That balloon .gif is so...mesmerizing.
That balloon .gif is so...mesmerizing.
Gonad has no nads pass it on!!!!11!Spoiler:
next ch
so Polwhore escaped death looking like a badass for ONCE in his life
he is chasing after Gonad for leaving him like a lil shit
Polar is looking in de woods
He has wood
he faps to James Woods
than he hears a branch snap and goes to see who de fuck it is
its Xerneas
"Polar you have to halp me. If I lay out all dis wire and electrify the arena we can escape"
"no u"
and polar stabs him and takes his wire
bye bye 5ever Tesla
"STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM NOW WE HERE
STARTED FROM THE BOTTOME NOW MY WHORE TEAMS HERE SHANIQUE"
"Din I swear to gawd I will end u"
The careers (Wumbo, Capwn, and Din) were looking for some people to kill in the tall grassy fields
Wumbo suddenly points
"LOOK"
"WHAT DO YOU SEE, WUMBO?"
"HERE COMES JORDAN
BIG TONGUE WOBBLIN
FLYING THROUGH THE AIR LIKA BIG DUM GOBALIN"
Wubmo gets slapped
But den Gonad was actually there, and the careers chase him into some wooded area
Capwn gets distracted buying this shirt on ebat
Spoiler:
and din gets this one off of Amazaon
Spoiler:
*I get slapped by Clemi*
Clemu you fagt can't you take a joke
"Jokes were outlawed in France by Maximillion Robespierre in the 19th century"
oh
Uprising is looking for cheese, he can live off one wedge of it for 12 days
He doesn't find any
I cry errytime
but then he finds a badass bow and arrow
"JEW SEE LAL FILL MY FUR, I AM KATNISS EVERDEEN"
and he accidently shoots himself in the knee
"Well, I used to be like Katniss Everdeen, but than I tok an arrow to the kne-"
*slappy slappy*
Helio is running to a clearing
but to get to that clearing, he first had to get halfway to the clearing
and to get halfway to the clearing, he had to get halfway to halfway
and so on and so forth, making it literally impossible to get anyway since he would always have to get to halfway and halfway infinite times
so ya he stuck der
and everyone eats there own feces to survive
NEXT CH
"very gud, very gud" Lawlzor president mutters
no Lawlzor, you tuchi yourself at night
Originally Posted by Burroughs
So The careers (Wumbo, Din, and Capwn gawd memorize it) were walking in de arena
"Hey guiz lets play a game"
"What de fuck Wumbo this isn't Saw Forum Edition"
"No Din, I mean like to pass the time while we are looking for Polars to kill"
"Oh kk I am thinking of another between one and one hund-"
"69"
"Wumbo you know me to well"
"Hey have you noticed Capwn is beeing really quiet"
Din and Wumbo look around
Capwn was dead a few feet back
_
"BRAD YOU CAN'T DO THAT"
why not Clemi
"BECAUSE HE IS THE ONLY PREVIOUS WINNER STILL ALIVE AND EVERYONE EXPECTS YOU TO KILL HIM"
oh shit
_
Capwn is revived like notin happened
"GUYS GONAD JUST TRIED TO KILL ME HE IS STILL ROUND HAR"
"Oh my god. Did you just say "Har""
Gonad jumps out of the bushes and attacks them
"Wait Gonad no, join de careers"
"Oh kk"
And Gonad was a career
"Whats my initiation?"
Din grabs gonads soldier while Capwn and Wumbo start taking off their clothes
"I think you know"
ORGGGYYYYYY OVERLOADDDD 3000000000000
*6 minutes later*
"God damn it Capwn every time"
"BBY I JUST CAN'T HOLD IT IN"
Meanwhile Uprising accidently stepped on Helio's copy of "Super Mario Galaxy" and shit was about to go down
Lawlzor watched from the capital while raping a rose in his hands
"CALL FOR THE GAMEMAKA"
Bobby Bobber was ushered in
"So Bobby, your games are going pretty well, keep it up"
"TAY DIGGS WAS BORN WITH 12 FINGERS YOU INSENSITIVE FUCK"
"K that is all"
and Bobby went back to work
#fondleIt
So Helio and Up started battling
It was pretty epic
NOT
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA BURRRNNNEEDDDD
Helio had Uprising knocked on the ground
"Helio, will you let me go for a scooby snack"
"NOAH"
"How about twooooo scooby snacks?"
Helio killed Up
1 like = 1 gtfo
Polarbore eats his feces, like promised last chapter
After whiping his face (BECAUSE MANNERS RIGHT?) he looks out in the distance to see the careers now with Gonad coming to him
"Oh fak fak fak fak"
And he prepeares for battle
NEXT PART
"I hate pre-pears"
"GAWD CLEMI UR THE WORST I MISS MILOTIC"
YA THIS CHAPTER IS IN TWO PARTS BECAUSE FUCK YOU THE NEXT ONE IS COMING NOW
I'm pretty sure Dion won one too.
Coolio bread.
moarcat.jpg
Gonad has no nads pass it on!!!!11!Spoiler:
no get out
Din didn't win shit
jk I guess he did
KK PART TWO
SOMEONES ABOUT TO BITE THE DUST
AND ITS NOT FREDDIE MERCURY
Spoiler:
So Boretic has some awesome weps + armor (what a fucking hacker) and an eyepatch and shit and sees the four careers coming, so he knows its either going to be him or them
The careers see him and run to confront him
the two entities lock eyes
They know whats gon happen next
OOOOORRRRRGGGYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 30000000000000000000000000000
Spoiler:
So now dey were all teaming up
Now the only other person was Helio
it took a while, but dey all found eachother
"AWWW, THIS IS NO FAIR"
The careers agreed and let Helio team up with them
They spent the rest of the day looking around 4 people
"GOD WHERE IS EVERYONE" Polar exclaims
"I believe we are scaring them all with our orgies. CUM OUT GUYS, NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF"
In de Capitol Lawlzor and Bobby have an orgy because why not
"You ready?"
Yes Clemi
and me and clemi had an orgy
in fact erryone did
everyone
Eventually, the remaining tributes came across Tesla's dead body
"HA SUCKERRR"
"Wait Polar" Gonad starts up "Did you kill Tesla"
"Yes"
"Well who else is left"
"WHAT ABOUT UP GUIZ?"
"No Wumbu u shit I killed him" Helio says
"So its just us then.."
Everyone looks at eachother akwardly
This is gon be rough so hold on to your leaderhosen
DIN SLICES HELIO IN HALF WITH HIS DICK
YA SHIT GOT SERIOUS
Capwn and Wumbo get scurred and run off to form a duo team and become lovers to gain the love of the capitol but its a lie but then its not
Gonad wets himself, but since he has acid pee it burns through the ground and he hides in the ditch
it becomes nightime and everyone runs and hides
Polar is walking around in the fields, looking for people
He hears an evil laugh
"Oh shit I'm gon get raped better go patrick star"
"Wee woo wee woo wee woo"
Polar hears a snap
"WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO"
He sees Din standing looking at him
"OH SHIT"
Polar pulls out his video diary recorder
"HE IS JUST STANDING DER"
"MENACINGLY"
Din had become insane crazy pyscho evil now, because he lost his mind in the last orgy
It got cum washed
"woooowwwww bread"
"SHADDUP CLEMI GETOUT OF MY BRAIN"
So Din chases Polar into the forest
Wow such story
very suspense
so scare
Gonad has no nads pass it on!!!!11!Spoiler:
go me
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