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    GoB Reviews

    I can review songs, ERBoH's and fan-made rap battles. Just post a link to the battle or post the battle here. My reviews will be pretty imaginative so viewer discretion is advised. GRIMBLY, PUT DOWN THE REMOTE!
    But,░in░truth,░I░have░wept░too░much!░Dawns░are░hea rtbreaking.
    Ξvery░moon░is░atrocious░and░every░sun░bitter. (ュ だ  どいロリラ威萎虞う ャイ意営縁ぇヵ)

    Quote Originally Posted by Juiz
    moon you're hurting me in ways you'll never even know. lets do that suicide, buddy.

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    Re: GoB Reviews

    its in the signature. can u review my ash kethcum vs charles darwin

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    Re: GoB Reviews

    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Ash Ketchum!!!!!!!
    VERSUS!!!!!!!
    Charelssssssssssssssssssss Darwinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!
    Begin:Ash Ketchum: I"ll shove a pokedex up your ass and it will burn like a charizard!
    We were never freaking monkeys you brain-dead retard!
    You look like a fat pokemon i know named JigglyPuff.
    Tell me you old shit, have you had enough?
    I'm gonna catch em all, I"ll kick your ass in the air like team Rocket!
    Get the f**k out of my face before I release all of the monsters in my pocket.

    Charels Darwin: You look like when you were evolving you took a great fall,
    you homozygous little prick, keeping animals around in your balls.
    Your a hormone obsessed teen, you little perverted bastard.
    We know what it means when we hear you together with the word master!
    I'' beat your Squirtle, Snorlax, and Apoim.
    I'' send your ass back to Japan with some napalm!
    (Charels Evolves into Isaac Newton)

    Ash: What? Can't win the battle yourself can you charlie?
    This rap will hurt worse when you took a beating from an apple tree.
    I'm in everything, red, silver, black and white, your about as entertaining as Nintendo 64.
    I gotta tournament to win, I can capture your bad rhymes no more.

    Isaac: Ur a gay little japanese f**k.
    and your mother looks like she evolved from the ass of psyduck!
    U dont know knowthing bout the laws of gravitay!
    after this line i'm gonna crush the whole fucking anime!

    WHO WON?
    WHO'S NEXT?
    YOU DECIDE!!
    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Concept: At first I loved the Charles Darwin vs Ash Ketchum (I still like it to a degree), but now I find it quite cliché. It's a very overused battle idea but still possesses some charm. I shall give it a 5/10.

    Ash's First Verse: This first verse was pretty sub-standard (no offence.) It lacked certain factors and didn't impress me all too much. I appreciate the Pocket Monsters line although I really can't see where you are going with this. I shall give it 4/10.

    Darwin's Verse: I am extremely sorry but I don't see all too much in Darwin's verse. It wasn't the worst verse in existence or anything, just rather bland. It could be polished in many aspects and some lines could have been worded differently. Overall this wasn't too great, it is in much need of a revamp. Also, being Darwin's only verse you missed out a lot of his badassness. There should be more references here and there. I'm sorry but...3/10.

    Ash's Second Verse: I actually quite liked this. The first line just passed with a "meh" but the last three lines were pretty good. This was definitely the highlight of the battle. It shows both Ash's cocky side and his badass side. For being so short, the verse used most of it's lines efficiently and grabs a well-deserved 6/10.

    Newton's Verse: Why exactly did Darwin evolve into Newton? I understand they are both scientists but it really makes no sense. Also, "evolves"? Shouldn't it be "transforms"? Evolution occurs over many years and occurs between species, Darwin and Newton were both (as far as I'm aware) humans. I have some other persnickety complaints about the match-up and choice of language but I want to focus on the verse itself. Newton was okay, his verse didn't really hit me with anything and the references just flew at me. If you had made it longer there would be more stretches and it would be more enjoyable. Remember, this is Newton;s only verse so giving him four rushed lines won't exactly overwhelm someone. Try making it eight lines long, there is a lot of material to work with and better references you could have used (most of Newton's references were about Ash and not himself!) I give this a 3/10.

    Flow: The flow on this one was (yet again) meh. Sorry but it didn't roll off my tongue like a lot of battles I read. Perhaps it is something to do with the way I read it as I don't have a beat to match up with the flow. For the lack of clarity I shall give it a 4/10.

    References: The references (aside from Newton) were actually legitimate. I appreciate the effort you put into the research so I give this a 6/10.

    Overall: 31/70

    Final comments: I'm sorry if this review offended, it wasn't mean to. These were just my honest opinions on the battle. Please see that I was not just insulting your work but constructively critisising, giving my advice to you.
    But,░in░truth,░I░have░wept░too░much!░Dawns░are░hea rtbreaking.
    Ξvery░moon░is░atrocious░and░every░sun░bitter. (ュ だ  どいロリラ威萎虞う ャイ意営縁ぇヵ)

    Quote Originally Posted by Juiz
    moon you're hurting me in ways you'll never even know. lets do that suicide, buddy.

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    [spoiler:mti7e7s1]Jigsaw:

    Hello Chucky, i want to play a game!
    I'm a master, so you've got difficulty type: Insane
    A doll cutting people in their sleep? Not even tragic!
    Everytime they hear my voice they're runnin' round in panic
    Just by the looks of you, i think: Somebody find that scary?
    You just look like the progeny of Bloody Mary!
    You might be in the rap that you die in, so prepare
    cuz Jigsaw never plays by the rules : i swear!

    Chucky:

    Hi! I'm Chucky, your friend to the end
    I know you're scared of me, so quit to pretend
    Haven't you learned it yet, buddy?
    You can't leave a scene that messy and bloody
    I'm just a doll, but more proffesional than you!
    It's not a wish coming true, It's just some flesh to get through!
    You kill drug addicts and criminals.. wow, big deal?
    I know that you don't want to play with me for real

    Jigsaw:

    Stop with that boasting of yours, you're just misslead
    i've killed more than you could imagine, 80 victims dead!
    I could've been nicer, could've sent you a warner,
    'Cuz this battle will end with you cryin' in the corner

    Chucky:

    Judging by your rap, you're completely out of luck,
    Didn't your mother tell you to never f**k with the Chuck?
    I'll cut off your legs, then stab your chest until you die!
    Playtime's over! Chucky's out! Bye bye![/spoiler:mti7e7s1]

    Review my Chucky vs Jigsaw!! If you want a beat, use this one

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtjUQ-rv ... ure=relmfu


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    Re: GoB Reviews

    Quote Originally Posted by epic playerx
    [spoiler:1y3raepv]Jigsaw:

    Hello Chucky, i want to play a game!
    I'm a master, so you've got difficulty type: Insane
    A doll cutting people in their sleep? Not even tragic!
    Everytime they hear my voice they're runnin' round in panic
    Just by the looks of you, i think: Somebody find that scary?
    You just look like the progeny of Bloody Mary!
    You might be in the rap that you die in, so prepare
    cuz Jigsaw never plays by the rules : i swear!

    Chucky:

    Hi! I'm Chucky, your friend to the end
    I know you're scared of me, so quit to pretend
    Haven't you learned it yet, buddy?
    You can't leave a scene that messy and bloody
    I'm just a doll, but more proffesional than you!
    It's not a wish coming true, It's just some flesh to get through!
    You kill drug addicts and criminals.. wow, big deal?
    I know that you don't want to play with me for real

    Jigsaw:

    Stop with that boasting of yours, you're just misslead
    i've killed more than you could imagine, 80 victims dead!
    I could've been nicer, could've sent you a warner,
    'Cuz this battle will end with you cryin' in the corner

    Chucky:

    Judging by your rap, you're completely out of luck,
    Didn't your mother tell you to never f**k with the Chuck?
    I'll cut off your legs, then stab your chest until you die!
    Playtime's over! Chucky's out! Bye bye![/spoiler:1y3raepv]

    Review my Chucky vs Jigsaw!! If you want a beat, use this one

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtjUQ-rv ... ure=relmfu
    Concept: Love it! Absolutely love it! We desperately need a horror battle and this definitely delivers in the idea. It is both original and the characters both have obvious links. Most people would choose Edward Cullen vs Dracula or the Count from Sesame Street as a horror battle (Cullen is the wrong type of scary) but you, sir, have gone one step beyond. 8/10

    Jigsaw's First Verse: Jigsaw had a very strong start. Every line he was putting Chucky down in ways only Jigsaw could. This verse was fantastic, it flowed good and had nice references. It also sported not one but TWO bam lines ("You look the progeny of Bloody Mary" and "Jigsaw never plays by the rules; I swear." I can't say there's anything wrong with this line except some of the insults were a little repetitive. 8/10

    Chucky's First Verse: Chucky's verse was pretty good. A few nice disses here and there but it just couldn't compare with the awesomeness that is Jigsaw. He had one BAM line (the second to the last) and the rest just blended it. It was a perfect verse for Chucky as it sounds like something he'd say but on a larger scale it was just "good." 6/10

    Jigsaw's Second Verse: Again, Jigsaw's first verse was better but this one is still pretty amazing. Jigsaw was strong the whole way through and came out with a pretty impressive victory. His 80 victims line would be the BAM line of this verse. 7/10

    Chucky's Second Verse: Oh...my...word, that was excellent! It was as if Chucky threw down all he had down here. This was a perfect mix of aggression and good insults. Chucky was strong since the beginning and ended with a nice finisher. The verse didn't feel forced at all and ran quite smoothly. 9/10.

    Flow: This was done superbly. The beat really added something to the flow. All the lines came out as I'm sure you intended them, I can see you worked hard on this one. 7/10

    References: There aren't too many but that isn't necessarily a bad thing. You put references in the places they needed to be and that's all we can ask. Some more references may have added a little bit of flavour to the battle but it was still epic regardless. 5/10

    Overall: 50/70

    Comments: A monument of excellence! A feat of incredible rapping. This shall forever be a classic amongst the rap battles here!
    But,░in░truth,░I░have░wept░too░much!░Dawns░are░hea rtbreaking.
    Ξvery░moon░is░atrocious░and░every░sun░bitter. (ュ だ  どいロリラ威萎虞う ャイ意営縁ぇヵ)

    Quote Originally Posted by Juiz
    moon you're hurting me in ways you'll never even know. lets do that suicide, buddy.

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    I can't stop smiling, you made my day GoB!


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    Re: GoB Reviews

    Quote Originally Posted by epic playerx
    I can't stop smiling, you made my day GoB!
    You're welcome playerx.
    But,░in░truth,░I░have░wept░too░much!░Dawns░are░hea rtbreaking.
    Ξvery░moon░is░atrocious░and░every░sun░bitter. (ュ だ  どいロリラ威萎虞う ャイ意営縁ぇヵ)

    Quote Originally Posted by Juiz
    moon you're hurting me in ways you'll never even know. lets do that suicide, buddy.

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    Re: GoB Reviews

    I didnt like the review.. I loved it. That was my first ever battle and I would think you were lying if you liked it. Could you review on of my new battles? Chucky vs Percy Jackson?

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