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Prologue- Pre-Match Part 1
51 people, creatures, and anything in between were in a room together. For what reason, they did not know. However all began to clear up when a voice spoke through speakers, "Welcome, my fighters, to the chance. For redemption. You all have fought hard before, but you haven't really been considered the best fighters. However, I'm giving one of you the single chance to battle against the All-Stars and prove your worthiness. You may address me as Wesker, but those are trifling matters that don't have anything to do with this. About half of you shall be transported to one arena, and the other to a different one. And GLaDOS, for reasons I will not disclose in front of these... imperfects, I apologize, but as rules dictate, you have fought once, and must do it again. Alright, now let's get down to business, shall we?"
Half of the group was instantaneously teleported in a flash of blue light. The 25 were:
1. Jaden
2. Mewtwo
3. GLaDOS
4. Quagsire
5. Butterfree
6. Luxray
7. Kestrel
8. Mcpixel
9. Steve
10. Wario
11. Dead Pool
12. Lucius
13. Giygas
14. J. Estacado
15. Mr. Game and Watch
16. Pierce Washington
17. Frank West
18. Commander Shepard
19. Steelix
20. Old Man Henderson
21. Jebediah Kerman
22. City Guard
23. Dr. Wily
24. Ryu
25. Martial Law
These 25 assorted challengers found themselves in a wide expanse of a field, however some of it was cut off by an invisible forcefield. It was in a box shape, standing straight up. However no one knew the purpose of it.
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No one questioned it, or had the time to, as they all focused on the main goal. To come out on top. "Alright, let's get started! I think I'll play, yes," said Jaden to himself. Alone, he's vulnerable, but with the power of his cards, he could be unstoppable. "How about you, Elemental Hero Flaming Wingman!?" he cried. He began to slip the card into the specialized machine. However, before he could finish it, something streaked across his brain, a shot that was sniped at him.
Pierce Washington smirked from a distant, "Man, that was badass." Jaden fell to the ground with a thud, and the machine fell at the floor, near Mr. Game and Watch's feet. Mr. Game and Watch beeped in reaction as he smashed the machine with his hammer, and lit fire to the deck of Yu-Gi-Oh Cards with a match. "Hey, skinny bod!" shouted someone, "Don't ya get distracted now!" A man in a red and black ninja-like suit kicked Game and Watch aside. Game and Watch beeped and rubbed his coded cheek. "That's right, sucka! No one beats Dead Pool!" the ninja shouted.
Mr. Game and Watch spawned a chair and swung it at at Dead Pool. Dead Pool jumped onto the top of it, then quickly leaped off and did a back flip behind Game and Watch. He then unloaded two handguns and began to fire several rounds. The Flatzone citizen turned sideways, and the bullets completely missed him. Game and Watch put out his bucket and caught all the bullets, then transformed them into oil. He then spilled the black goop at Dead Pool, tripping him. Game and Watch proceeded to grab Dead Pool and juggle him. "Man, the things I do for the audience's entertainment..." he sighed. Dead Pool extended his foot and managed to knock his opponent aside. "Hey, you got a good head on your shoulders! Mine if I keep it?" joked Dead Pool. He quickly turned, arm outstretched and wielding a katana. The katana cut Game and Watch's head clean off.
Dead Pool sheathed his blade, but then noticed odd shadowy spores emerging from Game and Watch's neck stump. The Shadow Bugs began to meld around Dead Pool's feet who exclaimed, "Ew, gross man! What kind of game is this!?" Before he could get possessed, a wave of water washed the bugs away, and dissolved them. Dead Pool turned around and saw Quagsire smiling, and Dead Pool gave a thumbs-up in response.
Let's get to another part of the battle. Frank West and Old Man Henderson were looking at each other. Henderson had his gnome, hat forward, pointed at West and shouted out, "WHAT ER YEH LOOKIN' AT, LAD!? NEVER SEEN A MAN LIKE MEH BEFORE!?" Frank West put his hands out in front of him and said, "Look, sir, I'm not looking at you funny at all. However, we are in a fight to the death, and I respect my elders, but..." West grabbed his spiked bat from the ground and swung it at Henderson, however something emerged from the ground. Something metallic. Something serpentine. "GRAAAAGHHGGHAGHGHGHHH!!!!" shouted Steelix. The spiked bat hit its iron skin, but bounced off harmlessly and skidded away.
"Oh shi-" Steelix lunged at West and caught him in his mouth, and began to swallow him. Not whole however, as he bit midway. Frank West's top half of his body fell out of the steel snake's maw and fell to the ground, eyes rolled to the back of its head. Old Man Henderson went wide eyed and shouted, "WHAT TEH YEH THINK YER DOING, YA PUPPY!? BAD BOY! BAD! I SAID BAD!!" He clunked the gnome against Steelix... Not very effective. Steelix swung his tail at Henderson, knocking him flat on his back. Losing interest, Steelix slithered to another area, passing over Henderson's body and leaving him crushed and bloodied.
How about Luxray and Steve? This one proved to be interesting. "Lux-Luxray!" shouted the electrical cat. Luxray shot a Thunder at Steve, but it harmlessly bounced off of his Diamond Armor. Steve reacted by swinging his Diamond Sword, sword. Luxray jumped back, just getting his forepaw nicked. Steve followed up quickly by firing his Crossbow and lodging an arrow in said Pokemon's right foreleg. Luxray hissed and began to glow yellow, charging up energy. He then attempted to rush forward, but felt the pain in his leg and began to limp. Steve was merciless and cut off both Luxray's forelegs.
Luxray yelped in pain and tried to walk on his hind legs, but started to lose balance and fell on his face. Steve had his Diamond Pickaxe ready, and Luxray was crackling with electricity. Steve threw the pickaxe, and Luxray summoned a thundercloud. "LUX-!" shouted the Pokemon as the pickaxe embedded itself into his brain. However, something else also happened. A Thunderbolt descended from the cloud, and Steve stupidly looked up. "AHH-AAH-AHHHH!" he cried as the electricity hit his face and roasted his body. The two fighters were down.
A voice came from a bit above, "Oh, is that all? I expected better, more interesting fights from you. And that was not sarcasm. Then again, I guess I must be the moron for expecting anything out of you. Let's speed the process up a bit, shall we?" Everyone looked up and noticed GLaDOS. Her wiring was attached to the side of the forcefield, and an electrical energy started surging through it. Soon classical-like musical started playing, then got faster and faster until it began sounding frantic. And in this moment, the arena's true identity was revealed.
"WATCH OUT YOU IDIOTS!" shouted City Guard. Colored structures of different shapes and sizes began falling. Some were T-shaped, some were cubes, some were L-shaped, some were straight, and others were Z-shaped. Everyone scattered to avoid the Tetris Blocks, City Guard even brave enough to fire at the cube over him. Unfortunately, the block suddenly fell at a faster speed, and ultimately crushed him.
"WAH! That's-a-it. Later loses, Imma outta here! WARIO TIME!" The fat, evil plumber spawned a motorcycle out of seemingly nowhere and hopped into the seat. He stepped on the gas and began charging into the forcefield, hoping to destroy it. To no avail, however, and his motorcycle started smoking. From the sidelines two people commented. First, Mcpixel, "You're worse at dealing with exploding objects then me..." The other was trying to be helpful, "Just abandon it, the motorcycle isn't worth it man!" And it was mostly Jebediah Kerman's words that pissed Wario. "You know-a-what?" he started, "YOU'RE-A-GOIN' DOWN WITH ME!" Wario quickly turned and sped at Mcpixel and Jebediah. The motorcycle exploded and the three's warm guts flew everywhere.
"Pathetic humans, wiping each other out for their own fun. None of you deserve to live, and it's up to me to destroy you. Prepare yourselves..." said someone telepathically. Mewtwo focused his Psychic powers and formed his own pink forcefield around him. The Tetris Blocks that had yet to fallen began swirling around the room, erratically. Tens upon tens of them.
"You idiot, what do you think you're doing!? Are you really that stupid!? You know you can hurt someone, specifically me? You must be a bigger moron than I th-AUUUGHHHH!!!!" A flying T-Block represented Gotye and, quite literally, cut GLaDOS off. Her main "body" fell to the ground and she was deactivated. However, Mewtwo kept going strong. "QUAG!?" shouted Quagsire as he went flying towards somebody. That person exclaimed, "WHAT IZ ZIS!? I, DR. VILY DEMAND TO KNOW!" And that's all he could know, as the two collided, their heads being crushed by the force, and blood splattering everywhere.
Even though Mewtwo has yet to be touched, a look of excruciation overcame his face. His forceshield buzzed out, and the remaining blocks dropped, not hitting anyone surprisingly. Mewtwo grasped his head and fell over. His neck cord snapped, and an odd red fog emerged from it. A black darkness crept over to the sides of the forcefield, and soon the fog dispersed among the walls. The fog turned into different images of a spiraling, grotesque, and distorted demon fetus.
The demon, Giygas, groaned, "I... Am... Happy." The area started glowing in inverted colors and a flash overcame the arena. When it ended, Steelix had floated out of a hiding spot in the ground. Its metal melted off, and its organs exploded in a shower of blood. All that was left was his skeleton and chunks of iron ore in it. "I... Am... Happy," moaned Giygas again.
Lucius and Estacado glanced at each other in quick agreement, and began launching dark matter into Giygas. They hoped to overfeed Giygas darkness until he collapses on himself. Giygas fought back, and everytime he did, the two increased their power. The others took the time to fight each other.
"You, here!" yelled Kestrel. He shot Commander Shepard in the arm, and ran up to him. Shepard tried to kick him, but Kestrel dove to the side, and quickly got up. He grabbed Shepard and wrapped his arms around his neck. He then held a dagger to Shepard's neck. However he didn't notice the evil energy inside of Shepard's eyes, and the energy flowing in his skin. An odd pulse of energy escaped Shepard, knocking Kestrel to the ground. Sherpard stepped on Kestrel's chest and muttered, "You idiot. You obviously know nothing in the element of surprise, bitch!" Shepard plunged his hand into Kestrel's chest and literally yanked his heart out.
He found a sword in his chest, soon after, though. Then felt another katana quickly make a zigzag pattern through his body, cutting him into multiple pieces. "I hate to ruin such a badass moment buddy, but yeah..." joked Dead Pool, smiling from behind his mask. "HYAAAH!!" shouted two fighters simultaneously. Ryu and Martial Law simultaneously kicked Dead Pool's head from the side, shattering his skull. "Great moves, but, I have no other choice except to defeat you," stated Ryu. Law smiled, "Well you can try your best."
The two began to get into a fist fight. Ryu socked Law in his head, but received a kick to his unmentionables. Punch after punch, kick after kick. However, out of nowhere "HADOUKEN!" Ryu released a wave of blue energy that knocked Law flat on his back. Ryu grabbed Law's neck and twisted it. K.O!
"AAARRHGGHGH-I-I-IIIIIII... A-AM-AMMAAUAUAUAAHGHGHGHH... H-H-AAAUUUGUHGGHUHGHGHG... Happy?" Giygas reached overdrive and the darkened forcefield shattered, releasing Giygas into the air, who dissolved into nothingness.
"That was... Something," breathed Lucius. "Yeah, but no time to gloat. First..." stated Estacado. He unleashed dark tentacles from the ground that grabbed Ryu and Pierce, squeezing their bodies until their organs flew out. Butterfree was lucky enough to fly out of the range.
"Fr-e-e-e-e-e-e!" it cried. It began to fly over the two fighters, dropping spores on them, however it seemed not take effect. "Enough!" shouted Estacado. He fired off more shadowy energy that flew into Butterfree. Butterfree however seemed not to take much pain... Type match ups. "Alright, then a repeat..." muttered Estacado. He began firing more energy into Butterfree. Eventually it was too much for the butterfly Pokemon to handle and she started to literally explode. The darkness filled her belly until it expanded, and eventually bursted, only adding to the pile of already existing guts.
Estacado began to breathe heavily, using up a lot of energy since he did a lot of fighting in such little time. Lucius rolled his eyes, "Well, I guess no wasting time, huh?"
He put his hands forward and lit Estacado on fire, burning him into nothing but ashes.
"Very good, Lucius, especially for a child. I see potential for you," said Wesker, "Now just wait for your opponent to emerge victorious from the other arena before you continue."
Lucius was instantly healed and teleported. Congratulations EDX, you may have another chance!
(Next part hopefully tomorrow.)
Watch Magical Girl Raising Project. Just do it.
Ah well, at least Steelix actually managed to kill something :P
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I am PolarBore's official Assistant Mangager (again)
At least he technically didn't die right after Yoshi.Originally Posted by Lohuydahutt
Watch Magical Girl Raising Project. Just do it.
I have no idea how you managed to do all this, but it's awesome.
good job
consider the first chapter a practice one, it doesn't count and we will be starting over with just me
wat
why
Because Helio left and I don't want to have to continue off of his ch.
So he wrote that for nothing? :/
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