FORUM EDITION ALL STARS

[Faker]

Yay, I grow pretty flowers and shit!

Then I burn them, and watch them perish. I harvest on the souls of all organic matter.

*skips away*

[Facilier]

So de ten "contestants"""" were getting ready to go to the training room for the first time to train
and find love in a hopeless place

Ter was a jungle gym, a rockclimbing wall that looked like Beavis from Beavis and Buttheads face

THERE WAS A TUBA
FOR BLOWIN UP CUBA
SCHOOLIN CYTKA

Everyone failed, Gonad broke a coxnix, and Polar lost his virginity to the balance beam

Yellow Nerd wanted to go back to Japan, but we no let him because feels

"I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE" Din yells

But din, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?

"WHY SO YOU GUYS CAN LIE TO GET ME HERE, SO YOU CAN SIT ME HERE MAKE ME KILL HELIO SPEARS"

shit Capwninator better switch you chairs

So now after 2 weeks of training, they had to prove their prowess to judges watching them. Their scores would be ranked 1-10 based on the judges + daniel tosh quotation skill

these rankings are important because you can gain more attention from sponsors for stuff

Capwinator goes first

he does some flips and kicks and stuff

7/10

"meh"

Xerneas goes next
He is really good with swords, but he also trips and shit

6/10

"FUCK YOU GUYS I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS"

He tries to walk out before being stopped by guards

Din goes
He uses the powers of the forest to summon a bear, which he fights in hand to hand combat and makes the bear into a pelt

9/10

"WHAT THE FUCK I LITERALLY SUMMONED A BEAR AND FOUGHT IT AND MADE IT INTO A PELT IN LIKE A MINUTE WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT"

sex

Polarbore goes next
He hits a training dummy and pees himself

3/10



Gonad goes next
he tries to find a gun, but he only finds a bow

he goes all girl your bodies jumpin, jump me in
bang
bang bang

he does okay I guess

5/10

"WELL THATS AVERAGE"

like ur personality
herherher

Wumbo goes next

He balls pretty hard yo

"We have your score, but will not release it yet"

"TYPICAL BRAD
TYPICAL"

SBS goes next

he uses a dild-sword and dildo related weapons like a bus



8.5/10

Yackerz goes next

He does in between Polar and Din
Then he does dummies shaped like Polar and Din

6/10

Uprising goes next
He runs like Aaron Rodgers
he gets injured like Aaron Rodgers

:trollface:

6.5/10

and finally Yellow Nerd

He boils the equipment so that it is flimsy, and pretends they are tentacles

"TENTACLEEEE RAPPPEEE"

Lawlzor, the prez, was deathly affraid of tentacle rape

10/10

omg
not o.m.g.
omg

and next are de interviews

there is a large crowd

dis is filmed in front of a live studio audience
like Tru Jackson VP

Capwn is interviewed first

"Hi Capone"

"I'M GONNA CHOP YOUR HEAD OFF, AND HANG IT FROM A ROPE"

"So you like ropes and knot making?"

"I LIKE YOUR PROHIBITION ON SOAP"

"So, you got anyone special back home"

".
...
.....
.......
Ur mum"

next interview

Xerneas goes next

"Hi Xerneas"

"JE SUIL A FIL ON FUR. CALL ME TESLA"

"Alright Tesla, do you like electricity?"

"I AM THE THUNDER THAT MAKES UR LIFE WORTH LIVIN"

"What are you smoking right now"

"CIGAR FULL OF CAT ASHES"

next interview was
Din

"Hello Dion"

"Eh, ey"

"YOU WANT TO GET KICKED OUT"

"OK, I will leave. but then your going to miss. the panty raid

"oh shit"

the show moderator and Din go off and raid some hoes

rest of interviews and start of games, next ch

[Spars]

this is teh best

[Faker]

XDDDDD I love this so much even my mouths haz da mouths.

[Facilier]

I swear I will find a way to work Nate and Chi into this

[YellowNerd]

My tentacle rapes are 10/10, eat that beeyaches

[Lancer]

next interview

Xerneas goes next

"Hi Xerneas"

"JE SUIL A FIL ON FUR. CALL ME TESLA"

"Alright Tesla, do you like electricity?"

"I AM THE THUNDER THAT MAKES UR LIFE WORTH LIVIN"

"What are you smoking right now"

"CIGAR FULL OF CAT ASHES"

I'd quote this but you're already in my sig too kuch

[Facilier]

K next interwiew, next ch

Polarbore steps up to the plate

he strikes out

lol should've ran cross countreh

and then he goes to his live interview

"Hello, Polarboretic!"

*Polar opens his mouth widely, and pees out his throat and out his mouth into the front of the crowd*

"DON'T BE ALARMED FOLKS, THATS HOW HE SAYS HI"

"YA WTF"

"SO BORETIC, WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN NOT PREPARING TO KILL 9 OTHER TEENS?"

"BREAKING BAD WAS MEH AT BEST"

He gets boo'd off stage

next is Gonad

"Hello, Gunnut"

"Please, call me Ted Nugent"

"So, do you have any alliances in this game"

"Well, Brad wrote a response to this, but got distracted for 20 minutes by a ball of yarn and forgot what it was"

"Are you upset that their will be no mechanical weapons such as firearms in the are-"

"BRING BACK CHAT
BRING BACK CHAT
I LIKE MIKE
BRING BACK CHAT"

next was Wumbo

"Hello Wumbo! You seem to be unafraid, why is that?"

"I nevr read this book"

"What book"

"NVM bitch who are these people staring at me in the crowd"

"YOUR FUTURE BITCH"

"WOAH MR INTERVIEWER SIR GET BACK ON THOSE MEDS
brb gonna go smoke some chains and listen to some 2 marijuana"

next interview was SBS

"These interviews are really getting off track, lets get back to important questions about the gam-"
*SBS smacks the interviewer gui with his dildo*
"DO YOU LIKE MY GOOD LUCK CHARM FROM HOME?"

"No.
What arena are you hoping for in the hunger games"

"An arena wit everrything didldo themed-
there would be berries shaped like dildos
the arena would be in the shape of one big dildo
and there would be little creatures trying to ram themselves up ur ass
and of course, dildweapons"

"Wow, way to beat a deadhorse joke, Brad"

"ANY FINAL COMMENTS SBS?"

"Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Bufallo is a complete and correct sentence"

next was Helio

"So Helio, do you have anyone back home?"

"DISTURBIA, THE DARKNESS IS THE LIGHT"

"Helio, can you please take out those capitol provided headphones?"

"Sorry, just thought I would enjoy this place, b4 I....go to die *sniff*"

*awwwwwwww*

"I KILL U BITCHES"

*Helio attackes the crowd, gets tranq into sleep*

"I swear folks, theres a crazy one every year"

Uprising was next

"Hello, Uprising"

"NICE TO BRIE YOU"

"How have you been handling so far?"

"I'm doing grate!"

"Are you worried people will target you for your cheese puns?"

"CHEESUS CHRIST, I hadn't even thought of that!"

"Final question, APPLE OR MAC?"

"MAC!
...
....
..
......
*and cheese*"

#Shots #Fired

And noww for de final interview, Yellow Nerd

"Hello, Yellow Nerd, whats your favorite color and sport?"

"

"YOU SHOULD BE NICE TO YOUR INTERVIEWER!"

""

"NO U. FINAL QUESTION. DO YOU
do you have a special someone back home"

"
my....
well there is someone.....
Tesla....

"Niqqa he came here as a competitor too"

"HOLY SHIT WHAT"

"Well, goodnight folks!, see you in 5 days for the first day of the
HUNGER PAINNSSSS
duh duh duhhh"

de first day cums tomorrow
ya, it takes that long to get it goin

[Dion]

fuck i'm dying

[Facilier]

ITS THE NEXT CH

So de 10 contestants are each transpoeted to their starting block
if they moved off the block before the match starts, they have to listen to Christmas music in early October

The contestants, evenly spread out on their blocks, look out to see the arena
It was like a forest but wit a clearing in the middle
in the clearing was the cornucopia
It was made of corn and cops
Copcorn
IN THE CORNUCOPIA AND THE CLEARING AROUND IT was supplies needed TO HELP YOU survive

Everyone was naked
Gonad and Polarbore covered their shames *but there wasn't much to cover*
Dion laughs at my joke, as he stands hands on hips, really putting his....maple tree out there
Instead of a penus, YN has a power ranger megazord in its place
"GOGO POWER RANNGGERRSSS"

Capwninator had syphilis ya, but also a huge dick

and yes, I really am writing about everyone's nakedness

Wumbos
I don't want to talk about his
lets just say he could hit me with it from the games while I was in the capitol

SBS had a dildo instead of a penus
it was his lil dilbro

Helioptile had the average dick
but god help me if it wasn't humming the tune from Different Strokes

Uprising had a cheesy bread stick
god what am I doing to this chapter

Yellow Nerd had a pale geek

and Tesla had a light coil

SO THE GAMES ARE ABOUT TO START
CLEMI IS THERE FOR SOME REASON, BUT I MAKE HIM LEAVE
;-; bye Clemi

"Call me Kyle"

Oh so is Clemi going to take the place of Pool in the fourth wall now?
Yes

THE GAMES ARE ABOUT TO START
"Hey Polarbore"
"What Din, I'm trying to focus"
"IF UR MUM IS WATCHING THIS SHE SEES YOU NAKED"
"OH SHIT THAT IS A HEAVILY REVELATION FOR SOME REASON"

He steps off de pad
"Uh oh guiz, Polar dropped the thunthunthun"

"JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS" rang in Polar's ears

"MAKE IT STOOOOPPPP"

Polar ran and started digging in the ground right next to the dome around the arena, making a hole out to the free world
"SO LONG ASSHOLES"
He jumped in da hole


"oh shit I'm stuck"

Dion is just like look at him look at him and laugh

Announcer - 10987654321GO

Wumbo goes to look for a good book to read
JK
Wumbo runs to the cornucopia and starts to bunker down with Dion and Capwn
DE WERE DE CAREERS OH NO

Helio grabs a knife and canteen and runs into the woods

Tesla grabs his crotch and jacks off in the direction of the woods
Jk he's also sciency so he grabs copper wire and bill nye the science guy porn on dvd

Gonad goes over and pokes Polar in the eye with a stick
"FUCK UUUUUUUUUUUU"

Yellow Nerd grabs a sword and a bit of cloth, running in the direction of Polar and Gonad
"FUCK" gonad runs away
"GET BACK HERE U FUCKKKKER" polar screams trapped in the whole

YN charges him down.
"Shit"
YN stabs out polar's eye
"NOW I'M GONNA RAPE UR EYE HOLE"
YN sticks his dick in Polar's empty eyehole.
Polar punches yn in the balls and takes his sword and killz him
"SKIILLLLZ"
"SKILLLLLLZZZZ"
He uses YN's ded body as leverage to get out of the whole
He takes the sword and puts the black cloth over his eye to make an eyepatch
and runs away
SBS tries to take on the careers at the cornandcopia
Wumbo meets him with a balloon
"PFF, THAT BALLOON IS WEAKER THAN YOUR PRIVATE SCHOOL INFO"
"Niqqa no"

it was an acid filled balloon
"GAHDDDD"
sbs ded
Wumbo snaps his dildo in half symbolically

in the night, Tesla hums the Bill Nye the science guy team, when he is found by Gonad
"FREEZE YE MIGHTY FREEZER"
"Oh, so you have been smoking de forest bushes"
and dey were a team now
and they loved eachother 5ever

Helio eats some nightlock berries he finds
and doesn't die
"I AM INVINCIBLLLEEEE"
he says before running off a cliff
they were just blueberries actually
NEXT CH

deaths
YN - killed by Polar
SBS - killed by Wumbo