Video Game Battle Royale 1.1 NEW!

[Kurloz]

are we starting yet

[Facilier]

Ch 1

The beginnings

I have decided that the best arena to use for me would be Lambeau field (Madden 25)

Spoiler: 

Some contestants all wake up at the animated Lambeau fields

J'Zargo awoke behind the concession stand nearest to the entrance. Midna was in the middle of the stands, among the metallic seats. Phoenix Wright was in the owner's box at the top of the stands in the air conditioned rooms. The City Guard was in the middle of the field. Kestrel was in the team locker rooms beneath the stadium. Vehemoth Phosbat was at the very end of the field. Pyro was in the bleachers, on the exact opposite side of Midna. Meta Knight was in the area outside of the actual field, but still inside the arena.

BUT WAIT
WHERE WERE THE OTHER 6 CONTESTANTS
Why, they were in the other arena
they had been divided into two completely separate places



The other arena chosen by me, Saxton Hale, is THE LABYRINTH OF DECEIT (Kid Icarus)
The labyrinth is similar to the ancient Minotaurs, a long winding maze with deadly tricks and traps everywhere.

Each of the remaining players, Frank West, Pierce Washington, Valeria, Jaden, Magmadon, and Max Damage were placed in random parts of the maze corridors.

"'ELLO, NON AUSTRALIANS" Saxton Hales' voice rang in both arenas on different ends of the universe

"I HAVE USED TELEPORTS TO TAKE EACH OF YOU FIFTEEN BEST FIGHTERS I COULD FIND *snickers* TO SEPARATE ARENAS. HERE, YOU MUST FIGHT TO THE DEATH. THE LAST 2 ALIVE FROM EACH ARENA WILL BE TELEPORTED TO A FINAL ARENA TO BATTLE IT OUT. THE WINNER GETS TO LIVE, WHILE THE REST GET KILLED, AND WIN TEN POUNDS OF MUSTACHIUM AND A RARE SHRED OF AUSTRALIA. AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT-"


WHEN YOU HEAR THE SOUND OF ME HITTING THE HIPPIES, YOU CAN GO. MAKE SURE TO HOLD ON TO YOUR WEAPONS (THEIR THE ONLY ONES YOU'LL GET) AND YOUR OPPONENTS
All the players looked poised and ready
*GET READY*
*SET*
*HIPPIESMACK*

At Lambeau Fields, JZargo leaps out from the concession and runs into the stadium seating area. Nearby in the stands, was Pyro. They stared at eachother. The field echoed with sounds of "FUCK YOUUUUUUU" from Phoenix Wright running from Vehemoth Phosbat, who had flew up to the owner's box, broken through the class, and was chacing him around. Back in the stands, Jzargo stuck out a hand.....er....paw? The Pyro gazed coldly at JZargo. He lifted up his flamethrower, and Jzargo's eyes widened as he leaped out of the way, barely avoiding being scorched. Midna, on the other side of the stadium seating, summoned Wolf link "Here boy!" she calls, as the wolf rides up to her. She piggybacks the wolf as it races down from the stands onto the field, facing the City Guard. The City guard holds his ground bravely and proudly as the wolf and Midna charge. He holds up his spear as they close in. WHAM! The wolf snaps the spear in half with it's jaws. It jumps back up and eats at the city guard's face, who lets out a final wail. "Good boy..." Midna purrs.
First Dead - City Guard (Polarbore)

Spoiler: 

Meanwhile, Meta Knight proceeds into the locker room to confront Kestrel (later)

In the other arena, Frank West was fighting off an army of silverfish that popped out of a trap in one of the maze's corners. He managed to escape from then, just a little tired. Jaden from the yugi-oh game was wandering in a total different part of the maze. He was stumbling and turning. The maze was constantly playing tricks on him. He wasn't sure what to do, when suddenly he ran into a dark force. It was Enigma. He turned around, facing Jaden. Jaden summoned his monsters Winged Kuriboh and Dark Magician Girl to the field. They appeared with a poof. Enigma lifted a hand and let out a dark pulse. Which was blocked by Dark Magician girl but made her disperse into dust. Winged Kuriboh tried to attack, but Enigma summoned a black hole, to absorb Winged Kuriboh, before closing. Enigma went up to Jaden, and crushed in his skull with his dark fist.
Second dead- Jaden (Jinx)
*ahem*

Spoiler: 

Magmadon and Valeria were stumbling through the maze, and bumped into eachother, but as soon as they turned around, their was only a solid stone wall, another one of the maze's tricks. Pierce Washington and Max Damage ran into eachother, same as many other had been doing in the maze. Originally they fought, and bled, but Peirce offered an alliance. Max Damage accepted, and they walked together through the maze.
END OF FIRST CHAPER
DEATHS- City Guard (Polarbore) Jaden (Jinx)

TILL NEXT TIME

[Poles]

THAT WAS SO FAKE IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY

[Lancer]

The field echoed with sounds of "FUCK YOUUUUUUU" from Phoenix Wright

Sig time.

[GonadTheNomad]

Sig time.

Didn't see that quote the first time.

Am seeing now, am coughing on floor from laughter.

jesus my throat

[Facilier]

:D I feel so funny
Thnx :3

[GonadTheNomad]

Some of you may think you can mess with Kestrel.

But kestrel can do dis:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhu8f...ature=youtu.be

[Faker]

That's right. Good boy, Wolf Link.

[Kubby]

Oh, just for the sake of curiosity, what weapons do they have? (assuming their weapons are different than in their respective video games)

[Facilier]

Oh, just for the sake of curiosity, what weapons do they have? (assuming their weapons are different than in their respective video games)

They are your characters in game weapons