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    The real forum [The real slim Shady Parody]

    This thing took me time :c
    Here, have the original :
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdBfJZVR0hM

    The real forum Cleminem, the Lime Shady


    May I have your attention please?
    May I have your attention please?
    Can the real forum please show up?
    I repeat, could the real forum please show up?
    *Makers studio's forum shows up*
    We're gonna have a problem here..


    Y'all act like you never seen an insane french dude since now
    Stereotiped as hell, movin' like he had the mad cow
    Acting like a douche, with more enormity than Kim Dotcom
    Don't worry, you're not on an asylum, but just on Erboh.com

    It's the mother land of the "Ah wait, no way, you're bullshittin'
    Are you saying that the forum is not the same it has been ?"
    And Rob said... Nothing you asswipe
    Rob's busy, he's working on the website !

    Dramas here start with everything
    *Chika chika chika*
    "Oh that member, I'm sick of him
    Look at him, flying around, saying you-know-what
    Acting like you-know-who"
    "Yeah but he's a super-moderator though"

    Yeah, I'm probably disgusting all of our guests
    But no worse, than what's going under Dion's desk
    Sometimes, I just want NicePeter to see my suggestion, but can't
    Because "Pewdiepie VS Tobuscus" is the n1 top comment

    "Is that Pewdiepie ? Is that Pewdiepie ?
    Why don't you do Harlem Shake VS Psy ?"
    That's like that everywhere an it burns my eyes
    And expect them to not know who the fuck is Bill Nye
    Of course they only know that Edison lost cause he's the bad guy
    Before even watching the video
    But I'm probably just embittered ain't I ?

    "We are all the same, Nice"... Well, some people work at You-know-which Studios
    They'd cut other people like cantaloupes for some of my euros
    But if ERB is just all about rap battle, history and who won,
    Then there's no reason that a forum should be a rip off of another one
    [*HAH!*] And if you feel like I feel, I got no antidote
    The world is fucked, but keep reading that thing I just wrote


    [Chorus – (repeat 2x):]
    Cause you're on the real forum, yes on the real forum
    All of the other forums are just imitating
    So won't the other forum just shut up,
    Please shut up, please shut up ?


    Vbulletin took over the forum, and everyone looks okay with it
    Well I don't, so fuck this, and fuck that
    You think I don't give a damn about drama ?
    Half of the forum can't even stomach eachother, that crap is bad for the karma
    "But Clemi, ask yourself, what if you get involved ?"
    Well, I'd quit the shit, and problem solved
    So what, think I'll just sit on my chair and smile ?
    I don't like when peoples are awfuly hostiles, no lie
    Since the Chatbox disappeared it looks okay
    Nobody's arguing about the next battle or who's gay
    Issues should be solved with rap battles, it'd be easy
    "Yeah it's cute, but it's so nave, tee-hee !"

    I would download the audio from Itunes
    And I would say to the whole world "stay tuned"
    I'm sick of you, TuneCore, why can't you be punctual
    Because your lack of skill is now usual

    And there's a million of us just like me
    Likable lime like me, or who just give a fuck like me
    Who just got the green username, talk and act like me
    It just might be because we're all the same here but not totally me !


    [Chorus – (repeat 2x):]
    Cause you're on the real forum, yes on the real forum
    All of the other forums are just imitating
    So won't the other forum just shut up,
    Please shut up, please shut up ?


    I'm like here since 2011 so I must be a sadomasochist
    That site is more addictive than a girl's breast
    I'm supposed to rap but my lack of clarity
    Make me realise I'll never be in ERBparodies

    I just get on the mic and spit it
    Never rapped in French, I try in English and mess it
    Worse than ninety percent of you rappers out can
    Then you wonder how can I have less flow than a frying pan

    That's funny; cause I finally learnt the lessons
    Life's shorter than my dick, but it also gave me lemons
    Living each day like it was the last should be my real fate
    But I just keep replaying battles like Steve Jobs VS Bill Gates

    And everybody is a lime, even Adam's boyfriend Steve
    He could be on the comment section, whining about how bad the battle is
    Or in the random section, looking like he'll never leave
    Screaming "You are all worse than Adam VS Eve"
    With his poor grammar and his crappy sig

    And will the forum bots please shut up ?
    And put his cheap ray ban up his ass 'fore being banned by Up'
    And be proud to be outta the website for their own sanity
    And now, credits if a guy record this song on Audacity


    [Chorus – (repeat 4x):]
    Cause you're on the real forum, yes on the real forum
    All of the other forums are just imitating
    So won't the other forum just shut up,
    Please shut up, please shut up ?


    Ha ha
    Guess there's a bit of lime in all of us !
    Fuck it, let's all be happy...
    Last edited by Clemi; 03-26-2015 at 08:35 PM.

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    -inspired by tip cup comment

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    Burrought -> What ? : O

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    O wait wrong Eminem song

    shit aboart mission

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    damn son.

    Resident Skumfuk

    Spoiler: 
    Spoiler: 

    *SEXUAL TENSION*

    Spoiler: 
    Quote Originally Posted by Top-Hattington
    ...I can almost smell your acumen
    Quote Originally Posted by ERBoH
    Dion the great, the first to spoketh with peter the nice, the first to modeth globally, the first to donatith
    Quote Originally Posted by Epic Doctor X
    Dion's a true ERB gambler
    Quote Originally Posted by Epic Doctor X
    Every one on this forum has a crush on Dion. No exceptions. Why? Because you're freakin' dead if you don't have a crush on Dion.
    Quote Originally Posted by Yackerz
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
    I can never stop changing my username.
    Personally, Dion, Dion, and Dion were your best. It all went downhill when you chose Dion, though. Should've stuck with Dion.
    Quote Originally Posted by Chat Box
    Wumbo: KINGDOM HEARTS FUCKING THREE
    Dion: KINGDOM HEARTS FUCKING THREE
    Dr. Facilier: Dion you wont be in it
    Dion: Won't be in what?
    Umbreon: Kingdom Hearts 3 apparently
    Dion: I will be in Kingdom Hearts 3.
    Umbreon: Dion will be the final boss of Kingdom Hearts 3
    Quote Originally Posted by Top-Hattington
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
    Quote Originally Posted by Top-Hattington
    My mom bought new soup bowls. I'm not sure how I feel about this.
    Wear them as a bra, Top.
    I can't. They're for soup, not my luscious breasts. Plus they have handles. I can't wear a bra with handles.
    Quote Originally Posted by 0 View Post
    Dion: "Do any of you culture-less shit bags even watch anime?!"
    Quote Originally Posted by Top-Hattington
    If we were in a 1950s high school, Dion would be like the dreamy hunk and we're all just innocent poodle skirt-wearing girls harboring a deep deep love for him
    Quote Originally Posted by Lohuydahutt
    [23-07, 03:21] Lohuydahutt: * Lohuydahutt comes in at a completely random time and becomes attracted to Dion for some inexplicable reason

    It's been 30 minutes since the Kingdom Hearts 3 announcement, and my life has turned around for the better. I stopped doing hard drugs, and my grades have improved by margins. I got off the streets and got a real job. I called my mom who I haven't talked to in years and introduced her to my girlfriend I met 29 minutes ago, Emma Watson. Upon hanging up the phone, Taco Bell arrived with my delivery and the driver gave me his winning lotto ticket. Emma and I then proceeded to cuddle while watching Sword Art Online and Attack on Titan. I am typing this from my waterbed on my Yacht in the Tropics. This has been a good day... Ah, I have to go guys... Emma just fell asleep on my washboard 12pac abs that I got from doing sit ups 5 minutes ago. Don't want to disturb her. It almost feels like a scattered dream that's like a far-off memory... a far-off memory that's like a scattered dream...

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    No worse that whats going under yo desk

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clemi View Post
    No worse that whats going under yo desk
    Well aren't we peachy.

    Resident Skumfuk

    Spoiler: 
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    *SEXUAL TENSION*

    Spoiler: 
    Quote Originally Posted by Top-Hattington
    ...I can almost smell your acumen
    Quote Originally Posted by ERBoH
    Dion the great, the first to spoketh with peter the nice, the first to modeth globally, the first to donatith
    Quote Originally Posted by Epic Doctor X
    Dion's a true ERB gambler
    Quote Originally Posted by Epic Doctor X
    Every one on this forum has a crush on Dion. No exceptions. Why? Because you're freakin' dead if you don't have a crush on Dion.
    Quote Originally Posted by Yackerz
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
    I can never stop changing my username.
    Personally, Dion, Dion, and Dion were your best. It all went downhill when you chose Dion, though. Should've stuck with Dion.
    Quote Originally Posted by Chat Box
    Wumbo: KINGDOM HEARTS FUCKING THREE
    Dion: KINGDOM HEARTS FUCKING THREE
    Dr. Facilier: Dion you wont be in it
    Dion: Won't be in what?
    Umbreon: Kingdom Hearts 3 apparently
    Dion: I will be in Kingdom Hearts 3.
    Umbreon: Dion will be the final boss of Kingdom Hearts 3
    Quote Originally Posted by Top-Hattington
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
    Quote Originally Posted by Top-Hattington
    My mom bought new soup bowls. I'm not sure how I feel about this.
    Wear them as a bra, Top.
    I can't. They're for soup, not my luscious breasts. Plus they have handles. I can't wear a bra with handles.
    Quote Originally Posted by 0 View Post
    Dion: "Do any of you culture-less shit bags even watch anime?!"
    Quote Originally Posted by Top-Hattington
    If we were in a 1950s high school, Dion would be like the dreamy hunk and we're all just innocent poodle skirt-wearing girls harboring a deep deep love for him
    Quote Originally Posted by Lohuydahutt
    [23-07, 03:21] Lohuydahutt: * Lohuydahutt comes in at a completely random time and becomes attracted to Dion for some inexplicable reason

    It's been 30 minutes since the Kingdom Hearts 3 announcement, and my life has turned around for the better. I stopped doing hard drugs, and my grades have improved by margins. I got off the streets and got a real job. I called my mom who I haven't talked to in years and introduced her to my girlfriend I met 29 minutes ago, Emma Watson. Upon hanging up the phone, Taco Bell arrived with my delivery and the driver gave me his winning lotto ticket. Emma and I then proceeded to cuddle while watching Sword Art Online and Attack on Titan. I am typing this from my waterbed on my Yacht in the Tropics. This has been a good day... Ah, I have to go guys... Emma just fell asleep on my washboard 12pac abs that I got from doing sit ups 5 minutes ago. Don't want to disturb her. It almost feels like a scattered dream that's like a far-off memory... a far-off memory that's like a scattered dream...

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    Nice one xD


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    Thanks ! :3

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    never gets old
    So no one told you life was gonna be this way.

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