Ch 4
We now come back to the Good Egg Galaxy. Captain Falcon and Jebediah Kerman we're in a race to collect five Star Chips that would form a Launch Star. Captain Falcon, with his acute sense of racing strategy, went for all the pieces 12:00 to the space explorer, in case he had the opportunity to knock him over into the lava. 1 Chip, 2 Chips. Kerman was on fire, (not literally, thankfully.) As he went for a third one, Captain Falcon kicked him while shouting, "FALCON KICK!" Jebediah bounced near the lava pool, but activated his suit's thrusters and flew back into the race for the chips. By this time Falcon had collected three Chips. "I don't think so," said Kerman as he increased the speed capacity. He flew at Falcon and collected his Three chips, making five for Jebediah. Unfortunately these five weren't the ones that went together. "Oh, come on!" he cried to himself. Falcon took this opportunity to uppercut Jebediah. The chips went flying into the lava pool, which caused it to start bubbling over...
Yoshi flew over the pit leading to the void, and landed on the path of flowers at the other side. A huge purple Piranha Plant emerged from it, and chomped at Yoshi. Yoshi formed a shell around him and rolled to the side, then popped out and threw an egg at the plant's head. It fell with a thud and vanished with a poof. A long vine curled from the flower patch and went towards a towering planet.
"Yoshi!" cried Yoshi, happy to get away from that dangerous planet. This one seemed to be pretty straight forward, with a Launch Star at the top of the tower. He began to scale the grassy hill of a tower, fluttering over gaps. He eventually made it to the to the top. Unbeknownst to him, a beast under the ground sensed his presence. Steelix popped out of the ground and attempted to swallow the green dinosaur. Yoshi, with his acute senses, was able to flutter just over the steel snake's maw. Steelix ended up swallowing the Launch Star. It was all or nothing, Yoshi dived into the Steelix's mouth... Steelix opened his mouth to let Yoshi launch out with the power of the star, otherwise there would have been serious indigestion. Yoshi found himself flying back to the apple core planet.
Not much interesting for Sableye. Shadow Snuck his way to the top, found the Launch Star, got launched, that's all.
Herschel Biggs was ready to leave the planet when he tripped over something on the ground. The detective got up, dusted himself off, and saw a brown bulb. "Sheesh, they couldn't have cleaned up this planet?" he said to himself. Biggs grabbed the bulb and threw it to the side... Which sprang up and hit the egg, shattering it. A greenish dinosaur, with petals on its Piranha Plant-like head, and the same bulb on the end of the tail, emerged. It roared and began to chase down Biggs. "Shit, shit, SHIT! You weren't supposed to wake up yet!" he exclaimed. He dived to the side to avoid being charged to death. He instinctively went for the obvious, he kicked the bulb into the creature's giant head. That just made it angrier and its head glowed a raging red.
Biggs ran for his life, analyzing the best point to go for the tail. As he was in mid-analysis, the beast dropped an inch behind him. It lost its petals, had a purple head, and its tongue was sticking out. It went poof. "Well, that's a relief," said Biggs, "Now I gotta get off this crazy planet!" Luckily a Launch Star appeared, but he noticed something disturbing under it. "That shadow under the star..." he started, "It's WAY too round, and not thin enough to belong to the star..." Before he could react Sableye hopped out of the shadows. He was the one who killed Dino Piranha, and now he went for Biggs. In just a split second Bigg's face was mauled, or torn off, whichever you prefer.
Kenway was about to make another move, and he attempted to jump. He fell halfway through the jump, his leg was still stuck a bit. Now both his legs were in the muck. "Crap, fucking planet. Whatever, I still got this," he said. He slugged his way through the mud, but wasn't getting anywhere. He revealed a long gun, which he was prepared to fire. "Oh, want to get rough, there? You're just like a lion cub, prepared to be the dominant cub out of his kin." Dimentio formed a clear box around Kenway. The bullet disappeared as soon as it hit the box's side. "Ciao..." smirked Dimentio as the inside of the box began to explode.
To be continued...
Deaths: Herschel Biggs and Edward Kenway
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Originally Posted by “Adonis”
