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Thread: Epic Rap Battles of Anime #6: Eren Jaeger vs. Edward Elric

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    Epic Rap Battles of Anime #6: Eren Jaeger vs. Edward Elric



    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ANIME!!

    EREN JAEGER!!

    VS!!

    EDWARD ELRIIIIIIIIC!!


    BEGIN!

    Edward Elric:

    Time to wreak Havoc on this trigger-happy twit!
    Considering your skills, I can defeat you before you even have time to shift.
    Use your little zipline to get out before you get hurt; you don't have a prayer.
    Of course, that's assuming you don't get your legs chomped on the way there.
    You're messed up, Eren, and that's even before your mom became dinner.
    Whoops, sorry, I forgot that titans are your trigger!
    You've got too much of a Lust for battle; you're just a Glutton for punishment.
    I don't Envy you, Jaeger, you're just a sacrificial runt!


    Eren Jaeger:

    On this day, Edward will receive a grim reminder;
    that his shrimp ass can't step to Eren Jaeger!
    My rhymes are stronger than a Titan; with better flow than Jean!
    I'll dispose of this beast; a mere machine that resembles a human.
    Just trust me, it'll cost you an arm and a leg if you want a real fight.
    You tried to revive the dead? Yeesh, even compared to Connie, you're not very bright.
    I'm going to crush this Lolipop Guild Reject!
    By the end of this battle, this Elric will end up Elwrecked.


    Edward Elric:

    I've got a Brotherhood of alchemists with me; you don't have a chance.
    You need to chill the hell out; your Wrath is getting out of hand.
    You have a dream, eh? You're no MLK, and it's clear you won't get far.
    I'll make sure to clip your Wings of Freedom, like the pigeon that you are!


    Eren:

    Pah, a normal titan could come up with a better verse!
    I'll kill you to shut you up; I hope you're prepared for the worst!




    Rargh! I'll crush this puny alchemist!
    You punk! I just need to step on you to crush you into dust!
    Go crying to daddy about this beating, if you can find him!
    Just like when you were stuck in Nazi Germany, your future is looking grim!


    WHO WON!?

    WHO'S NEXT!?

    YOU-


    TITAAAAAAAAAN!



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    Reference Guide:
    Spoiler: 
    Edward Elric:

    Time to wreak Havoc on this trigger-happy twit!
    Jean Havoc is a character in Full Metal Alchemist. Eren is also...very bloodthirsty when it comes to titans.
    Considering your skills, I can defeat you before you even have time to shift.
    Eren isn't the best soldier in the 104th Trainee Corps, especially compared to Mikasa.
    Use your little zipline to get out before you get hurt; you don't have a prayer.
    Reference to the 3D-Gear, which allows them to move around the battlefield, and allows to more easily kill titans. Otherwise, a basic line.
    Of course, that's assuming you don't get your legs chomped on the way there.
    During Eren's first actual battle, he ended up getting his leg bitten off by a titan.
    You're messed up, Eren, and that's even before your mom became dinner.
    Eren murdered two people that kidnapped Mikasa before the series started; in a fairly creepy manner I might add. Also, Eren's mother was eaten by a titan in the beginning of the series.
    Whoops, sorry, I forgot that titans are your trigger!
    Reference to TFS' Attack on Titan Abridged. During one scene, Eren yells out at Jean "TITANS ARE MY TRIGGER!".
    You've got too much of a Lust for battle; you're just a Glutton for punishment.
    Lust and Gluttony are both Homunculus in the FMA series, and some of the main villains.
    I don't Envy you, Jaeger, you're just a sacrificial runt!
    Envy is another Homunculus. Also, the soldiers in Survey Corps aren't there to defeat the titans, but rather gather information about the titans and progress humanity a little bit.

    Eren Jaeger:

    On this day, Edward will receive a grim reminder;
    A re-work of one of Eren's quotes "On that day, humanity received a grim reminder."
    that his shrimp ass can't step to Eren Jaeger!
    Being called any variation of "short" is a bit of a rage button for Edward.
    My rhymes are stronger than a Titan; with better flow than Jean!
    Titans are nigh invulnerable if you don't strike a specific spot. Jean (in the AoT) is a master of the 3D-Gear, allowing him to maneuver or "flow" around the battlefield. Provided he has enough fuel, of course.
    I'll dispose of this beast; a mere machine that resembles a human.
    [b]Another re-work of Eren's quote. Granted, this is paraphrasing, but "I disposed of a few beasts. Mere animals that resemble humans."
    Just trust me, it'll cost you an arm and a leg if you want a real fight.
    Edward lost his arm and leg while trying to revive his dead mother using alchemy.
    You tried to revive the dead? Yeesh, even compared to Connie, you're not very bright.
    As said above. Also, Connie is very obtuse.
    I'm going to crush this Lolipop Guild Reject!
    Eren is calling Edward short again.
    By the end of this battle, this Elric will end up Elwrecked.
    Joke on Ed's last name.

    Edward Elric:

    I've got a Brotherhood of alchemists with me; you don't have a chance.
    Brotherhood is the subtitle for the second anime based on FMA.
    You need to chill the hell out; your Wrath is getting out of hand.
    Wrath is another homunculus. Eren also gets very angry a lot.
    You have a dream, eh? You're no MLK, and it's clear you won't get far.
    [b]Another one of Eren's quotes "I... have a dream. To eliminate the Titans, leave the narrow confines of these walls, and explore the outside world." Edward is also saying that, since he actually managed to get eaten by a titan during his first battle, that dream won't be a reality. (Don't worry, Eren got better.)[b]
    I'll make sure to clip your Wings of Freedom, like the pigeon that you are!
    The Wings of Freedom is the name of the insignia of the Survey Corps. The rest is just equating Eren to a pathetic bird.

    Eren:

    Pah, a normal titan could come up with a better verse!
    I'll kill you to shut you up; I hope you're prepared for the worst!
    The first two lines are basically just set-ups for Eren turning into a titan.

    Rargh! I'll crush this puny alchemist!
    You punk! I just need to step on you to crush you into dust!
    Both fairly basic lines. Titans are huge beasts, and could easily kill someone just by stepping on them.
    Go crying to daddy about this beating, if you can find him!
    Edward's father left when he was young.
    Just like when you were stuck in Nazi Germany, your future is looking grim!
    At the end of FMA's first movie, (which, if I'm recalling correctly, is basically the "canon" ending to the first series.) Ed and Al ended up getting stuck in Nazi Germany in the end.
    My Fan-Made Battles: Latest: H.P Lovecraft vs. Junji Ito!
    Epic Rap Battles of Anime Index: : Latest: Edward Elric vs. Eren Jaeger!

  2. #2
    Great battle, man!! Edward won in my opinion!!

    Anyways, here are some suggestions (I have A LOT):

    Yui (Angel Beats!) vs Yui (K-On!)
    Makoto Konno (The Girl Who Leapt through Time) vs Subaru Natsuki (Re:Zero)
    Yukino Yukinoshita (Yahari Ore no Seishun) vs Yozora Mikazuki (Haganai)
    Kirito (SAO) vs Bell Kranel (Danmachi)
    Houtarou Oreki (Hyouka) vs Conan Edogawa (Case Closed)
    Rintaro Okabe (Steinsgate) vs Hakase (Nichijou)
    Megumi Sakura (Gakkou Gurashi!) vs Korosensei (Assassination Classroom)
    Yuritpe (Angel Beats!) vs Satsuki Kiryuin (Kill la Kill)
    Saitama (One Punch Man) vs All Might (My Hero Academia)
    Kirino Kousaka (Oreimo) vs Umaru Doma (Himouto Umaru-chan)
    Youto Yokodera (Hentai Ouji) vs Kuroko Shirai (A Certain series)
    Cure Black & White (Pretty Cure) vs Sailor Moon
    Yuki Takeya (Gakkou Gurashi!) vs Rick Grimes
    Jotaro Kujo (Jojo's bizzare adventure) vs Monkey D. Luffy (One Piece)
    Cirno (Touhou Project) vs Pitagoras
    Taiga Aisaka (Toradora) vs Mikoto Misaka (A Certain series)

    And finally....

    Idol M@ster vs Love Live
    Last edited by nintenplayer; 01-10-2017 at 04:53 AM.
    A normal ERB fan who's also a huge Anime fan!

    Animes I love to death:

    Spoiler: 
    Konosuba
    Hyouka
    Nichijou
    Toradora
    Gakkou Gurashi
    Yahari Ore no Seishun Love Come wa Machigatteiru
    No Game No Life
    Chuunibyou demo Koi ga Shitai
    Hentai Ouji to Warawanai Neko
    Gochuumon wa Usagi desu ka?

    Games I love to death:

    Spoiler: 
    Danganronpa Series
    Rhythm Heaven Series
    Touhou Series
    Ace Attorney Series
    Girl's Frontline
    Professor Layton Series


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