Lord of the Rings:FE

[Moonjik]

I is so evil. >

[Epic Doctor X]

Heh, I love my character already, despite the lack of tacos in his belly.

[Dion]

RUN U FAGTS

[Moonjik]

Haha Dion, I own you.

[Dion]

Bitch this has only begun

[sane]

Bitch this has only begun

[Facilier]

X)

Also I am trying to write 2 chapters a day since this is a long fanfic (no guarantees though) so expect one later today

[Dion]

Sam wants the D

[Facilier]

GanDionlf was stranded on top of the tower as an army massed up way far below

The banned members, a vicious, brute, and frankly dumb race of creatures were now serving SaurT0m and Sakuramaun, who were building them up to fight the good mods, moddits, users, and global users of Forum Earth

There were also the trolls, not nearly as numerous as the banned members, but they were there to fight for the dark forces too

"Ok" Sakuramaun said, talking to one of the Orcs and one of the trolls
"You two need to fuck right now to create an ungodly warrior for my army"

The Orc and Troll looked at eachother slowly, and then immidiatly ripped of their clothes and I really don't want to describe what happens next

And since everyone knows Troll pregnancies are only about 5 hours long, soon, a new hybrid creature was born

It combined the brute strength and protective skin of a Troll, with the evil cunning and speed of a banned member

It was a Goon

"Well hi there, Baby Goon" Sakuramaun said to the new evil creature which was already taller than him

"I see what you did there" Baby Goon said to him, as he put on metal armor and went over to the other armed forces, scaring other Trolls and banned members

BBGUN I love you

Back on top of the tower, GanDionlf saw a butterfly flapping by

"COME HITHER YOU LITTLE SHIT" and the butterfly went to him

GanDionlf whispered something in it's ear

"I like men"

and then he told the butterfly to bring fucking reinforcements and to at least get him a couch for this tower

the butterfly then fluttered away, and GanDionlf waited

"Time to masterbate"
-
meanwhile, Polar, Clemmy, Sambam, and Upprisin arrived at the town across the lake

"We have to go to the Inn" Polar says

"I'M GOIN INN FOR THE KILLLL" Upprisin sang, as he killed a town pedestrian

"Well fuck"

the 4 ran into the Inn

Polar went to go talk to the Inn keeper who was tending the bar, for the Inn was packed

He twiddled the ring in his fingers

"STOP TWIDDLIN THAT THERE RING YOUNGIN" the inkeeper said
"MY NAME IS ARMOURED TITAN, YES THATS MIDDLE-FRENCH. I AM THE INKEEPER, CAN I HELP YOU?"

"Hi yes hello of course, can you direct us to the wizard admin GanDionlf he was supposed to meet us here"

"GanDionlf, the Ghey? haven't seen him since the Hardcore Furry and Anal Nerfgun convention a few weeks ago"

"WAT"

suddenly, the Ring WrEDX burst in, with his nine other dark evil users
The other nine were
SaltyTits
Hatsune Miku
Al Gore
Anon
Terrorist
Dylandiggerydoo
(fucking) Dave
Seldoodyram
and Notorious T.I.M.

all users who had turned to evil beings by Ring WrEDX and the dark forces

The ten burst in and started killing the bargoers

So subtle

An arrow pierces through Inkeeper Armour's neck

"K IT WAS NICE TALKING GTG"
Polar and the other three run to the door

SaltyTits blocks the way

Suddenly, a mysterious man who could have been a forum-earth model sliced through SaltyTits, killing him

"Follow me if you don't want to potentially die in a parody story"

he lead the four out and into a far far away field

"Did you know" Clemmy said gasping
"That 79 percent of forum-earth is magestic fields"

"WHO ARE YOUUU?" Sambam asks

"DARTH VADDDERRR" the stranger says

"Just jokes" the stranger says
"I am Yellonorn. I am a hired hand. I will lead you to the land of the elves led by GovernElrond for a pretty penny"

"I am a pretty penny, you can have meee" Sambam says, twiddling his hair and giggling like a school girl

"Ew no" Yellownorn says
"Just pay me when we get there"

and the now party of 5 starts off towards the nearby plateu, a step towards the kingdom of the elves

They made it up to the plateau and decided this was a good place to stop for the night

"LETS MAKE A CAMPFIRE AND TELL STORIES" Clemmy yells loudly, echoing throughout everywhere and all of fucking time

"OK" Sambam says, lighting his hair on fire with a torch

"YOU FOOLS" Yellownorn says
"THE DARK WRAITH USERS ARE COMING"

and Polar looked down from the Plateau, and saw the now nine (SALTY TITS IS DEAD) charging up the ground to fight them

Yellownorn takes out his sword, while the other 3 took out their short daggers

"COME AT ME BRO" Yellownorn proclaims, as he goes out to fight them

Polar stands there, holding the ring and sweating
"THIS THING REALLLLLY HURTS WHEN DARK PEOPLE ARE AROUND. THANKS SAMBAM"

"WHAT DID I DO" - Sambam

Yellownorn goes out to meet Dylan Diggerydoo, who he defeats in a swift stroke

He then goes to fight Terrorist and Al Gore, who he both parries and kills

Ring WrEDX charges around him and stabs Polar Borrgins in the chest

"FUCK ME" and Polar collapses

Yellownorn kills Hatsune and the remaining six wraiths retreat away for now

"YELLOWNORN" Sambam yells
"MR POLAR IS INJURED"

"He was stabbed by a dark wreath blade" Yellownorn says
"He will become a dark wraith user like them if he doesn't get treatment soon"

"I'M GOING TO BECOME A SALTYTITS" Polar says widly
"SUCK MY DICK FAGT. Oh my goddd ITS ALREADY STARTING"

Yellownorn puts Polar on his back, and starts walking as fast as he can in the direction of the elf kingdom through s'more forests, Sambam, Clemmy, and Upprisin following him

"Cmon Polar, pull through my moddit" Sambam exclaims
"I will tell you a story of my childhood to help pass the time"

"Fucking kill me please" Polar said, obviously in great pain from the wound and Sambam's story
-

"-and then he got tired of fingering me" Sambam says, finishing his story

"We are almost to the elf kingdom" Yellownorn says

The Wraiths appeared again, charging after them

"DON'T YOU GUYS EVER GIVE UP" Upprisin yells

Ring WrEDX leads the charge, singing

"NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
NEVER GONNA LET YOU GOOOOO
I'M GONNA KILL YOU AND TAKKE, THE RINNGGG"

Will he get it?
Will Polar die?
FIND OUT TOMORROW
Tommorrroww
I lovvee yaa
tommorrrowww
Its onllly a dayyyy awwaayyyyy

[sane]

wow
so precious