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    Epic Dis Raps of History

    Choose a person from history.

    Wait 3 to 6 weeks for shipping*jk*

    And watch me dis them into oblivion.

    For example

    Quote Originally Posted by Nicepeter
    Dis Albert Einstein!
    I'm on it!
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    Finds a box in the attic. It's full of family treasures, then a piece of paper catches my eye.
    What's this?
    Spoiler: 

    Quote Originally Posted by Nicepeter
    Dis Albert Einstein!

    BRAINPOWERED, FLUFFY HAIRED, PRICKS!
    RRRRRR

    *Catchy yet truthful dis rap*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicepeter
    WOW! Thanks! That was epic!
    No problem home dog!

    SO SUGGEST ANYONE THAT MADE A SIGNIFICANT IMPACT ON HISTORY IN SOME WAY OR ANOTHER, AND WATCH ME RIP THEM OPEN!
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    Here's some douche you could diss, he's called Jesus Christ and he's a huge jerk, thinking he's the son of god and shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clemi View Post
    Here's some douche you could diss, he's called Jesus Christ and he's a huge jerk, thinking he's the son of god and shit
    no...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smiling Titan View Post
    no...
    Damnit son

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    Kanye West, since he never got dissed in the battle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Polar View Post
    Kanye West, since he never got dissed in the battle.
    "SO SUGGEST ANYONE THAT MADE A SIGNIFICANT IMPACT ON HISTORY IN SOME WAY OR ANOTHER"
    I'm not sure about this

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    One day I'm in my house, eating chips. After four chips, I feel something smooth. I pull it out and see and envelope.
    Huh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Polar View Post
    Kanye West, since he never got dissed in the battle.

    EGO MANIAC, GRAMMY RUINING, HUMAN GARBAGE!

    Smiling Titan here, to make sure this punk's life fades!
    After this dis he'll want to hang up his shutter shades!
    He's the kind of douche I want to point out and kick,
    Then cut his "dick" off like he cut off Taylor Swift!
    I just want to fill some super rash car crashin' action,
    it doesn't help his case that he's gonna marry a Kardashian!
    He might think this is uncalled for, but Titans never rest!
    I'll beat him so bad, that he'll have to move somewhere in the North West!
    Dissing this prick has been so easy,
    I just wanted to mention that to you Yeezy!
    BUT FOR THIS ONE LAST COMBO I'M GONNA GO ALL CAPS
    NOT POLAR CAPS, TO THIS PUNK WHO 'RAPS', WHO NAMED HIS KID AFTER A MAP!
    After a year, tell me if you found someone slicker to right a sicker rhyme,
    I'll let you finish, BUT YOU'RE ONE OF THE BIGGEST DOUCHE BAGS OF ALL TIME!
    OF ALL TIME!
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    Well you should diss Kim Dotcom, the former Megaupload owner then

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    I say the entire Kim family (Kim Il-Sung, Kim Jong-Il, Kim Jong-Un) should get dissed
    Spoiler: 

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    Diss that Yankee rebel scum George Washington, would ya?
    But,░in░truth,░I░have░wept░too░much!░Dawns░are░hea rtbreaking.
    Ξvery░moon░is░atrocious░and░every░sun░bitter. (ュ だ  どいロリラ威萎虞う ャイ意営縁ぇヵ)

    Quote Originally Posted by Juiz
    moon you're hurting me in ways you'll never even know. lets do that suicide, buddy.

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