Lohuydahutt:
Gonad wants to battle? I’ll get a kick out of this
Because one of his forum nicknames in Gonad and if you kick Gonad in the gonads it’ll probably hurt a lot. So yay double meanings or whatever.
This isn’t a battle of the #bands, it’s a death wish
Battle of the Bands is a thing that exists, and most of the music I listen to comes from bands. However, much more importantly is that #band has become a more jokey way to say “banned” on this forum, and Gonad has been banned before and infracted multiple times while I still have a clean slate.
You got -6/10 raps, blow you away fas
Bring out Skarmory and go Whirlwind your ass!
OK this one’s a bit more complicated. So in Pokémon we have this mechanic called priority which determines who attacks first in a Pokémon battle. A Pokémon with +1 priority will ALWAYS go faster than a Pokémon with 0 priority. If they have the same priority, the one with the higher speed stat moves first. Whirlwind is a move that almost always go last because it has -6 priority, so blowing Gonad away fas with Whirlwind is kinda oxymoronic. Butttttt since I gave Gonad a pseudo review of his raps rating them -6/10 I’m able to whirlwind his ass fast. Also I bring up Skarmory specifically because Iron Pigeon the Skarmory has been in my sig for a while thanks to a certain incident during the first Pokemonotype tourney here.
Cause I’m Log, and that’s the L-OG
Pretty self-explanatory, you probably know what “OG” means by now so I won’t bother.
I’m spitting just-ice against your little face of mercy
Justice and mercy are pretty closely related concepts, but this time it’s just-ice. As in my rhymes are ice cold because my forum persona is a seal that lives in ice cold conditions or whatever. The face of mercy is basically just a forum meme derived from a picture of Gonad’s face.
You should REDACT your rhymes like your stick bitch
Perhaps Gonad’s most iconic forum meme is the r*pestick for reasons I do not recall. However, the meme was basically shut down after the word r*pe was pretty much banned on the forum. I oftentimes jokingly say words that would get me infracted for actually saying by saying REDACTED instead. But in this case, Gonad’s whole raps should get REDACTED because they suck that much.
Or I might get a gore infraction for this bitch
Posting pictures that contain too much blood and/or gore is an infractable offense here. Basically I’m just saying that I’ll beat him to a bloody pulp if he keeps on rapping.
I will lynch your ass; I won’t flinch bitch
Lynching is just a reference to the Lynch Sam meme which I played a significant part in making a thing. Also serves as a reference to my AFABR 2 where I was a combatant for some dumb reason and in Chapter 7 I along with pretty much everyone else united to lynch Sam. As for the flinch part, just check the Skarmory gif in the sig. Flinching has been my weakness in the past but not this time!
Call me a fascist ‘cause I’m dominating you bitch
Here I’m basically making fun of how Gonad has talked in political discussions lately, not just on the forum but more on skype conversations as well where he has probably used the word considerably more often. He has said stuff like Democrats trying to have total control of the country and shit like that I wouldn’t necessarily agree with so me being heavily left leaning myself could potentially be called fascist by his logic. Fascists want total control like I’m doing to Gonad right now by absolutely dominating his ass xP
Here’s a meaningless buzzword: bureaucracy
I just predicted 90% of your raps probably
This ones another jab about how he talks these days especially when it comes to politics. He uses the word “bureaucracy” quite often when talking about the government and more generally speaking he has developed a tendency to use a lot of big words just for the sake of it. Basically I’m saying he’s talking out of his ass with a bunch of big words that don’t mean anything and that most of his rap is going to sound exactly like that.
Lohuydahutt:
OK ummmmm side note:
side note: I use the phrase “side note:” pretty often
In that intern election this dude got like, -12 votes bitchhhhh
Gonad was once an intern mod, but in a four way intern mod election he ended up placing dead last by a pretty significant margin. Basically just saying that barely anybody voted for him because he sucks =P
You think your word choice gives you eloquence?
More or less just a set-up line but yet again, another jab about his long-winded wordy way of talking or erm… typing.
Your floods are the worst since like, the Genesis
Gonad semi-recently broke that chat flooding rule where you can’t post in the chat 8 times in a row without anybody posting in-between multiple times and got infracted for it if I recall correctly. The Genesis was the story in the Bible where the lawd caused a giant ass flood that killed pretty much everything so yeah, clearly just as bad right? Chat floods are not actually floods, and as an atheist I don’t think that flood existed either :3
You’re a Wash’d out voice actor who needs some weed
Gonad wanted to become a voice actor for a while but from what I gather that doesn’t appear to be happening in any major capacity any time soon because reasons. I spelled washed as “Wash’d” because he complains about his state’s (Washington) government screwing him over quite often. Also he Probab Lee needs some weed to chill the fuck out because who doesn’t? xP
Your raps bombed worse than Aleppo so suck on these!
A jab at him being a Gary Johnson fan, and I think you probably know about the whole “What’s Aleppo?” thing. Well, Aleppo got bombed QUITE a bit, and Gonad’s raps bombed in the sense that they failed miserably and he sucks =P
Lohuydahutt:
Like Kool Aid Man you’ll get rekt by Lag
Reference to Turtle’s second P2W game where the Kool-Aid man was the one who died first (and my character killed him =P) “Lag” is a thing that I’ve been called by Polar before prob.
Cause your rhymes are more recycled than Grocery Bag
Gonad references grocery bags a lot for whatever reason. Hell, he even signed up as Grocery Bag in my first AFABR. That Grocery Bag met its fate when Lincoln Chafee tore it up and put it in a recycling bin. Also saying that Gonad reuses jokes from earlier REWFs way too often.
My rhymes will knock you out like a dildo nuke, son
Gonad’s other fighter in that first AFABR was the motherfucking sun. Said Sun was murder death killed by a dildo nuke in perhaps my proudest moment as a BR writer, and my victory here is just as explosive totally.
In both raps and death battles, you’re always out-Gunned
Gunnut likes guns quite a bit so that’s why I capitalized that part prob. It’s worth noting that back in the good ole’ days of Forum Death Battle where we worked together for the writing (well, I did most of the work any way) one of the battles was Log vs ****stick where I ended up winning surprisingly enough xP
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