Lord of the Rings:FE

[Epic Doctor X]

rickroll.gif I love this series.

[Lohuydahutt]

So they got EDX rolled? =D

[Facilier]

I'm almost home to do some writing

[Dion]

"i like u buutt"

[Facilier]

Back on top of the tower, GanDionlf was waiting

"Just keep on waittinnn
waaaiittinnnn
waitin on the world to channgeee" he sung

"GOD DAMNIT I FORGOT WHO THAT SONG IS BY, ITS GOING TO KILL ME IF I DON'T FIGURE IT OUT."

"Its Johnnn Mayerrrrr" a deep voice rumbled from the sky

"ALSO CACAWWWW"

The giant eagles, a friend of GanDionlf, swooped down below. BECAUSE I MEAN CMON NONE OF SAKURAMAUN'S ARMY IS WATCHING OVER GANDIONLF RIGHT
AND ITS NOT LIKE SAKURAMAUN COULD SEE HIM FLYING AWAY ON A GIANT EAGLE RIGHT
AND IF HE DID SEE HIM, ITS NOT LIKE SAKURAMAUN COULD DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT RIGHT
I MEAN ITS NOT LIKE HE IS A WIZARD RIGHT
HE DOESN'T EVEN HURT GANDIONLF FROM HIS TOWER WHEN GANDIONLF IS ALL THE WAY AT THE FUCKING SNOWY MOUNTAIN RIGHT
RIGHT

"Fuck off" - Sakuramaun

The giant eagles, led by the their leader the mystical YASUO OF THE WIND, swooped up GanDionlf and carried him off

"Thanks for the carpool" GanDionlf said while the eagle carried him away

"No problemo brah" Their leader Yasuo says
"We were picking up Abe Lincoln in 10 minutes to get to Forum-Earth Washington D.C. anywayyy"

"K"

the Eagles swooped off with GanDionlf, heading for the Elven Kingdom run by GovernElrond, EXACTLY like what Polar and his band of misfits were doing

SPEAKING OF THIS BAND OF MISFITS

as GanDionlf is being flown into the golden towering Elf Kingdom on the edge of fucking crystal meth Waterfall, he sees the 4 and a stranger (Yellowgorn) being closely pursued by the Ring Wraiths and their leader, Wring WrEDX

"FLY HIGHER, I DON'T WANT TO BE HIT BY SOME OF POLAR'S BLOOD SPLATTER AND GET AIDS" - GanDionlf

he flies into the kingdom and is set down on a higher up platform

"THANKS EAGLES"

"NO PROBLEM BRAH. I'M OFF TO HOTEL CALIFORNIA. LATES"
and Yasuo and the eagles flew off

"Now that I think about it" Gandionlf says
"They could really come in handy for flying into the greasetrap mountain in SaurT0m's territory"

Meanwhile on the edge of the Elf Kingdom, Polar and the other 3 (Who cares bout them right) are about to get seriously pwned by the Ring Wraiths
Yellowgorn would have to fight while supporting Polar

"WE CAN DO IT GUYS" Yellowgorn proclaims

Upprisin and Clemi turn around and run into the safety of the elf kingdom, across the elven river and bridge

"OH FUCK YO-"

*whoosh*

In slow motion, an elven woman jumped over Yellowgorn with Polar

It was the elven warrior maiden, ACwin

she took out her bow, and shot the Notorious T.I.M Wraith through it's ghostly skull

Meanwhile, Gorillum, the evil little creature from the cave who desires the ring beyond his own life, was following them

"The ring shall be MINE AGAIN"

"Did you hear something" Yellowgorn asks

"Oh shit keep it cool Gorillum" Gorillum says to himself

The Ring Wraiths retreat back to SaurT0m and Sakuramaun's territory far away

ACWen welcomes them into the kingdom and immidiatly treats and disinfects Polar's wound

"Wow, this feels better already. Whats your secret?" Polar asks ACwen

ACwen pulls out some NeoSporin

"COOL" Polar yells, as he and Yellowgorn enter the kingdom

GanDionlf welcomes the two

"MY FRIEN-"

Polar pimp slaps him

"BITCH WHERE WAS U" he yells at GanDionlf

"OHHH, I'M SORRRY. I WAS JUST TRYING TO KILL SAKURAMAUN AND SAVE THE KINGDOM AND HE IMPRISONED ME ON TOP OF HIS TOWER FOR 2 DAYS, BUT NO, I'M SURE HAVING YOUR FRIEND HERE ONE HIT KILL SOME RING WRAITHS WAS SOOOOOOO MUCH WORSE" - GanDionlf

GovernElrond, the oolllllldddd moderElf king from back in the times of CollasIsildur and the rise of SaurT0m, enters into the open platform

"Welcome brethren. We have much to discuss. Mainly "Kirk or Picard"

and he leads GanDionlf, Polar Borggins, ACwen, Upprisin, and Clemmy into a conference room

"I bet you are wondering why I gathered you all here" GovernElrond asks

"We came to you you condescending fuck" - Polar

"I came for the cookies" - Clemmy

"I came on the cookies" - Uprising

"WAT" - Clemi

"EVERYONE SILENCE" GovernElrond yells

"YOU" he points at ACwen

"STOP BEING A TOTAL BIACH AND GO BACK TO YOUR CHAMBERS"

"I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTH-"

GovernElrond crushed the fellow ModerElf's head in

"I AIN'T FUCKING ROUND NO MORE" he says

"She saved our lives. Rip in peace, young flower" - Yellowgorn

"Dude she was like 120 in human years" GanDionlf says

"ANYWAYS" GovernElrond says

"TO HELP POLAR COMPLETE THE ALL IMPORTANT TASK OF DESTROYING THE CHICKEN RING IN THE GREASE TRAP IT WAS MADE, I HAVE SUMMONED THE LEADERS FROM EACH MAJOR RACE TO HELP HIM"

in the conference room with the others, they introduced themselves

"I am the dwarf user, Swixzli, YOU HAVE MY AX TO HELP YOU DESTORY THIS RING"

and in emotional exuberance, Swixzli swung his huge ax with his tiny dwarf user hands onto the chicken ring, destroying the ax and leaving the ring untouched

"NOW UR MORE USELESS THAN A USURPED ULYSSES S GRANT" GanDionlf yells, pushing over Swixzi

"I am the top moderelven archer, and I WANT TO FIGHT FOR MY COUNTRY. My name is Lohuygolas"

"Thats the best pun name so far" GovernElrond comments

"AND WHO ARE YOU TWO?" he says, pointing to Yellowgorn and Zoroarmir"

"I am Yellowgorn. I am just a hired hand."

"SCOFF I SAY" Zoroarmir yells

"WE ALL RECOGNIZE YOU YELLOWGORN, YOU ARE FROM THE DISGRACED LINEAGE OF COLLASISILDUR. IF NOT FOR YOUR ANCESTOR, THE RING WOULDN'T BE INTACT TO THIS DAY

"OK YOU KNOW WHAT ZOROARMIR, WHO IS YOU HUH?" Yellowgorn replies

"I am Zoroarmir, I come from the large user land of Gonador, and I will be glad to help Polar on this quest. I'm sure I can manage"

"NOW I SCOFF SIR
NOW I SCOFF" Yellowgorn replies

"NOW I WILL FIGHT FOR THE RING AND POLAR, butIhopeyourthefirsttodie" he continues

"Ok" GovernElrond says

he looks at Clemmy and Upprisin, GanDionlf, Polar, Zoroarmir, Yellowgorn, Sambam (Polar tapped his mouth closed a while back, but he just ripped it off and slapped himself for being a bad Sam), Swixzli, and Lohuygolad

"AS YOU WORK TOGETHER ON THIS QUEST TO DESTROY THE RING, I PROCLAIM YOU THE
FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING" GovernElrond proclaims

"Ah he-he said the movie title ththe title of the movie" Lohuygolas says to Swixzli, pointing at GovernElrond

Polar looks at his comrades and friends

"I'm going to die in two days, blimey" he says in a British accent

GovernElrond gives each of the Fellowship an official "membership" badge that looked like a dick

"uhhh" Clemmy said

"ITS A LIGHTHOUSE. YOU ARE A BEACON OF HOPE, OK" GovernElrond says

The nine of the Fellowship and GovernElrond put there hands (the ring on Polar's) in the middle of the conference table

"HUSTLE ON THREE
ONE TWO THREE"

*HUSTLE* they chant

WILL THEY HUSTLE
HAS SAMBAMA SEEN AMERICAN HUSTLE?
FIND OUT LATER MAYHAPS

though since this chapter was supers long, it will probably be the only one I do today
but maybe not
but probably

[Lohuydahutt]

Lohuygolas? Wynaut Legodahutt?



... Never mind.

[Moonjik]

Sakuramaun don't give a shit.

[Dr. Stein]

He GanDionalf. If you need another ride, just ring me and my homies up and we can getcha covered.
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[Lohuydahutt]

For some reason "I am VinnieyouknowwhoIam" is really fucking funny to me XP

[Dion]

vinnie is the god of these jokes.