Awesomest Pony Battles of Equestrian History

[Faker]

AWESOMEST PONY BATTLES OF EQUESTRIAN HISTORY!!!!
DERPY HOOVES!
VS!!
ME! Er... SPIKE THE DRAAAAGOOOON!!!
BEGIN!!

Spike:
The #1 assistant's about to scorch down the #10 assistant;
You can cut at this macho dragon all ya want, but on this scale, I'M RESISTANT!
I mean by now I guess you're lighting retardant, but you literally strike me as retarded!
So shove this message up your P.O. Box because a parcel of pain has departed!
Like you're an airy-headed errand mare, even your Cutie Mark is bubbles.
I'd take a letter right now but you're not even worth Celestia's troubles!

Derpy Hooves:
You're, um, a... NUT-MUFFIN! You, uhh, ran from home for nothing.
If you were a pony your mark would be useless, like you... Hum-Drumming?
You're a-a-, Peewee, taken from mommy and daddy to be, err, a living caddy.
Living with yourself gets up to the point where you need, what's his name? Joe's donuts badly!
Whether it's with, uh, the Mane Six or your, erm, kin, you won't ever belong.
They told me my opponent would be a, hmm, challenge... I just don't know what went wrong!

Spike:
Don't get me started. You'll be needing The Doctor once I go Sinister!
Ditzy or Derpy; either works for your rapping delivery's signature!
Your half-baked brain and pastries'll never compare to Pinkie's!
I'd suggest adopting some common sense instead of Dinky...

*A look of pure determination comes over Derpy.*
Derpy Hooves:
Through rain or shine, snow or sleet, this drake's gonna face a wrath more cold than his greed.
When Celestia's butt-dials go asunder it's a wonder you haven't burned down the library!
If you love gems so much then check out this dis:
this rap's a Rarity you won't ever possess!

Spike:
Let's get down to business, Ms. Strabismus.

Derpy Hooves:
I've got a letter addressed from your wannabe mistress!

Spike:
You're the biggest feather-brain since Owlowiscious!

Derpy Hooves:
You might wanna add a better roommate to your Hearth's Warming wishlist.

Spike:
I saved a whole bucking kingdom from disappearing.

Derpy Hooves:
Well I turn time with my partner, saving lives; weekly, monthly, yearly!

Spike:
You've spent too much time in your chocolate fountain, clearly.

Derpy Hooves:
Get your quill out because it's time to write your obituary...

I WON!!!

Twilight Sparkle:
Spike!

Fine...

WHO WON!?
WHO'S NEXT!?
YOU DECIDE!!!
AWESOMEST *Derpy flies into the title, breaking off some letters*
PONY BATTLES OF EQUE-EQUETRY... EQUETREEAN-

Twilight Sparkle:
AWESOMEST PONY BATTLES OF EQUESTRIAN HISTORY!!!!

[Clemi]

Funny you should mention that...

Oh, and would you like to collab on a battle?

Are you kidding ? We are already doing a collab, and we are all waiting for you right now. I even sent you PMs about it....

[Faker]

Because we are totally not waiting for you right now

Meh. I tried, It didn't work out. Literally everything I wrote for her was an obvious reference. In fact I doubt I'll even be using her in one of my normal battles.

[Clemi]

Meh. I tried, It didn't work out. Literally everything I wrote for her was an obvious reference. In fact I doubt I'll even be using her in one of my normal battles.

And you didn't give a shit about, like, inform us before ? It's not like we were waiting for you or anything. -_-

[Faker]

And you didn't give a shit about, like, inform us before ? It's not like we were waiting for you or anything. -_-

Clemi, I love you, but you're making a mountain out of an anthill. You could have, I don't know, cut me off, given a deadline, notified me. This is a two-way street. I realize I didn't hold up my end, but you did nothing to rectify your end either.

[Clemi]

Clemi, I love you, but you're making a mountain out of an anthill. You could have, I don't know, cut me off, given a deadline, notified me. This is a two-way street. I realize I didn't hold up my end, but you did nothing to rectify your end either.

Are you even serious right now ?

[Faker]

Are you even serious right now ?

Elaborate.

[BrineBlade]

Guys, could you please keep it in the PMs?

[ERBoH]

So far I've only read the first battle
I was impressed with it though! I think Daring Do won, my favorite line was the first one of the battle;

Daring Do:
You just broke rule #1: Daring Don't challenge the pros!
Cuz when I don this fedora I crush all the blunder-Bolts.

And everypone behave on the forums please
Keep offtopic stuff in PM's

[Faker]

So far I've only read the first battle
I was impressed with it though! I think Daring Do won, my favorite line was the first one of the battle;


And everypone behave on the forums please
Keep offtopic stuff in PM's

Thanks Rob. :D And yeah, I agree things kinda got out of hand. I forgive and forget, though. So that shouldn't be a problem anymore.