Video Game Battle Royale 2

[GonadTheNomad]

I'd say Yoshi and Kerman are bigger underdogs here =P

Logan Underdogness >

He's, like, one of two mortal humans.

[Lohuydahutt]

Logan Underdogness >

He's, like, one of two mortal humans.

I'm talking about the peeps in my arena (I wish I was in yours I don't want to have to worry about blackholes and stupid bullshit like that) but regardless your arena's underdogs to me are basically everybody not named Mewtwo =P

[Kubby]

One of my picks for the other arena is still Logan. But now I'm torn between the Spy and Old Man Henderson for the other survivor. I believe the OMH/Spy team succeed at defeating Mewtwo (if they went for teaming up against him). However, Mewtwo will kill one of them in the course of that battle. And Macloud gets owned either by Mewtwo or by Logan.

[Facilier]

Ch 5

Logan Keller has climbed to arrive at the highest up point in the Saturn Valley. He perches himself on the highest rock and surveys all the contestants below. He sees Mewtwo surveying a yelling Old Man Henderson, who seems to be distracting him. Spy is nowhere to be seen, but Keller suspected he was just sneaking around. He also didn't see Tude Macloud, a man who hates typos apparently, and made a note to keep an eye out for him as well as spy. He tried and tried again to request an evac copter, but all he got was static.

Harley Quinn's voice came over the radio. "Fine, you wanna leave me Kelly? Heres your copta. Good luckkkk!" she ends sing song ily as an unmanned rescue helicopter descended onto the highest plateu, causing waves of air across the arena, and finally landing right next to its caller, Logan. "Alright" Logan says. "Finally, a lucky brea-"
Tude Macloud stabs Keller from behind with his claw. "Round 2" He mutters. Logan is bleeding a bit in the upper back now. Logan takes out his semi-automatic rifle and and fires at Tad, who runs away from the bullets and curves toward Logan, tackling him to the ground and rolling them both off the edge of that cliff and down onto the next cliff cropping below. Tad is bleeding a bit from the mouth and Logan's wounds were opened a little more. Tad presses his gauntlet to Logan's neck, saying "I will enjoy this" as he remembers the wound Logan gave him earlier. Logan cannot reach his gun, but he slides his ballistic knife out from his sleeve with his hand and throws it at the very close Tad's face, making him withdraw and stumble down to the bottom ground below, with the knife being driven into his face and out the other side when he lands on it at the bottom.
Logan looks up and takes a quick breather before moving back to the helicopter and trying to get out of the valley arena.

Old Man Henderson meanwhile, was yelling at Mewtwo. "WHO TAUGHT YE HOW TO DANCE, CTHULU?" and he kept charging or shooting at Metwo who just toying-like flicked it back, not at all concerned with Henderson and wanting to take his time. As he flicks back the old man for the 12th time, he senses a presence with his highly enhanced psychic powers. Mewtwo spin flicks the Spy from behind him with his tail before the spy could instant-kill backstab him. The Spy pulls out his revolver and shoots 4 rounds at Mewtwo, each blocked by his mind. (Yes, Matrix style). Metwo then moved spy into the air with just a turn of his hand, and started spinning him around and around until he threw up.

Henderson meanwhile figured he had better things to do, and started shooting at the wooden barriers that would normally lead to other areas in the EarthBound game, but were blocked off by the previously mentioned wood barriers.
"I wouldn't do that if I were you!" Harley says warningly
"YOU CAN'T STOP ME VOICE, I KNOW YOU AREN'T REAL" and he continues chipping away at the barrier as Mewtwo tortured Spy with flicks and twists of his extremities, holding him aloft in the sky. Henderson eventually breaks the barrier to reveal a giant mob of Saturn Valley's inhabitants who had been apparently stuck there: Mr. Saturns


There were triple digits of them, enough to fill the valley, and they each had a different and...interesting weapon, and looked on with fury.
They all stood there as Henderson surveyed them.
"WELP, gotta fly!"

And Henderson ran to the ladders leading to the upper level plateus.
The Saturns angrily charged into the arena.
NEXT CH

Deaths- Tude Macloud

[Faker]

Ch 6

Dimentio, having killed his opponent planned more bloodshed. "Let's see, who is left? A horribly misguided space explorer, easy. A cocky racer, good as dead. A demon with a bit of greed, simple, simple, simple. Hmm, steel snake? Nah, I'll save him for last. Ah ha! Let's go drop by Yoshi, it'd be a nice breath of fresh air to see a citizen of my universe..." Dimentio teleported to a currently unknown location.

How does our F-Zero racer fare? Let's find out. Well, for one, the lava was still bubbling over. Kerman stood tall and saluted, "It hasn't been nice knowin' ya," he said with a smile as he activated his thrusters, hoping for just a bit more fuel. He made his way to the nearest planet, the capsule. This was a wake-up call for the Captain, as he didn't have such an easy way to get out. Sure he had the Big Blue, but that was galaxies upon galaxies away. Captain Falcon decided his only chance of survival was to collect all the chips. Or at least enough to create a Launch Star.

Yoshi, a bit annoyed he was back at the apple core planet, began to test the strength of the void. He tossed an egg towards it, which began to be pulled into it five seconds before normal impact. "Hmm..." he grunted to himself in thought. A spark came to him. No literally, a spark hit him in the back. He was pushed towards the void's gravitational pull, but seconds before being sucked in some unknown force pulled him back. He hung in midair, and a form appeared from invisibility, holding him over the void. It was Dimentio. "I could kill you so easily right now, but like a cat, I'm vicious, yet playful when it comes to my prey. Tell you what, I'll give you three words to explain why I should let you live."

"Yosh-Yoshi. Yoshi!" explained the white-bellied dino. Dimentio sadistically responded, "Oh, so sorry, but those weren't the words I was looking for." He dropped Yoshi, who was caught on something's back. Just in the nick of time Steelix was soaring by, and Yoshi landed on his back. "Y-Yoshi!?" questioned Yoshi. "GRRAAAGHRHGH," responded Steelix. "Yoshi...?" he asked back. "GRA, graaagh," stated Steelix. Basically the two agreed on a temporarily alliance, and to put the past behind them.

"Oh, a teamup, huh?" chuckled Dimentio. He snapped his fingers and then the bullet bill cannon turned towards the green and silver duo, rapid-firing multiple Bullet Bills at them. All of which exploded on Steelix's hard outershell... Not Very Effective. Steelix roared and unleashed a blinding light at Dimentio, on target. Dimentio was charred, and he fell to the ground.

Yoshi cheered in success.

Captain Falcon didn't have such (hot) luck, (get it?) The planet started rumbling uncontrollably, and lots of Star Chips fell into the lava pool. And the gold only increased the planet's dangers. Soon spouts of lava were shooting out of the volcano, and Falcon was constantly on his feet. "It's my only chance..." muttered Captain Falcon. He took out a remote, and pushed a button on it. It started beeping, and Falcon recognized the signal. "Shit, fifteen minutes until my car gets here. Well then, time to have fun I guess," he said. But before he could start doing cool flips and shit, to avoid the spurts of lava. Someone appeared in front of him. The person spoke, "Master of Dimensions... Pleaser of Crowds... I... Am... Dimentio. It seems my clone's been doing some good, and by good I mean bad, stuff. Just the diversions I needed, but not as much as I need you, my friend. We're the only two here who can take this game seriously. Jebediah is too naive, Yoshi's a baby, and the other two are just mindless creatures. You and I, we're adults, and we can truly analyze these situations. What do you say?"

"Nice try, Dimentio. I've heard about your actions in the Mushroom Kingdom, well Flipside, but same thing," responded Captain Falcon. "Oh, but this will only be a temporary alliance, Captain. Just until we're the last remaining from this arena, then we can blow each other to kingdom come," argued Dimentio. Falcon responded, "Fine, but this is only temporary, any suspicious acts, and I kill you, got it?" offered Falcon. Dimentio smiled, "Well it seems we have a deal, and only one word works in this situation... Ciao."

Dimentio snapped his fingers and a green sprout appeared on Falcon's head. Falcon instantly slowed his moving, then shouted, "BRUSEL SPROUTS!" "Alright, first, I want you to take out Sableye. It should be easy enough for someone like you," stated Dimentio. He teleported five correct Star Chips to him, and created the Launch Star to Dino Piranha's former planet. "CELERY!" yelled Falcon, mindlessly, as he let the star fire him off to said planet.

Sableye saw Falcon approach and instantly prepared. As soon as Falcon landed he slipped into the shadows. He popped out with an uppercut, knocking Falcon to the ground. Falcon jumped up, rattling off more vegetables, and then Falcon Punched Sableye, fracturing one of the jewels on its eyes. Sableye tried to fire several hypnotic beams, but they had no effect due to Falcon's current state. Falcon Falcon kicked Sableye, tripping him. Sableye gestured his hands towards Falcon, and his jewels began to glow an evil magenta. He moves his hand around, slamming the captain into the ground using Psychic. Before Sableye could finish him off, the lava pool planet really started acting up.

"HAHAHAHA! Oh, that's a riot!" cried Harley, hysterically, "Your fight with your little space buddy, oh can you imagine? Mr. J, isn't this great!? ...Oh... Yeah... Anyway, that planet is gonna have an eruption with a range high enough to disintegrate every planet here. Better act fast boys."

Falcon's eyes became normal for a second, and he ripped the sprout, albeit painfully, off his head. He tapped his remote, "Oh come on, hurry up!" And as if on cue, the Big Blue approached Falcon at max speed. He punted Sableye to the side and hopped on.

"I just have to rearrange these track coordinates," he said to no one in particular. He hopped into the 'car' and pressed a few buttons, and flipped a few switches. The car sped towards the lava pool planet. Captain Falcon silently prayed to himself that Dimentio will be defeated during this arena. He then jumped through the open roof and onto the hood of the Big Blue. As it approached the planet he jumped in the air, "FAAAAALCOOOOOOOOON..." His arm was engulfed with flames of the most energy he's ever used, "PUUUUUUUUNCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He thrusted himself towards the planet and penetrated the core. The explosion wiped out himself and the Big Blue, but redirected the lava spouts, and only destroyed minor planets.

To be continued...

Death(s): Captain Falcon

[Lohuydahutt]

Wait what the hell did Falcon accomplish by doing that? =P

Also... GRARR

[Faker]

Wait what the hell did Falcon accomplish by doing that? =P

You'll see.

[Lohuydahutt]

You'll see.

Well at least he did unnamed thing with pride =D

[Samos]

Gotta love my man Dimentio for stirring up the drama.

[Uprising]

What a heroic, brave, and courageous man Captain Falcon was.