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    Ultimate Bandown (parody of Ultimate Showdown)

    Original https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WgT9gy4zQA


    Old Helioptile was searching around
    ERBoh forums like a big playground
    when suddenly Dion burst from Quebec
    To try and make Helio do buttsex
    Helio got pissed and hit this sex offender
    But he got quickly interrupted by Bender
    who proceeded to open up a bag of F.U.
    Then out of nowhere came Clemi H.W.
    and he started bitch slapping Bender, who cussed
    Then those two both got flattened by Dion in his Prius
    But before he could drive back to Canada
    From the mod tower came President Sambama
    he took a nerf gun out his ass
    blew Dion away with a "ratatatass"
    But he ran out of darts and went offline
    because Keyblade Master came to kick some behind

    THIS IS THE ULTIMATE BANDOWN, OF FORUM-ISTERY
    ADMINS, MODS, AND REGULAR USERS, AS FAR AS I CAN SEE
    AND ONLY ONE WON'T GET BANNED, I WONDER WHO IT COULD BE
    THIS IS THE ULTIMATE BANDOWN. OF FORUM-ISTERY

    Helio beat away the Key Blade Maser
    like Tiger Woods beat the Masters
    Then Bender came back, covered in Din's prius' tracks
    But Lohuyd jumped out and landed on his nutsack
    and Dion was injured and trying to recover
    When Sambama came back online with more power
    But something smacked him in his face and he fell
    YellowNerd took him out with his hentai tentacles
    then he saw Heliopitle sneak up from the back
    and he reached for his now missing c4 pack
    Din had stole it, and set off in Lloyd's face
    But Lloyd just threw it into an orphanage with grace
    then LLoyd jumped in the air and did some cool flips
    While President Sambama tried to rocket jet
    onto Keyblade Master, but they collided in the air
    and they were both killed by Lawlzor's stare

    THIS IS THE ULTIMATE BANDOWN, OF FORUM-ISTERY
    ADMINS, MODS, AND REGULAR USERS, AS FAR AS I CAN SEE
    AND ONLY ONE WON'T GET BANNED, I WONDER WHO IT COULD BE
    THIS IS THE ULTIMATE BANDOWN. OF FORUM-ISTERY

    angels sang out, with gleeful sobs
    as up from the nethers, came our leader Rob
    who delivered a ban, with the power of words
    into the user, called YellowNerd
    who fell off of his chair, crying and loathin'
    as Dion changed back, into 47 Ronin
    but Rob saw through his shitty disguise
    and he banned Dion's ass, and ate victory pie


    But then T0m the Green and Tom the grey
    and the God of Bronies, and Adonis/sasuke
    and Hanako/Izayio, and Kubby
    Dr. Ninja,
    Breesus
    Joan of Arcadia
    Gorilla
    Polar
    Zoroark
    WWEFan and Ranger
    Armored Titan and Smiling Titan
    Bobby, Say Sky, Hench guy, and Umbreon

    all came out of nowhere really quick
    they kicked Rob in his ban-hammer dick
    in the worst forum war I ever saw
    Uprising even got kicked in the balls

    The fight went on for a pretty long time
    Many forumers got banned, including all lovers of lime
    but the champion stood, as the final new admin
    His name was VinnieyouknowhoIam

    THIS IS THE ULTIMATE BANDOWN, OF FORUM-ISTERY
    ADMINS, MODS, AND REGULAR USERS, AS FAR AS I CAN SEE
    AND ONLY ONE WON'T GET BANNED, I WONDER WHO IT COULD BE
    THIS IS THE ULTIMATE BANDOWN.

    *Vinnie bans himself*

    OF FORUM-ISTERY

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