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    I know the battle itself's REALLY old in ERB age, but does anyone maybe wanna do a White vs Grimes one, with me as White? (Kinda obligated personally to be Walt whenever possible, New Mexico pride and all. )
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    YES! ALL THE ZOMBIE KILLING YES!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrineBlade View Post
    YES! ALL THE ZOMBIE KILLING YES!
    PM you your first verse when you have it.

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    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FORUMREH
    POLAR THE BORE
    VERSACE
    GONADDD
    begone



    PolarBore:
    Oi m8, pass the pear, it's the fascist polar bear
    Sus jews beware, lack infractions even more than Spars lacks hair!
    I started the Terrible JBs, Bi-Winning with Sam in TDFE
    Moderate day and night, come ERB awards, you vote for me
    A beloved, kawaii mofo mod
    Ask Up from Walmart if I'm a sper GOD, we go way back to the U-Squad
    Kick you out the door, careful with that spamming award
    Or else you'll see a banhammer wielding PolarThor!
    A spamboat in a river of HYPERREALISTIC blood
    Everyone whining out RED WINE SEAS over the mod log
    One of the many spambots I will be taking down today
    My raps cut deeper than my double, Connor Kenway!


    Gunnut:
    Bore, you're a tragic reputation whore
    You only got to the top by begging me for more
    You shouldn't have left the spaceship, I'll make you scream like Ranger
    Quit boring me on the mic and get in the suka chamber
    And Fell what the straighter face of no mercy will implement
    Memes so swag that they're against the rules to mention
    But the mere thought of wasting my phallic tools on you is causing me to lament
    Cause your rapping hasn't improved since we battled as the captains
    You robbed mods of their rank cause they just didn't log onto ERBoH
    Like a shorter, swagless, unworthy Wumbo
    These days, your name's associated with a crap battles series you shelved
    And you hardly ever wrote even a single line by your self


    PolarBore:
    I'm sick, you only get that inside a BGO brothel
    I spit ForrestFire, this duck should go leave with a waddle
    Would be fitting for a FOSSIL! (Sir William of Wallace: oo)
    Ruining your name here even worse than you did on your Skype so
    PolarBore's bear-et is superior between THESE TWO HUMANS
    With your failed streams, best not cross me, or else I'll "from" the forum nuisance.
    Ain't simulated, can't nerf this Deadly Forumer
    Jump you like 420Fazbore, fak you and sembummer.


    Gunnut:
    No, no, Jill, you weren't doing bad
    Before you blew your load on poorly insulting Gonad
    How boring to see PolarBore try to go in to kill Leon Lime
    Check Wyatt Hertz's corpse and learn what happened when he tried
    I'm the ERBoH r***stickist, a Washington Post-er dude
    With swag stacked to the roof who's memes survived the ban they've been through
    Don't get me wrong, I've seen your moderator log posts
    But for a super mod you're as ordinary as the spamboats
    You infract Sunk for nothing, and your usernames suck
    I don't care you say you're a "bore", Polar, I know that you're a duck
    Lohuy, let's ban Bruno for the entirety of 5ever
    This short Brazilian's ass just got Sparta kicked far

    who wahn
    whos nex
    you decide
    eeeeeeeee http://www.thedistractionnetwork.com...-unite-253.jpg OH CRAP IT'S SAM


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    Oi m8, pass the pear, it's the fascist polar bear
    ("Oi" is Portuguese for hi. I'm famous for liking pears, and a forum meme is calling the mods "fascists". A thing for the whole verse starting here is that I barely mention Gunnut, just as Jack didn't mention Hannibal.)
    Sus jews beware, lack infractions even more than Spars lacks hair!
    ("Sus" and "jew" are used as forum insults. There is a meme about Spartica4Real being "bald", and I have no infractions, whereas Gunnut has a few.)
    I started the Terrible JBs, Bi-Winning with Sam in TDFE
    (I started the Terrible Joke Battles. Sam and I won TDFE Season IV together, which would be a "bi-win". My current TDFE team is named "Bi-Polar", with Lohuydahutt. Our motto is "We're not BiPolar, we're bi-winning".)
    Moderate day and night, come ERB awards, you vote for me
    (Gunnut voted for me for Moderator of the Year, which I ended up winning, in the ERBoH awards.)
    A beloved, kawaii mofo mod
    ("OMG POLAR SO KAWAII *^*" used to be a thing.)
    Ask Up from Walmart if I'm a sper GOD, we go way back to the U-Squad
    (The forumer Uprising works at Walmart in real life. A forum meme which originated in the ERBParodies Walmart vs Target is "Super GOD", and one that originated from YouTube is "sper". Uprising and I used to in the U-Squad with Umbreon.)
    Kick you out the door, careful with that spamming award
    ("I'll kick you out the door like it was a Sparta Kick" is another forum meme which originated from ERBParodies. Gunnut won the Spam Central award in the ERBoH awards.)
    Or else you'll see a banhammer wielding PolarThor!
    (PolarThor is a past name of mine. The banhammer here is a replacement for Thor's Mjolnir. I am threatening to ban Gunnut for being a "spambot", a play on his award.)
    A spamboat in a river of HYPERREALISTIC blood
    ("Spamboat" is a typo which became a forum meme. "River" here is a boat joke, and "HYPERREALISTIC" is a reference to the MARIO vs Sonic.exe TJB.)
    Everyone whining out RED WINE SEAS over the mod log
    (A Poe vs Homer fanmade, which has become a forum meme, has the line "now I'm gonna drown you in my red wine seas", so I make a pun on "wine" and "whine" as well as another boat joke with "seas". People used to complain about mods not posting in the mod log because they wouldn't be able to find out what happened.)
    One of the many spambots I will be taking down today
    (Spambot joke, straight-forward.)
    My raps cut deeper than my double, Connor Kenway!
    ("That cuts deep" is a forum meme used as a reply to being insulted by someone else. I once made a double account because I couldn't find my login information named Connor Kenway, named after the Assassin's Creed character. Assassinations in that game are done using a hidden blade, which, quite literally, cuts deep.)



    Bore, you're a tragic reputation whore
    Polar is among the highest repped peeps on ERBoH. Polar/PolioWhore are among his nicknames.
    You only got to the top by begging me for more
    Polar has asked me to rep him out of nowhere on Skype repeatedly in the past.
    You shouldn't have left the spaceship, I'll make you scream like Ranger
    Ranger had to scream during his FNAF streams. Polar used to say that he had a spaceship that protected him during fake chatbox brawls we'd have, a reference to the Captains battle
    Quit boring me on the mic and get in the suka chamber
    I said I had a suka chamber back on PHPBB to go along with the r***stick, which I said I used the latter on people within. Bore/boring pun too.
    And Fell the wit the straighter face of no mercy will implement
    (The line ‘Can’t diss a dude without the wit’ became associated with me after I wrote it for a participant in the ‘Satan vs Devil’ TJB, so mentioning [the] wit has become a big thing on the forum with REWF and like FMERB’s. Straight face as well as face of mercy are both forum memes that originated with me. The latter was a picture of me in a ridiculous costume with a mean look, and the latter was the result of me offhandedly claiming to never not have a straight facial expression.) Also, Hannibal uses the alias Dr. Fell to pose as a Brazilian museum curator in Florence in Hannibal, Polar is, too, Brazilian.
    Memes so swag that they're against the rules to mention
    (The aforementioned stick was made against the rules to use as a running joke anymore after a rule against that kind of joke was put into effect. In fact, it had to be banned by name in the list of censored words. Some have said in the time since that this was a show of it’s sheer archetypal factor. Swag is also a thing associated with me on the forum.)
    But the thought of wasting my tools of oppression on you is causing lament
    (The tools of oppression mentioned are the stick I mention earlier.)
    Cause your rapping hasn't improved since we battled as the captains
    (The last REWF me and Polar did that was 1v1 was Kirk vs Columbus (Both captains.). We both seem to agree that we sucked at rapping at the time.)
    You robbed mods of their rank cause they just didn't log onto ERBoH
    (Polar got to be mod after Umbreon was seemingly inactive as a mod, and thus demoted.)
    Like a shorter, swagless, unworthy Wumbo
    (Wumbo took Uprising’s place as Super Mod when Up was too seemingly inactive. Polar being short has been a joke since the Kirk vs Columbus REWF.)
    These days, your name's associated with a crap battles series you shelved
    (Polar considered discontinuing TJB at one point.)
    And you hardly ever wrote even a single line by your self
    (Polar has openly stated multiple times that he often just sits back and copies down the lines everyone else writes for TJB.)



    I'm sick, you only get that inside a BGO brothel
    (“Sick” means cool. In Board Game Online, you can visit a brothel, and have sex with a randomized person. If the person is generally disliked or thought of as bad-looking, you'll get "sick" put before your name for the rest of the game.)
    I spit ForrestFire, this duck should go leave with a waddle
    ("Spitting fire" is a term for rapping well. "Duck" is a forum meme. Gunnut had a thing with ForrestFire101's Duck Song for a while, one lyric being "And he waddled away, waddle waddle".)
    Would be fitting for a FOSSIL! (Sir William of Wallace: oo)
    (A line from a fanmade Newton vs Nye, which has become a forum meme, is "Ladies and gentlemen, the fossil has left the building". Sir William of Wallace is a Skype double account I have which has become a forum meme. I’ve become famous on the forum for saying “ooo” after every insult.)
    Ruining your name here even worse than you did on your Skype so
    ("Ruining a name" means to destroy someone's reputation. Gunnut spelled his name "doulgas" in his Skype ID, which would be "ruining" it.)
    PolarBore's bear-et is superior between THESE TWO HUMANS
    (A rap meaning, which has become a small forum meme, for Stay Puft's beret line on the ERB wiki says something along the lines of "Stay Puft is saying his beret is superior, which Jamie is offended by". "Bear-et" is a play on "bear" and "beret". "Yellownerd is superior!" is a forum meme. In the first battle between Gonad and I, I used the line "CAUSE WE BOTH KNOW IN THE END WHICH OF THESE HUMANS GONNA WIN".)
    With your failed streams, best not cross me, or else I'll "from" the forum nuisance.
    (Gunnut's livestreams tend to not work out due to a lack of viewers. Another GB vs MB reference, with a "cross streams" joke. "Let's from em" is a typo I made which became a forum meme.)
    Ain't simulated, can't nerf this Deadly Forumer
    (Gunnut runs a "Deadliest Forumer" simulator. In this same simulator, Gunnut beat me in the episode where we faced each other. I'm saying that won't be the case here, as it is not a simulation. Gunnut had to nerf one of Clemi's weapons in the same simulator because it was too powerful.)
    Jump you like 420Fazbore, fak you and sembummer.
    (To “jump” someone means to attack them by surprise. Gunnut was once linked to a jumpscare by Zombielicker and Milotic, which he was not happy with, so I make a pun on “jump” and “jumpscare”. Sambama has streamed Five Nights at Freddy's, a game famous for its jumpscares. I make a pun on Freddy Fazbear's name. "Fak you sam" is something I say a lot. Gunnut and Sam once faced each other in an ERBoF.)



    No, no, Jill, you weren't doing bad
    (Jill and Jack are generally seen as opposites in terms of names for people. Polar’s first name on the forum was ‘Jill Sandwich’.)
    Before you blew your load on poorly insulting Gonad
    (A play on the fact that a Gonad is, in reality, a testicle, which would blow a literal load.)
    How boring to see PolarBore try to go in to kill Leon Lime
    (My name is currently Leon Lime, a play on a typo I made on Skype once. “Going in for the kill” is part of a line from a ERBoF between me and Sam, which became somewhat memetic afterwards, being parodied in the me vs Wiseau TJB, etc.)
    Check Wyatt Hertz's corpse and learn what happened when he tried
    (Wyatt Hertz is a buddy of mine that I play Splinter Cell with. It became a running gag on his SC: Blacklist multiplayer videos for me to ‘Bust-a-Nut’, a pun describing me cooking a grenade on myself as another player, often Hertz, would close in to melee kill me, the cooked grenade going off and killing them regardless of whether I died from their melee attack.)
    I'm the ERBoH r***stickist, a Washington Post-er dude
    A pun on Washington Post, a newspaper or website or something, and a reference to r***stick
    With swag stacked to the roof who's memes survived the ban they've been through
    A reference to 1. The swag I claim to have, 2. The "I have money and it stacks to the roof" thing Polar used to say, and 3. The ban of r***stick, which it remained well known after, being called seminal because of how well known it remained.
    Don't get me wrong, I've seen your moderator log posts
    Polar posts a lot in the mod log
    But for a super mod you're as ordinary as the spamboats
    A "super" mod being ordinary would suck, wouldn't it?
    You infract Sunk for nothing, and your usernames suck
    Polar mistakenly infracted Sunk for trolling when all he did was post a video.
    I don't care that you're a bore, Polar, I know that you're a duck
    Duck is a forum insult originating with Umbreon. According to Polar's name, he is literally a Bore. And his name is a play on Polar Bear, which would make the duck accusation normally problematic.
    Lohuy, let's ban Bruno for the entirety of 5ever
    (Polar’s old Google+ username was Bruno M, and it became a meme that he was Bruno Mars.)
    This short Brazilian's ass just got Sparta kicked far
    (Polar’s Brazilian. The rest of the line references a couple things. An old forum meme that was simply ‘that ass was far’, and the ‘Sparta kick’ line in ERB Parodies’ Steve vs Joe that was memetic for a while afterward.)
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    Gunnut: Sam u suk
    Sambama: Wanna fight m8?
    Gunnut: Nah
    BrineBlade: I'll fight you
    Gunnut: OK, nigga
    BrineBlade: ...What did you just say?
    Sambama: Brine, let me handle this

    *music plays*

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    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FORUMREH
    BRINE BLADE
    VERSACE
    GONAD THE NOMAAAAAD
    BEGON



    BrineBlade:
    Sam, stay back, I'll ban this mofo
    I'm gonna whoop Doug's ass until he says nothing but YOLO
    A Lime like me will ruin this imposter's day
    Cause I'm gonna whoop him faster than you can say "not being gay"
    I'm a writer, rapper, LPer who's only got time issues
    Pop a cap in you from one of the guns you use.
    Cooking up spam pie, and having a REWF high
    By the end of TDFE though, you're gonna fry
    You tore out the space universes, meme by meme
    While I tear through your personas, theme by theme
    And Clue Cherry, the last one to cry
    will be sliced by my blade, before being put on a pie.

    Gonad:
    If I were to explain why I am mad
    All anyone'd say is "shut up gonad"
    Ask Cheez, you don't want to get violent towards me
    You'll get yourself chatbanned, and later, permanantly
    (Hue) Your sense of "memey" makes Polar's bags look swaggy
    Getting owned like a suka when the ****stick's in play
    I'm a Gunnut, at 13 researching HK's
    Going shooting with my peeps for my next birthday
    Run you over with my minivan (Polar: Gunt's scaryyyyy)
    If you ever try to take my rights as a living HUMAAN awaaay
    Here's a Bust-a-Nut, let me watch you go in for the kill
    You look up to me like YOUR FIRST NAME WAS BILL
    Cause you're just a blade,no match for my whole entire cache, you
    I've seen good TDFE'ers handle Dion's ass (MEJOR QUE TUUUUUUU)

    *music stops*

    Sambama: Dude, Brine, I got this

    *music plays*

    Sambama: Oh no you don-

    *Sam's shoved away*

    Brine:
    SAM! I said I'm gonna pwn this suka
    Ban him from using the only word worse than cunt 'n muthafucka
    You have no knowledge of me Gun, so shoot all you want
    I'll slice you so bad, even Freddy'll go (WAT)

    Gunnut:
    Your tactics don't scare me, and JUMPSCARES CAN FITE ME
    I'll be sitting right here in my TWD jammies
    (Huagh) I'll ruin you faster than my first name when I signed up for Skype
    The only person better at beating you on ERBoH is, in fact, Lohuy

    WHO WAHN
    WHO'S NOXT
    YOU DECI--*shot*


    Sambama: Dammit Gonad *Takes place of announcer behind mic.*

    EPICRAPBATTLESOFFORUMREH


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    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FORUMREH
    BRINE BLADE
    VERSACE
    GONAD THE NOMAAAAAD
    BEGON



    BrineBlade:
    I'm gonna whoop Doug's ass until he says nothing but YOLO Gunnut's also known as Douglas
    A Lime like me will ruin this imposter's day Both Gunnut and I used Lime in our username once, and Gunnut does impersonations
    Cause I'm gonna whoop him faster than you can say "not being gay" One of the thing people always bring up in battles against me is when I used "not being gay" in one of my rap battles in the past.
    I'm a writer, rapper, LPer who's only got time issues I keep having long breaks in time between making parts of a project due to school.
    Pop a cap in you from one of the guns you use.
    Cooking up spam pie, and having a REWF high Was making reference to Gunnut being the Spammiest in Spam Central as well as being part of the Mods vs Members REWF, which won an award.
    By the end of TDFE though, you're gonna fry At this point I try and make it a running gag that I always mention how my opponent did in TDFE/telling them that they'll lose in TDFE, even if they don't lose here.
    You tore out the space universes, meme by meme Gunnut was portrayed as Darth Nut in Star Wars fourm edition, and as Gonan in GOTG: Fourm Edition
    While I tear through your personas, theme by theme Making reference, on how I've tackeld each of his big past usernames...
    And Clue Cherry, the last one to cry Except for Clue Cherry
    will be sliced by my blade, before being put on a pie. OK, originally, this was going to be a joke about him being a perv, because the av Gunnut last used as Clue Cherry was of Steve from Blues Clues (I grew up watching the show when I was younger, yet somehow remember that) but I couldn't find a good rhyme for it.

    Gonad:
    If I were to explain why I am mad The few times I've been mad in the forum's history, it was due to me being angry, but not explaining to anyone the reason very well. (Read: My spam infraction/warning.)
    All anyone'd say is "shut up gonad" Thanks to Polar, "shut up Gonad" became a running forum joke on PHPBB, which solidified his "cool" status, while doing the same to my butt end of most forum jokes status. I am implying that if I logically explained to Brine why his verse more or less "danced" me, I'd just get interrupted by the REWF's limited run time, and just dissed for seeming angry by him.
    Ask Cheez, you don't want to get violent towards me Adonis, who double accounted at one point as "Cheez-It", (A name I later stole when the acocutn was deleted.) and often blamed his tendency to get overly angry at people in forum fights on real life "anger issues". The inference is obvious, but the implication is also that you can ask me, a person who actually existed with the legit username Cheez-It, that given Adonis' fate, getting pissed at me would be a bad idea, because...
    You'll get yourself chatbanned, and later, permanantly Adonis got chatbanned for an angry outburst in the chat at me a bit before his permanent ban was decided on. The implication being that if Brine shows any anger towards me as he raps, I'll get the mods to perma-ban him.
    (Hue) Your sense of "memey" makes Polar's bags look swaggy Grocery bag was a forum gag Polar started. The implication is that, if I went off of Brine idea of what makes something a forum, or normal, meme, that even grocery bag would look amazing a forum meme in comparison.
    Getting owned like a suka when the ***stick's in play Implying that Brine's getting owned in the battle, but also referencing two memes of mine, sukas (bitches, in Russian.) being used in a vain akin to comrade or friend, and ****stick. The implication being Brine'd act like a bitch if the stick wasn't banned, and that I were using it on him as a result of it not being banned.
    I'm a Gunnut, at 13 researching HK's Heckler and Koch (HK) is a prolific German Arms Manufacturer. The first book I ever had on gusn was a gift, an old blue book that organized guns by manufacturer and their MSRP., and I got it when I was 13 years old. The implication being that I'm such a gun nut that I got into them before is considered widely socially acceptable for a kid to do so. (Disclaimer, I got into guns without any parental "gun culture" influence.)
    Going shooting with my peeps for my next birthday The birthday of mine the year after I got into guns, I was brought shooting by guys I knew from church, because of my passion for guns.
    Run you over with my minivan (Polar: Gunt's scaryyyyy) My parents' minivan, which is almost as old as I am, is in really crappy shape because of thsi age. The Aztek Walter White drives was chosen to indicate how impoverished he was before he started cooking meth, and I'm also from NM, soooo
    If you ever try to take my rights as a living HUMAAN awaaay A classic trope about American gun owners is that they will only give up the right to bear arms if the actual gun is taken from their cold, dead hands. I'm implying I will, like Ominom, hit Brine with my CAAAAAAAAAR before he can take my gun from me.
    Here's a Bust-a-Nut, let me watch you go in for the kill "Using my wits and my gun to go in for the kill" was a line of mine in the ERBoF I was written into against Sam. A "Bust-a-Nut", as per WyattHertzGames' interpretation of it, is anytime I cook a grenade in Splinter Cell Blacklist in hopes of killing someone who kills me with melee. The implication here being that, if I just sit back and watch Brine come at me with his "blade", so to speak, I can just let the cooked grenade do it's job, and my work against Brine, for me anyway.
    You look up to me like YOUR FIRST NAME WAS BILL My dad (Who's name is William.) is shorter than me by a few inches, thus literally having to look up to see me eyes when we're speaking. I'm implying Brine's inferior to I in the rap battle sense with this line, as well.
    Cause you're just a blade, no match for my whole entire cache, you The awkward use of "you" for a near rhyme aside, a cache of guns would be much more suitable to a battle to the death than a simple knife, the "20 foot away guy w/ knife > a gun" rule of thumb notwithstanding.
    I've seen good TDFE'ers handle Dion's ass (MEJOR QUE TUUUUUUU) Mejor que tu was part of one of Carlos Sagan's lines in the titular TJB to include him. This is also a fairly bland joke directed at how Brine got eliminated from TDFE S5, implying he's not good at TDFE, and that the actual winners, both supermods/admins at the time of their bi-victory in TDFE S5, would be brown-nosers in Dion's favor by virtue of being mods.

    *music stops*

    Sambama: Dude, Brine, I got this

    *music plays*

    Sambama: Oh no you don-

    *Sam's shoved away*

    Brine:
    SAM! I said I'm gonna pwn this suka
    Ban him from using the only word worse than cunt 'n muthafucka ****stick was one of Gunnut's most used catchphrases, but it was deemed too inappropriate, and so I call him out on it.
    You have no knowledge of me Gun, so shoot all you want Unless that's an obscure meme, Gunnut got my first username wrong.
    I'll slice you so bad, even Freddy'll go (WAT) The original line replaced Freddy with Rob, untill Gunnut sent me his final verse before I was done, so I changed it to Freddy from Five Nights at Freddy's.

    Gunnut:
    Your tactics don't scare me, and JUMPSCARES CAN FITE ME As per the Freddy Fazbear reference, I was scared by a jumpscare someone posted in my first year at ERBoH, and became teased by the masses, and ignored in my pleas for a punishment for jumpscare posting, by the mods in power, for my expressing disgruntlement at the jumpscare being posted on the forum in the first place. Also, shameless joke about Brine's TDFE playing ftw rite.
    I'll be sitting right hear in my TWD jammies I got, and use heavily, a pair of The Walking Dead pajama pants for my birthday this year. Also, when I'm sitting in this very chair on a weekend, I seldom bother to cahgne into real pants from my PJ's.
    (Huagh) I'll ruin you faster than my first name when I signed up for SkypeThough I in fact am not the culprit behind it, my actual Skype username has the "l" and "g" in Douglas reversed, thus spelling Doulgas, which became a running forum gag upon Polar realizing this.
    The only person better at beating you on ERBoH is, in fact, Lohuy Lohuy has beaten me my way of review score in REWF before, thus, if I can be beat by him, so can Brine. Also, back to the "good" TDFE'ers thing; Brine was eliminated from S5 in perhaps the funniest way possible.

    WHO WAHN
    WHO'S NOXT
    YOU DECI--*shot*


    Sambama: Dammit Gonad *Takes place of announcer behind mic.* Slight reference to how the announcer becoems zombified in the original ERB.

    EPICRAPBATTLESOFFORUMREH
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    Quote Originally Posted by jinx View Post
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    I'll join if someone could team with me
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    I'll join if someone could team with me

    *Raises hand



    Don't worry. I should actually be active enough to write one.

  8. #688
    Anyone want to be my Houndini?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheOgBB View Post
    Anyone want to be my Houndini?
    I'll take you on m8

  10. #690

    BBGUN Vs Yellownerd - Epic Rewf Battles Of History Season Four

    EPIC REWF BATTLES OF HISTORY
    BBGUN
    VERSU$$$
    YYYEELLLOWWWNEERRD
    BEGIN!

    Yellownerd :
    You've never seen a mod quite like the same as that of YellaNella!
    Banning bots like Hella, warning bad users like a MothaFatha!
    So much chat post that can fill up your entire ego, BB.
    You're not a challenge BB.
    People don't even know what you're doing in this forum BB!
    So Kame-hame-ha, you big bad bitch
    Man, you sound like a crack whore with a giant lisp
    I'm editing like a pro while banning evil, you couldn't make a cover even with Adobe, fuck!
    I'm flowing with power and matter of fact
    You can't match my skill, So let me just point and laugh

    BBGUN:
    When I was banned, you were a threat to me.
    I had to do what I had to do; now you're like the erboh forum to me.
    Bitch, I'll hack and troll you,
    This ain't the artist that you're used to.
    I advertise a series, online , like I'm youtube.
    My fanmade art make your fairytales incapacitated ,
    The head of R2D is gonna get decapitated.
    You failed at making games, and you failed at making reviews,
    You should stick to what you're good at and write some poo!
    (OH!) Here's a fact that might make you crazy!
    I read none of your shit, yet I post it on wiki!
    Got the five star covers that were made to display,
    You're a terrible writer; dressed in cosplay!
    You talk shit about my covers; that is cray cray!
    But you can suck on deez dragon balls;I know you like anime!

    Yellownerd:
    Ah! You act like you know it all, That's so embarrassing*
    You're the baddest thing to happen to the forum since Brad joining!
    I'm waving my Asian Flag, Your flag i dangle.
    I got log on my team that even you couldn't handle
    Dodge all your insults like my ex girlfriend's phonecalls
    You can't insult someone , you freaking goofball!

    Tom :*
    Did somebody say football?

    Yellownerd :*
    No

    Tom:*
    Oh

    BBGUN:
    See the kind of art there'd be if it wasn't for me?
    I should remind you that rapping is not supposed to be crappy!
    While you waste time teaching right and wrong,
    I'm up all night getting my 4AM swag on!
    You should just retire, you haven't made a hit,
    Not since the accident, so suck a breaking dick!
    (Uh!) I'm finish serving up this bad night's dinner:
    This fried chicken with a side of little weiner!

    WHO WON!!
    WHO'$ NEXT!!
    YOU DECIDE!!
    EPIC REWF *shot* REWF BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!
    Last edited by BBGUN; 06-12-2015 at 10:27 PM.

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