AVGN vs Angry Joe vs Irate Gamer for the first one?
Cow
Chicken
Pig
Chicken and Pig
Nobody
This battle sucks...
AVGN vs Angry Joe vs Irate Gamer for the first one?
Superman vs Joseph Stalin, get it? Hahahahaha...
Since Yackerz got himself banned (awkwardly I might add), I have been thinking of taking over the mantle of APBoEH, but I was hoping somebody could help me. If anybody would like to help, please PM me.
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INSANO'S RAP BATTLES OF ANYTHING!
GHOST RIDER!
VS!
EMINEM!
GO!
Ghost Rider:
You won't have time to do your rapping
After all your blood, I will be sapping
For what you did to Kim, you heartless fuck!
You never even gave her any love, you suck!
Eminem:
What'er'ou talkin bout? That little slut?
She was monsterous and put me in a rut!
She never sucked or fucked me at all, that bitch.
She screamed so much, she must've been a witch!
Ghost Rider:
*punches Eminem in the gut*
DON'T TALK ABOUT HER THAT WAY!
YOU KILLED HER EVEN THOUGH YOU NEVER LET HER SAY
HER THOUGHTS TO YOU, OH WHAT, YOU BROKE UP?
YOU SHALL BURN IN THE FIRES OF HELL, YOU FUCK!
Eminem:
Oh please, what're'ou gonna do?
You say fuck to me when you meant to say it to you
A Spirit of Vengence? I don't fucking care
Yo, you n****, you're gonna get MY Penance Stare!
INSANO'S
RAP
BATTLES
OF
*Eminem is sent to Hell by Ghost Rider*
HISTORY!
Last edited by BrineBlade; 05-25-2014 at 08:54 PM.
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So? you didn't make a topic here, did you?Originally Posted by Adonis
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My next battle will be a super one... just sayin'...
hehehehehehe...
Last edited by BrineBlade; 05-18-2014 at 03:56 PM.
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But first, my collab with Zoroark!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF VIDEO GAMES: INSANE CROSSOVER!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NU75uz0b8EU
SKULL KID
VERSUS
META KNIIIIGHT
BEGIN...
Skull:
You wanna be spooked? I'm spitting rhymes like the dark truth
I’m gonna crack your mask like a baseball from Babe Ruth!
Call me Skull Kid, I’m the evilest of them all,
I lure children into the forest, and destroy them with my call!
Termina can't handle the energy I bring
You looked more powerful with butterfly wings!
If you're small but powerful, then there must be some curse
I'll injure you so bad that you'll be running to your Halberd!
Galactica Knight’s soul must’ve gotten to ya
You’re trying to destroy me? I’ll have Marx go through ya!
Your Heavy Lobster's a tank that you suck from the spout
Stumble into my lost woods, you won't get out!
Meta:
You're a kid with no future, possessed and lame
You want a real rap battle? Welcome to the Meta-game!
Just a crackhead scarecrow formed from a kid scared
When I bring out my golden sword, yo you better be prepared!
Why don't you shut up and dance like a pansy to Saria's song?
You're like a Stalfos, miserable and changed, dawg!
Hack and slash like this is chivalry, bitch!
You weren't even important in Twlight Princess!
Remove Majora's Mask, give that duck face a redo!
I'll crash down on you like you're Clock Town, and I'm the moon!
You're a creepy mismatched jackass looks like goblin
Your face gets masked cause you're hiding from your problems!
Skull:
Well tell me, how many friends of yours are giants? None!
How many people have I terrorized? Tons!
Be ready for death cause it's the dawn of the third day!
The only compliment I give is that your Kirby ‘cept less gay.
Look at yourself in a mirror, you're the worst villain ever
Call yourself the Deku Tree cause I'm making you wither!
Without the Song of Time, I’ll give you your first scare!
Hell, you haunt yourself so bad, you're a Meta Knightmare!
Meta:
You wanna go for a ride? I'll blast right through the storm, see?
And deploy your crazy ass like the Subspace army!
Cause I'm Meta Knight, you will never have a better night!
I’m the only one who’s the master of fright!
You're a lost cause, reduced to a dumb assist trophy!
You’ll never be able to actually come and fight me!
So give your abused fairies freedom, you twisted shit in a maze
And give back the ocarina that you don't know how to play!
WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!!
eeeEEEeeeeEEEEEEPICRAPBATTLESOFVIDEOGAMES!!!
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Beat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrdN6t_0rvQ
INSANE RAP BATTLES OF ANYTHING!
DUCK HUNT DOG!
VS
???:
Oh this will be a treat
HADES!
BEGIN!
Hades:
What is this tomfoolery that you brought me here for?
I’m facing a dog, not a fucking God of War!
Besides, I’m the best troller there is
I inspired the trollface before Google became a biz.
I could kill with a flick of my fingers if I wanted to
But instead I just relax and say fuck you!
DHD:
You may be a god, but you’re fightin’ a legend,
at trollin the hero and being invincible at the end.
You see, unlike you I cannot be killed
I only die in fangames that people build
You’re so weak, you lost to an ange’
While I won easily ‘gainst a hunter with some dange’
Hades:
Seriously, I’m taking this from a dog?
I’m gonna destroy you and have you waterlogged
I’m both troll and destroyer, that is a fact
And you, Insano, I’m gonna have you smacked
Cause you gave me a fucking little miserable chump
And now to decimate this dog to get out of this slump
???:
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE HADES, BEFORE YOU CONSUME
THAT DOG THERE, TASTE MY MUSTARD OF DOOM!
IT’S FAWFUL! CONTINUE!
You fink-rats are gonna get blasted by me,
and the Dark Star behind me, you see?
I tricked Red and Green and Turtle too
Y’know what I say Hades? FUCK YOU!
And doggy, I’m gonna eat you as my sandwich of doom!
DHD:
You know what Fawful? You forget I have a gun!
I’m gonna blast you and have this battle done
Cause I’m the first troll, Number One!
Fawful and Hades, are now too overdone
I’m stepping back in to this battle, hahaha!
And troll you all, even that guy who goes WA!
WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
INSANE RAP BATTLES
Hades:
of Hades!
THAT’S IT HADES, GET OUT!
Last edited by BrineBlade; 05-24-2014 at 09:50 PM.
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