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OKAY, I DONT KNOW HOW, I AM TO STUPID TO KNOW THIS
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Dion said we can't/
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vBulletin usually works fine, but this is just stupid. Is there a way to code it into the site or something?
If I may, I would now like to take this opportunity to use my lost verses from a battle that was never made and place it into this one instead:
Kratos:
Grah! This little demigod of the sea is about to turn into mist,
His bones will become crushed when I clench them in my fist.
I survive off blood and gore, for I am the God of War!
I've slayed the Gods off their thrones and now I'm looking for more.
You're still looking up to daddy while I'm prying out his eyes,
Let's see you fufill the prophecy when all the Fates have died.
I've proven that I am greater, Aphrodite's seen my sabre,
So why don't you run along and keep playing with that satyr?
Resident Skumfuk
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