Replace ERBs with Forumers

[Moonjik]

Anyone else wanna do Zulu vs Caesar?

[BrineBlade]

Anyone else wanna do Zulu vs Caesar?

Only if I can be Zulu

[Moonjik]

KitN vs Polar feat. SBS in the form of Obama vs Romney


KitN:
[COLOR=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.701961)]I'm not gonna let this battle be dominated by fags[/COLOR][COLOR=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.701961)]
Oh wait, we're both already here so scratch that[/COLOR]
[COLOR=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.701961)]We all know what went down when Polar got an erection[/COLOR]
[COLOR=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.701961)]Not his dick obviously because those go up in erections![/COLOR]
[COLOR=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.701961)]You're all Polar but not a Bore, been no trains but I think we're smoking[/COLOR]
[COLOR=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.701961)]Some strong-ass crack, maybe mixed in with some baby lotion[/COLOR]
[COLOR=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.701961)]You're from a lovely place, I'd like to go on holiday[/COLOR]
[COLOR=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.701961)]But come August ticket prices will rise and that's not okay [/COLOR]
[COLOR=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.701961)]Raw meat, because ever since my wife left me I can't learn to cook[/COLOR]
[COLOR=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.701961)]Knocking you harder than I knocked Josh up, see how long that took?[/COLOR]
[COLOR=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.701961)]You see this pink name? It's because I'm homosexual[/COLOR]
[COLOR=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.701961)]But I assure you, when you get fucked over it'll be mostly consensual![/COLOR]
[COLOR=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.701961)]Hear that Jill, you're an old man and everyone's hugging tress[/COLOR]
[COLOR=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.701961)]And your rhymes are as weak as the French ones spat by Clemi[/COLOR]
[COLOR=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.701961)]Call me a vicious HostemSam coz Kitten's eating a suitcase[/COLOR]
[COLOR=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.701961)]I'll go Ranger on your British ass and start smooching your face[/COLOR]


Polar:
They say your mother was a great man you must be what's left
Don't do any of this stuff please I'm not ready for that yet
You got the name changes but you haven't changed your name in a while
My flow is better than that river called the Nile
Gonad said you can't diss a dude without the wit
Which explains why you didn't diss me in your verse
Because you don't have wit and stuff
Like a twinkie your verse was all fluff
I'm like John Cena up in here cuz you can't even see me
Cuz I'm seeing someone else
I hoped you saved your best rhymes for the second half
Because you are a far ass


KitN:
Whatever that Twinkie thing got you real sad
Did it remind you about how you're fat?


Polar:
bitch was that a fat joke you stupid bitchy bitch
ill pee a pee stream on you then stream it on twitch


KitN:
Dont bring up Twitch man! My mum goes there
She's got cancer that means she doesn't have much hair


Polar:
Ohhh.. sorry about that. Uh... you still suck
I might as well call you Sambama because you suck!


KitN:
HNGRGHURNGH that's me deepthroating on Josh's dick


Polar:
you alright there


KitN:
GAH...I'm choking...call...SBS


Polar:
oh no me too ;n;

SBS:
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTER

[Clemi]

[COLOR=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.701961)]And your rhymes are as weak as the French ones spat by Clemi[/COLOR]

[GonadTheNomad]

Anybody wanna Terminator vs Robocop

I be RoboCop

[Turtlesauce]

Anybody wanna Terminator vs Robocop

I be RoboCop

Let's go, yo

[GonadTheNomad]

Spoiler: 

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FORUMREH
GUNNUT
VERSACE
THE TURTLESAUCE
BEGON

Gonad:
Yo, I suggest you leave the forum like you got re-banned
Before I show your suka ass some Russian violence
I'm like a smart NRA member, cause I got a gun and the wit
And at least I got a stint with ****stick where I could post it
I wonder where all that dildo-posting and hubris went
When that hammer-driving final infraction came in
You should go back to Romania and stop Romanian the site
Or you'll get pummeled trying to start a verbal forum fight
And I didn't think this sausage fest could get more annoying
Then he named himself after one of comics' best vigilantes
I'm the Nomad and I got the skill to take Tudor and go for the kill
I got that REWF count like Polar's rep, try if you will

Turtle:
Wrong!
I got detailed files on the conclusion of your REWF raps
You got as much diss variety as the Splinter Cell Blacklist maps
I am D-I-L-D-O Turtlesauce Batman model 69
And I'll be shitting on your gimmick that's even worse than Brine's
My massive rep bar is the perfect display of my posting and raps and good memes
That rapidly crushes your chances of MOTY and surviving in the Dildo Regime
We're not the SAMe, you take away, my jokes you'll find a really cool dude
You are an americunt through and through
They left out our mod powers when your nick was created
"You'll be mod someday!" BULLSHIT! Your forum life is terminated!
Based on ranger's analysis of the detailed structure of VGBRS
You'll pick a generic G.I. Joe scrub
I'll pick Bach

Gonad:
You ain't got no swag, you got no good memes
You have a fetish for sex toys and make too many RPG's
My raps are hot like green chile roasts in NM
Can't help it if they're fresh, it's the state they've 'cum' from

Turtle:
I'll dild through your butt-hole, and rip out your ****stick
Then mail you a magnifying glass so you can see your dick

Gonad:
Nice try, but my goddamn nickname's Gonad
After my Bust-a-Nut you'll be fucked, Broken Bad

Turtle:
Chill out No-Nuts-- No references no jokes no flow
I couldn't find any interest in you, if you were Dildnose
You're too schlomo, I'll burn you harder with raps, than your sister
See you on Redemption Day, baby, hasta la vista


WHO WAHN
WHO'S NOXT?
JEWS DECIDE
EPIC *morphs into Turtlesauce* RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

Ref guide:

Spoiler: 

Gonad:
Yo, I suggest you leave the forum like you got re-banned
Turtle had no forum activity when banned, I suggest he act like he is currently banned.
Before I show your suka ass some Russian violence
Russia is a violent place(?), suka meme.
I'm like a smart NRA member, cause I got a gun and the wit
Can't dis a dude w/o the wit reference. Also, NRA members like guns, smart people are witty.
And at least I got a stint with ****stick where I could post it
While Turtle could never post dildos, ****stick could be posted for a while.
I wonder where all that dildo-posting and hubris went
Thigns Turtle at least wants to do and is notorious for wanting to do.
When that hammer-driving final infraction came in
Turtle quickly garnered enough infractions to be banned.
You should go back to Romania and stop Romanian the site
Roaming/Romanian pun.
Or you'll get pummeled trying to start a verbal forum fight
Turtle caused forum drama pre-ban. I imply he'll lose in ways besides an infraction if he battles/fights me.
And I didn't think this sausage fest could get more annoying
Turtle Sauce is slang for a Sausage Fest, which is slang for a event largely populated by dudes.
Then he named himself after one of comics' best vigilantes
Turtle's current UN is The Batman
I'm the Nomad and I got the skill to take Tudor and go for the kill
Turtle's name is Tudor, I'm Gonad the Nomad, go in for the kill reference.
I got that REWF count like Polar's rep, try if you will
Polar has a lot of rep, I have a lot of REWFs

Turtle:
Wrong!
I got detailed files on the conclusion of your REWF raps
You got as much diss variety as the Splinter Cell Blacklist maps
Gunnut did a LOT of REWFs, and I'm referencing the fact that they are mostly the same = Boring
Like Blacklist maps, especially in Multiplayer
I am D-I-L-D-O Turtlesauce Batman model 69
Doesn't need a reference.
69 for the lulz
And I'll be shitting on your gimmick that's even worse than Brine's
Gunnut has a gun gimmick. Brine has a sword gimmick.
Swords > Guns
My massive rep bar is the perfect display of my posting and raps and good memes
Self explanatory
That rapidly crushes your chances of MOTY and surviving in the Dildo Regime
I'm saying that I'll have better chances of Moty than Gunnut. Also Dildo Regime sounds cool, since I'm taking over the forum
We're not the SAMe, you take away, my jokes you'll find a really cool dude
Beneath my shell of lame joke, there's a actually a normal person
You are an americunt through and through
Fucking americans
They left out our mod powers when your nick was created
Hana made his name Sambama Fisher, but Sam is a mod. Gunnut isn't. kek
"You'll be mod someday!" BULLSHIT! Your forum life is terminated!
Imagine Hana saying "You'll be a mod someday"
Based on ranger's analysis of the detailed structure of VGBRS
You'll pick a generic G.I. Joe scrub
I'll pick Bach
Ranger does analysis on each VGBR, saying who are the best opponents. Gunnut always picks something from Tom Clancy stuff. I'm saying he'll pick something boring while I will pick something fun and weird.
Also I'll be back pun

Gonad:
You ain't got no swag, you got no good memes
I'm known for "having" swag here, and a few memes, which I say Turtle has no good kinds of.
You have a fetish for sex toys and make too many RPG's
Turtle likes dildos and makes a lot of RPG's
My raps are hot like green chiles from NM
I'm from New Mexico, where green chiles are a common food addition
Disses colder than the Arctic, yours are worse than ur mam
I make al ot of your mom jokes, and the Arctic is cold af

Turtle:
I'll dild through your butt-hole, and rip out your ****stick
Dildos > ****sticks
Then mail you a magnifying glass so you can see your dick
OOOOOOO

Gonad:
Nice try, but my goddamn nickname's Gonad
I imply Gonad was a nickname given for my endowment
After my Bust-a-Nut you'll be fucked, Broken Bad
Breaking Bad pun because New Mexico. Bust-a-Nut reference

Turtle:
Chill out No-Nuts
puns
No references no jokes no flow
truth
I couldn't find any interest in you, if you were Dildnose
I'm saying Gunnut would be boring for me even if he were The God I Look Up To
You're too schlomo, I'll burn you harder with raps, than your sister
Schlomo = Jewish name, pun on "slow" and his avatar and name
Also, gunnut's sister once burned him. Irl
See you on Redemption Day, baby, hasta la vista
I'm saying Gunnut got fucked so hard lyrically he'll get 'band


WHO WAHN
WHO'S NOXT?
JEWS DECIDE
EPIC *morphs into Turtlesauce* RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

[Turtlesauce]

10/10 would rewf again

[Lancer]

Manch Lee vs Tom Henson

Mancha:
Hola, memebro! The Mench is here to skirmish
It’s the Uber mind of mine against the Wumbo with no purpose
I'm just a brilliant artistic college man, with a secret identity of a hella cool meme
That’s one that you’re envious of! I’m with it, you’re GREEN GREEN GREEN GREEN GREEN GREEN GREEN
You’re in trouble now, Tommy, Boy, your win’s Far-ley
Yeehaw, this pirate got no time to parley
That face of yours really leaves me cringin’
You're one part Sam and the other part Minion
I’m Stronger Than You or a space rock mom
Capitalize my name because I Want You Gone
I rule the Meme Team and the Smoker Squad
But your tough guy attitude’s a lame façade

Tom:
I'm glad that I came back (Sulley: A vacation can clear your mind!)
Plus, you’re a great memer Manchy (Sulley: Yeah!) But it’s time that you resigned.
Cause I can sense your hesitation, once you battle the Cenation
There’s no way I can be patient, when I give you a Free Rotation
When I snap your neck, like I snap your dreams, of an artist vocation.
Call all your Super Mod friends in (Sulley: Yeah, cause you're gonna need salvation.)
Let me just say I’m impressed by all the memes you like to brag,
And how you steal all of them (Sulley: From 4chan, Reddit, and, 9gag.)

Mancha:
Nice try, Tahm Stench, but like Vi I bring the punchline (FAST)
I’ll make you RIP in peace but then I won’t Bring you To Life! (KEK)
(Mike: So put that meme back from whence it came)
I’m telling you, trying to take my content should really bring you shame
Trust me Thomas, I’ll smash you up like a windmill and drown you under my mighty flow
I’ll break your nose with an RKO and make you leave just like… uh… wait… no.
Ech, look, I’m sorry Tom, I really went too far this time.
Honestly, I get too riled up when I come start to rhyme
But the truth is, I missed you. You were gone too soon.
Because I wouldn’t have nothin’ if I didn’t… have you

Tom:
Oh Manch, don't be glum, you’re just going to Feel Bad, Man. (Sulley: Yeah..)
We’ve stuck together, two buds, since your account first began.
But the Rap Battles will always be Uber, the Memes will always be dank Sweetness
The support you gave helped me live, without you, I feel incompleteness.
There is no beef between us, we're two Memebros, forever, yo.
And there is no champ who could Vi-olate the friendship we’ve grown.

(CAN’T SEE ME)

???:
My time is now, memers!

(W W E)

Announcer:
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA

John Cena:
I’m in utter Raw that you can meme unstoppably
The Cenation’s lord, you step to me impossibly!
But now the Champ is HERE, that's my title you’re claiming
I didn't leave the Marines for two nerds who spend their time flaming!
Ah, you bow down to Cena, which means you stay memers!
Cranking out Shreks and “I’m A Believer”’s!
Wrassler’s begging me to stop? I submit ‘em!
Fred Figglehorn as my son? I just hit him!
I'm powerful enough to make the Big Show look tiny
With only 3 moves, I dominate your heinies!
Clearly, there’s no way to see me,
I'm owning this battle, in fact, I own you two freely
So Respect my Loyalty, boys, but don't Hustle it,
I’ll bring the Smackdown on your memes, and Jimmies will be rustlin’
Great shitposts are ensured when you’re with me in the ring
So follow me! Gaze down on your fellow friends as kings!

[Turtlesauce]

3/10 too many memes