Lord of the Rings:FE

[Facilier]

One does not simply walk into the moderator section

UNLESS YOUR BILBO SWAGGINS THAN IT ONLY TAKES YOU 3 MOVIES AND ONLY SEAN BEAN DIES

So it all starts with

POLAR BORGGINS

in the shining-I mean Shire

I have to watch the movies again to really get into this

Fuck polls amiright I wanted to do a video game

This will star many of you, so watch out or you may just miss YOUR ONE CHANCE TO BLOW, THIS OPPERTUNITY COMES ONCE IN A LIFETIME YO
YOU BETTER LOSE YOURSELF IN THE FANFIC THE MOMENT YOU READ IT YOU BETTA NEVA LE-

"Shutup you faggg" - Clemi

;-;

Coming soon
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Character list (so far) THEIR NAMES ARE CROSSED OUT IF THEY ARE DEAD, BUT THEY WERE STILL CHARACTERS IN THE STORY
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Polar Borggins (Frodo Baggins) (PolarBore)
SaurT0m (Sauron) (T0m)
GovernElrond (Elrond, King of the Elves) (Governor)
CollassIsildur (Isildur) (Colossal Titan)
Hanneabol (Smeagol) (Hannibal/Gorilla)
/Gorillum (Gollum) (Hannibal/Gorilla)
Bendber Baggins (Bilbo Baggins) (Bender)
vinnieyouknowI'mgonnadie (Smeagol's friend) (vinnieyouknowwhoIam)
GanDionlf the Ghey (Gandalf the Ghrey) (Dion)
Clemmy (Merry) (Clemi)
Upprisin (Pippin) (Uprising)
Rocket the user (Hobbit at the party) (Rocket, King of Pickles)
Sakuraumon (Sarumon) (Sakura)
Sambam Geyguis (Samwise Gamgee) (President Sambama)
Farmer Lawlz (The Farmer from the movie) (Lawlzor)
Ring WrEDX (Leader Ring Wraith) (EDX)
Baby Goon (Ura Kai, the new breed of orcs, leader) (BBGUN)
Inkeeper Armour (The Inkeeper of the Prancing Pony) (Armoured Titan)
Yellownorn (Aragorn) (Yellownerd)
SaltyTits Wraith (Ring Wraith) (SalyTits)
Hatsune Miku Wraith (Ring Wraith) (Hatsune Miku)
Al Gore Wraith (Ring Wraith) (Al Gore)
Anon Wraith (Ring Wraith) (Anon)
Terrorist Wraith (Ring Wraith) (Terrorist)
Dylandiggerydoo Wraith (Ring Wraith) (Dylan Diggery Doo)
(fucking) Dave Wraith (Ring Wraith) (Dave)
Seldoodyram Wraith (Ring Wraith) (Seldoodyram)
Notorious T.I.M. Wraith (Ring Wraith) (Notorious T.I.M.)
Yasuo Eagle (Giant Eagle from the movie) (Yasuo of the Wind)
ACwin (Arwen) (AC Warhol)
Zoroarmir (Boromir) (Zoroark PKMN)
Swixzli (Gimli) (Swixzor)
Lohuygolas (Legolas) (Lohuydahutt)
Adonny (Dungeon Troll that fucks shit up in the movie) (Adonis)
Burrougg (Balrog) (Burroughs hey thats me)
CelErbohrn (Celeborn) (Erboh)
Gadrangeriel (Gadriel) (Rangernumberx )
Kubbeard (TreeBeard) (Kubby)
GanDionlf the White-Bread (Dion)
TopHatteon (Theoden) (Top Hattington)
Gonad Wormtongue (Grima Wormtongun) (Gunnut)
Aphrodeowyn (Eowyn) (Aphrodite)
Cubeor (Eomer) (Cubie)
WWEFax (ShadowFax) (WWEFan)
Kirby (Child Soldier of Helm's Deep) (Kirby)
Kainamir (Faramir) (Kain)
THE ONE CHICKEN CREAMER RING (The one ring) (Mykey)
Discord, The Mouth of SaurT0m (The Mouth of Sauron) (Discord)
The Heisen King (The Witch King) (Heisenberg)

[Moonjik]

needs moar sakura

[Facilier]

needs moar sakura

Haven't given more than 1 character so shaddup

[Moonjik]

no /peetamellark

[sane]

sam is sam or i riot

[Facilier]

Also this isn't where the only fucking bitch to die is Burroughmir

People gon' die

[Moonjik]

gud /peetamellark

[Lohuydahutt]

inb4 Polar Borggins is the 3rd one to die XD

[Baldy Jr]

"you cannot pass"-james gandolfini

[Facilier]

*Mysterious sad and glorious intro music you here in every minute of every Lord of the Rings movie*

*This is the movies, like almost every other fanfic ever*

In the dawn of humanity on the forum-earth, 20 rings were made for those in power

Nine were given to moderators of the forum

"COOL" Noremac says, dropping it on the ground

Seven were given to group leaders, before they were disbanded

Three were given to banned members

"The ring vs My Dick" - SaltyTits upon receiving his ring

But unbeknowsted to these powerful leaders, another ring was made in secret
This ring had power over all other rings, fuck you thats why

It was the one dark ring, made entirely of chicken
this ring was forged and kept by the dark burger king lord, SaurT0m (or T0m for short)

He wouldn't actually be in the movie except for as a tower

"I will find a way" - SaurT0m

When the others heard of this dark, evil ring, they rose up together to fight SaurT0m to destroy the chicken ring and the dark powers and armies of SaurT0m

Leading the moderators against SaurT0m was GovernElrond whose species had a mastery of bows, pointy ears, and being precocious

Helping him along with his army, the normal species of users led by CollasIisildur

Together they fought SaurT0m
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*flashback*

SaurT0m charges down from his evil spire tower with his army against the armies led by CollasIsildur and GovernElrond

"YOU FLANK LEFT WITH THE MAIN ARMY, I WILL CHARGE TO FACE SAURT0M" CollasIsiluder yells

"OUR NAMES ARE REALLY UNCREATIVE" GovernElrond, the little ******, says before leading the army

SaurT0m was wearing the chicken ring on his pinky finger (classy) and charged at CollasIsiluder with his iron ban-hammer

CollasIsiluder met him in battle with his sword of /sync (God forgive me)

Eventually SaurT0m got the upperhand, and was about to deliver the final blow

"ANY FINAL WORDS PUNY MORTAL" SaurT0m yells as he is about to kill him

"JUST ONE" CollasIsildur says

*puts on sunglasses*

"FINGER FOOD"

and he reached up suddenly and cut off SaurT0m's pinky with the ring on it

"ARHHHGG THAT WAS TWO WORRDDSSS"
and with the power of the ring lost, SaurT0m was vanquished in a puff of smoke and his army was chased away

GovernElrond ran up to CollasIsildur

"GO DESTROY THE RING THE ONLY WAY HOW. IN THE GREASE TRAP IT WAS MADE IN" GovernElrond shouts

he follows CollasIsildur into the path that leads into the grease trap mountain

He walked over the edge as grease bubbled boiling below

"THROW IN THE CHICKEN RING" GovernElrond yelled

The chicken ring however, a mighty being and force of darkness, influenced CollasIsildur's mind for bad

"I will not dispose of the ring" he says

"Fine fuck you" GovernElrond says, shooting him with a bow into the grease below and taking the ring

Now HE was about to destroy it, but he figured "nah" and was to take it back to his moderator kingdom

On the way back to the kingdom, he dropped it out of a hole in his pocket

It was later found on the muddy road by two serving-hands

Hanneabol, and vinnieyouknowI'mgonnadie

The ring warped their minds, and they fought for the precious ring

"GIVE IT TO ME" vinnieyouknowI'mgonnadie yelled

"I WANNA PUT IT ON THE ASS AND CALL IT AN ASS-STATE" - Hanneabol

Eventually, Hanneabol drowned his serving friend in mud and water for the ring

by now, the ring was very poop and mud sodden, as well as having a bite taking out of it

"A Hannebeols gotta eat" Hanneabol says, taking the chicken ring into the darkest pits of a cave where it would warp his mind so much it would create him an alternate personality, Gorillum, as well as ruining his good looks

In the cave, he watched over the ring for hundreds of years (PEOPLE DIE AT RANDOM TIMES IN THIS WORLD, OK)

Eventually though he slipped, and lost the ring

this ring was found by the lost explorer of the global user race, Bendber Baggins

He took this back to his home in a village in a far-away grassy plains of happiness, honey, and 24 hour orgasms

There he kept it safe for many a year

UNTIL NOW MORE PERIL AND SHIT HAPPENS
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