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    Tavon Austin [Jack Sparrow Parody]

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI6CfKcMhjY
    Have the original

    By :
    Sambama (Andy SAMberg)
    T0M (Michael BallT0M)
    Polar (Kev Schanet)
    And Clemi (Jeanne Est-conne)

    Tavon Austin, by The loners forumers (Feat: Michael BallT0M)
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    *During a watch2gether session...*
    Clemi: Guys, check this one, it's my favourite
    Sambama : Hang on guys, I'm sending T0M the link.
    T0M : Hey guys
    Polar : Oh, hey T0M
    T0M : I'm really sorry I'm late I just got caught up watching the NFL Playoffs, the Superb Owl, The Army Bowl, The Fiesta Bowl, The Senior Bowl...have you seen those things?
    Polar : Well uh... Not really
    T0M : Well I saw the link to your Watch2Gether and I loved it, so I found you guys some awesome, sexy videos I think you're gonna really dig
    Sambama : k, so I guess we can take turns putting on ERBs ?
    T0M : Boys, I got something better (better better better)


    Bridge :
    Here we go
    ungh, watch2gether, us and T0M
    It all starts now
    2gether on the watch
    Everyone’s here?
    k, here we go


    Sambama:
    It all starts now, baby, watch with us
    Gandhi, MLK, Jobs, Gates, Santa, Moses (T0M: MOOSES'S UP)
    Yelling BOOM in the chat when someone drops a dis
    Watching all the end gags like we gives a piss (T0M: COME ON !)


    Clemi:
    Dion shifty eyed when we walk into the chat
    Fuck the members looking jealous
    Play the raps and get #shrekt (T0M: NOT OGRE)
    Twelve more in the playlist, scramble as set'
    Replay it and you either get rep or death threats

    T0M:

    THIS IS THE TALE, OF TAVON AUSTIN,
    A ROOKIE SO FAST, ON THE OOOOOOOOOOOPEN FIELD (Sambama: wat)

    OR PEYTON'S QUEST, TO THE SUPERBEST OF OWLS,
    TOUCHDOWN THROWS MAAADEIN THE WINTER'S BREEZE


    Polar:
    Fak off T0M, this is about ERB
    If you don't like that, make like Hitler vs Vader 3 (T0M: But Peyton Manning!)
    Football's worse than Batman and Hulk Hogan
    Now let's watch the next one, how bout Moses vs Santa? (T0M: But Tavon!)


    Sambama:
    Watch your fluids, ‘cause I ain’t your casual wiki fan
    For my next turn, we watch Gandhi vs. MLK again (T0M: YEAH YEAH)
    URL ready and nowhere to run
    It makes me lahaf evertim when- (T0M: NOW BACK TO THE GOOD PART)

    T0M :

    FROM THE DAY HE WAS BORN
    HE TRAINED TO PERFECTION (Sambama: no)

    OLD CAPTAIN KURT (Clemi: )
    THE GREATEST SHOW ON THE TURF

    RUSSELL’S THE CAPTAIN OF HIS TEAM,
    A CHANGER OF THE GAME,
    A SUPER BOWL RING, IS WHAT LIES IN STOOOOOOOOOORE (Polar: no fuck you)


    Sambama:
    Post Mr. Greens in the chat
    and yell "BOOM" and "OOOH", c’mon
    (T0M: TOUCHDOWN JEST) wat
    (T0M: SUPERB OWL) -TAAAW

    Clemi:
    Back to Blackbeard versus Al Capone
    Say who the fuck won c'mon
    (T0M: DETROIT LIONS)Non
    (T0M: DALLAS COWBOYS) not even


    Polar:
    T0M, I'm really getting tired of this football shit

    T0M:
    ROGER THAT LET ME TRY WITH ANOTHER SPORT

    “DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES?” SAYS AL MICHAELS TO THE CROWD
    I DON’T REALLY LIKE HOCKEY, BUT THIS MOMENT MADE ME PROUD (Polar: NOT BETTER)

    OKAY THEN I’M A TENNIS FAN, SHARAPOVA IS MY NAME (Clemi: oh gooooooood)

    THEN YOU CAN CALL ME JORDAN, DUNKIN OVER MOUNTAINS, MAKE IT RAIN (Sambama: meh close enough)
    ANY OF YOU WHITEYS WANNA WEAR MY SNEAKERS? OKAY I GOT SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME

    THIS IS THE TALE, OF LEBRON JAMES
    ONCE A CLEVELAND CAV, NOW WITH THE MIAMI HEAT
    GOT TWO RINGS, NOW I’M LOOKIN FOR A THREEPEAT
    THIS WHOLE WATCH2GETHERS A MESS, AND YOU JUST GOT TROOOOLLLLLLLED


    Sambama: Turns out Tom was "i will piss you off" the whole time.
    T0M: Football completes me
    Sambama: k

    Last edited by Clemi; 02-09-2014 at 01:41 PM.

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    Pretty good. Especially since I like Jack Sparrow, Michael Bolton. <3


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