasions by several people.)
    Just complete the package with the first thing to come to your mind !
    (As with the original ERB, Clemi is asking to come up with the first thing that come on Dion’s mind.
    However, a famous character was also famous for the sentence “I’m the 1%, the complete package”, and, like the original ERB, it summoned him on the rap battle)



    *hahahahah* (Well then.)
    *ahahaha* (Shit.)


    zyroda:
    ello whats up sluts? the phd mc just resurected
    (“ello” has been his very first post, on his own thread named “Doctor of Thuganomics”.
    Since he has been banned, it’s like a ressurection)

    sing disses to ducks and got gunnut grap'd (how about no)
    (A reference to the duck song, a very popular song
    Duck is an insult on the forum
    In the duck song, the duck is asking for grapes. Grapes is also the loophole Gunnut use for saying “****” without being censored. So, getting graped means he’ll have a hard time)

    imma calm down this forum full of andrew dobson's fantasms
    (Andrew Dobson, as known as Tom Preston, is a cartoonist who drew a webcomics named “So… You’re a cartoonist ?”. Before that, he also drew several pictures of him getting inflated and consider himself as an inflationist, which consists of the character inflating his stomach by inserting air or fluid into his or her rectum, usually with a pump. This makes the character with an exaggerated overweight look. Zyroda is implying here that the forum is full of morbidly fat peoples, as he loves to say)
    show these losers what's an ego bigger than clemi's fatass (HEY D: )
    (During the last night before he got banned, Clemi told him how edgy he was, after what he answered him by saying “I bet you’re a huge virgin, and by huge I mean 300lbs plus”
    His ego is pretty big. He used to say many times how he was the best around.)

    i rock-bloxed you so hard i became thekingofthemem
    (Zyroda plays roblox a lot
    KingOfTheLulz was another of his troll account on kongregate.
    Zyroda pretty much became a meme on the forum just by trolling.)

    takes just one bitch shot to get all of them
    (A reference for one of his most famous thread, in which he said that he shot his girlfriend’s dog so that she could do well for her exams.)
    zyroda rules while the people above me are only haterz
    (A reference to the “You vs the person above”, in which he posted most of his rap battles.)
    cause dr thug just prescribed to yall some pun killers
    (DoctorofThuganomics was his very first name on the forum
    A play on the word “painkillers”
    Zyroda loved filler jokes and puns, as he often proven during his rap battles.)

    Last edited by Poles; 11-16-2014 at 12:18 PM.

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    Anyone wanna do GB vs MB with me? (Similar style of my Artists vs Turtle REWF where I would require someone who has had at least 4-5 usernames)
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    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore View Post
    (Part 4 of the Clemi vs Brad trilogy, you can find those here.)

    TRAILER:
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    Facilier : Ugh ! Where am I... ?

    *Facilier then looks at his new double account*

    Facilier : What happened to me ?

    *Facilier then remembers how he got banned from the forum. He smiles.

    Facilier : I am back....
    *Facilier's new name then starts to be striked, and turns brown as he screams until there's nothing left of him. We then can see mods's account in the shade*

    rangernumberx : Well then.

    Clemi : Get ready for Clemi !



    COLOR GUIDE:
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    Stantz - Polar
    Spengler - Lohuydahutt
    Venkman - Hanako
    Zeddemore - Wumbo
    All
    Janine - Sambama

    Adam - Clemi
    Jamie - Rangernumberx
    Both
    Grant - YellowNerd
    Kari - Gunnut
    Tory - Dion


    BATTLE:
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    EPIC RAP BATTLE OF FORUM HISTORY
    THE MODS
    VERSUS
    TEAM TEABAGUETTE

    Mods:
    Are you sick sick of two nerds with no memes
    Other than being balls deep in the Well we Then call “defeat”?
    If you, or this Frenchie, think you guys stand a chance,
    First grow some balls, we’ll shrek you nerds in advance!
    Teabaguette, not a threat, Desean't know Jack, son
    Mods don't find you Likeable, INFRACTION!
    Removing these dicks like Gonad’s in puberty
    Think you two can win against us? Han, you gotta be dancing me
    Slim Jim le Tit spits steaming Iron like my main Man's Pigeon!
    I only spam Roost, tell ‘em ‘bout our mission!
    Just like Bread, your baguette’s in banning danger
    I’ll eat this Clemintine, Leaving a lone ranger WUHAH WUHAH WUHAH



    Team Teabaguette:
    Whoa now, we’ll end you 4 2fast like a rap preview
    Let’s destroy them with punchlines like it was DW
    Our fame is international, we run and rock the early morn chatbox,
    And after this adventure you’ll need Personal Support
    Starting with the ban of inconvenients users right off the bat !
    You overract, it’s a fact, mods shouldn’t act like that !
    You use your power for rules about crazy shit
    And Horseleech was right, you’ve gone mad with it !
    No wonder why you work on a mod log, we just cut you down.
    You should be dismissed, if that hasn’t already been done.


    Mods:
    I frickin Hate the both of you, call it H-Double You
    You made a bad challenge now you’re in trouble, jews
    ‘Cause we’re mods
    (wait what?), you are sus (mhm)
    You spam, we ban, no chance you can defeat us!
    Rek absurd nerds, leave Teabaguette retired,
    And about Gilbert, shots at this duck leave him Gott-fired!
    It's a meme fest, susses, and you're both getting … blooped.
    We came, we banned, we OWNED YOU JEWS


    Team Teabaguette:
    phpbb’s gone, here’s the bugged staff that’s left,
    Time to bring henteabaguette back with some guests

    Hey! You’ll still sound like you suck after Dion YN and Gunnut,
    Came harder than these mods when they’re kissing Dindin’s butt
    You ban spamboats? Your mom's a boat OOOOOOOOOOOH
    Dion:

    Why'd you stop?
    I no longer rhyme
    Just complete the package with the first thing to come to your mind !


    *hahahahah* (Well then.)
    *ahahaha* (Shit.)


    zyroda:
    ello whats up sluts? the phd mc just resurected
    sing disses to ducks and got gunnut grap'd (how about no)
    imma calm down this forum full of andrew dobson's fantasms
    show these losers what's an ego bigger than clemi's fatass (HEY D: )
    i rock-bloxed you so hard i became thekingofthemem
    takes just one bitch shot to get all of them
    zyroda rules while the people above me are only haterz
    cause dr thug just prescribed to yall some pun killers



    REF GUIDE:
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    Mods:
    Are you sick sick of two nerds with no memes
    (Direct parody of the original line. One of Clemi's nicknames is "Sick Sick Clemi", and being a "nerd" and having "no memes" is frowned upon on the forum.)
    Other than being balls deep in the Well we Then call “defeat”?
    (It was a running joke that the mods would edit ranger’s sig to say “I’m balls deep.” One of ranger’s catchphrases is “Well Then”, and here, it’s a pun based off that phrase.)
    If you, or this Frenchie, think you guys stand a chance,
    First grow some balls, we’ll shrek you nerds in advance!
    (Direct parody of the original line. Basically, we’re Great and they Suck, and “shrek” is often used as a substitute for “wreck”)
    Teabaguette, not a threat, Desean't know Jack, son
    (This changes a bit from the original one, which was a boast instead of a diss. Desean Jackson has become a forum meme, so here his name is used as a pun on "You don't know jack". The "Jack, son" is a reference to the Poe vs Homer fanmade that we love to make fun of, the exact line being "I'd rather read Percy Jackson" with a noticeable pause between Jack and son.)
    Mods don't find you Likeable, INFRACTION!
    (There used to be a thing on the forum about how the mods are "Fascists who infract people they don't like". Clemi used to be the "Likeable Lime Shady" when his name was green.)
    Removing these dicks like Gonad’s in puberty
    (Stating that they will be ridding the site of Clemi and ranger calling them “dicks” like Gunnut, who got rid of his own pengu/never had one in the first place)
    Think you two can win against us? Han, you gotta be dancing me
    (This is a slight change from the original line, but the meaning behind it stays the same. “Stop dancing me” became a popular phrase after wiki user Eoin Kearney demanded that PolarBore “stop dancing me”. Today, its context changes a lot, but here it means “You’re messing with me”.)
    Slim Jim le Tit spits steaming Iron like my main Man's Pigeon!
    (Jimmy le Tit is one of Polar's nicknames. Lohy's famous "flinch" gif is of a Skarmory named Iron Pigeon. "Steaming iron" is a steam iron joke, "Iron like my main Man" is an Iron Man joke.)
    I only spam Roost, tell ‘em ‘bout our mission!
    Just like Bread, your baguette’s in banning danger
    I’ll eat this Clemintine, Leaving a lone ranger WUHAH WUHAH WUHAH

    (Bread was a nickname given to one of our most notorious banned users, and here, Loh is comparing baguettes, one of the most famous stereotypical french foods, and by extension Clemi, to Bread in the sense that he’s in danger of getting #Band. “Clemintine” is a play on Clemi’s name, and the Lone Ranger is a movie. WUHAH WUHAH WUHAH is a reference to the laugh Pennywise the clown made after his “Prince Albert in a can” joke. Lohuy adopts this laugh for every time he makes lame jokes/puns.)


    Team Teabaguette:
    Whoa now, we’ll end you 4 2fast like a rap preview
    (2fast4u is a forum meme.
    The rap preview is the final teaser before the rap battle’s out and is usually only 10-15 seconds long, so it ends quickly. This feels way too short for the fans, who are going to want to hear the whole thing.)

    Let’s destroy them with punchlines like it was DW
    (“Hard punchlines” was Clemi’s long attack during the beta of the Deadliest Warrior forum version. However, this weapon was way too powerful as he defeated everyone without any problems. The power had first to be nerfed, then deleted as it was still too strong.)
    Our fame is international, we run and rock the early morn chatbox,
    (We are well known members of the forum, as well as neither of us being from America, allowing us to call ourselves well known internationally fairly accurately.
    Due to time zones, we are usually some of the only people in the chatbox in our morning, when all the Americans are asleep.)

    And after this adventure you’ll need Personal Support
    (Chatbox Adventures are something Ranger and Clemi used to do, roleplaying without any given rules in the usually empty chatbox in the morning, sometimes with guests appearing.
    Personal Support is where people go for help with personal issues, sometimes emotional, implying that they will be so badly hurt by their loss they will need counselling.
    )
    Starting with the ban of inconvenients users right off the bat !
    (The mods have been quick to ban several users after joining, and sometimes their records aren’t put in the mod log, leaving to potential questions about the circumstances of their banning.)
    You overract, it’s a fact, mods shouldn’t act like that !
    (Mods were critiqued for banning users they had personal problems with way too fast, compared to the others.)
    You use your power for rules about crazy shit
    (During the forum history, some crazy rules has been applied, like the deletion of a group named "The patatos" because it was too offensive. Lohuy also joked about a rule to permaban clemi.)
    And Horseleech was right, you’ve gone mad with it !
    (This is a reference to the famous phrase Horseleech said : "You've gone mad with power, Samuel.". This is a continuity to the last sentence, talking about how power grew on them and turned them into "the fascists mods", changing people's names, fake-banning them, etc..
    clemi also referenced this on his battle against polarbore : "Up in your mod tower, the mod power grew on you and blinded ya !")

    No wonder why you work on a mod log, we just cut you down.
    (A play on word with the word “Log”)
    You should be dismissed, if that hasn’t already been done.
    (Reference the fact that Wumbo has actually been dismissed but still raps with the others mods.)

    Mods:
    I frickin Hate the both of you, call it H-Double You
    (Clemi’s first name was ClemiHW. There are two people on Team Teabaguette, hence “double you”. The H is supposed to be “Hate”.)
    You made a bad challenge now you’re in trouble, jews
    ‘Cause we’re mods
    (wait what?), you are sus (mhm)
    (“Jew” is often used as an insult due to Mancha and Milotic, even though we love people of all religions <3. The line after that is a parody of the real line, but Wumbo says “Wait what?” because he is not a mod. “Sus” is a term used to describe someone who is shady, or just plain sucks.)
    You spam, we ban, no chance you can defeat us!
    Rek absurd nerds, leave Teabaguette retired,
    And about Gilbert, shots at this duck leave him Gott-fired!
    (It is well known that ranger’s secretly named Gilbert de La Jew, and the second half of the line is a reference to both Gilbert Gottfried, who was fired as the Aflac duck, and “shots fired”. Duck has become a forum insult.)
    It's a meme fest, susses, and you're both getting … blooped.
    (...Bloop is used when the chat dies, so here it is used to say that they’re being murdered.)
    We came, we banned, we OWNED YOU JEWS


    Team Teabaguette:
    phpbb’s gone, here’s the bugged staff that’s left,
    (Erboh.com used to ron on Phpbb, but Rob had to switch to Vbulletin mostly because the admin panel was too blitchy and laggy, and wasn't very practical. So, since the phpbb forum is gone, the bugged staff part is supposed to be history, and the only bugged stuff left are the mods.)
    Bugged is a slang for Messed.
    Time to bring henteabaguette back with some guests
    (#bringphpbb was a thing after the switch to Vbulletin
    Henteabaguette is a fusion of the words "Hentai" (for YellowNerd) "Tea" (For Rangernumberx) and "Baguette" (For Clemi). It's also the team that's often logged on the forum when it's early in Europe.
    Since the team is only composed of ranger, YN and Clemi, "some guests" are referencing Dion and Gunnut. Also, the "Chatbox adventures" used to have some guests for each chapters.)


    Hey! You’ll still sound like you suck after Dion YN and Gunnut,
    (This is a reference to the famous line “Look at this face bitch, do I look like I give a fuck ? You took that dick out of your mouth but you still sound like you suck” said by Dion in a rap battle.)
    Came harder than these mods when they’re kissing Dindin’s butt
    A joke about how the mods pray to/idolise Dion, suspecting them to doing it only because he is the one of the administrators.
    “Dion’s sweet ass” is also a forum meme, that appeared on the Erboh.com’s deck.

    You ban spamboats? Your mom's a boat OOOOOOOOOOOH
    (Spamboats has becoem a running gag in the mod log, and Gunnut makes a lot of your mom, your face, etc. jokes.)

    Dion:
    (Dion is well known for the emoticon/phrase, used when he is not quite sure how seriously he should be taking the previous statement.)

    Why'd you stop?
    (As with the original ERB, asking why the previous rapper interrupted the flow of the battle)
    I no longer rhyme
    (Dion has refused to write any more fan made ERBs despite being asked on several occasions by several people.)
    Just complete the package with the first thing to come to your mind !
    (As with the original ERB, Clemi is asking to come up with the first thing that come on Dion’s mind.
    However, a famous character was also famous for the sentence “I’m the 1%, the complete package”, and, like the original ERB, it summoned him on the rap battle)



    *hahahahah* (Well then.)
    *ahahaha* (Shit.)


    zyroda:
    ello whats up sluts? the phd mc just resurected
    (“ello” has been his very first post, on his own thread named “Doctor of Thuganomics”.
    Since he has been banned, it’s like a ressurection)

    sing disses to ducks and got gunnut grap'd (how about no)
    (A reference to the duck song, a very popular song
    Duck is an insult on the forum
    In the duck song, the duck is asking for grapes. Grapes is also the loophole Gunnut use for saying “****” without being censored. So, getting graped means he’ll have a hard time)

    imma calm down this forum full of andrew dobson's fantasms
    (Andrew Dobson, as known as Tom Preston, is a cartoonist who drew a webcomics named “So… You’re a cartoonist ?”. Before that, he also drew several pictures of him getting inflated and consider himself as an inflationist, which consists of the character inflating his stomach by inserting air or fluid into his or her rectum, usually with a pump. This makes the character with an exaggerated overweight look. Zyroda is implying here that the forum is full of morbidly fat peoples, as he loves to say)
    show these losers what's an ego bigger than clemi's fatass (HEY D: )
    (During the last night before he got banned, Clemi told him how edgy he was, after what he answered him by saying “I bet you’re a huge virgin, and by huge I mean 300lbs plus”
    His ego is pretty big. He used to say many times how he was the best around.)

    i rock-bloxed you so hard i became thekingofthemem
    (Zyroda plays roblox a lot
    KingOfTheLulz was another of his troll account on kongregate.
    Zyroda pretty much became a meme on the forum just by trolling.)

    takes just one bitch shot to get all of them
    (A reference for one of his most famous thread, in which he said that he shot his girlfriend’s dog so that she could do well for her exams.)
    zyroda rules while the people above me are only haterz
    (A reference to the “You vs the person above”, in which he posted most of his rap battles.)
    cause dr thug just prescribed to yall some pun killers
    (DoctorofThuganomics was his very first name on the forum
    A play on the word “painkillers”
    Zyroda loved filler jokes and puns, as he often proven during his rap battles.)

    In a bit of redemption from Mods vs Members, mods won dis.
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    Act uqa wa it
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    Quote Originally Posted by “Adonis”
    Act
    uqa
    wa
    it
    Gonad has no nads pass it on!!!!11!

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