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    The Hunger Games

    [This is just a Trailer for what's to come, I'm just testing if people would like to read more of this]

    Today will be the 100th Reaping for the 100th Anniversary of the Hunger Games. . .

    Somewhere in District I


    " Are you kidding Dionidus? We can't survive the Hunger Games! I know you're name has been called in like only two times, but that is still a higher chance to get picked than half of the people in our district!" Angrily said by Wumbollicus.

    " Dude, Have you seen the past hunger games? like the one with Katniss whats-her-name, This will be easy, I'd be fine to be a volunteer , man." Said proudly by Dionidus

    " Fuck it man, Do what you want, I ain't going to any of that shit, You know they cancelled the Boy/Girl rule right? They can choose both girls or both male? We can be safe this year man. " Wumbollicus responded as he lifts up a sack of potatoes.


    "Well yeah? We can finally be able to help our district if we win this, I'm joining, At least try to win this for the district, Even if you're in with me or not, bro." Dion said as he as well carries a sack of potatoes.

    " You know i can't let my older brother steal all the fame, Of course, We'll be the power house of the game right?" Wumbo asked as both of them walked up to their cabin

    "I can't let you join, Wumbo, There's only ONE winner, and i can't bear to see you die, You're staying here." Dion dropped the sack and faces Wumbo.

    "Well you can't stop me from volunteering! I am going to join you, I don't care if i die, We already got nothing to lose"



    [Alright guys that was the trailer for my Hunger Games Forum Fan Fic, if you want more just you know, say it.]

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    It's been 30 minutes since the Kingdom Hearts 3 announcement, and my life has turned around for the better. I stopped doing hard drugs, and my grades have improved by margins. I got off the streets and got a real job. I called my mom who I haven't talked to in years and introduced her to my girlfriend I met 29 minutes ago, Emma Watson. Upon hanging up the phone, Taco Bell arrived with my delivery and the driver gave me his winning lotto ticket. Emma and I then proceeded to cuddle while watching Sword Art Online and Attack on Titan. I am typing this from my waterbed on my Yacht in the Tropics. This has been a good day... Ah, I have to go guys... Emma just fell asleep on my washboard 12pac abs that I got from doing sit ups 5 minutes ago. Don't want to disturb her. It almost feels like a scattered dream that's like a far-off memory... a far-off memory that's like a scattered dream...

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    Previously in the Hunger Games :


    Today will be the 100th Reaping for the 100th Anniversary of the Hunger Games. . .

    Somewhere in District I


    " Are you kidding Dionidus? We can't survive the Hunger Games! I know you're name has been called in like only two times, but that is still a higher chance to get picked than half of the people in our district!" Angrily said by Wumbollicus.

    " Dude, Have you seen the past hunger games? like the one with Katniss whats-her-name, This will be easy, I'd be fine to be a volunteer , man." Said proudly by Dionidus

    " Fuck it man, Do what you want, I ain't going to any of that shit, You know they cancelled the Boy/Girl rule right? They can choose both girls or both male? We can be safe this year man. " Wumbollicus responded as he lifts up a sack of potatoes.


    "Well yeah? We can finally be able to help our district if we win this, I'm joining, At least try to win this for the district, Even if you're in with me or not, bro." Dion said as he as well carries a sack of potatoes.

    " You know i can't let my older brother steal all the fame, Of course, We'll be the power house of the game right?" Wumbo asked as both of them walked up to their cabin

    "I can't let you join, Wumbo, There's only ONE winner, and i can't bear to see you die, You're staying here." Dion dropped the sack and faces Wumbo.

    "Well you can't stop me from volunteering! I am going to join you, I don't care if i die, We already got nothing to lose" Wumbo said with anger in his eyes



    And so we continue


    "Fine! Do what you want, I'm not Dad, I can't tell you what you can or can not do anymore, If you die out there, Don't blame it on me" Dion replied as he enters the cabin

    "Just trust me! We can win this brother! We can, We're strong enough.." Said wumbo as he enters the cabin as well.


    "You can barely cut bread straight, wumbo! How in the world do you think you can kill a person? By Throwing a rock?" Dion angrily asks

    "If that what it takes, then i'll throw rocks, logs, water, I can throw and you know that." Replied wumbo

    "Do what you want, Let's hurry up, The Reaping is starting" Dion said as he finished fixing his hair and started heading to the Reaping Stage

    "Wait for me, brother" Wumbo said as he hurriedly followed his brother

    A few hours later after the names have been put in a bowl

    "Welcome, welcome, welcome! Before we begin, we have a very special film for you, brought to you all the way from the Capitol. The time has come to select one courageous young man and woman for the honor of representing District I in the 100th annual Hunger Games!"

    The film rolls and after a few minutes it stopped and the host begins to talk again


    " I will now randomly select our tributes for this year's hunger gam-"

    "Wait! Before you even start, Me and my brother volunteer as tributes!" Wumbo shouted

    "Are you fucking stupid? I was only gonna volunteer if you were chosen!" Dion said

    "We can't back out now bro" Wumbo smirked

    "I do believe we already have two volunteers, Come here young men, Go up the stage."

    The two brothers walked up the staged and stood quietly, looking at the crowd.

    "What have urged you two to volunteer?"

    "Well, We really don't want to be arogan-" Wumbo was cut off by dion

    "He fucked up and we can't go back now." Dion said as he glares the audience

    "You were all just lucky." Dion stared at the audience quietly before looking back at the host


    "Well, May the odds be ever in your favor"

    The Audience raised their hands cliche style with the cliche finger thingy




    Somewhere in District II


    " Welcome Welcome, Today is the 100th Reaping, Please please, Line up, We will take your blood samples now."

    As every one was done giving the blood samples, They stood quietly as the host walks up to the podium

    "Good Afternoon, District Two and welcome to the 100th Reaping!"

    The Crowd was silent.

    "Well that was rude, Well, Moving on, It's time to pick the Tributes for the 100th Hunger Games! , If you may. . "

    The Host grabs a name from the bowl..

    "Uprising . . Wisconsin? May the individual come up on stage please.

    "No! No please, I don't want to die, i am too young for this, Come on man!" He panics as the guards grab him and escorts him to the stage

    "Welcome Mr. Wisconsin, Congratulations!"

    "CONGRATULATIONS!? IT'S A FREAKING BLOOD BATH AND YOU CONGRATULATE ME!?" Uprising still panicking

    The Host grabs another card from the bowl

    "Oh. . It seems that our tributes are both male this year, Please come to the stage Mr. Adonis Uchiha"

    "Oh... I guess i have no choice." Adonis said as he walks up the stage

    "Congratulations to both of you! See you in the arena"


    A few hours before the reaping of District II

    "Hey Uprising, How many times has your name in today?" Asked Adonis

    "Fifty Seven, I don't want to join the fucking Hunger Game! I'm not ready!" Uprising shouted

    "Hey , Shh , Shh, You're just gonna increase your chance if you cause a commotion man!" Adonis trying to calm his friend.

    "Yeah? Well fuck them! And i swear if i get picked, This will be all on you! I swear to God" Uprising says as he leaves the area

    "Fuck you, I hope you get chosen, Asshole." Adonis whispered to himself.

    Stay tuned because in the Next Episode :

    "WELL SCREW YOU ASS HOLE, HE VOLUNTEERS AS REPLACEMENT FOR ME"

    "We ain't gonna make it out there alive, We may be the oldest, but we for sure ain't the toughest"

    "Just believe in me, alright? We can do this."

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    Wumbo you fucked with the pooch.

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    ...I can almost smell your acumen
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    Every one on this forum has a crush on Dion. No exceptions. Why? Because you're freakin' dead if you don't have a crush on Dion.
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    I can never stop changing my username.
    Personally, Dion, Dion, and Dion were your best. It all went downhill when you chose Dion, though. Should've stuck with Dion.
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    Wumbo: KINGDOM HEARTS FUCKING THREE
    Dion: KINGDOM HEARTS FUCKING THREE
    Dr. Facilier: Dion you wont be in it
    Dion: Won't be in what?
    Umbreon: Kingdom Hearts 3 apparently
    Dion: I will be in Kingdom Hearts 3.
    Umbreon: Dion will be the final boss of Kingdom Hearts 3
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    My mom bought new soup bowls. I'm not sure how I feel about this.
    Wear them as a bra, Top.
    I can't. They're for soup, not my luscious breasts. Plus they have handles. I can't wear a bra with handles.
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    If we were in a 1950s high school, Dion would be like the dreamy hunk and we're all just innocent poodle skirt-wearing girls harboring a deep deep love for him
    Quote Originally Posted by Lohuydahutt
    [23-07, 03:21] Lohuydahutt: * Lohuydahutt comes in at a completely random time and becomes attracted to Dion for some inexplicable reason

    It's been 30 minutes since the Kingdom Hearts 3 announcement, and my life has turned around for the better. I stopped doing hard drugs, and my grades have improved by margins. I got off the streets and got a real job. I called my mom who I haven't talked to in years and introduced her to my girlfriend I met 29 minutes ago, Emma Watson. Upon hanging up the phone, Taco Bell arrived with my delivery and the driver gave me his winning lotto ticket. Emma and I then proceeded to cuddle while watching Sword Art Online and Attack on Titan. I am typing this from my waterbed on my Yacht in the Tropics. This has been a good day... Ah, I have to go guys... Emma just fell asleep on my washboard 12pac abs that I got from doing sit ups 5 minutes ago. Don't want to disturb her. It almost feels like a scattered dream that's like a far-off memory... a far-off memory that's like a scattered dream...

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    I wanna read dis.
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    Wumbo you fucked with the pooch.
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    Just not when you're around.
    Dude..

    Don't go there man..

    Sticky died when I was 7.. I forgot to feed him for like a year.

    Ever since then I cry every night and have nightmares of frogs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoraXIII View Post
    lol get fukt
    "WUMBO DON'T VOLUNTEER US"

    "NO FAK U"

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    ...I can almost smell your acumen
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    Dion the great, the first to spoketh with peter the nice, the first to modeth globally, the first to donatith
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    Dion's a true ERB gambler
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    Every one on this forum has a crush on Dion. No exceptions. Why? Because you're freakin' dead if you don't have a crush on Dion.
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    I can never stop changing my username.
    Personally, Dion, Dion, and Dion were your best. It all went downhill when you chose Dion, though. Should've stuck with Dion.
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    Wumbo: KINGDOM HEARTS FUCKING THREE
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    Dr. Facilier: Dion you wont be in it
    Dion: Won't be in what?
    Umbreon: Kingdom Hearts 3 apparently
    Dion: I will be in Kingdom Hearts 3.
    Umbreon: Dion will be the final boss of Kingdom Hearts 3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Top-Hattington
    My mom bought new soup bowls. I'm not sure how I feel about this.
    Wear them as a bra, Top.
    I can't. They're for soup, not my luscious breasts. Plus they have handles. I can't wear a bra with handles.
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    If we were in a 1950s high school, Dion would be like the dreamy hunk and we're all just innocent poodle skirt-wearing girls harboring a deep deep love for him
    Quote Originally Posted by Lohuydahutt
    [23-07, 03:21] Lohuydahutt: * Lohuydahutt comes in at a completely random time and becomes attracted to Dion for some inexplicable reason

    It's been 30 minutes since the Kingdom Hearts 3 announcement, and my life has turned around for the better. I stopped doing hard drugs, and my grades have improved by margins. I got off the streets and got a real job. I called my mom who I haven't talked to in years and introduced her to my girlfriend I met 29 minutes ago, Emma Watson. Upon hanging up the phone, Taco Bell arrived with my delivery and the driver gave me his winning lotto ticket. Emma and I then proceeded to cuddle while watching Sword Art Online and Attack on Titan. I am typing this from my waterbed on my Yacht in the Tropics. This has been a good day... Ah, I have to go guys... Emma just fell asleep on my washboard 12pac abs that I got from doing sit ups 5 minutes ago. Don't want to disturb her. It almost feels like a scattered dream that's like a far-off memory... a far-off memory that's like a scattered dream...

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