Batman is pretty much fucked. He has no prep. How about some predictions about who comes alive from this arena? My picks are Logan and the Spy.
Batman is pretty much fucked. He has no prep. How about some predictions about who comes alive from this arena? My picks are Logan and the Spy.
Henderson, all day erry day.
He has plot armor out the ass.
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update le op with arenas and overlord and such
Well, in previous VGBR, there was a guy (good thing he was my guy) who PUNCHED Enigma from Dota 2 to death, having no special abilities on his own or no hand-to-hand combat experience whatsoever. And goddamn Phoenix Wright was 3rd. I mean, VGBR is unpredictable and that's why it's so great.
Now onto the other side of the fight. This arena was literally at the other side of the universe. It was made up of multiple planetoids of different shapes, sizes, and functions. Most notable were: A disc-like planet with a grassy topside, and a dark underside, a 'peanut shaped' planet with marshy ground and rolling boulders, a planet which resembled an apple with multiple bites taken, a towering grassy planet, a glass encased capsule with gravity-shifting zones, a small planet with an egg on the top, and a huge planet with a pool of lava in top-center. This was the Good Egg Galaxy.
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For ease of access, six Launch Stars were located on each planet, a different one leading to a different planet. Jebediah Kerman was on the first planet, and instantly began searching for anything that even remotely resembled a function of a rocket. Captain Falcon found himself on the lava-pool planet, and instantly went to the opposite side to avoid the backsplash of lava. Herschel Biggs was on the planet with the egg, and began investigating it. Steelix burrowed through the tower planet, Sableye found himself inside the capsule planet, walking on the ceiling, and Yoshi, ironically, was on the apple planet. He didn't waste time eating the planet, though, because he was targeted by a Bullet Bill, which he ate. Edward Kenway and Dimentio both found themselves on the marshy, boulder ridden planet.
"Alrighty, boys, you know the drill. Kill each other until one of you remain, oh, and a word of advice to help you from dying... Don't die. Yeah, it'll get pretty brutal here. If only Mr. J were with us right now..."
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Kenway quickly unsheathed his hidden blade and swung towards Dimentio. The magical jester teleported behind Kenway and said, "Ciao." Kenway tried to strike again, but Dimentio teleported yet again. Now Dimentio took the offense and fired a spark of magic, which Kenway easily flipped over.
"Like a slug in the unprepared beak of a gull, you have escaped my grasp. You're a promising warrior, how about we, say, team up?" requested Dimentio.
Kenway smirked and replied, "Yeah, no chance clown-freak." He stepped forward, unknowingly submerging part of his leg in the mud. A boulder came at Kenway, who unsheathed his other blade and stuck it in the rock's core, demolishing it.
Jebediah eventually found himself on the top of the dark tower on the underside, and noticed a big star floating over him. "Hmm, something about this star, maybe I should try jumping into it... Well, geronimo!" He jumped through the Launch Star and was sent flying to the capsule planet.
Sableye noticed him from the inside and waved, laughing to himself. He dissolved into shadows and crept up through the glass, then emerged, holding Kerman in his arms. "Sableye, Eye!" it exclaimed. Kerman had a confused look on his face. Sableye unleashed a hypnotic beam from his eyes, putting the space explorer to sleep. He tossed Kerman behind him, unknowingly chucking him into a Launch Star.
Herschel Biggs finished his examination and said to himself, "Yeah, definitely something in that egg. Picked up a bit of scales, and traces of chlorophyll from the shell. Probably some mutant plant/reptilian hybrid. I may want to avoid that for the time being."
He began to plan how he could use his new discovery to his advantage.
Captain Falcon walked around the planet, endlessly, and couldn't find anything of interest. Sure there were some odd stars close to the planet surface, but what else would you expect in deep space. That's when he looked into the horizon and saw Kerman's sleeping body being launched from one of said stars directly in his direction. Captain Falcon was quick to react, "FAAAALCOOOOON... PUUUUUNCHHHH!!!!" He let loose a fiery fist explosion that knocked Kerman around the planet, surprisingly still alive. Captain was about to take a Launch Star, as he saw happening to Kerman a few seconds earlier, but Kerman's body literally smashed through all the ones on the planet. They all reduced to multiple Star Chips that scattered around.
After eating the Bullet Bill, Yoshi spat it back out into the void in the center of the planet. "Yoshi..." he said to himself, meaning something along the lines of avoiding the blackhole. He began to go around, eating the red, spiny plants and creating eggs to use as ammo for when battle came.
As he dug, Steelix sensed an odd shift of dirt directly above him. The electromagnetic signals basically pointed out there was a huge tower of 'dirt' above him. He rushed his way to the top and poked his head out, noticing he was at the top of the tower. He cleverly sunk back into the ground, waiting for an unsuspecting fighter to wander onto the top of the tower.
To be continued...
Watch Magical Girl Raising Project. Just do it.
TENOUTATEN
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I am PolarBore's official Assistant Mangager (again)
Sableye a pimp azz mutha fucka
Gonad has no nads pass it on!!!!11!Spoiler:
wow
such falcon punch