Cow
Chicken
Pig
Chicken and Pig
Nobody
This battle sucks...
Well, while this isn't one of the rap battles I originally intended for this season, this is one that I think works well with the new Smash Bros. info (specifically Pac-Man being shown off)
Also, this will be my first rap battle where I will keep updating it, so you guys can see the process from start to finish
INSANO'S RAP BATTLES OF ANYTHING!
PAC-MAN
MEGA MAN
VS!
MARIO
AND Wii Fit TRAINER
Beat: Rasputin vs Stalin (sortof)
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Last edited by BrineBlade; 06-20-2014 at 02:13 PM.
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INSANO’S RAP BATTLES OF ANYTHING!
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC
VERSUS
THE JOKER!
BEGIN!
Joker:
Oh look, another batty man to add to my collection
And this one doesn’t know any offense, he’ll be good for some dissection
You’re gonna be beaten, cause you’re so Fat
I’m gonna beat you so much, you’re not gonna wanna Eat It.
Now you think that you’re gonna battle me after you lost on Jeopardy?
You might as well create your Newtons and leave!
Weird Al:
Why is there a jester trying to taunt me so much?
I think you’ve lost your mind and have been acting as such!
Because you don’t seem to have any hygiene or class!
I mean every single time you appear, you smell and look like an ass!
You only seem to be in three different looks,
Tropical, mafia, and straightjacket, you mook!
Joker:
Oh please, why are you so serious?
I mean, compared to me, you are delirious!
I think everything you know is wrong!
But this isn’t the time to start singing that song.
Because if you started to act well at all
Then that would cause humanity’s fall!
Weird Al:
That’s a little far for it to be humanity's fall!
Just like the same one you had Barbara involve!
Now you might feel some pain, then you might feel numb
Then you’re gonna feel me pulling off both your thumbs
So you can never use a glass cup against anybody again.
Now excuse me while I use this slingshot against you
So Harley can never have anyone to snu-snu!
INSANO’S
RAP
BATTLES
O-
*muffled sounds*
Pinkamena:
You didn’t forget me, did you?
I’m gonna stuff you both like I stuffed Winnie the Pooh.
The sweets I make are the ones you desire
Cupcakes so sweet, and I'm also expired
I’m not always sweet, now I’ll make a new batch
Weird Clown Cupcakes, now down the hatch!
Oh god, *coughs*
you’re sick…
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INSANO’S RAP BATTLES OF ANYTHING REMATCH!
JONTRON!
VS!
NOSTALGIA CRITIC!
BEGIN!
JonTron: You know what Critic, I just realized how
Our last battle sucked even more than the It clown
Cause you think reviewing movies all day
Just distracts you from realizing you’re gay!
And not the good way either, you freakshowboat!
You have guests that seem so punch-happy
I think you became the doll, Slappy!
NC: Oh please, it’s not like you’re better
Having your parrot be in a little sweater?
The movie’s always better than the game, you see?
Even when it’s a shit-hole like Home Alone 3!
Now excuse me, I have to take this call
I’ve got a crazy here Satan, he’s about to take a fall
JonTron: Wow Critic, I didn’t you sucked Satan’s dick!
You’re one of a few men who I would a call a prick!
Your rappin’s so bad, it’s about to make me sick!
Or maybe it’s your female gothic sidekick!
Now let me put on some Normal Boots!
Cause Jacque and I are gonna give you the boot!
*kicks Nostalgia Critic out the window*
*Nostalgia Critic flies back up with help of Brentalfloss*
NC: I thought you were dead?
Brent: I was revived by Jon
NC: Oh well fuck you too then, cause I’m already better
I know I am cause I can take out Shyamalan and his movie bout the Airbender!
While Jon has killed Jacque and is picking his nose
ELEPHANT!
Burger King: The Critic has beaten all of Channel Awesome’s foes!
NC: I’ve become a god and fused with the Plot Hole, you shmuck!
I’m the Nostalgia Critic and I remember it so you don’t have to, you fuck.
Spoiler:
Beat: Bill Nye vs Sir Issac Newton
INSANO'S RAP BATTLES OF ANYTHING!
COW!
VS
CHICKEN!
BEGIN!
Cow:
Of all the farmland animals of history,
They put a motherfucking chicken up against me?
I’m famous, I got cooked into beef!
I drop rhymes like I drop cow patties you b-!
You’re no match for me, you had to hatch free!
I was born out of a cunt very easily!
You wanna battle chick? Don’t have beef with me!
Oh wait, you don’t have any that I see!
BULLSHIT! Did you catch that?
Oh wait it fell on you ‘fore you hatched!
Perhaps it’d be better if it was white and small and thin, oh wait that matched!
I was with Jesus, you were nowhere to be found!
I’m worshipped by Hindus, while they stuffed you with brown.
You waste time trying to give salmonella to make frowns
Oh wait you’re in a carton now not makin’ a sound!
Chicken:
Yes it’s true, what I sometimes do is make people sick and blue
But you’re not through, considering you have that pink slime on you
And I’m still in my time, getting beatin’ like crime,
Whaddyou do with the back half of your life?
You ‘came cocky, stealing my act, and you didn’t even fuck your wife, ohh!
You may be sacred to Hindus but I’m praised by dicks with no balls dude.
Your greasy burgers were amazing but my breaded nuggets kept growing. Ooh!
You don’t wanna mess with this chicken, why?
I’ll get Ernie to punch out your eye!
Stick to taking those slime baths you sheet
Cause I’ve got the meat that everybody likes to eat!
Cow:
Well I conclude, that your meals are the wackiest!
You wouldn’t have passed one of Jamie Oliver’s tests!
Every value size has an equal amount of you, ‘till people start snackin’
I declined the minds of mankind’s full understandin’
And I can calculate the times PETA used you against me in their ad campaigns
And I’d like to leave with a fake quote from Bart Simpson on a boat
“I’d rather have a chicken man, but that just don’t float”
Pig:
Why don’t you pick on a meat your own size?
We got a fatass over here, Chicken’s alright you Shepherd's Pie!
Porky hammy pink guy, used more in media than you’d ever try
Plus that quote is a bullshit shitty-filled lie
Cause I know every cartoon in sight
I’ve been in every of them, but cow was only in one time
By the way the red flag over here is from YouTube
The farmyard is infinite but this battle is just bullpoop
INSANO'S!
RAP
BATTLES!
OF ANYTHING!
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Cows are all female. Unless you're implying the cow is a lesbian living in a state with gay rights. I doubt that.Originally Posted by Chicken, to Cow {Brineblade}
Last edited by Lancer; 08-11-2014 at 04:38 PM.
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I was trying to make a joke that the cows got slaughtered so fast that they weren't able to reproduce.
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Yes. But is the cow a lesbian in a state with gay rights or not? Otherwise might have to edit that lyric for accuracy.
Graphic Designer / YouTuber. Usually known as Mancha!
@comicsansation
Retired Moderator, as well as creator and owner of UBERocity on YouTube. Check us out!
That cow vs chicken battle made me hard
Ｂｕｔ，░ｉｎ░ｔｒｕｔｈ，░Ｉ░ｈａｖｅ░ｗｅｐｔ░ｔｏｏ░ｍｕｃｈ！░Ｄａｗｎｓ░ａｒｅ░ｈｅａ ｒｔｂｒｅａｋｉｎｇ．
Ξｖｅｒｙ░ｍｏｏｎ░ｉｓ░ａｔｒｏｃｉｏｕｓ░ａｎｄ░ｅｖｅｒｙ░ｓｕｎ░ｂｉｔｔｅｒ． （ュ だ どいロリラ威萎虞う ャイ意営縁ぇヵ）
BRINEBLADE'S BATTLES OF ANYTHING!
KIM JONG UN!
V-
*static*
???: I am afraid I will have to nuke you if you have me battle against Osama
fine...
VS
*a giant penguin steps out of the shadows*
???: Wait, what?
KING DEDEDE!
KJU:
The King of Dreamland has stepped up to me?
You're no match for Kirby and you're no match for me!
You try to spit a verse but I'll block you at every chance!
Like Little Mac against Mr. Dream, and I'll beat you in advance!
You couldn't conquer the world, even as a puppet
Whether be shadowy or controlled like a Muppet
You can't even pop a baby pink balloon!
What makes you think your fat ass can beat the legendary Kim Jong Un?
DDD:
Kim Jong Un? Oh, you mean the guy who got sore
Because Sony tried to pin you as the next assassination whore?
You hacked because you didn't find the 2 Stooges very funny
Yet your father let Team America make lots of money
Unlike you, I let my subjects have freedom
While you work your people to death and ya don't even feed 'em!
And besides, I've realized to make piece with the puffball
He stopped evil forces, the ones to whom you sold your balls.
KJU:
Oh you think that's funny to make fun of me?
Just try again after I've won World War 3!
Dark Matter is crushed by my northern boots
While you're a diseased penguin with a sumo pursuit!
And now to drop a nuke on your medieval kingdom
Because you thought you could beat the mighty Kim Jong Un!
DDD:
Oh please, you think you actually have that power?
At this point your best attack would be a golden shower!
You're worthless! *slap* You're nothing! *slap*
You think you're great but you're actually flunking
In how to be a great villain
You threaten that you're gonna do some killin
But when Sony counters a sneak preview
You'll be powerless to even say "FUCK YOU!"
Because you're just like a rich bully who threatens a school.
You'll do nothing, cause nothing, and now you're a fool.
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
BRINEBLADE'S RA-
*Kirby sucks up Kim Jong Un and spits him into the sun*
P BATTLES OF ANYTHING!
Scrapped lines:
KJU (Verse 1):
I've got a gun, you've got a hammer, it's easy to see
That you're no match for me OR Kirby!
Your nemesis is just a pink Muppet!
You didn't do shit even as a puppet
You can't even beat a pink fuckin' balloon
And you have no chance at stopping, KIM JONG UN!
DDD just got triple penetrated by Kim Jong Un!
DDD (Verse 1):
Kim Jong Un? Never heard of ya before!
Oh wait, you're the guy who started a cyberwar!
After not finding 2 bumbling idiots very funny
While you use your people once and then ya feel like ya don't need 'em!
KJU (Verse 2):
Your nemesis is named after a vacuum that sucks my pee-pee!
You fought my law, and my law won.
DDD (Verse 2):
You may have an army, but I've got one too.
But I won't need them, cause Kirby's coming for you.
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