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    New York Sports vs St. Louis Sports

    So apparently, Wumbo called out both St. Louis sports teams, but also, our pizza
    While I will let the pizza slide (off my tray into the trash), I will also compare to show how St. Louis sports are infinitely better than his precious New York Sports

    BASEBALL

    St. Louis Cardinals - Oh, you know, just went to the World Series last year. Have won eleven World Series', and gone to eighteen of them. That's 11/18 fraction for winning. There current record? 97-65, they are going to the playoffs with the best record in the league.

    New York Yankees - Last went to the World Series in 2009, and no one likes that year. Have gone to the World Series 40 times, winning 27 of them. I don't know about you, but 27/40 is a much lower winning rate than 11/18. So Yankees have both won and lost more World Series'.

    But why did the Yankees make it to so many World Series' you ask?
    Doping
    Proven
    Doping

    Steroids account for no actual skill unfortunately. So while the Yankees may have won more series' in the past thanks to drugs (not cool kids), they also hold shame as well as a current record of 85 - 77, not getting them to the playoffs anytime soon.

    Oh, but we aren't done yet:
    NEW YORK METS
    POSSIBLY THHEEE WORST BASEBALL TEAM IN HISTORY
    BELONGING TO PRECIOUS NEW YORK
    Current record? 74-88
    Pretttttyy bad
    World Series? They have been to four
    and won two
    Prettttttyyy bad

    Honestly, the Yankees might have had a little advantage over the Cardinals due to their high world series wins, but considering it was due to drugs, the Cardinals are way better than them now, and the Mets seriously bring New York Down...:

    BASEBALL: EDGE - ST. LOUIS

    Now time for Basketball

    St Louis - .... doesn't have a basketball team
    big whoop! They used to, and in their short tenor before moving to their current location of Atlanta, they went to the finals over three times in those short amount of years, and were one of the best basketball teams for over a decade

    So why did they move? Because their owner, a Mr. Kerner, was bored of CONSTANTLY WINNING in the same place, so he moved it to Atlanta
    Guess where he was from? ATLANTA
    SO IF THERE WASN'T A LITTLE BULLSHIT AND SELF ABSORBSITION GOING ON, WE WOULD STILL SEE THE ST. LOUIS HAWKS TODAY SONNIE

    Again though, in that decade, that WHOLE decade, they were always one of the best teams, nearly always going to the finals and always going to their playoffs

    New York - .... The New York Knicks?

    HA, they have only won two championships

    The St. Louis Hawks won more championships in a decade then The Knicks have won in OVER FIFTY YEARS
    sad
    that's the word that comes to mind

    There current record? 9-21
    St. Louis never had a record that bad starting out in 30 games

    SADDD

    BASKETBALL: EDGE - ST. LOUIS

    Now for Hockey, this barely even needs to be discussed really

    St. Louis Blues - One of the oldest Hockey Teams, eight time division champs, Their record? 25 -7, one of the highest in the NHL today

    Now New York has two teams, both equally crappy, for both the city and state

    New York Islanders - 11-21 record currently, a terrible losing record.
    They have been division champs 6 times to the blues 8, winning two Stanley Cups in what are honestly considered some of the biggest flukes in sports history by many article makers.
    Even though they got lucky twice, they still pale in comparison to the current Blues roster

    New York Rangers- These two New York teams together couldn't beat the Blues
    18-19? Pretty meh if I may say so myself. They were conference champions once but won the Stanley Cup 4 times? That might just be because three of the times they won them, it was so long ago that their were about six teams (Blues entered the league when there was double that), and New York was unfairly balanced. They got to make the rules, deciding to use unfair drafting methods and drugs to win instead of actual hard work. Even if they won due to cheap moves in the past like the Yankees, still worse than the blues today, especially when paired with their "Islanders"

    HOCKEY: EDGE - ST. LOUIS

    and finally the big one:

    FOOTBBALLLLLLLL

    St. Louis Rams - Their current record? 7-8. One of (if not the) hardest schedules in the NFL, and they still manage to pull over an even record. They have been NFL Super Bowl Champs 3 (COUNT EM 3) times, conference champs 6 times, and division champs 16 times. A pretty solid record if I do say so myself. From 1995 - 2005 they were known worldwide as the greatest show on turf thanks to a combination of Kurt Warner, Isaac Bruce, and many other phenomenal players.

    New York - Jets, currently have a 7-8 record like the Rams so that's ok, but their schedule? Substantially easier than facing the Seahawks and 49ers twice along with numerous other top teams. Superbowls? They won one. And that was a looonnnnnggg time ago, sonnie jim. Nothing really notable about them is there?

    And now for the Giants - currently have a worse record then the Rams, making New Yorks current scores equal to or lesser then the Rams'. They won eight championships, a substantial amount until you consider 4 of those were old enough to not even be known as Super Bowl Wins, because there was what? 4 teams, with New York raining over them? Big whoop. Eli Manning sure isn't doing them any favors

    FOOTBALL: EDGE - RAMS


    OVERALL TALLIES:
    ST. LOUIS - 4/4
    NEW YORK - 0/4

    Thanks New York, we will take the tough popular sports. Have fun with Badminton and Water Polo, ok guys?

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    BUT YOU DONT SEE ME GOING AROUND BY THE NAME STICKY DO YOU?!
    But that is what we call you.

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    Dude..

    Don't go there man..

    Sticky died when I was 7.. I forgot to feed him for like a year.

    Ever since then I cry every night and have nightmares of frogs.

    He shouts "WHY DIDNT YOU LOVE ME SPARTICA???!!!!?!?!?!"

    And I cry more.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo View Post
    >Baseball
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    AS IF I COULD GIVE A SHIT
    So you don't care about you getting pwnd in every sport, you only care about the one team, which is also worse than St. Louis' team right now?
    k so I win right

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bread View Post
    So you don't care about you getting pwnd in every sport, you only care about the one team, which is also worse than St. Louis' team right now?
    k so I win right
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    Jest: 7-8

    but k
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    @ Umbreon - Thu Apr 25, 2013 3:01 pm
    @ SaneButStrange, anyone who steals coconut water: SHOT! Anyone who tries to destroy canada: SHOT! anyone who pisses off Wumbo: SHOT!
    Quote Originally Posted by DoctorZ
    Wumbo sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Wumbo roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
    Quote Originally Posted by Yackerz
    Wumbo's so good looking, his looks kill. But it's not murder... It's genocide
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    Wumbo's girlfriend lost her virginity to another man...

    He got it back.
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    Wumbo, im gonna change my name into Wumbo's Bitch if thats ok with you.
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    OMG I REMEMBER WEBKINZ.

    I HAD A FROG NAMED "STICKY"

    BUT YOU DONT SEE ME GOING AROUND BY THE NAME STICKY DO YOU?!
    But that is what we call you.

    Just not when you're around.
    Dude..

    Don't go there man..

    Sticky died when I was 7.. I forgot to feed him for like a year.

    Ever since then I cry every night and have nightmares of frogs.

    He shouts "WHY DIDNT YOU LOVE ME SPARTICA???!!!!?!?!?!"

    And I cry more.
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    Saints: 10-5

    >2nd hardest schedule in NFL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sambama
    Anyone who doesn't watch Duck Dynasty clearly isn't keeping up with the modern world!
    [9:30:38 PM] MaNCHA: Oh, Sambama
    If only there were someone out there who loved you.
    *MaNCHA removed Sambama from this conversation.*
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    Technology's pretty incredible nowadays, you can like fuck robots and shit
    Quote Originally Posted by ERBoH View Post
    All Praise Tom "The Great" Hawk, doing great things with his greatness.
    Quote Originally Posted by The Mad Hatter
    "Yo Taylor, wanna see my family TREE?"

    "You mean OUR family tree,"

    "I was talkin' 'bout my dick, yo,"

    "Oh."
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion, regarding my depiction of Mega Cocojoe
    I think my lung just collapsed again.
    Quote Originally Posted by HeroSamuel
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    "Um... I want to ask you something.." ASK ME SHAUNA ASK ME
    'Did you know that 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance?''
    Quote Originally Posted by HeroSamuel
    Quote Originally Posted by Phallicus Wumberius, rapping about The Room
    ARRRR THE ROOM'S PRODUCTION COST EARNED YOUR CONDEMNATION
    BUT I'LL SINK YOU LIKE YOUR HARSH REVIEW EVASION
    AND THROW YOU OVERBOARD LIKE THAT FILM ABOMINATION
    SO PREPARE TO LEARN THE FILM VAULT COMBINATION
    Come AAHHHHN the jhapped ur head ahf and hung it from a roap
    de ohnly lehjin jew lef wahs jur proifhwgwgrwsd on sohp
    ah meen dat rats nest beer has trap sow many crooms thees boom could git maroneed and still eet lanch for a mant
    ahm the emz assassin smack like i did naht to leesa
    rahps so lean call me the tahwer of peesa
    taik ur leel slewp jahan bay and gew hoam, tall south caroowleena blackbayered gaht wiseauned
    Quote Originally Posted by Yackerz
    Wumbo doesn't hit the Bulls-Eye. He takes the whole animal down.
    Quote Originally Posted by Umbreon
    @ Umbreon - Thu Apr 25, 2013 3:01 pm
    @ SaneButStrange, anyone who steals coconut water: SHOT! Anyone who tries to destroy canada: SHOT! anyone who pisses off Wumbo: SHOT!
    Quote Originally Posted by DoctorZ
    Wumbo sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Wumbo roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
    Quote Originally Posted by Yackerz
    Wumbo's so good looking, his looks kill. But it's not murder... It's genocide
    Quote Originally Posted by SuperRapz
    Wumbo's girlfriend lost her virginity to another man...

    He got it back.
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo's Bitch
    @ Wumbo's Bitch - Mon Apr 29, 2013 9:59 pm
    Wumbo, im gonna change my name into Wumbo's Bitch if thats ok with you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Spartica4Real
    I LIKE IT FOR THE SEXY MEN
    Quote Originally Posted by Spartica4Real
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    Quote Originally Posted by Spartica4Real
    OMG I REMEMBER WEBKINZ.

    I HAD A FROG NAMED "STICKY"

    BUT YOU DONT SEE ME GOING AROUND BY THE NAME STICKY DO YOU?!
    But that is what we call you.

    Just not when you're around.
    Dude..

    Don't go there man..

    Sticky died when I was 7.. I forgot to feed him for like a year.

    Ever since then I cry every night and have nightmares of frogs.

    He shouts "WHY DIDNT YOU LOVE ME SPARTICA???!!!!?!?!?!"

    And I cry more.
    Quote Originally Posted by BobbyBobber
    "Nigga want a verse from me, it's gon' cost a CHICKEN!"
    Quote Originally Posted by Cogs
    Lol, if the bible was fanfiction, Jesus is one Mary Sue.
    Quote Originally Posted by HipsterSamuel
    itís my experience that usually when you kill people, it shuts them up

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    HOW ABOUT WISCONSIN EH

    Football:
    The Packers have more championship wins than any other team ever. Better than everyone else.

    Basketball:
    The Bucks are a turd bucket of a team that nobody expects to do anything since they SUCK.

    Baseball:
    The Brewers are bad, but that's because they have basically no money and can't afford any good players. Plus Ryan Braun was a waste of money.

    Hockey:
    The coldest state in America doesn't have a hockey team. LOGIC

    Luckily for all the other sports the Packers are good enough to cover for all of them.

    Wisconsin: 100000000/4
    Other places: 1/4 because Yankees.

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