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Thread: Michael Jordan vs. Muhammad Ali Discussion

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    Michael Jordan vs. Muhammad Ali Discussion



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    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
    MICHAEL JORDAN!
    VS!
    MUHAMMAD ALI!
    BEGIN!

    Michael Jordan:
    Why don't you dodge this battle like you did Vietnam?
    Cause you've got as much chance of beating me as Lebron
    I'm a flying machine, like the world has never seen!
    You can fight one man? I can drive through a whole team!
    I choke a dope with his own jump rope!
    You'll get smoked when I flow, you Kentucky fried joke!
    Used to float like a butterfly, sting like a bee
    Now you double dribble balls that nobody can see!

    Muhammad Ali:
    Ooh, here comes Jordan, big tongue wobbling
    Flying through the air like a big dumb goblin
    You're the only Bull that's uglier than Rodman
    Messing with me is gambling, you got a problem!
    Your whole basketball career turned whack
    When you came back a Wizard like Gandalf the Black!
    You should have kept your ugly sneakers packed up on a shelf
    Stick to golf, you can keep the ball to yourself
    Ooh, I'm so pretty, my hands are so fast
    I'll whoop your face back to your Hitler mustache
    Now your daddy got killed and I feel for your family
    But your baseball career, now that was a tragedy!

    Michael Jordan:
    Man, you make me sick, but I'm better with the flu!
    You should let the Fresh Prince do your rapping for you (Swish!)
    I would pass the mic to Pippen but I'm not done scoring
    Stay all up in your grill like my name was George Foreman

    Muhammad Ali:
    I saw you slapping Reggie Miller, boy, what's wrong with you?
    You fight like the little girls who make your Nike shoes!
    McDonalds and underpants as corporate backers
    You stay at the Ritz cause you sold out to crackers!

    Michael Jordan:
    So Cassius wants to talk about cashing checks!
    I'll school you through your bug spray, off your Broadway play
    Over the Japanese dude sitting on your face!
    Hitting nothing but net! You ain't seen nothing yet!
    Man, you needed a movement because you're so full of shit!
    I'm a better athlete and a better MC!
    Battle me two more times, watch me get a three-peat!

    Muhammad Ali:
    Beep beep! Why don't you back up that trash!
    I'll leave you like Liston, flat on your ass!
    You need to bounce back to North Carolina, kid
    Cause your rapping sucks more than Space Jam did!

    WHO WON?
    WHO'S NEXT?
    YOU DECIDE!
    EPIC RAP! A-BATTLES OF HISTORY! EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
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    Lol Key you spoiler

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    A certain guest star has spoiled the battle agaiiiin. XP
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    Quote Originally Posted by President Sambama View Post
    I wonder if ERB gives a shit that they blatantly spoil the battle XD

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    I guess not since they did it the first time and are still back XP

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    I have a feeling this battle will suck. Really, do we REALLY need another sports battle? And MICHAEL JORDAN?! Excuse me while I go start somethin'
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    Quote Originally Posted by LAWLzoR View Post
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    I am the greatest! The champion boxer Pablo Picasso!
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