See, Hitler is best choice for my situation
See, Hitler is best choice for my situation
Spoiler:
Sanji from One Piece
Image made by Sinon
I'll be Brock from the Pokemon anime.
alright, starting later today
ANIME BATTLE ROYALE AZUMI DIAGOHHHHH!
9 random heroes and villains from the world of anime and manga offspring are all teleported to an arena
It is known as the Leaf Village Chunin Exam arena
"Welcome to our contestants" a voice yells from a speaker
"I am death, and this is where you all are tested to see if you deserve to live. If you lose, I get your soul. If you win, you get to be an honorary deathee! Good luck my friends!
"Oh how silly of me, let me introduce you all!"
"L!"
"Hitler!"
"The Afro Ninja Samurai!"
"Sora!"
"Kid Death. Good luck son!"
"Mickey Mouse!"
"Sanji!"
"Sasuke! You should be familiar with this place sonny!"
"And Brock! Good luck to all the contestants!"
"Remember, last man standing, kill or be killed!"
A large timer appeared in the sky
5
4
3
2
1
and the games begun
Hitler took out his luger and started firing at Afro Ninja (I didn't realize that this was kinda racist until coming back to it). Afro Ninja dodges some shots and blocks one with his samurai sword. He charges at Hitler reading to strike before being tripped half-assed-ly by L. Hitler crawls into the corner while L and Afro Ninja face off. Sora and Mickey Mouse, both being allies in the Kingdom Hearts universe, team up back to back in the arena. The two face Sasuke Uchiha. Sasuke charges with a kunai in hand and collides with Sora's keyblade. Mickey trips Sasuke with his foot and sends him falling. Sasuke does a back flip to slightly retreat and face his opponent. This time, Sora charges and hits Sasuke, only to have him dissapear and reappear behind him. Sora ducks as Sasuke tries to cut his throat with a kunai. Sora turns around for Mickey to find him crushes under the weight of Brock's onix.
"Super effective!" he yells
"Mickey!" Sora yells before going back to sparing Sasuke
Kid Death walks up with his two weapons, in the form of sexy teen girls currently, to Sanji.
"Prepare to lose" Kidd says confidently
"Don't start a fight you can't finish kid" Sanji says lazily back
Kidd transforms the two girls into his signature duel wield pistols and starts rapid firing at Sanji. Sanji ducks and dodges most of them while advancing towards Kidd, though he does get grazed by one bullet. Sanji runs last ditch effort and tackles kid to the ground, taking another bullet.
NEXT CH
Nice way to kill Mickey. xD
Resident Skumfuk
Spoiler:
rip in piece mickey
Apparently the crushing weight of a 200 pound rock monster is super effective against a mouse that's about as tall as a hobbit.
Who'da thought?
Image made by Sinon
Ch 2
Kidd Death has been tackled by the bleeding Sanji. He pushes him away and regains his footing vey quickly, not wishing to make anymore mistakes or dillydallying. Kidd cocks his two pistols at Sanji, who is lying on the ground propped on one elbow. "Well I guess this is it....I wonder what kinda food they have in hell" Sanji says. Kidd points the pistols at Sanji before being shot once in the leg by Hitler. "Gah!" Kidd exclaims. He turns grasping his ankle to Hitler, who looks on with wonder and fear. Kidd takes one of his pistols and shoots Hitler 4 times in the face, killing him. "God now my legs aren't symmetrical" Kidd mutters before turning back to see Sanji had gone and escaped somewhere in the arena.
Afro Ninja is engaging battle with L, and winning. L is trying to block, dodge, and duck all of his swings but has no major weapons of his own currently. L sees Sanji crawling away while Kidd was distracted by Hitler, and runs to him. He ducks behind Sanji (who looked suprised) as he was pursued by Afro Ninja.
"Pathetic yo" Afro Ninja exclaims to Sanji and L
"Hey, who you calling pathetic" they exclaim before Sanji coughs up a tiny bit of blood (he still has a couple bullet wounds you know)
They begin to fight.
Sora and Sasuke are still engaged in combat. They seem very equally matched. The battle rages on for a long time, with both getting more tired. Sasuke fires his lightning chakra powers at Sora, only to have it blocked by his keyblade. But since the keyblade is metal and the power was of electricity form, it shocks Sora and sends him flying back onto the ground. Sasuke runs up to try and finish him but is tackled out of the way by Brock's onix. "Your not getting away that easy!" Brock exclaims matter of factually.
Sasuke than engages Brock's onix in a battle while Sora tries to recover
deaths so far:
Mickey Mouse
Hitler