Video Game Battle Royale 2

[Facilier]

Captain Falcon showed me his little jet racer
I don't want to talk about it

[Dr. Stein]

I loved Tude's death. Knife through the face. Classic.

[GonadTheNomad]

Logan is a bawz.


BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCHES

[Facilier]

-should write next chapter now
-lol no

[Kubby]

OK, Tude got owned by Logan. I got at least one thing right.

[Facilier]

CH 7
WHERE SHIT HAPPENS

Back in Saturn Valley, the whole arena was about to be swarmed by a giant mob of angry and armed Mr. Saturns. Spy backed up as Mewtwo and Old Man Henderson stood there, and Logan watched from an upper plateau. The saturns mob swarmed the arena, overtaking each other eager to attack the contestants. Logan Keller sees them from above and runs to his chopper. The other 3 see him. Spy starts to climb/run up to the helicopter to try and escape. Old Man Henderson is running right behind him. Mewtwo stands still, as the army of Mr. Saturns approach him and tries to swarm him. He throws them all off with his physic powers, but they angrily crawl over him, chomp at him, and slash at him.

Logan Keller makes it to the copter, not out of breath yet, and tries to get it to go. Unfortunately it is self piloting and refused to leave without 2 passengers. Logan gets on and apprehensively waits for someone else.
Spy makes it to the top of the hill and runs to the helicopter. He hops in quickly with a scared expression, as Logan waits for it to start. The motor starts up when Spy says "WAIT! We forgot ze Old Man!"
Old Man Henderson was almost to the helicopter, and he would of made it too. But right before he got on to the almost moving copter, he glanced back down one more time. Mewtwo was fending off the swarm of Saturns with weapons, and one of the Saturns that jumped up to attack Mewtwo's face had a weapon. A certain weapon that was the last thing Henderson needed to see right now.
The Mr. Saturn was stabbing with a lawn gnome.
"THEM TARTAN SONS OF BITCHES STOLE MY LAWN GNOMMMESSS
LETS GET EM, PARROTY"
Henderson charged down the plateaus wildly with his parrot and shotgun towards the saturn and Mewtwo. He leaped up and grabbed the lawngnome from the Saturn, abandoning his shotgun, and landing in the middle of the swarm. Henderson dies on the ground getting trampled, finally finding his precious lost treasure and happily learning what dying for what you love means.

Mewtwo is getting swarmed all over by the Mr. Saturns. He blows them all back in a psychic explosion before they can completely cover him. He sees Henderson's dead body strewn among the many dead Saturn ones, and then hears the roaring of a helicopter flying away in the air; In the helicopter there was the Spy and Logan, who would try to escape.

NUH UH NOT ON MEWTWO'S WATCH

He slowly lifts up his palm, holding the 'copter in mid-air. He then throws his palm down, smashing it into the ground. It explodes fiery on the ground.
He sees Logan crawl out of it, injured badly in the side. He falls before Mewtwo, near dead.
Mewtwo lifts him in the air. He looks on in an evil stare
"Pl-Please...." Logan begs before coughing up blood
Mewtwo lifts up his hand even higher, about to throw down.
*BACKSTAB MOTHERFUCKER*
Spy backstabs Mewtwo, instantly killing him.
"You got blood on my suit"
Before the crash, Spy rolled out using his invisibility watch to remain unseen, and snuck up behind Mewtwo before he could kill Logan.

Logan and Spy were completely healed and transported to waiting for purgatory!

Congratulations to Gonad and Xerneas for making it this far!

Helio will be writing the next 2 chs, one being the finale for Good Egg Galaxy and the other being the purgatory!

[Lohuydahutt]

Hmmm mewtwo's death seems plausible enough to not call COMPLETE bullshit, I wonder how Helioptile will deal with Dimentio now =D (and what happens to poor steelix ;-

[GonadTheNomad]

FUCK YEAH BITCH

imean i humbly except my victory in the Valley arena

In all seriousness, I like that Spy killed Mewtwo/saved Logan for petty reasons, rather than actually wanting to save Logan

[Lancer]

BACKSTAB MOTHERFUCKER

[Faker]

Ch 8
There are Good Eggs, and then there are Bad Eggs

Sableye looked at the explosion, the gems on his eyes shimmering with the warm, orange glow of the magma. "S-Sable..." he said somberly... Well, up until he started laughing his ass off. He let out an evil laugh that sounded like a cross between a demon and an Umbr-, I mean duck. He literally started rolling on the floor and laughing... Until another Pokemon with a green dinosaur on its back came flying towards him. Sableye quickly got up and dissolved into the shadows.

He jumped out of the Steelix's range and jumped onto its back. "S-Sableye!" taunted the imp, basically telling Steelx that if he acts up, Yoshi falls too. Steelix grunted and let Yoshi battle it out with Sableye on his back. Sableye formed a ball of dark matter in his hands, then launched it. Being his natural reaction, Yoshi ate it, ignoring the pain in his gut. However, a new egg wouldn't come out, so he had to rely on the three he had in his possession. He tossed the first egg, missed, and tossed the next. This one hit Sableye and sent him skeetering off of the Steelix. Sableye fell towards a blackhole, while Yoshi began to cheer in victory. Sableye smiled, with a glint in his eye.

Sableye gestured his hand towards Yoshi and brought him towards his body. When he was close enough he wrapped his arms around the dinosaur's back and stomach. Steelix, having no other choice if we wanted to keep his alliance alive, caught both freefallers. The two were back on the metallic snake, but Yoshi couldn't seem to fight back. The Shadow Ball from earlier started to have an odd reaction inside of his stomach. Well, I guess Yoshi could add balls of dark, evil ghostly matter to the list of things he can't digest, along with Bullet Bills and Koopa Shells. The energy started burning up his skin from the inside out, in a shadow of pain. Soon all that was left was Yoshi's skeleton.

This put Steelix into a fit. He thrashed all about, trying to knock Sableye off of his back. Sableye, however, slipped into the shadows and took up shelter in the nook of one of Steelix's segments. No matter what the large Pokemon could do, there was no getting rid of him. Steelix sighed, deciding to wait it out, knowing that he would have to come out sooner or later. As he drifted, he came across a metallic ship in the shape of a mushroom. It must've been left on auto-pilot since there was no operator inside. Sableye took his chance. He leaped out of the nook and leapt at the Starship. He turned and stared Steelix dead in the eyes, unleashing pink spirals from its eyes, into the monster's eyes. Steelix fought the urge to sleep, he only needed to make it five more meters. Four meters. Threezzz Mezzters... TwzzzzzzZZzzzZZz... Steelix fell into a deep slumber, quite literally. Eventually his fall was broken as he was inhaled into a large black hole.

Sableye stood in triumph, as he was the last fighter left... Or so he thought. "Master of Dimensions... Pleaser of Crowds... I... Am... Dimentio." The jester appeared floating above Sableye and spoke, "And like a fire drill in the middle of a boring exam, I strike mercilessly. I have to thank you for dispatching of the detective, steel snake, and annoying lizard. Really, it does help further my plans. But I'm afraid all that is left is to rid of you, my friend."

Dimentio sent three sparks of energy at Sableye, who jumped over them. Dimentio, out of nowhere, just thinned and thinned until he was gone. Though Sableye could just make out that it wasn't him thinning, as it was him 'flipping' in some way. As if into the fabric of another dimension, and that is exactly what had occurred. However Dimentio was still able to attack in the other dimension. At least fifteen sparks came seemingly out of nowhere. All of which hit Sableye.

Sableye tried to hold on, but he found himself on his knees, struggling to breath. Dimentio appeared back in the normal dimension and laughed.

Meanwhile Kerman's thrusters were beginning to fizzle out. "Oh, come on, come on, come on! Stupid suit..." he said in panic. He tried thumping the thrusters, but it only made the fuel run out faster. He began freefloating towards the enormous explosion from before. In just a few seconds he would become roasted. Wait, what's that!? Kerman saw a large, blue object coming right at him. It slowed when it was inches from him, and part of the roof of the object opened up, allowing Kerman to bump into it, and float down into the cockpit. As he sat, confused, he saw someone appear on the monitor. It was some muscular man, wearing what seemed to be a racing suit, and a futuristic helmet and visor. The man spoke, "Listen up, if you're watching this, it means the fiery explosion has killed me. Three words of advice for ya, DON'T. TRUST. DIMENTIO. That sneaky weasel tried to take control of me, anyway, I'll make this your choice. If you press the blue button, the ship will go into cryogenic lockdown, freezing you for the next few hundred years. You'll wake up and think that everything that happened was a dream. Or, you can press the red button. If you press the red button, the ship will make a course for Dimentio, I can't guarantee you'll live, but you'll make this captain proud. Your choice..."

The monitor blackened. Kerman spoke to himself, "Well it'd be nice to forget all this, but I haven't done anything. And all I've done was make that Captain Falcon guy have one hell of a bad time. This is my only chance to make it up to him. I know what I must do..."

Kerman pushed the blue button, and Falcon appeared on the monitor again, "Haha, old Kerman. I knew you'd do just that, which is why I rigged both the buttons to make a direct course to Dimentio. I admire your attempt, though. Falcon out, for good."

Dimentio summoned a box around Sableye, who used the last of his energy to be drawn into the shadows, but it just couldn't slip through the box, or escape from under it. He appeared again, more exhausted. Dimentio laughed again and said, "No use, my purple friend. It seems your game is over, so all I can say to you is c-"

The Big Blue zoomed by and literally tore Dimentio in half. Well, being that he's paper, it shouldn't have been that hard.

Sableye and Jebediah Kerman were completely healed and transported to waiting for purgatory!

Congratulations to Kubby and gosick for making it this far!

The next ep, which should be out an hour or so after I watch Thor 2, will be the purgatory ep, where 2 lucky survivors of a battle of the dead will return.