CHAPTER SIX
Hecarim tried to get up to his feet but King K Rool kicked him down again. Hecarim didn’t actually see that K Rool was the one kicking him down. He immediately associated the laughter as the stairs mocking him for *some* reason. Hecarim got up quickly this time, K Rool was nervous now that Hecarim was ready to fight back but it was not K Rool who was on the receiving end of the onslaught of shadows. Afterwards, the staircase was demolished, just… Rubble. Hecarim chuckled to himself triumphantly; he defeated the stairs once and for all. K Rool was smart enough to avoid fights he thought he had a low chance of winning so he just started to slowly back away. Hecarim quickly turned towards K Rool causing the king to flinch. Hecarim said, “Hey, want to be my MINION?” “You mean an alliance?” replied K Rool. “Sure whatever.” Hecarim replied.
A cannon fired.
SEVENTH DEATH
SCP-106-Kubby. See the light man, see the light.
Mega Man was shooting out his full arsenal at SPC-106 as it slowly walked towards him. Luckily for Mega Man, the flash stopper was the seventh weapon he selected. The light became too much for SCP and he just needed that extra push to drop out. After it was over, SCP-106 was no more then a pile of goo. Mega Man got the ability “Acid Armor”. Mega Man was interested to try it out.
Hades tried to find out how he was frozen for a short time. Dante simply seized Hades distraction as a chance to land another clean hit on him. Hades was getting annoyed with Dante as his blows were may more successful then they should’ve been at this rate. Hades grabbed Dante again and sooner then Dante could really make any definite move he found himself breaking through the balcony... and then the bridge.
EIGHT DEATH
Balcony-ParfumPalace. Hades insurance is a must as well
NINTH DEATH
Bridge-ParfumPalace. Well anybody who wants to go outside will have to swim now XD
TENTH DEATH
Corphish-WhosYoCrawDaddy. NUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
This was the closest to death Mudcrab ever found himself. The corphish was unsurprisingly, killed by the excess load of rubble. In a very dramatic scene the corphish handed the stone to the mudcrab. The corphish saw the mudcrab as the only possible savior of the palace, the mudcrab saw a shiny stone. Either way the intended target corphish was shooting for was not far away.
Amaterasu saw Dante struggle to get up. Amaterasu thought of getting more actively involved. Hades looked down, oh look a bomb… Oh wait, a bomb. This said bomb exploded and was powerful enough to send Hades into the air. Oh look, Hades is in the air. Maybe he preferred the air, did Amaterasu just give Hades a new ability? LEVITATE? Oh wait he already was able to do that… Hm. Then again there are plenty of clearly levitating pokemon that don’t get it... ISN’T THAT RIGHT MAGNEZONE?
In a twist of events a magnezone randomly started attacking everything… and then Hades exploded it… R.I.P magnezone. You didn’t need to get in the zone you needed to get the fuck OUT.
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Actually even though that tidbit was COMPLETELY inconsequential that didn’t actually happen =P
So Hades finds himself in an annoying position in the battle. If he attacks Amaterasu, Dante attacks and vice-versa. So Hades has trouble specifically targeting one of them even though that’s the best way for him to do actual damage. Hades thought to himself. Do an attack that CLEARLY seems to be directed at both of his enemies and then target one? Worth a shot. Shortly thereafter Dante found himself on the ground getting power stomped multiple times because I’m too lazy to differentiate Hades from Brawl Ganondorf’s fighting style. Dante has endurance though, enough to make Timmy the Cruel look soft. “For a dark underlord…” Dante spat something out and then continued, “You hit like you’re wearing boxing gloves made out of pillows.”
“Pillow lava maybe” replied the undaunted Hades. He then punched Dante in the face because, why not?
King Hippo was in a tight spot. He wanted to go inside but the lord of the underworld, a magic artist, and a demon slayer were in the way. King Hippo laid down low and started to crawl. Maybe they wouldn’t notice.
It is worth noting that when Mega Man used flash stopper Hecarim was immediately frozen in place because he was in the form of a robot unicorn reaper thing. K Rool stared at Hecarim and wondered if he should just kill him on the spot. Hecarim started moving just when K Rool decided to go for it though.
... I'll just end right there =P
Next time it'll be Chapter Seven and you guys will find out who goes to heaven
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