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Thread: BrineBlade's Rap Battles of Anything!

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    Dr. Eggman vs Dr. Ock
    Watch Magical Girl Raising Project. Just do it.

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    JonTron vs Nostalgia Critic!
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    Quote Originally Posted by LAWLzoR View Post
    JonTron vs Nostalgia Critic!
    I'm gonna save this for last, mainly because I already had an idea for this but only for NC

    But JonTron will battle somebody in the second battle, I assure you that.

    EDIT: Nevermind, JonTron VS NC will be the next battle
    Last edited by BrineBlade; 04-12-2014 at 08:24 PM.
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    Beat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPJ-XwR3RhQ#t=0

    INSANO'S RAP BATTLES OF ANYTHING

    DR IVO EGGMAN ROBOTNIK
    VS
    DR OTTO OCTOPUS OCTAVIUS!

    BEGIN!


    Eggman
    You pitiful fool, you’ve come to battle me here?
    You have six arms, yet you’re an octopus, how queer
    Your diabolical schemes have lead up to nothing at all
    I’ve come closer than you in trying to make a city fall!

    Ock
    Bah, you think you can seriously battle me?
    I don’t see why you think this can end in defeat
    You do realize that Calendar Man’s a worse threat than you,
    I almost blew up a city ‘till Spider-Man got my sanity through

    Eggman
    You say you’re a genius, I don’t see how
    You probably couldn’t even stop a singular cow!
    I’ve built massive armies, you built a little toy
    And your fucking arms are much weaker than what I deploy

    Ock
    Oh really, well I’ll be spectacularly blunt with you then
    I’m the Superior Spider-Man, and I’ll wring you like a wren
    I’ve made so much progress from Parker’s puny career
    And my Spider-Bots will eradicate you until you shed your final tear

    A SPACESHIP IS APPROACHING!
    IT’S-IT’S DR WAHWEE

    *gun pops out of spaceship*
    I MEAN DR WILY!
    You two say you’re great? Now that’s just mainly pathetic!
    I mean Eggman, I could’ve beat you even with my medic!
    And Otto, you superiorly stupid little fuck
    The reason you had robots was so you had more cock to suck
    I can beat you two, I’ve even taken over the world
    As Yoda would say: Even more than Top Man, you’re whrilled!

    WHO WON?
    WHO'S NEXT?
    YOU DECIDE?

    INSANO'S RAP BATTLE OF ANYTHING
    Last edited by BrineBlade; 05-25-2014 at 08:55 PM.
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    INSANO'S RAP BATTLES OF ANYTHING!

    JONTRON
    VS
    NOSTALLGIA CRIIITTTIIIIICC!
    BEGIN!


    JonTron:
    Hey guys, it’s JonTron here
    And I’m gonna make this Critic look queer
    Because even though I’ve only recently gotten into TV
    The Critic stole MY first review of a movie!

    NC:
    I didn’t steal your review I just did my own
    And I see you got Brent after I got him pwned
    You see, I’m sure this is gonna end is victory
    So just sign on this line saying you give this battle to me

    JonTron:
    No way Critic, I’m not falling for your bullshit
    I’m the type that battles, I’m never gonna quit
    I saved a man from Mr Clean, well almost anyway
    But all you do is sit around and not be gay
    I’m happy at times and angry at others
    But I won’t quote that Nerd, ‘cause I don’t want him shitting on my mother

    NC:
    That Nerd is a joke, I’m gonna challenge him next
    Oh yeah that right guys, I’m gonna be the best
    And if you try to challenge me again Jon,
    I’m gonna stuff your family into one of your fake games of Pokemon!

    IN

    SA

    NO'S

    RAP

    BATTLES

    OF ANYTHING!
    Last edited by BrineBlade; 05-25-2014 at 08:56 PM.
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    c'mon guys, could you give me something to work with?
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    Try Ghost Rider vs. Eminem.

    If you want me to review something of yours, click me.
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    We're all humans, we all make mistakes, but try to always keep the site rules in mind..

    Things on here I found funny:
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    wumbo write anotherfanfic now
    have nice peter come in
    "it's nice peter bitches"
    ""and i'm going to give you all my NICE PETER"
    and then peter visits the forum
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    there was a girl though once she told me she loved me she used to tell me that all the time
    she had this really adorable dog
    it was a boxer and it used to bark really loudly and throw howls in the night and never shut up and it kept her up and night before the big final exam

    and i just wanted her to do well on her exam so i shot the dog
    and all of a sudden im a bad guy

    and you don't love me anymore

    i'm so sorry i guess i never ever do a damn thing right

    everybody thinks i'm gonna cause problems

    nobody wants me with them cause they think i'm gonna do all this weird stuff that's gonna cause problems
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    Gogos are not 4 year old toys, they're a choking hazard.
    You Know What Else Is A Choking Hazard? My Penis. So you Better Stop Sucking On it So hard, Four Year Old. Make A New Thread For your Spam, You Stupid Bitch. We Try To have Fun Here. And Don't Jump On me About MLP, You Stupid little Fuck. Like YN Said, Go Get Tested Or Some Shit. I'm Tired Of Putting Up With You. Pie Licking Bitch, Go Shove A Pickle up Your Ass. Better Yet, A Banana.
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    I'm not reading past the title

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    Let no man pull you low enough to hate him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sambama View Post
    Try Ghost Rider vs. Eminem.
    I've always wanted to see someone try that.

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    While I am researching Eminem, i will give you guys some hints for some other battles I have in mind.

    Nerd vs Joe vs Gamer
    Grinch vs ???
    Goku and Gohan vs ??? and ???
    Superman vs ??? (not Goku)
    Weird Al vs ???
    ??? and ??? and ??? vs ??? and ??? and ???
    Possible crossover with Zoroark's VGRBs
    Confirmed crossover with Zoroark and Lohuy's Pokemon Rap Battles
    Hades vs ???
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