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    That balloon .gif is so...mesmerizing.
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    next ch
    so Polwhore escaped death looking like a badass for ONCE in his life
    he is chasing after Gonad for leaving him like a lil shit
    Polar is looking in de woods
    He has wood
    he faps to James Woods
    than he hears a branch snap and goes to see who de fuck it is
    its Xerneas
    "Polar you have to halp me. If I lay out all dis wire and electrify the arena we can escape"
    "no u"
    and polar stabs him and takes his wire
    bye bye 5ever Tesla

    "STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM NOW WE HERE
    STARTED FROM THE BOTTOME NOW MY WHORE TEAMS HERE SHANIQUE"

    "Din I swear to gawd I will end u"

    The careers (Wumbo, Capwn, and Din) were looking for some people to kill in the tall grassy fields
    Wumbo suddenly points
    "LOOK"

    "WHAT DO YOU SEE, WUMBO?"

    "HERE COMES JORDAN
    BIG TONGUE WOBBLIN
    FLYING THROUGH THE AIR LIKA BIG DUM GOBALIN"

    Wubmo gets slapped

    But den Gonad was actually there, and the careers chase him into some wooded area
    Capwn gets distracted buying this shirt on ebat
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    and din gets this one off of Amazaon
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    *I get slapped by Clemi*

    Clemu you fagt can't you take a joke

    "Jokes were outlawed in France by Maximillion Robespierre in the 19th century"

    oh

    Uprising is looking for cheese, he can live off one wedge of it for 12 days
    He doesn't find any
    I cry errytime
    but then he finds a badass bow and arrow
    "JEW SEE LAL FILL MY FUR, I AM KATNISS EVERDEEN"
    and he accidently shoots himself in the knee
    "Well, I used to be like Katniss Everdeen, but than I tok an arrow to the kne-"
    *slappy slappy*

    Helio is running to a clearing
    but to get to that clearing, he first had to get halfway to the clearing
    and to get halfway to the clearing, he had to get halfway to halfway
    and so on and so forth, making it literally impossible to get anyway since he would always have to get to halfway and halfway infinite times
    so ya he stuck der

    and everyone eats there own feces to survive
    NEXT CH

    "very gud, very gud" Lawlzor president mutters

    no Lawlzor, you tuchi yourself at night

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burroughs View Post
    so Polwhore escaped death looking like a badass

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    So The careers (Wumbo, Din, and Capwn gawd memorize it) were walking in de arena
    "Hey guiz lets play a game"
    "What de fuck Wumbo this isn't Saw Forum Edition"

    "No Din, I mean like to pass the time while we are looking for Polars to kill"

    "Oh kk I am thinking of another between one and one hund-"
    "69"

    "Wumbo you know me to well"

    "Hey have you noticed Capwn is beeing really quiet"

    Din and Wumbo look around

    Capwn was dead a few feet back
    _
    "BRAD YOU CAN'T DO THAT"

    why not Clemi

    "BECAUSE HE IS THE ONLY PREVIOUS WINNER STILL ALIVE AND EVERYONE EXPECTS YOU TO KILL HIM"

    oh shit
    _

    Capwn is revived like notin happened

    "GUYS GONAD JUST TRIED TO KILL ME HE IS STILL ROUND HAR"

    "Oh my god. Did you just say "Har""

    Gonad jumps out of the bushes and attacks them

    "Wait Gonad no, join de careers"
    "Oh kk"

    And Gonad was a career
    "Whats my initiation?"

    Din grabs gonads soldier while Capwn and Wumbo start taking off their clothes
    "I think you know"

    ORGGGYYYYYY OVERLOADDDD 3000000000000

    *6 minutes later*

    "God damn it Capwn every time"

    "BBY I JUST CAN'T HOLD IT IN"

    Meanwhile Uprising accidently stepped on Helio's copy of "Super Mario Galaxy" and shit was about to go down

    Lawlzor watched from the capital while raping a rose in his hands
    "CALL FOR THE GAMEMAKA"

    Bobby Bobber was ushered in

    "So Bobby, your games are going pretty well, keep it up"

    "TAY DIGGS WAS BORN WITH 12 FINGERS YOU INSENSITIVE FUCK"

    "K that is all"

    and Bobby went back to work

    #fondleIt

    So Helio and Up started battling

    It was pretty epic
    NOT
    HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA BURRRNNNEEDDDD

    Helio had Uprising knocked on the ground

    "Helio, will you let me go for a scooby snack"

    "NOAH"

    "How about twooooo scooby snacks?"

    Helio killed Up

    1 like = 1 gtfo

    Polarbore eats his feces, like promised last chapter

    After whiping his face (BECAUSE MANNERS RIGHT?) he looks out in the distance to see the careers now with Gonad coming to him
    "Oh fak fak fak fak"

    And he prepeares for battle
    NEXT PART

    "I hate pre-pears"

    "GAWD CLEMI UR THE WORST I MISS MILOTIC"

    YA THIS CHAPTER IS IN TWO PARTS BECAUSE FUCK YOU THE NEXT ONE IS COMING NOW

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    I'm pretty sure Dion won one too.

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    Coolio bread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by “Adonis”
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    Gonad has no nads pass it on!!!!11!

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    no get out
    Din didn't win shit
    jk I guess he did

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burroughs View Post
    So The careers (Wumbo, Din, and Capwn gawd memorize it) were walking in de arena
    "Hey guiz lets play a game"
    "What de fuck Wumbo this isn't Saw Forum Edition"

    "No Din, I mean like to pass the time while we are looking for Polars to kill"

    "Oh kk I am thinking of another between one and one hund-"
    "69"

    "Wumbo you know me to well"

    "Hey have you noticed Capwn is beeing really quiet"

    Din and Wumbo look around

    Capwn was dead a few feet back
    _
    "BRAD YOU CAN'T DO THAT"

    why not Clemi

    "BECAUSE HE IS THE ONLY PREVIOUS WINNER STILL ALIVE AND EVERYONE EXPECTS YOU TO KILL HIM"

    oh shit
    _

    Capwn is revived like notin happened

    "GUYS GONAD JUST TRIED TO KILL ME HE IS STILL ROUND HAR"

    "Oh my god. Did you just say "Har""

    Gonad jumps out of the bushes and attacks them

    "Wait Gonad no, join de careers"
    "Oh kk"

    And Gonad was a career
    "Whats my initiation?"

    Din grabs gonads soldier while Capwn and Wumbo start taking off their clothes
    "I think you know"

    ORGGGYYYYYY OVERLOADDDD 3000000000000

    *6 minutes later*

    "God damn it Capwn every time"

    "BBY I JUST CAN'T HOLD IT IN"

    Meanwhile Uprising accidently stepped on Helio's copy of "Super Mario Galaxy" and shit was about to go down

    Lawlzor watched from the capital while raping a rose in his hands
    "CALL FOR THE GAMEMAKA"

    Bobby Bobber was ushered in

    "So Bobby, your games are going pretty well, keep it up"

    "TAY DIGGS WAS BORN WITH 12 FINGERS YOU INSENSITIVE FUCK"

    "K that is all"

    and Bobby went back to work

    #fondleIt

    So Helio and Up started battling

    It was pretty epic
    NOT
    HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA BURRRNNNEEDDDD

    Helio had Uprising knocked on the ground

    "Helio, will you let me go for a scooby snack"

    "NOAH"

    "How about twooooo scooby snacks?"

    Helio killed Up

    1 like = 1 gtfo

    Polarbore eats his feces, like promised last chapter

    After whiping his face (BECAUSE MANNERS RIGHT?) he looks out in the distance to see the careers now with Gonad coming to him
    "Oh fak fak fak fak"

    And he prepeares for battle
    NEXT PART

    "I hate pre-pears"

    "GAWD CLEMI UR THE WORST I MISS MILOTIC"

    YA THIS CHAPTER IS IN TWO PARTS BECAUSE FUCK YOU THE NEXT ONE IS COMING NOW
    KK PART TWO
    SOMEONES ABOUT TO BITE THE DUST
    AND ITS NOT FREDDIE MERCURY
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    So Boretic has some awesome weps + armor (what a fucking hacker) and an eyepatch and shit and sees the four careers coming, so he knows its either going to be him or them
    The careers see him and run to confront him
    the two entities lock eyes
    They know whats gon happen next

    OOOOORRRRRGGGYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 30000000000000000000000000000
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    If this was a porno, than it would be what just happened


    So now dey were all teaming up

    Now the only other person was Helio

    it took a while, but dey all found eachother

    "AWWW, THIS IS NO FAIR"

    The careers agreed and let Helio team up with them

    They spent the rest of the day looking around 4 people

    "GOD WHERE IS EVERYONE" Polar exclaims

    "I believe we are scaring them all with our orgies. CUM OUT GUYS, NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF"

    In de Capitol Lawlzor and Bobby have an orgy because why not

    "You ready?"

    Yes Clemi

    and me and clemi had an orgy

    in fact erryone did
    everyone

    Eventually, the remaining tributes came across Tesla's dead body

    "HA SUCKERRR"

    "Wait Polar" Gonad starts up "Did you kill Tesla"

    "Yes"

    "Well who else is left"

    "WHAT ABOUT UP GUIZ?"

    "No Wumbu u shit I killed him" Helio says

    "So its just us then.."

    Everyone looks at eachother akwardly

    This is gon be rough so hold on to your leaderhosen

    DIN SLICES HELIO IN HALF WITH HIS DICK
    YA SHIT GOT SERIOUS

    Capwn and Wumbo get scurred and run off to form a duo team and become lovers to gain the love of the capitol but its a lie but then its not

    Gonad wets himself, but since he has acid pee it burns through the ground and he hides in the ditch

    it becomes nightime and everyone runs and hides

    Polar is walking around in the fields, looking for people
    He hears an evil laugh
    "Oh shit I'm gon get raped better go patrick star"
    "Wee woo wee woo wee woo"
    Polar hears a snap
    "WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO"
    He sees Din standing looking at him
    "OH SHIT"
    Polar pulls out his video diary recorder
    "HE IS JUST STANDING DER"

    "MENACINGLY"

    Din had become insane crazy pyscho evil now, because he lost his mind in the last orgy
    It got cum washed

    "woooowwwww bread"
    "SHADDUP CLEMI GETOUT OF MY BRAIN"

    So Din chases Polar into the forest


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    Wow such story

    very suspense

    so scare
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    Gonad has no nads pass it on!!!!11!

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    go me

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