EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!
BILL NYE!
VERSUS!
NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON!
BEGIN!
Bill Nye: Mr. Science Guy hear to stop you, you’re making all the intelligent brains succumb to numbing.
I’m a teacher, engineer, and a world-wide known scientist. Plus I’ve got an award coming.
For a while, you were not very popular here it may seem.
Until all your work was overlooked when you simply became a meme!
I speak publicly to everyone! While you’re only known at Deer field Academy!
Not to mention I'm fit, while something messed up in your anatomy!
Just keep talking to your Stars, because you and I were not destined to converse.
Stop rapping, and just focus on Brain Storming about your fatuous Guide to the Universe!
Yeah so what if I got rejected from NASA, you guys couldn’t handle Nye.
No teenager’s ever heard of you! And true scientists don’t want you hear you ramble Ty!
I show pride in myself Cleveland, fresh coat everyday and my teeth always whitened.
Now let me hear something worse than what’s happening at Three Mile Island.
Neil deGrasse: Watch out, We've got a dumb ass over here,
If you die, No one will even shred a single tear
How can you battle a man who shot down Pluto
Explored the stars without even moving, Call me Mr. Cosmos
We are all connected; My Foot to your Face, biologically.
My Fist to your scrotum ; chemically.
And kick you on the head ; atomically
The stars and i are one, While you teach kids how to add
I'm a genius, your only famous for teaching kids, How sad.
We may be friends, but tonight you're scientifically a disproved fact
I'll educate you, don't you dare turn your back!
Bowties suck!, No one uses those anymore, Bill
Hey man, You're too thin you should eat a meal.
Richard Feynam: Did somebody say.. Feynman?
I’m the world’s most famous scientist, and today I’m not the nicest.
Both of your theories go in circles, what are you two, cyclists?
My intelligence is atomic, someone counters it and I bomb em.
I’m already at the top fella’s, but There’s Plenty of Room at The Bottom.
125 up in this brain since I was in school, you fool’s think you match?
You make me laugh, guys, I taught myself math.
Quit showing off Nye, with that PBS crap you’re certainly the snootiest.
If you’re so smart you wouldn’t have gotten dissed against a wine enthusiast!
And Tyson, appearing in a comic book is nowhere near scoring.
I’m done here. I'd hate to rap twice. It's so boring.
Michio Kaku: You are the guinea pigs of life, This is torture
You're all crossing the border of synthetic pleasure
You're all #3, next to me and Isaac Newton, We're bros.
Before this battle ends, y'all end up with black holes
Proving Doctor who since the time i graduated,
My Star knowledge is gifted, It's too fated.
You're minds are the same as a horse!
My mind is bigger than Hawking's Universe
Mythbusters: Jamie: It’s not a myth that these idiots are so self-centered.
Adam: Isn’t it weird, the most messed up people have Sagan as a mentor?
Jamie: Feynman famous? Surely you’re joking.
Adam: You just couldn’t shut your mouth, even when you were croaking!
Jamie: And Kaku, yes it’s Time we come at you! Dude you’re so fake.
Adam: Why don’t you help do something useful, and give Buster a break?
Jamie: We’re the busters, disproving myths for years and then tellin ya.
Adam: YOU THINK WE AIN’T FAMOUS?! WE’RE KNOWN IN AUSTRAILIA.
Stephen Hawking: Rapping?
I'm the best out there how can you all stand up to me
I beat einstein in a rap battle, I'm the best MC
All your works are just copied off of me, Dare to speak?
When people hear my name, They just simply shriek!
I've seen more stars than all of you combined
Busted more scientifically myths that you can find
I'll make you drop harder than bass's, how can you stand up
Kneel to me you puny men, Stop spitting crap out
WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!
EP-P-P-P-PIC RAP BATTLES.. EP-P-P-P-P RAPIC BATTLES EP-P-P-P-PIC RAP BATTLES... OF HISTORY!!!
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