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Thread: ERB #43 Discussion - Sir Isaac Newton vs. Bill Nye

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    ERB #43 Discussion - Sir Isaac Newton vs. Bill Nye



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    Isaac Newton:
    Of all the scientific minds in history, they put Beaker in a bowtie up against me?
    I'm a master, I discovered gravity! I drop rhymes like they're falling from an apple tree!
    You're no match for me, you got a Bach' degree
    I got a unit of force named after me!
    You wanna battle, guy? That's a crazy notion!
    When I start flowing I stay in motion!
    First law! Did you catch that? Or did it go too fast for you to detect?
    Perhaps it'd be better if I added in a bleep or a bloop or another wacky sound effect
    I was born on Christmas, I'm God's gift
    I unlocked the stars that you're dancing with!
    You waste time debating creationists
    While I create the science you explain to kids!


    Bill Nye:
    Yes it's true, what I used to do is teach kids science on my PBS show
    But now I do what I gotta do to make sure scientific thought can grow
    And I'm still in my prime, hitting my stride, what'd you do with the back half of your life?
    You freaked out, started counting coins at the the bank and you sure didn't have no wife (ooh!)
    You wrote the book on gravity, but you couldn't attract nobody
    Your work on orbits was exemplary, but your circle of friends was shoddy (Carl Sagan: oh!)
    You don't wanna mess with the guy, Bill Nye, why?
    I rap sharp like a needle in your eye
    Stick to drinking that mercury,
    Cause I hypothesize that you're about to get beat.


    Isaac Newton:
    Well, I conclude that your methods are the wackest
    You wouldn't even pass in one of my classes
    Every action has an equal or opposite reaction
    Except for when we both start rapping
    I accelerated the minds of mankind to a higher plane of understanding
    And I can calculate the weight and the size and the shape of the shadow of the mind you're standing in
    And I'll leave with a page from a book I wrote at half your age to rebut
    The integral sec y dy from zero to one-sixth of pi is log to base e of the square root of three times the sixty-fourth power of what?


    Neil deGrasse Tyson:
    Why don't you pick on a brain your own size!
    We got a badass over here, plus I got your back, Nye
    Astrophysics black guy, Hayden Planetary fly
    By the way, the answer to your little calculation is i
    As in I put the swag back in science
    While Isaac Newton was lying and sticking daggers in Leibniz
    And hiding up inside his attic on some Harry Potter business
    The Universe is infinite, but this battle is finished.
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    They should stop all the ERB hints, it's like we know all the battles now ;-;

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    Normies get off my forum REEEEEE ぅ英恩ぴゝい

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    I'd like to see Newton vs. Bill Nye!

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    Yes, bill bye for the win, add a poll
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    Hoping this will be either Sir Issac Newton vs Galileo, or Archimedes.

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    There has been a bit of hinting that this battle will have Pete, Lloyd & Al... Some people have suggested it might be Walter White (Lloyd) & Jesse Pinkman (Pete) VS Sir Isaac Newton (Al). CameronTheTaco suggested it could be Watson & Crick VS Sir Isaac Newton. It could even be a science battle royale I personally just want this battle to be one that teaches a whole lot as well as a good rap battle.
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    I say Bill Nye (Peter) and Carl Sagan (Lloyd) vs Issac Newton (Al).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dion View Post
    I say Bill Nye (Peter) and Carl Sagan (Lloyd) vs Issac Newton (Al).
    That would be so EPIC to see. I think using two PBS science guys would be just cool. The battle would be very informative & could help teach a lot about science.
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    I can honestly see Walter White vs Isaac Newton. Lloyd as Walt, Pete as Jesse, Al as Newton. The relation is strong enough. They're both chemists/scientists who use their skills in strange ways (Walt making meth, Newton practicing alchemy)
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