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    Quote Originally Posted by Juiz View Post
    I hereby challenge that South Park avatar kid to a battle.
    That "South Park avatar kid" has a name, and he accepts your challenge.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BKTurner47 View Post
    That "South Park avatar kid" has a name, and he accepts your challenge.
    Choose your battle kiddo
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    Is Juiz darth vader? i hope so because that means he gets to be a dad


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    This isn't the first time Juiz has given Sane a forced analysis pounding and it won't be the last.
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    get cancer
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    sorry polar, im a moderator of the people

    and the people say you suck
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    This forum needs a good return to fascism


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    Quote Originally Posted by Juiz View Post
    Choose your battle kiddo
    Choose a battle? How about the latest one, Elon Musk vs. Mark Zuckerberg? I'm calling dibs on Musk, though.

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    The tenth Sane vs Polar battle is here. We are playing Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg. Links to the previous battles:
    As Sinatra and Mercury
    As Steve Jobs and Bill Gates
    As Kim Jong Il and Macho Man
    As Rasputin and Stalin
    As Thor and Zeus
    As Obama and Lincoln
    As Clark and Bill
    As Martin and Tolkien
    As Ash and Darwin
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    Epic rap battles of history
    Elolaron Muboresk
    Versus
    Masanerk Zubutckbstrabngerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr g
    Begin

    Elolaron Muboresk:
    Call me may (be) Carly Rae Jep (sen)
    Is my victory anthem against this Texan
    I'm making decent ass posts now that we’re out of the dark ages
    You provided a Discord server that’s pretty cool, for that I’m gracious
    Any guy named Bennett
    Prob does crack
    Your posts are so erotic, Star Trek’s like
    "WE NEED THE FLYING DILDOS BACK"
    I'm Danny Devito mixed with the Rock and some estrogen
    I use a water flosser every night because I still have my braces in

    Masanerk Zubutckbstrabngerg:
    Alabama, is where I'm from actually,
    but I wouldn't expect your disses to be factually,
    correct, you're right about the Discord, I'm owner,
    made you mod but you're more worried about losing your boner.
    You can beat me in a staring contest cause all I do is fucking blink,
    but everytime we rap battle you lose, it must be your kink.
    I've been watching what you post it makes me snore PolarBore,
    been rapbattling and snapchatting you since ERB season 4.
    Check your, Discord, Instagram, and Facebook,
    Blocked, been feeling this way since my username was Hook,
    mocked, give me some ramen I'm an excellent cook,
    Shrimp sauce, I'll stir you up and leave you shook, or shocked.
    you're nothing to me, like a pawn to a rook,
    At least pick a hotter name than Janet, like Brooke

    Elolaron Muboresk:
    Well my real name is Jenny so it’s cuter than Janet I guess, man
    And don’t tell Ray Blanchard, but I think I look hot in a dress, man
    I got a scholarship from Questbridge (woo)
    And I can’t believe it’s true
    But I’m going to Grinnell without having to pay loans, yay
    Finna save up for a womb
    I wanted to finish this battle at 4 AM but it was past your bedtime
    Remember when we played Minecraft on Xbox Live that one time? (ayy)
    You claim to be strange but sane (ay) but you ain’t (ay)
    Unlike Elon after I save up I won’t need to misuse the word taint (brrr)
    I said brr cuz of polar bears. You look like something from WarioWare’s
    I wanna get a 10 from Sam so I’m gonna figure out some sort of way to cleverly use the old meme about me with pears to say that you should grow a pair.

    Masanerk Zubutckbstrabngerg:
    ooh dammit janet dont make me bust out the hermit
    Freestyling to this karaoke and I sound like Kermit
    Man I’m sick and tired of you making me try to write a rap
    I’m been doing this a few years man I still think its crap
    Least its not as bad as that dude sam
    Go ahead and rate this 10, I am
    That made no sense
    Who cares I’m the Dr. Seuss of makes no sense
    *Sane freestyled this in a Kermit voice and I transcribed it*

    WHO WON?
    WHO'S NEXT?
    Us again prob

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juiz View Post
    Good job Sane. You killed the forum.

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    That's some good shit man

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    Anyone keen on doing one of the FITPCONís?
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    Act uqa wa it
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    Quote Originally Posted by ďAdonisĒ
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    Gonad has no nads pass it on!!!!11!

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    Arrow

    Me and Gunnut REWFed as Guy Fawkes and Che Guevara.
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    Karaoke
    Replace ERBs with Forumers!
    Fawkesey Lady
    Versus
    Gonad the Nomad
    Begin

    Gonad the Nomad:
    Gonad the Nomad
    Historically his rhymes aren’t bad(?)
    Toronto Mayor Kool Aid man jAUDIoke announcer’s rad
    Merciless, unchanging straight face never’s sad
    Me and my name changes roasted Sambab
    I’m known forum wide for my banned old meme
    You’re known for the most meh battles (I’VE EVER SEEEEN)
    All the members say we’re gonna be like Gunt
    Ban me (But that’ll just prove you’re a—)
    You tried to finish TDFE in first
    Next time don’t tie with Sam he’s literally the worst
    I got my name on a post for Spammer if the Year
    I’ll steal your girl on the First of the Year
    You had one job Janet, keep TJBs posted
    And now that thread is deader than a pikachu names DICKS
    You should have kept lurking, Jill Sandwich on rye
    Gravity remembered you in his battle cause your verses aren’t fly

    Fawkesey Lady:
    On your old profile, it did really hurt
    Viewing the bare-face of a dickhead, wicked, fucker,
    Full rows cloned pansies, like Andy Warhol's work,
    But instead of pop art it's slob art of no worth!
    Rufgr, I'm a secular girl, a rebel without a cause!
    Plus a cat-girl, use ya blood as paint for my claws!
    The system tries to stop me from legally changing my name,
    While you harass mods for name-changes that always feel the same!
    (Ooh!) Face it, Doulgas: your school has, the same rules as
    Much of the outside world, stay home and smoke accrued grass!
    Better than showing off weapons, but I don't give a fuck.
    Go ahead, mansplain your creed, I'll understand that you suck.

    Gonad the Nomad:
    Suck? Bore, you had me do Blame Ash that one time
    Where I mansplained your way into TDFE Top 5
    And that side-eyed Insta look, what’s up with that?
    Like dammit, Janet, that’s a really bad av
    ( Oh ) still don’t give a fuck?
    (Quack quack quack quack) Dustman speech says you’re a duck
    I’m the quickest witted no delay like a short LAN
    You’re a former forum fascist, anvil for the hammer ban

    Fawkesey Lady:
    Don't fake some swag 'less you got grocery bags!
    That straight face gives it away, it's so very SAD!
    This very battle disproves your second amendment:
    I'm killing it without showing up with a weapon!
    (Augh!) I'm Atheist, I'm unholy on the mic, bish!
    You're a dipshit! That's straight up English!
    After what just happened, your career is done!
    Lay it down like kitchen tile, or I'll shoot this Gun!

    Who won?
    Who's next?
    Maybe you
    Replace ERBs with forumers
    Last edited by Poles; 05-23-2019 at 05:49 PM.

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    The Gonad the Nomad is supposed to be part of my first verse btw. Like, in place of Guevera the Terror.
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    Act uqa wa it
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    Quote Originally Posted by ďAdonisĒ
    Act
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    Gonad has no nads pass it on!!!!11!

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    Spoiler: 

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7jL0NJ98Nc
    Replace ERBs with Forumers!
    Jazzy Jenny!
    Versus
    Sanic Station!
    Begin!

    Jazzy Jenny:
    Jazzy Jenny supreme, about to silence a fiend
    Embodiment of a Goddess, youíre just a mediocre teen
    You oughta be stopped like bots, Sam, and LandoNintendo
    If we could ban this bishboi too, itíd be muito optimo
    I didnít need no lendiní, you took your name from Brendon
    But with no beautiful weddiní cuz yo girlís just pretendiní
    Mods were my forum group, you stalked as us you lurked
    Youíre like Thom Yorke, a lanky creep with some quirks
    Attention karma police, this manís repulsive and super greasy
    Lookin like McLoviní or a subterranean alien species
    Thisíll let you down, but itíll be no surprise,
    Iím lucky you keep your face off Snaps, Seanie four-eyes

    Sanic Station:
    I feel like Iíll have a good beginning
    Cuz sigur růs in me for twenty years
    You poor bore, I come from a richer land
    And Iíd crush your pea body, take a look at these hands
    Youíve been spitting bullshit since Sam licked his pits
    Picture this: try me, youíll break off with slapped lips
    Now how you gonna call me creepy when youíre constantly horny?
    You should relocate to Iowa cuz your rhymes are so corny
    You were an admin once, or at least thatís what Iím told
    But when it got too much to bear, Polar left us in the cold
    Now our spars pull no punches, so Iíll tell you 4 real
    Youíre less Deal or No Deal, more old lady on Wheel
    Iím the ultimate smasher, master of the spikes
    You couldnít take a stock off me if you had your whole squad strike

    Jazzy Jenny:
    Well, I'm Jenny and my jazz raps will leave u screaming
    All your favorite records suck compared to ďThe DreamingĒ
    We should prepare for a burial, with your health problem slew
    But I suspect theyíre created, exaggerated, and untrue

    Sanic Station:
    My crippling IBS could never cause as much distress
    As you feel when you relate too hard to Car Seat Headrest
    Youíre too bland, couldnít go past 1 when gettiní AP Lit
    And my worst grade is higher than your acid trips can get

    Jazzy Jenny:
    Iím no Fantano, but I can see how not good you are
    Avoid Samís battle reviews, youíll freak when he reviews ours
    Crash into you with new cars, between us you canít spew bars
    Crush you with Bojack cuz my preschool kids need a glue jar

    Sanic Station:
    You couldn't outrap this first-timer, stick to TJB
    You know I've got your number, Jenny on GP
    This is hardly a challenge, I can tell you got pissed
    Crushed you in three verses, that's a Mike Hat trick

    Who won
    Whoís next
    Maybe u
    Rewf

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