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    I got all the ERBs except YN's first two lines
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion View Post
    I will delete this forum.

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    Anddddddd this is what happens when we take East vs West: forum version a little too literally.

    COLOR GUIDE
    Spoiler: 
    Socrates - Polar
    Nietzsche - Lohy
    Voltaire - Sam
    All

    ALL the Asians - YellowNerd

    Special Guest


    BATTLE:
    Spoiler: 


    Meanwhile in the mod tower-
    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WHATEVER
    YN
    VS
    LOG
    POLAR
    AND SAAAAAAAAAAAAAM
    BEGIN

    Western Mod Team:
    I'm Log-ing on the forum to tear a Simpson apart like Lisa
    We'll get a 5 and you won't Dodge when we Roll 2 beat ya
    The Ole’ Rap Orb, sending "super Asians" away (⊂(‘ω’⊂ )))Σ≡=─༄༅༄༅༄༅༄༅༄༅)

    Rolling with the coolest Blooper Mod with added MLK!
    We’ve got the disses with the wit that even Satan can’t refute
    ‘Muricans Ramboo shoot you right in the bamboo shoot
    I’ll say it straight we are Great put this fat guy (fat guy) in a whale den
    We’re super (white) super (sanic) super (-ior) super MEN


    Eastern Mod Team:
    These kind of weak rap lines are sure to be expected
    From Mods who gives off warnings with no clue of what the rule is
    While you western mods are sleeping, I’m the God of the site
    You lack control of the forum during the night.
    While I’m guarding the site to disrupt and ban the spamboats
    Hand you a dick breaking our forum members will save and quote!
    I filled the forum with gifs and a presence for having fun!
    And you’ll never be remembered because they were never ever written


    Western Mod Team:
    Boi I’ll GIFt you something you can’t deal nor spheal with now
    When I disrupt the beat and drop bad endings for Hisao
    You need to take control of the fucks you’re giving
    Call me TM13 ‘cause I’m just chilling

    And I’m a thespian, so upstaging masquerading players? It’s my role!
    HipsterSamwich going Hannibal, consuming costumers like Wheat bread whole!
    I’m on top of this forum in moments of godlessness like a euphoric fedora!
    Dishing out more disses than names, usertitles and templates I have to change for ya!

    Now that they're done I'll spit poisonous lines like the Chinese food at my mall
    Sir Willy raps so well that some people call me the.. “Great Wall.”
    Slaying an Asian who should try out a cosplay of someone who actually knows how to rap
    I'll PKO your ass back to Beijing, banhammer you for doing all of that communist crap


    Eastern Mod Team:
    Bitch I’m from the philippines so you better get your map out
    Two white boys and a brazilian in a team call ‘em all Louts!
    Asian splittin’ dicks but no this ain’t circumcision
    Let me kick your butts now watch me give y’all an excision
    Let me be honest with you Samwich
    That dick that’s shorter than Spart’s bandwidth
    Your face’s just so disturbing
    Being admin doesn’t mean worthless spamming
    And you say bloop so I gotta say
    Were you Half a fish when you made your catchphrase?
    You had to eat fish food to prove you’re worthy
    But you gave no pics, YN no Likey
    And it all ends with you! Your the worse polarbore!
    Honestly all three of you are worse than the vietnam war


    Western Mod Team:
    I will not get lumped with this Peabody Museum exhibit pleb
    Don’t make Lohuy come over and magically circuit break your D
    Cause I’m Loh, Log, Lohy and “Snarf” apparently
    And I’ll end any motherfucker harder than trying to pronounce me

    Pleb bruh? Even Gonad's jelly of my rep stick!
    No cut-offs this time, suck my inspirational DEEK

    Quit Joking around, TJPB, you’re being a little mean
    Let’s take this green YN and wasakin his philli-peen!

    I will not be told to hold my tongue by an armpit licking Sambum
    Kick Samwich's far buns and punch his JEW nose until he ain't got one, hun

    I don’t want total drama, but don’t qualm with Sambama
    Who ends thots like commas and sambas your cooking Mama!


    Eastern Mod Team:
    I have turned you on yourselves, These mods lack basic unity!
    You must remember mods job is to protect the damn community!
    Ugh damn it, I don’t mean to diss myself
    But they need to know we’re mods who usually don’t agree with ourselves
    And you don’t wanna know the shit in the Mod Tower today
    We all should quit bitch, We’re a bad omelet
    But, where in the entire forum of rap battles is it written
    That the dudes on the same staff should argue like some fucking britain?
    [Beat stop]
    [Adjusts Glasses]
    (I dissed myself too because why not, self deprecation wins)
    [Beat start]
    Man, Lohuydahutt you always put bloop all over the damn place
    Why don’t you send you and your bloop lines directly into space?
    Polar, I see you want a forum rule like that?
    I’ll warn that post spamming head of yours and go ban that
    So here’s the Superior Yellownerd, I’m way above you Mods and Admin!
    Unlike the Nerd here, You’re all a bit too freaking mean!


    How can winning be real if our eyes aren’t real?
    Who is next?
    WHO CARES?
    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYY



    Nietzsche’s Mustache:
    Sam sucks
    Sam sucks
    Sam sucks
    Sam sucks
    Sam sucks
    Sam sucks
    Sam sucks
    Sam sucks


    REFERENCE GUIDE:

    Spoiler: 
    YN didn't provide one.
    Western Mod Team:
    I'm Log-ing on the forum to tear a Simpson apart like Lisa
    (1. Log is my nickname for Lohuydahutt, who is on my team. Obvious “logging on” pun.
    2. “You’re tearing me apart, Lisa” is a famous quote from The Room, which has become a bit of a forum joke.
    3. I’m calling him a Simpson because, yknow, the whole “yellow” thing. Reference to Lisa Simpson.
    4. I mainly referenced The Room because of Sam’s “I can do a mean Tommy Wiseau, Walter Jr, and Joker” forum meme. This was so I referenced both Sam and Log, my teammates, in the same line.)
    We'll get a 5 and you won't Dodge when we Roll 2 beat ya
    (1. YN hosts a game called Roll 2 Dodge
    2. Getting a 5 in Roll 2 Dodge counts as an “Epic Success”, which means an action is achieved in the most positive way possible.)
    The Ole’ Rap Orb, sending "super Asians" away (⊂(‘ω’⊂ )))Σ≡=─༄༅༄༅༄༅༄༅༄༅)
    (1. “Ole’ Rap Orb” is a anagram of “PolarBore” that Top came up with. I promised to get in this battle somehow.
    2. “Asian Away” is a reference to YN’s battle with Gunnut.)

    Rolling with the coolest Blooper Mod with added MLK!
    1. Loh is often called spheal on the forum due to his seal avatar and love for pokémon. Spheals roll, like, a lot. And also “rolling with” has the other obvious meaning.
    2. Harp seals/spheals live in cold places, so they’re cool, GEDDIT? No? OK :c
    3. One of Loh’s catchphrases is “... bloop.” and he’s a Super Mod sooooo MOTHERFUCKING PUNS. Also it’s in his user title.
    4. In a dish, you are sometimes asked to “add milk”.
    5. A reference to how Sam is (in terms of family relations) the whitest of the 3 mods.
    6. A reference to Sam’s MLK fandom.)

    We’ve got the disses with the witthat even Satan can’t refute
    (Reference to the Satan vs The Devil TJB, where one of Satan’s lines was “You can’t diss a dude without the wit”. That line has become a running joke in the TJB series.)
    ‘Muricans Ramboo shoot you right in the bamboo shoot
    (1. Rambo (or Ramboo in this case) is a well known movie character, who like, shoots people. Which includes Vietnamese people, who are also Asian.
    2. ‘MURICANS stereotypically like guns so we utilized the stereotype
    3. Bamboo is another thing generally associated with Asia. It’s also probably an innuendo for dicks, probably.)
    I’ll say it straight we are Great put this fat guy (fat guy) in a whale den
    (1. Reference to “I am Great and you Suck” which has become a forum joke
    2. fat guy (fat guy) is a reference to Loh’s infamous opening lines in the Hana vs Polar REWF
    3. whale den is a popular way to spell “well then” one of rangernumberx’s (a fellow member of HenTeaBaguette) most well known phrases. Another common term used for fat people are whales.)
    We’re super (white) super (sanic) super (-ior) super MEN
    (1. We’re putting super before everything because we’re super mods. (Except Sam because he sucks.)
    2. Sam is super white, as are harp seals and polar bears. Also we’re all living in AMERICA (even though Poles is actually Brazilian) which is generally associated with white people.
    3. “Sanic” is a forum meme. Supersonic speed is a thing. We’re basically saying we’re 2fast
    4. “Yellownerd is superior!” is a forum meme. We’re saying we’re the superior ones.
    5. Obvious Superman reference. Sam likes Superman.)


    Western Mod Team:
    Boi I’ll GIFt you something you can’t deal nor spheal with now
    (1. YN is famous on the forum for the wide variety of GIFs he has used over the years
    2. Loh’s avatar sports a harp seal wearing the “Deal With It” sunglasses
    3. Spheal rhymes with deal and shit)
    When I disrupt the beat and drop bad endings for Hisao
    (1. Hisao is a nickname YN has, named after the Katawa Shoujo protagonist.
    2. Said game is a Visual Novel, like many Visual Novels it has its share of “bad endings” throughout the game if they make the wrong choices. Coincidentally, one of the bad endings is getting drunk with another guy in the game and dropping from the roof to his death.
    3. the “disrupt the beat” part is again a reference to Katawa Shoujo, because one of the most prominent plot points (i.e. the reason he went to the new school and even got to meet all of the other characters to begin with) is the fact that he has heart problems, arrhythmia to be precise, which is essentially a condition based around erratic heart beats. You know, beats? HUEHUEHUEHUE
    4. bad endings links to a GIF because you know, Loh said he’d GIFt him something the line before. Dropping bombs is a common rap term and YellowNerd hates clowns.)
    You need to take control of the fucks you’re giving
    (1. Another reference to Katawa Shoujo, where pretty much every character route you can take has at least one sex scene, and most have 2-3. Also there’s an option for Hisao to cheat on his gf in one of said routes.
    2. Also simply saying that YN should stop “giving a fuck” or caring, which leads into Loh’s next line)
    Call me TM13 ‘cause I’m just chilling
    (1. TM13 is a reference to Pokémon, it’s an item that can teach a pokémon Ice Beam. Ice? Chilling? Kek.
    2. Chilling is also another expression for just hanging out, so it’s basically just implying that Loh doesn’t give a fuck and is spitting out COLD HARD DISSES like these without all that much exertion.)
    And I’m a thespian, so upstaging masquerading players? It’s my role!
    (1. Sam is taking early steps to become a theater actor, or “thespian”.
    2. Upstaging is a stage command, and it also means to overshadow someone.
    3. People on stage pretend to be someone they’re not (masquerading), like cosplayers.
    4. Players=plays
    5. Role is the a name for a part that someone is in a play.)
    HipsterSamwich going Hannibal, consuming costumers like Wheat bread whole!
    (1. HipsterSamwich is a nickname of mine.
    2. Hannibal Lecter is in my usertitle.
    3. Reference to my ERBoF with Gunnut, which had the line “HeroSam is goin HAM”.
    4. Hannibal Lecter is a cannibal. Since I refer to myself as a sandwich and a costumer, and YN is a costumer who recently had the username “Wheatley”, I’m eating one of my own kind on two levels.
    5. Double meaning on “whole”, referring to whole wheat bread and eating someone whole.)
    I’m on top of this forum in moments of godlessness like a euphoric fedora!
    (1. When Dion was sick, I had to fill in for him as admin.
    2. Dion, as the admin, was a god of the forum, and without him, the forum was godless.
    3. Euphoria and fedoras are memes associated with atheism.
    http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/in-thi...-i-am-euphoric
    http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/tips-fedora
    4. When you’re “on top” of something, it means you have things under control.
    5. Fedoras go on top of atheist’s heads, hence being “on top of the forum in moments of godlessness”, since atheists don’t believe in God.)
    Dishing out more disses than names, usertitles and templates I have to change for ya!
    (1. As a co-admin, I have the power to change names, usertitles and forum templates, all of which YN has been asking me to do a lot of lately.)

    Now that they're done I'll spit poisonous lines like the Chinese food at my mall
    (Straight-forward, I’m going to be making China jokes for this whole verse, so I opened with a line about how often people get food poisoning from the Chinese food at my mall.)
    Sir Willy raps so well that some people call me the.. “Great Wall.”
    (1. Another China joke, this time referencing the Great Wall of China.
    2. Sir William of Wallace is a forum meme associated with me.
    3. The period at the end of “Wall” here is supposed to mean it’s shortened from “Great Wallace”.)
    Slaying an Asian who should try out a cosplay of someone who actually knows how to rap
    (YN does cosplays, duh. Cosplays are usually associated with Asians too.)
    I'll PKO your ass back to Beijing, banhammer you for doing all of that communist crap
    (1. Reference to Hulk Hogan vs Kim Jong-Il, where Hulk Hogan makes the same joke about someone who isn’t actually from China. Wrestling roleplay is kind of a thing in the chat, and “RKO outta nowhere” is a forum meme.
    2. China is a communist country. “Banhammer” here is a reference to the hammer and sickle.)



    Western Mod Team:
    I will not get lumped with this Peabody Museum exhibit pleb
    (1. Loh is not amused by being associated with and put on the same level as Polar. Why? Because the plot demands it.
    2. Polar lives in Peabody, Massachusetts apparently
    3. Loh lives in New Haven, Connecticut where they have the Peabody Museum, most notable for its good collection of dinosaur fossils. So he’s basically calling Polar an old fossil, why? Because fak u.
    4. Fun fact: that museum also has a taxidermied polar bear on display.)
    Don’t make Lohuy come over and magically circuit break your D
    (1. Reference to magic electricity, a shitty joke that Loh keeps on trying to push because he sucks like that.
    2. A circuit breaker is basically an electrical switch that detects faults in the circuit and disrupts the flow (huehuehue) of the electricity to prevent further damage to the circuit. So with that in mind using a leap in logic, it can be interpreted as using magical electricity to stop YN from rapping.
    3. also a reference to dick breaking, a joke YN is famous for.)
    Cause I’m Loh, Log, Lohy and “Snarf” apparently
    (Referencing some of Loh’s shortened nicknames. Loh is generally the common one, Log is the one Polar and some other ones use most often, Lohy is famous because of Dr. Horseleech, and Snarf is another weird one that came up a few times.)
    And I’ll end any motherfucker harder than trying to pronounce me
    (“Lohuy” is hard to pronounce, mostly because it’s basically just gibberish. *Loh pronounces it “Low-High-Da-Hutt” btw. So basically he’s ending everyone even harder than it is to pronounce his username. Simple enough.)
    Pleb bruh? Even Gonad's jelly of my rep stick!
    (1. Reference to our old “begging for rep like a pleb” rule.
    2. Another reference to YN vs Gunnut, where one of Gunnut’s lines were “My rep level isn’t incredible, it leaves me enraged”)
    3. A forum meme Gunnut used to have is “rapestick”, before it was banned for being offensive and stuffs. I refer to my rep bar as a “rep stick” as a pun.
    4. I’m bragging about having the 2nd most reputation on the forum right now.)
    No cut-offs this time, suck my inspirational DEEK
    (Reference to a rap battle I wrote with Sam between TMoM and Hotchkins where the final line was cut-off to say “Suck my inspirational”. I finish the line here because I’m just that ANGRY GRAHHH)
    Quit Joking around, TJPB, you’re being a little mean
    (1. A reference to “I can do a MEAN Joker, Walter Jr. and Tommy Wiseau”.
    2. Polar started the “Terrible JOKE Battles of Meh” series.)
    Let’s take this green YN and wasakin his philli-peen!
    (1. Wordplay on “een”. Pronounce YN like “Yeen” when reading this line.
    2. Wasakin is according to Google Translate a Filipino word for “demolish” or “break”, since YN is Filipino.
    3. A reference to YN’s famous “ever seen a dick break” moment.)
    I will not be told to hold my tongue by an armpit licking Sambum
    (1. To “hold one’s tongue” is an idiom for keeping quiet.
    2. Sam lost a bet once and had to lick his own armpit on camera for the forum.
    3. Pun on tongue and licking. Why should I have to hold my tongue if you can’t?)
    Kick Samwich's far buns and punch his JEW nose until he ain't got one, hun
    (1. Samwich is a nickname we have for Sam.
    2. Far ass is a forum meme that originated through a Sam typo.
    3. Bun pun, reference to sandwich buns and… butt buns.
    4. A forum meme is “JEW”. Sam is called a “JEW” pretty often so yeah. A common Jew stereotype is them having big noses.
    5. Sam once did a cover of Nicki Minaj’s Anaconda. One of the lines in the song are “My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns, hun”. I referenced this by saying “buns” near the beginning of the line as well as by saying “ain’t got one, hun” at the end of it.
    6. FINALLY, a reference to the “If I could kick your ass, I’d punch you”. I’m saying I WILL kick his ass and punch him.)
    I don’t want total drama, but don’t qualm with Sambama
    (1. Polar and I tied Total Drama Forum Edition because we didn’t want to keep playing.
    2. Creating drama is an offense.)
    Who ends thots like commas and sambas your cooking Mama!
    (1. A THOT=That Ho Over There. Common insult nowadays.
    2. Commas end thoughts.
    3. MotherOfSamba is a name I’ve used a few times here.
    4. Samba is a Brazilian dance, and Polar is Brazilian.
    5. Cooking Mama was a thing on here for a bit after SBS supposedly bought it after an intense discussion over whether he should get Skyrim or Super Mario Galaxy 2.
    6. Cooking is another word for “hot” so basically Sam’s saying he’ll have sexual intercourse with Polar’s mom.)



    Nietzsche’s Mustache:
    Sam sucks
    (He does.)
    Sam sucks
    (He does.)
    Sam sucks
    (He does.)
    Sam sucks
    (He does.)
    Sam sucks
    (He does.)
    Sam sucks
    (He does.)
    Sam sucks
    (He does.)
    Sam sucks
    (He does.)

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    I am PolarBore's official Assistant Mangager (again)

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    It was good up until that last verse

    If you want me to review something of yours, click me.
    Spoiler: 


    We're all humans, we all make mistakes, but try to always keep the site rules in mind..

    Things on here I found funny:
    Spoiler: 
    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Quote Originally Posted by Sambama
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
    wumbo write anotherfanfic now
    have nice peter come in
    "it's nice peter bitches"
    ""and i'm going to give you all my NICE PETER"
    and then peter visits the forum
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    Quote Originally Posted by zyroda View Post
    there was a girl though once she told me she loved me she used to tell me that all the time
    she had this really adorable dog
    it was a boxer and it used to bark really loudly and throw howls in the night and never shut up and it kept her up and night before the big final exam

    and i just wanted her to do well on her exam so i shot the dog
    and all of a sudden im a bad guy

    and you don't love me anymore

    i'm so sorry i guess i never ever do a damn thing right

    everybody thinks i'm gonna cause problems

    nobody wants me with them cause they think i'm gonna do all this weird stuff that's gonna cause problems
    Quote Originally Posted by TDFE Confessional
    Quote Originally Posted by GonadtheNomad
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    SENT
    lies
    i never lie
    Honest Wumbabe
    Quote Originally Posted by SuperRapz
    Quote Originally Posted by Rocket
    Gogos are not 4 year old toys, they're a choking hazard.
    You Know What Else Is A Choking Hazard? My Penis. So you Better Stop Sucking On it So hard, Four Year Old. Make A New Thread For your Spam, You Stupid Bitch. We Try To have Fun Here. And Don't Jump On me About MLP, You Stupid little Fuck. Like YN Said, Go Get Tested Or Some Shit. I'm Tired Of Putting Up With You. Pie Licking Bitch, Go Shove A Pickle up Your Ass. Better Yet, A Banana.
    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Quote Originally Posted by Sambaba
    http://aattp.org/conservative-christian-rewrote-harry-potter-so-her-kids-wont-turn-into-witches/
    I'm not reading past the title

    Quote Originally Posted by Martin Luther King, Jr.
    Let no man pull you low enough to hate him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HostemSam View Post
    It was good up until that last verse
    Yeah, I mean, there's nothing original about the verse at all. It's just fact stating #rekt

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    I didn't even know that Cooking Mama thing was a theme lol


    Quote Originally Posted by Juiz View Post
    Good job Sane. You killed the forum.

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    Sum1 want do Caesar vs Shaka rewf

    I be Caesar
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    Act uqa wa it
    Spoiler: 
    Quote Originally Posted by “Adonis”
    Act
    uqa
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    Gonad has no nads pass it on!!!!11!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sambama Fisher View Post
    Sum1 want do Caesar vs Shaka rewf

    I be Caesar
    Sureeeeeeeeeeee

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    Samuel Caesar , I'm calling you out.
    (Adonis, we'll do another one D: )

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    Quote Originally Posted by HostemSam View Post
    I'm up for/down with it
    I shall send you my verse >:3

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    Spoiler: 


    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FORUMREH
    GONAD THE NOMAD
    VERSACE
    LOHUYDAHUTT
    BEGON


    Lohuydahutt:
    Skarmory meet Gonad, flinch at the sight of that hoe
    Who thinks he has a ghost of a chance against Loh
    But when I step on the mic, I get nerf hammered
    Lest I cut deep like the Dustman speech and leave blood on the banner
    Send you back to Wash. with a side note from Lohuy
    Stop dancing me or you'll (probably) die
    Fly over to the east coast we'll shove your face straight up your butt
    Screwed over by more than just the gun laws in Connecticut!

    Gunnut:
    You talk a lot of shit for an animal who isn't house trained
    I heard you won Death Battle, but the Deadliest Forumer will leave you slain
    Cause all I hear is bad rhymes from a blooper moderator with no dank memes
    And I'll thrive in the midst of the sounds of your screams
    You should go hide up in your moderator tower
    You're fucking with the most straightest face of the ERBoH forumers
    I'm the last fateful to Russia and last of the Yami Kage bruhs
    ****sticking you accompanied by my comrades and sukas
    Ask the memebros if my running jokes are simple cheap padder
    Rip your good forum gags like they were Larry Flatter
    So don't go dropping your banhammer on me
    If I wanted to read infractions, I'd look at my forum history


    Lohuy:

    Oh I know all about that tell me what did you get?
    Oh right, got negrepped back to Agartha after you left
    So watcha gonna do with your banned ****stick?
    When I go YN-mode and break this dick?
    By Lohuy, D. Hutt with real #shotsfired
    Hammering down any suka even after I'm retired
    I got the strength of dankey kang and the speed of SANIC YO
    And we all know you're just a sucky lech bro

    Gunnut:
    Ooh can I be a dolphin? Cause I'll ****stick your ass
    I made a more Dankey thing by creating Wyatt Glas
    First my swag line will be dropped and make you jelly of it
    Then I'll go in for the kill, you can't diss dudes without wit
    Let your moderators come at me, my Bust-a-Nut's at the (Wyatt Hertz: Ready!)
    When I get (Banned!) I take all in range with me
    But there's no use in killing you and your brethren
    You can all go in the suka lair when you're beaten


    WHO WAHN
    WHOS NOXT
    JEWS DECIDE
    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FORUMREH


    Ref guide:
    Spoiler: 

    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FORUMREH
    GONAD THE NOMAD
    VERSACE
    LOHUYDAHUTT
    BEGON


    Lohuydahutt:
    Skarmory meet Gonad, flinch at the sight of that hoe
    Reference to Iron Pigeon the Skarmory, the pokémon that famously failed him and made him lose a tournament due to flinching a ridiculous amount of times. This time Loh's implying that the skarmory is flinching because of how ugly Gonad is.
    Who thinks he has a ghost of a chance against Loh
    Reference to the Loh vs ****stick Death Battle where Loh killed him and Gonad came back as a ghost, making it look like he might still stand a chance. Loh's nerf hammer stopped the ghost from doing that, thus leading into the next line.
    But when I step on the mic, I get nerf hammered
    Again, reference to the nerf hammer. Lohuydahutt's weapon of choice in the unfinished Dream Team Battle Royale to nerf any character that's too OP to ridiculous degrees to make them beatable. Loh is implying that his rhymes are too good for Gonad to stand a chance normally. Leading up to the next line
    Lest I cut deep like the Dustman speech and leave blood on the banner
    Basically meaning that his rhymes got nerfed because if they were at full power, it would be incredibly bloody. So bloody that Gonad's blood would even be seen on our forum's banner. The dustman speech is a reference to Deadliest Forumer, where in one episode Umbreon made a long speech outlining why Polar sucks using Dustman as a basis. It was such a hard diss that Polar got cut literally in half, and Loh is saying the same thing would happen here if his rhymes were at full power. I'm holding back so my rhymes don't straight up murder Gonad, isn't that nice :3
    Send you back to Wash. with a side note from Lohuy
    Gonad lives in Washington, Loh says the phrase "side note:" a lot, this time saying it's literally a note to the side of Gonad's corpse
    Stop dancing me or you'll (probably) die
    "Stop dancing me" is a forum joke derived from some random douche on the wiki. Loh uses the word "probably" a lot, mostly as a joke.
    Fly over to the east coast we'll shove your face straight up your butt
    Loh lives in the east coast, and Gonad on the west coast. Also a reference to the Gonad vs YN REWF where Gonad apparently flies. Reference to the "straight face of mercy" joke, except this time it's a "face straight" =P
    Screwed over by more than just the gun laws in Connecticut!
    Gonad likes guns, and Connecticut has some of the strictest laws in the country.

    Gunnut:
    You talk a lot of shit for an animal who isn't house trained
    Loh's avatar is a harp seal, which is obviously not a house pet. Play on shit and not being house trained too.
    I heard you won Death Battle, but the Deadliest Forumer will leave you slain
    Loh won the DB against me (BS loh) but I won my DF.
    Cause all I hear is bad rhymes from a blooper moderator with no dank memes
    Play on blooper/super moderator. Loh really has no memes.
    And I'll thrive in the midst of the sounds of your screams
    I've played up the serial killer vibe on the forum well.
    You should go hide up in your moderator tower
    The mods have a tower. Yeah.
    You're fucking with the straightest face of the ERBoH forumers
    Straight face meme.
    I'm the last fateful to Russia and last of the Yami Kage brush
    The forum groups I was in.
    ****sticking you accompanied by my comrades and sukas
    ****stick and suka memes.
    Ask the memebros if my running jokes are simple cheap padder
    The memebros are Wumb and Manch, and they should know if a meme is cheap.
    Rip your good forum gags like they were Larry Flatter
    I'm notorious for stealing and making forum maymays my own.
    So don't go dropping your banhammer on me
    Play on original line.
    If I wanted to read infractions, I'd look at my forum history
    I've gotten infracted. Yeah.


    Lohuy:

    Oh I know all about that tell me what did you get?
    in response to Gornid's last line
    Oh right, got negrepped back to Agartha after you left
    There was a time when Gonad left the forum for about a month or so for some reason. During his absence, a shit load of people neg repped him a ridiculous amount (I did too (cat)) basically making him the most neg-repped person ever. Agartha is a mythical city in the center of the earth, meaning it's about as low as you can get on the Earth. The reason I mention Agartha is because of this http://www.erboh.com/forum/entry.php...rule-the-world
    So watcha gonna do with your banned ****stick?
    Gonad's ****stick is such an over-mentioned thing I barely need to talk about it. Since **** jokes are supposedly banned the ****stick should theoretically not even be a thing anymore. Meaning it's a pretty powerless weapon all things considered.
    When I go YN-mode and break this dick?
    Reference to YellowNerd's "ever seen a dick break?" which has become a pretty well known forum joke. Except this time Gonad's just a dick in general, so Loh's going to just break him.
    By Lohuy, D. Hutt with real #shotsfired
    #shotsfired is a term generally used when a good diss is made, as opposed to Gonad just using plain ole' guns.
    Hammering down any suka even after I'm retired
    The hammer is of course, referencing the banhammer. Once you're a retired moderator you obviously do not have that kind of power anymore, but Loh's saying he'll be able to kick Gonad's ass anyway even after that happens.
    I got the strength of dankey kang and the speed of SANIC YO
    Dankey Kang and Sanic are popular joke ways to say Donkey Kong and Sonic. Donkey Kong's notable for his strength (he punched a small moon out of orbit once) and Sonic is obviously notable for his speed.
    And we all know you're just a sucky lech bro
    Leeches well, suck obviously. But this time he's a "lech" which means something more along the lines of a pervert. MOTHERFUCKING PUNS

    Gunnut:
    Ooh can I be a dolphin? Cause I'll ****stick your ass
    Dolphins are notoriously ***ey.
    I made a more Dankey thing by creating Wyatt Glas
    Play on dankey in last verse. Wyatt Glas is an original character of mine.
    First my swag line will be dropped and make you jelly of it
    Reference to "You're jelly of my swag lines" in Goste Rida vs Ominom
    Then I'll go in for the kill, you can't diss dudes without wit
    Reference to TJB and HeroSamuel vs Gunnut
    Let your moderators come at me, my Bust-a-Nut's at the (Wyatt Hertz: Ready!)
    Wyatt Hertz dubbed the kamikaze-style tactic of overcooking a grenade in shooters the "Bust-a-nut" after I did it a lot in Splinter Cell.
    When I get (Banned!) I take all in range with me
    The point of the bust a nut was to avenge myself when melee'd by an enemy.
    But there's no use in killing you and your brethren
    Basically OG line.
    You can all go in the suka lair when you're beaten
    Sukas are slaves or some shit I made a meme out of.

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