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    Clemi's Avatar Bon Vivant of Violet
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    Oh look, Another FmERB thing !

    Well, here's a bit more serious fanmade rap battle topic. There will be no particular main themes, so I hope you'll enjoy it :3

    If you're interested, check out the others things I made for fun :



    EPICMAFIA.COM,
    VERSUS !
    PRETEND YOU'RE XYZZY.COM !
    START !

    EpicMafia :
    That noavi Czar thinks he can play, but he got zero game,
    Why do you think you could win ? I got the Epic in my name !
    In this battle, I'm the power role, and we're in a last stand
    I'll bitch slap your ugly laggy design, let's see who got a better hand,
    Fool ! I thought you should learn to never fuck with the mafia,
    I'm the best thing on the forum since Total motherfucking drama !
    You were just a fad, fag, and now you're totally has-been,
    So guess who's soon to be lynched, 'cause his role is set as virgin !

    Pretend you're Xyzzy :
    No Awesome Points for ya, you got erectile dysfunction
    Your creator couldn't be lucid when he unleashed that bug eruption
    No pretend, I could just quit this rap and break this game
    So just suck my big black dick, 'cause you can't match to my fame
    You call yourself Epic? What, you got visited by a drunk ?
    I actually give people fun, you're as boring as a treestump
    Of all the roles you've got, the most badass is a senile old lady
    Players see they need to register, and leave you A.S.A.P

    EpicMafia :
    That's called Mislynch and Lose, and you're doing it right,
    Your rap is so weak, you're a villager, no doubt !
    Watch out kid ! EpicMafia is like the friendzone, you can never get out,
    With that attitude, you won't clearly pass the night !

    Pretend You're Xyzzy :
    What was that sound ? An Obnoxious bitch.
    You are so chaotic, like you were hosted on twitch
    Your community is full of jerks, and it's the same shit every day,
    I'd better face Euro truck simulator, it's way funnier to play !

    GAME OVER
    WHO WON ?
    WHO'S NEXT ?
    YOU DECIDE !

    Thanks to YellowNerd, Kubby, rangernumberx, Sakura and PolarBore for the help !

    Have a look at the (probably) next rap battle
    Spoiler: 



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    Last edited by Clemi; 07-17-2014 at 06:02 PM.

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    Clemi's Avatar Bon Vivant of Violet
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    There you go, the battle facing the Cookie Clicker creator, Orteil, against the Flappy Bird creator, Dong NGuyen !


    ORTEIL !
    VERSUS
    DONG NGUYEN !
    START !


    ORTEIL :
    let's see if that freshman dev knows how to handle a frenchman
    my game may be time-consuming but looks like you are wasting mine
    so come at me bra, me and opti's rhymes are deeper than Nested
    i became the cookie monster god while you got you own work arrested
    you're jealous, keep flapping on my fame with your little idling dong
    my name is orteil, gamedevelopping in fresh air like in a pair of thongs
    rap so rad, i even unleashed the grandmapocalypse on this cretin
    so until the next verse, have some of your chill angry turd ass beaten

    DONG NGUYEN :
    You'd power me if I were you, half of your lines aren't even logical !
    Try to make sense, you're trying too hard to come up with something original !
    Wrath Cookies, Seriously? Did you get that idea from RandomGen ?
    Keep struggling for fans, I only need a bird to create a gaming gem,
    Spawning so many apps like mine, call it the Attack of the Clones !
    You need the Idle Game Maker to make people follow that failure of yours.
    I don't even need to get creative with a diss, I'll just quote your site, kid,
    "Well who the hell is Orteil anyway", does anybody give a shit ?

    ORTEIL :
    hold on, the cookie cooker's about to bake some fresh new heavenly disses
    don't mix up my addicting experiments with your frustrating insanities please
    you don't sell your game anymore but i still can flip you the bird, you quitter
    here, have some news chump: your rap is clearly a joke, a lyrical cow clicker

    DONG NGUYEN :
    You try to cater to idiots, I've actually try and make my game hard !
    The only challenge in your game is dealing with the massive lag !
    Too much focus on grandmas, one could think you're a gerontophile,
    Your experiments aren't nearly as pointless as your entire life !

    GAME OVER
    WHO WON ?
    WHO'S NEXT ?
    YOU DECIDE !

    Thanks to Kubby, who wrote for Dong NGuyen !

    Have a look at the probably next battle :
    Spoiler: 

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    Fabulous.

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