Video Game Battle Royale version ... X?

[Lohuydahutt]

Isn't he already a corpse anyway

FUCKING ZOMBIE LOGIC! A corpse is dead and I mean DEAD... DEAD. As in... not undead =P

[Lohuydahutt]

CHAPTER SEVEN

King Hippo hid behind statues, bushes, and fountains. King Hippo attempted every single trick a stealth game had to get past the battle of gods in the courtyard. Considering King Hippo’s build it wasn’t exactly ideal. Dante noticed King Hippo and was preparing to rush towards him. This resulted in Dante getting his face planted into the ground via Hades. Hades smirked, looked around, and saw King Hippo. Amaterasu unleashed some fire upon Hades. Amaterasu noticed King Hippo, she ignored him and continued to assault Hades. This is really the only reason King Hippo’s genius strategy worked. When King Hippo finally got to where the bridge was, he found himself in quite the predicament. The bridge was fucking gone and King Hippo could barely swim… barely. He went for it.

Meanwhile inside… Mega Man did not really know what to do. He was definitely shaken by SCP-106 and wondered what other terrors lied within. We all know this decision making drill but long story short Merga Man ventured inside. Unfortunately, right around the corridor was Hecarim’s “alliance” 2.0. Mega Man froze in place once he saw the two. Fighting a mini-boss and a robot master at the same time? THAT’S NO FAIR! Damn you Unicorn Man! Thought Mega Man. All Hecarim saw was a little boy in his underwear so he smirked. “K Rool, how about you show me what you got?” Hecarim said. K Rool reluctantly approached Mega Man. K Rool’s application to the SSB tournament was still pending but he was already well aware of many of the upcoming fighters. K Rool approached with caution, blunderbuss in hand. Mega Man watched as a large spiky iron ball flew at him at an extremely awkward rate… Mega Man easily jumped over it. K Rool shot again and the same thing happened. Using his blunderbuss to propel himself he rushed towards Mega Man. Mega Man looked through his arsenal and decided he might as well try out his new move. What would’ve been an awesome tackle to the ground for K Rool instead resulted in him yelling out like a little bitch. K Rool found himself on the ground and Mega Man lightly jumped onto him. Melting through his Alligator/Crocodile skin was one thing, but melting through his gold plated stomach? WHAT? Unicorn Man, I mean- HECARIM was simply facepalming himself and proceeded to enter the battle. Mega Man got off K Rool and backed away. Hecarim continued to advance.

Meanwhile King K Rool crawled outside, still in pain. He did not realize the bridge was gone and fell into the water. He met up with King Hippo again. “Umm… Hi.” Said King K Rool once he recognized his ex-Ally. They rebuilt their alliance immediately… Unfortunately, they were in the water and neither were particularly adept at swimming. They swam towards one of the statues in the water and just held onto that, waiting everything out.

Wait… Isn’t there like a battle of the gods or some shit like that? Pssh who cares? Oh wait. OK so Hades is like shooting lasers and punching shit and everyone else is doing the same shit AND THEY’RE FIGHTING N STUFF. They’ve been going at it for a while and Dante seems to be the first one to start getting a bit tired. Maybe getting your head stomped into the pavement 50 times isn’t healthy for your brain? … Nahhhhh. So Dante gets up for exactly the sixty-ninth time (Spheal chucked to himself.) He watches as Hades tries to smack up Amatu Picasso. Because my writing creativity has drained out they decided to have a rap battle.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYY
AMATU PICASSO
VS
HADES
BEGIN
Amatu:
I am the greatest! The modern art Muhammad Ali
I slash faces! Call me slashy mcgee
*shot*

Hades didn’t even rap but he decided he was clearly the winner of that rap battle. Now that he is covered with a shit load of bitches to steal souls from he decides to look elsewhere for mindless violence. Hades saw two fats dudes and swooped down. Dante tried to attack him from behind but instead found himself comically thrown to the side… Into the force field. “So what are your names little mortals?” Hades said in a mocking tone. “King K Rool mofo” King K Rool said. “GRARP” said the King of Hippos. “Well King K Rool, I make you look like King N Ice. As for you ‘Grarp’ I’ll uhh… Kick your parp!” Hades said in reply (he’s one clever mofo.) King K Rool coincidentally found a burn heal on the ground, he used it to heal his burns which he OBVIOUSLY got from getting his skin melted by Mega Man... RIGHT GUYS? Oh wait he’s in the water… I wonder what else is in the water? Oh shi-

A large beast started to emerge as everyone in the courtyard looked on. Hades saw as abnormally large fins started to emerge from the water. Not long after, the head of the beast came out, and holding on to the large black horn was a small crab. Hades clenched his fists prepared for another interesting battle. Amaterasu and Dante were on standby, waiting to see if they would have to get involved. Then, the beast lunged out at Hades with its jaws outstretched.

OH LOOK A CLIFF HANGER!

See what happens in Part 8 or whatever.

[Dr. Stein]

FINALLY! IT'S FINALLY HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE!
*cries tears of joy*

[BrineBlade]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!

[Dr. Stein]

Whensa next Chaptah?

[Uprising]

The Saga of the Mudcrab has yet to be completed.

[Lohuydahutt]

The Saga of the Mudcrab has yet to be completed.

Yeah... I've just had a little too much school work recently. I might try to update again this weekend =P

[BrineBlade]

I know how you feel Lohuydahutt

[Lohuydahutt]

CHAPTER EIGHT

Hades caught the beast by holding back its jaws with his hands in a not particularly original scene. Hades chuckled and threw the beast at the force field… Hades was off put when it managed to maintain control of its flight before its impact with the field. Regardless, as the beast started flying right back towards him Hades noticed a small crab that was now on the ground. The crab was upside down after falling from the Mega Gyarados (NOW WE KNOW) and was struggling to get back upright. Hades chuckled and prepared to stomp it with the force of a thousand souls (or whatever the fuck Hades does) but Hades’s need to kill Mudcrab in a dramatic fashion was his downfall. In a very dramatic scene Dante pushed Mudcrab out of the way and took the stomp to himself… and then Hades ripped a hole through his god damn stomach with the sheer power of his foot. Imagine Ganondorf’s down B minus the suck.

Dante was bleeding now so Amaterasu decided to get involved. Well, she would have if ze beast didn’t come crashing down on them. So what did this result in? Well Dante found a fucking tail to the face while he was still down, Hades was pushed back a little bit, and Mudcrab got back on gyarados. They retreated back into the water for a little bit. Hades then looked down at Dante.
“Well I might as well get this little pest out while I can.” Said the inexplicably undaunted Hades.
A cannon fired.
EIGTH DEATH
Dante-Aphrodite. Well Hades didn’t need you anymore for force field breaking duties so why the fuck else would you still be in the game?

“Only seven of you left! Congratulations you’re slightly more than half way through!” Said the spheal who didn’t seem to care about the Gyaradocalypse occurring on stage.

I was going to use the cannon fired as a segway to Mega Man’s fight but someone actually died. Regardless, it may not have looked like a conventional stage, but the robot master boss fight was here. Unicorn Man charged and Mega Man shot his mega buster once before jumping over. Unicorn Man charged at Mega Man again and Mega Man did the same god damn thing. Unicorn Man was eventually sent down to half health before Mega Man took a dash for the stairs. Hecarim tried to follow but instead found the staircase that wasn’t broken.
“Fucking stairs” said Hecarim. He realized that demolishing them wasn’t really going to do him any favors. Hecarim was at the cross roads for a second time (except this is probably around his ninth.)

Since the two kings (and if you like to talk for hours, just go ahead now) didn’t really feel like getting eaten by Mr. Water Dragon Thing they decided to test out their luck inside. In spite of the large challenge that was actually getting back inside… They got back inside. Hecarim was occupied with the stairs so there were no worries there.

Hades looked down on the recently deceased Dante and then at the wolf/fox/god/IDGAF Amaterasu. His fists were clenched, his grin was wide, and then he got attacked from behind by a giant dragon monster thing. WELL SO MUCH FOR THAT INTERESTING BATTLE!

Mudcrab had enough excitement for one day. He found some mud and burrowed in. Meanwhile the other pond critters were having a meeting as they tried to troubleshoot about what to do. Maybe if they used the power of magic, teamwork, love, power, plot shielding, contrived plot points, unrealistic results, friendship, and love… They could defeat Hades. It MIGHT just work!

TUNE IN FOR PART 9 where… IDK you tell me.

[BrineBlade]

Oh please, those freaking water creatures are- hey dragon thing? Can you drop me so I can kill just you?