Pokemon Rap Battles of History

[Katz]

I've finally decided after consideration that I want this to be a thing. I know Zoroark also has a series like this, but I'm gonna keep these battles different. I haven't seen ALL of his battles so I don't know every matchup he has/had but I will use my knowledge of them to make unique battles.

STORM 1 HINTS

4. I can't bare the adorableness!
5. Male and Female farm folk.
6. The same? Sort of... Ok really.

STORM 2 HINTS

1. This battle might as well have every pokemon in it!
2. Pikachu? You in there?

[Katz]

POKEMON RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!
Unknown
vs.
Sigilyph

Sigilyph:

Let's go, old man, I'm just in my prime.
You're actually a Pokemon? A virtual crime!
You think you're really tough, but you have no hidden powers
except for hiding in all of the series' abandonded towers

Unknown:

I'm an unknown force, who always has a different face.
Why do you act so cool? You look like me in a vase!
I have super secret legends with our god, Arceus.
If you think you have real cool stuff, we'll see how your next verse is.

Sigilyph:

Hah! Legends? Let me give you the scoop,
No one wants to battle a piece of alphabet soup!
So before you want to step to this beast of the fifth,
you need to realize, Arceus is just a myth!

Unknown:

Come on, I have more to me than my basic shape
There is an amazing soul in me just waiting to escape.
A beast? I don't think that's true to common people,
you're not a beast if your game gets a direct sequel

Sigilyph:

Piss off, I haven't seen you since elementary school,
That's probably where you were made because they thought you looked cool.
It's amazing if my game already gets another,
I'm sorry but you lost, 2nd gen brother!

Unknown

The only thing that's lost is your peanut brain,
which is clearly the case of why you're insane.
Now it's time for the final revelation,
No one wants to even USE something from YOUR generation!

WHO WON?
WHO'S COOLER?
YOU DECIDE!

POKEMON- Seriously, no one else thinks he looks like Alphabet Soup? -RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

[Lancer]

*Unown

[ZoroarkPKMN]

Dammit, you did Unown vs Sigilyph…*sigh*...

[Katz]

POKEMON
*Wild Battle Music*
STOP APPEARING!
RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
Geodude
vs.
Zubat!!!!
*Wild Zubat appeared*
GOD DAMMIT, JUST DO THE BATTLE!

Geodude:

What's up dude? Are you jealous of my fame?
Sure I appear a lot, but people don't curse my name!
I'll go full blow and Rock Throw you to the Nurse.
OH wait, no one has you. You're just a curse!

Zubat:

Ha! How bout' you make like the bass and treble?!
Sure I have no eyes, but I ain't scared of a pebble!
I'm actually quite popular, but you don't have that unraveled.
When you evolve you turn into a turd considered gravel!

What? Geodude is evolving!
...
Congrats! Your Geodude evolved into Graveler.

Graveler:

I got four arms, bitch you'll know harm
I'll crush ya', better sound the alarms!
Seriously Nintendo, what were you thinking guys?
The only thing that happens when you evolve is gaining eyes!

What? Your Zubat is evolving!
...
Congrats! Your Zubat evolved into Golbat.

Golbat

Groarg!!! I only have one Gol! (No not goal, it's supposed to be a name pun)
To knock out Nintendo's version of a troll!
My rhymes are hard and dark, call them coal. YUM!
Your final evolution isn't original, REALLY? Golem?

What? Your Graveler is evolving!
...
Congrats! Your Graveler evolved into Golem!

Golem:

I am the embodiment of everything you'll hate!
I deserve a mega evo, but that'll be a debate.
I'll swoosh you around like a door that revolves!
Your final evolution makes you look like you DEvolve!

What? Your Golbat is evolving!
...
Congrats! Your Golbat evolved into Crobat!

Crobat:

I come from happiness, I doubt anyone's is what you'll ever take!
You think your typing's solid? Hitmonlee used Brick Break!
I'm a bro of the second gen, you'll only get older.
The News came, 'Bad ass bat destroys a Brain-dead Boulder'!

Who Won?
Who's Cooler?
You Decide!

POOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEE *Wild Zubat appeared!* POOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEE *Wild Geodude appeared* POOOOOOOOKKKKKKEEEEEEEMON RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

[ZoroarkPKMN]

Golem won.

[Katz]

Golem won.

Thanks for bumping this! I'll get to work on the next battle.

HINT *for everyone besides Zoroark, because he knows my battles and I know his*: Oh lord, this battle will seem like a relic once the season ends! This will be the next battle, no other ones will randomly pop up.

[Katz]

Brendan surfs around on his Swampert for a while, then he finds a Wailord. He puts it in his party than dives down into the ocean and looks around. Finally he spots the brown fishy, Relicanth. He throws an ultra ball at it and catches it.
Weeks later, he finds a big a cave with braile in it, but because of his two new party members, a sudden earthquake happens. He later surfs and finds a cave that randomly popped up. There is a letter on it saying,
The desert is where I will be going, don't find me!
Signed,
Regice
POKEMON RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!
Regice!
In the desert, Brendan finds ANOTHER cave. This time he sees a big frozen beast holding a microphone in front of a big beast made out of rocks.
VS.
REGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIROCK!
Begin

Regice:

Oh this funny, you didn't wan't to leave your trashy home
so you wouldn't have to face rhymes colder than Nome! *Note: Nome is one of the coldest towns in Alaska
Well it doesn't work that way, Regice will always win,
People decided I won before you had a chance to be-gin!

Regirock:

It disgusts me that we have similar names, but this truck needs towin'
Away from my sacred desert, hell even away from Hoenn!
I throw jagged hardened rocks that crush stupid little ice cubes,
I went to a convention where everybody used you, it was called 'DAY OF NOOBS'

Regice:

HA! Jagged isn't the word that describes you right,
May be ragged and dented would give my ears less plight.
I need to go on and imply that you have no chance of survival,
no Nurse Joy, hyper potions, or a Max Revival, so say good night Mr. Rival

Regirock:

This is my Ancient Power kicking in to crush this little fiend,
I saw more menacing ice come out of a vending machine!
I can't be revived? Well you'll never be healed!
Because your -1 hp is what I'm going to steal!

Registeel:

Did somebody stay steel? I just had to join this
battle of two losers who don't know how to dis
I want to rain on your parades, but I fear that I'd rust
You two are just the after affect of an accidental Pelvic Thrust!

Regice:

Oh yeah w-

Registeel:

No one interupts the King while he's killing a verse
I would keep rapping for nights, but I want to keep it terse!
I'll go down in history, you'll go down forgotten,
because I'm truly amazing, you two are truly rotten!

Regigigas:

You may be the king, or even the God!
But I'm the Lord of all Regis, just incase you forgot!
You could awaken my true power, but you'd never survive
the cave I slumber in, yup! You'd have no chance to stay alive!
Incase you didn't know, Gen three is before Gen four!
One more number means I just killed it, MORE!

Who Won?
Who's Cooler?
You Decide!

POKEMON! -HOW THE LIVING FUCK DO YOU CATCH A RELICANTH?- RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

[Milotic]

So far I've read the first two. They look quite good. I like your rhymes. Some of the lines don't make sense, but that's not a giant issue.

[Katz]

So far I've read the first two. They look quite good. I like your rhymes. Some of the lines don't make sense, but that's not a giant issue.

Thanks!

Hint for Battle 4: T******S* vs. ***C***