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    5/10 for all verses except Gonads first which is 7/10


    Quote Originally Posted by Juiz View Post
    Good job Sane. You killed the forum.

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    Anyone else wanna do Zulu vs Caesar?
    But,░in░truth,░I░have░wept░too░much!░Dawns░are░hea rtbreaking.
    Ξvery░moon░is░atrocious░and░every░sun░bitter. (ュ だ  どいロリラ威萎虞う ャイ意営縁ぇヵ)

    Quote Originally Posted by Juiz
    moon you're hurting me in ways you'll never even know. lets do that suicide, buddy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by King in the North View Post
    Anyone else wanna do Zulu vs Caesar?
    Only if I can be Zulu
    Spoiler: 

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    KitN vs Polar feat. SBS in the form of Obama vs Romney


    KitN:
    [COLOR=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.701961)]I'm not gonna let this battle be dominated by fags[/COLOR][COLOR=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.701961)]
    Oh wait, we're both already here so scratch that[/COLOR]
    [COLOR=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.701961)]We all know what went down when Polar got an erection[/COLOR]
    [COLOR=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.701961)]Not his dick obviously because those go up in erections![/COLOR]
    [COLOR=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.701961)]You're all Polar but not a Bore, been no trains but I think we're smoking[/COLOR]
    [COLOR=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.701961)]Some strong-ass crack, maybe mixed in with some baby lotion[/COLOR]
    [COLOR=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.701961)]You're from a lovely place, I'd like to go on holiday[/COLOR]
    [COLOR=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.701961)]But come August ticket prices will rise and that's not okay [/COLOR]
    [COLOR=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.701961)]Raw meat, because ever since my wife left me I can't learn to cook[/COLOR]
    [COLOR=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.701961)]Knocking you harder than I knocked Josh up, see how long that took?[/COLOR]
    [COLOR=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.701961)]You see this pink name? It's because I'm homosexual[/COLOR]
    [COLOR=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.701961)]But I assure you, when you get fucked over it'll be mostly consensual![/COLOR]
    [COLOR=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.701961)]Hear that Jill, you're an old man and everyone's hugging tress[/COLOR]
    [COLOR=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.701961)]And your rhymes are as weak as the French ones spat by Clemi[/COLOR]
    [COLOR=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.701961)]Call me a vicious HostemSam coz Kitten's eating a suitcase[/COLOR]
    [COLOR=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.701961)]I'll go Ranger on your British ass and start smooching your face[/COLOR]


    Polar:
    They say your mother was a great man you must be what's left
    Don't do any of this stuff please I'm not ready for that yet
    You got the name changes but you haven't changed your name in a while
    My flow is better than that river called the Nile
    Gonad said you can't diss a dude without the wit
    Which explains why you didn't diss me in your verse
    Because you don't have wit and stuff
    Like a twinkie your verse was all fluff
    I'm like John Cena up in here cuz you can't even see me
    Cuz I'm seeing someone else
    I hoped you saved your best rhymes for the second half
    Because you are a far ass


    KitN:
    Whatever that Twinkie thing got you real sad
    Did it remind you about how you're fat?


    Polar:
    bitch was that a fat joke you stupid bitchy bitch
    ill pee a pee stream on you then stream it on twitch


    KitN:
    Dont bring up Twitch man! My mum goes there
    She's got cancer that means she doesn't have much hair


    Polar:
    Ohhh.. sorry about that. Uh... you still suck
    I might as well call you Sambama because you suck!


    KitN:
    HNGRGHURNGH that's me deepthroating on Josh's dick


    Polar:
    you alright there


    KitN:
    GAH...I'm choking...call...SBS


    Polar:
    oh no me too ;n;

    SBS:
    COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTER
    But,░in░truth,░I░have░wept░too░much!░Dawns░are░hea rtbreaking.
    Ξvery░moon░is░atrocious░and░every░sun░bitter. (ュ だ  どいロリラ威萎虞う ャイ意営縁ぇヵ)

    Quote Originally Posted by Juiz
    moon you're hurting me in ways you'll never even know. lets do that suicide, buddy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by King in the North View Post
    [COLOR=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.701961)]And your rhymes are as weak as the French ones spat by Clemi[/COLOR]

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    Anybody wanna Terminator vs Robocop

    I be RoboCop
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    Act uqa wa it
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    Quote Originally Posted by “Adonis”
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    Gonad has no nads pass it on!!!!11!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sambama Fisher View Post
    Anybody wanna Terminator vs Robocop

    I be RoboCop
    Let's go, yo
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion View Post
    I will delete this forum.

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    Spoiler: 


    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FORUMREH
    GUNNUT
    VERSACE
    THE TURTLESAUCE
    BEGON


    Gonad:
    Yo, I suggest you leave the forum like you got re-banned
    Before I show your suka ass some Russian violence
    I'm like a smart NRA member, cause I got a gun and the wit
    And at least I got a stint with ****stick where I could post it
    I wonder where all that dildo-posting and hubris went
    When that hammer-driving final infraction came in
    You should go back to Romania and stop Romanian the site
    Or you'll get pummeled trying to start a verbal forum fight
    And I didn't think this sausage fest could get more annoying
    Then he named himself after one of comics' best vigilantes
    I'm the Nomad and I got the skill to take Tudor and go for the kill
    I got that REWF count like Polar's rep, try if you will

    Turtle:
    Wrong!
    I got detailed files on the conclusion of your REWF raps
    You got as much diss variety as the Splinter Cell Blacklist maps
    I am D-I-L-D-O Turtlesauce Batman model 69
    And I'll be shitting on your gimmick that's even worse than Brine's
    My massive rep bar is the perfect display of my posting and raps and good memes
    That rapidly crushes your chances of MOTY and surviving in the Dildo Regime
    We're not the SAMe, you take away, my jokes you'll find a really cool dude
    You are an americunt through and through
    They left out our mod powers when your nick was created
    "You'll be mod someday!" BULLSHIT! Your forum life is terminated!
    Based on ranger's analysis of the detailed structure of VGBRS
    You'll pick a generic G.I. Joe scrub
    I'll pick Bach

    Gonad:
    You ain't got no swag, you got no good memes
    You have a fetish for sex toys and make too many RPG's
    My raps are hot like green chile roasts in NM
    Can't help it if they're fresh, it's the state they've 'cum' from

    Turtle:
    I'll dild through your butt-hole, and rip out your ****stick
    Then mail you a magnifying glass so you can see your dick

    Gonad:
    Nice try, but my goddamn nickname's Gonad
    After my Bust-a-Nut you'll be fucked, Broken Bad

    Turtle:

    Chill out No-Nuts-- No references no jokes no flow
    I couldn't find any interest in you, if you were Dildnose
    You're too schlomo, I'll burn you harder with raps, than your sister
    See you on Redemption Day, baby, hasta la vista


    WHO WAHN
    WHO'S NOXT?
    JEWS DECIDE
    EPIC *morphs into Turtlesauce* RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY


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    Gonad:
    Yo, I suggest you leave the forum like you got re-banned
    Turtle had no forum activity when banned, I suggest he act like he is currently banned.
    Before I show your suka ass some Russian violence
    Russia is a violent place(?), suka meme.
    I'm like a smart NRA member, cause I got a gun and the wit
    Can't dis a dude w/o the wit reference. Also, NRA members like guns, smart people are witty.
    And at least I got a stint with ****stick where I could post it
    While Turtle could never post dildos, ****stick could be posted for a while.
    I wonder where all that dildo-posting and hubris went
    Thigns Turtle at least wants to do and is notorious for wanting to do.
    When that hammer-driving final infraction came in
    Turtle quickly garnered enough infractions to be banned.
    You should go back to Romania and stop Romanian the site
    Roaming/Romanian pun.
    Or you'll get pummeled trying to start a verbal forum fight
    Turtle caused forum drama pre-ban. I imply he'll lose in ways besides an infraction if he battles/fights me.
    And I didn't think this sausage fest could get more annoying
    Turtle Sauce is slang for a Sausage Fest, which is slang for a event largely populated by dudes.
    Then he named himself after one of comics' best vigilantes
    Turtle's current UN is The Batman
    I'm the Nomad and I got the skill to take Tudor and go for the kill
    Turtle's name is Tudor, I'm Gonad the Nomad, go in for the kill reference.
    I got that REWF count like Polar's rep, try if you will
    Polar has a lot of rep, I have a lot of REWFs

    Turtle:
    Wrong!
    I got detailed files on the conclusion of your REWF raps
    You got as much diss variety as the Splinter Cell Blacklist maps
    Gunnut did a LOT of REWFs, and I'm referencing the fact that they are mostly the same = Boring
    Like Blacklist maps, especially in Multiplayer

    I am D-I-L-D-O Turtlesauce Batman model 69
    Doesn't need a reference.
    69 for the lulz
    And I'll be shitting on your gimmick that's even worse than Brine's
    Gunnut has a gun gimmick. Brine has a sword gimmick.
    Swords > Guns
    My massive rep bar is the perfect display of my posting and raps and good memes
    Self explanatory
    That rapidly crushes your chances of MOTY and surviving in the Dildo Regime
    I'm saying that I'll have better chances of Moty than Gunnut. Also Dildo Regime sounds cool, since I'm taking over the forum
    We're not the SAMe, you take away, my jokes you'll find a really cool dude
    Beneath my shell of lame joke, there's a actually a normal person
    You are an americunt through and through
    Fucking americans
    They left out our mod powers when your nick was created
    Hana made his name Sambama Fisher, but Sam is a mod. Gunnut isn't. kek
    "You'll be mod someday!" BULLSHIT! Your forum life is terminated!
    Imagine Hana saying "You'll be a mod someday"
    Based on ranger's analysis of the detailed structure of VGBRS
    You'll pick a generic G.I. Joe scrub
    I'll pick Bach
    Ranger does analysis on each VGBR, saying who are the best opponents. Gunnut always picks something from Tom Clancy stuff. I'm saying he'll pick something boring while I will pick something fun and weird.
    Also I'll be back pun

    Gonad:
    You ain't got no swag, you got no good memes
    I'm known for "having" swag here, and a few memes, which I say Turtle has no good kinds of.
    You have a fetish for sex toys and make too many RPG's
    Turtle likes dildos and makes a lot of RPG's
    My raps are hot like green chiles from NM
    I'm from New Mexico, where green chiles are a common food addition
    Disses colder than the Arctic, yours are worse than ur mam
    I make al ot of your mom jokes, and the Arctic is cold af

    Turtle:
    I'll dild through your butt-hole, and rip out your ****stick
    Dildos > ****sticks
    Then mail you a magnifying glass so you can see your dick
    OOOOOOO

    Gonad:
    Nice try, but my goddamn nickname's Gonad
    I imply Gonad was a nickname given for my endowment
    After my Bust-a-Nut you'll be fucked, Broken Bad
    Breaking Bad pun because New Mexico. Bust-a-Nut reference

    Turtle:

    Chill out No-Nuts
    puns
    No references no jokes no flow
    truth
    I couldn't find any interest in you, if you were Dildnose
    I'm saying Gunnut would be boring for me even if he were The God I Look Up To
    You're too schlomo, I'll burn you harder with raps, than your sister
    Schlomo = Jewish name, pun on "slow" and his avatar and name
    Also, gunnut's sister once burned him. Irl

    See you on Redemption Day, baby, hasta la vista
    I'm saying Gunnut got fucked so hard lyrically he'll get 'band


    WHO WAHN
    WHO'S NOXT?
    JEWS DECIDE
    EPIC *morphs into Turtlesauce* RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

    Last edited by GonadTheNomad; 01-20-2017 at 06:10 AM.
    Spoiler: 

    Act uqa wa it
    Spoiler: 
    Quote Originally Posted by “Adonis”
    Act
    uqa
    wa
    it
    Gonad has no nads pass it on!!!!11!

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    10/10 would rewf again
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion View Post
    I will delete this forum.

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    Manch Lee vs Tom Henson

    Mancha:
    Hola, memebro! The Mench is here to skirmish
    It’s the Uber mind of mine against the Wumbo with no purpose
    I'm just a brilliant artistic college man, with a secret identity of a hella cool meme
    That’s one that you’re envious of! I’m with it, you’re GREEN GREEN GREEN GREEN GREEN GREEN GREEN
    You’re in trouble now, Tommy, Boy, your win’s Far-ley
    Yeehaw, this pirate got no time to parley
    That face of yours really leaves me cringin’
    You're one part Sam and the other part Minion
    I’m Stronger Than You or a space rock mom
    Capitalize my name because I Want You Gone
    I rule the Meme Team and the Smoker Squad
    But your tough guy attitude’s a lame façade

    Tom:
    I'm glad that I came back (Sulley: A vacation can clear your mind!)
    Plus, you’re a great memer Manchy (Sulley: Yeah!) But it’s time that you resigned.
    Cause I can sense your hesitation, once you battle the Cenation
    There’s no way I can be patient, when I give you a Free Rotation
    When I snap your neck, like I snap your dreams, of an artist vocation.
    Call all your Super Mod friends in (Sulley: Yeah, cause you're gonna need salvation.)
    Let me just say I’m impressed by all the memes you like to brag,
    And how you steal all of them (Sulley: From 4chan, Reddit, and, 9gag.)

    Mancha:
    Nice try, Tahm Stench, but like Vi I bring the punchline (FAST)
    I’ll make you RIP in peace but then I won’t Bring you To Life! (KEK)
    (Mike: So put that meme back from whence it came)
    I’m telling you, trying to take my content should really bring you shame
    Trust me Thomas, I’ll smash you up like a windmill and drown you under my mighty flow
    I’ll break your nose with an RKO and make you leave just like… uh… wait… no.
    Ech, look, I’m sorry Tom, I really went too far this time.
    Honestly, I get too riled up when I come start to rhyme
    But the truth is, I missed you. You were gone too soon.
    Because I wouldn’t have nothin’ if I didn’t… have you

    Tom:
    Oh Manch, don't be glum, you’re just going to Feel Bad, Man. (Sulley: Yeah..)
    We’ve stuck together, two buds, since your account first began.
    But the Rap Battles will always be Uber, the Memes will always be dank Sweetness
    The support you gave helped me live, without you, I feel incompleteness.
    There is no beef between us, we're two Memebros, forever, yo.
    And there is no champ who could Vi-olate the friendship we’ve grown.

    (CAN’T SEE ME)

    ???:
    My time is now, memers!

    (W W E)

    Announcer:
    AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA

    John Cena:
    I’m in utter Raw that you can meme unstoppably
    The Cenation’s lord, you step to me impossibly!
    But now the Champ is HERE, that's my title you’re claiming
    I didn't leave the Marines for two nerds who spend their time flaming!
    Ah, you bow down to Cena, which means you stay memers!
    Cranking out Shreks and “I’m A Believer”’s!
    Wrassler’s begging me to stop? I submit ‘em!
    Fred Figglehorn as my son? I just hit him!
    I'm powerful enough to make the Big Show look tiny
    With only 3 moves, I dominate your heinies!
    Clearly, there’s no way to see me,
    I'm owning this battle, in fact, I own you two freely
    So Respect my Loyalty, boys, but don't Hustle it,
    I’ll bring the Smackdown on your memes, and Jimmies will be rustlin’
    Great shitposts are ensured when you’re with me in the ring
    So follow me! Gaze down on your fellow friends as kings!
    Last edited by Lancer; 08-04-2015 at 11:08 PM.
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