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    Forum Art Online

    So young Adonis buys himself a Nerve Gear game system and puts it on.
    "Holy shit this is swaggin'"
    He was a beta tester for some game called Sword Art Online.
    But now it was the game's official launch.
    So he decided to enter.
    When he arrived he was greeted by his online friend, Dion. Dion pointed to someone in the crowd.
    Dion: "Is that Kirito?"
    Adonis: "Yes."
    Dion: "FUCK THAT GUY"

    --------------------------FORUM ART ONLINE-------------------------------------
    Random person: "THE LOGOUT BUTTON IS MISSING"
    Dion: "I didn't see that coming."
    Other person: "HOLY SHIT WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN?"
    Dion: "Do any of you culture-less shit bags even watch anime?!"
    -------------------------FORUM ART ONLINE---------------------------------------

    Ok
    Enough of this stupid shit.
    Let's get it poppin'
    There's no more important pl- SON OF A BIIIIIITCH
    A ghostly figure floated into the sky
    Ghostly Fagure: "You all need to make it through all 100 l-"
    Kirito: "100 LEVELS, HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT'S A LOT!"
    Ghostly Nigure: "Okaaaay. Let's take a vote on how long the game should be"
    *Later*
    Ghostly Asswipe: "So we voted on 37 and a half stages! You have to complete all of them. And if you try to leave you will get killed online + IRL"

    So eleven forumers band together to create the ERBoH guild (Really fucking original name)
    THEY ARE:
    DaveCreator
    PolarBore
    Dion
    Adonis
    AC Newton
    Yellownerd
    Armoured Titan
    ZoroarkPKMN
    KaRL MaRX
    Rob
    aaaaaaaaaand Sman

    I know they all will last long!
    DaveCreator: "This world needs to SHUT UP and stop!!!"
    He tries to pull his helmet off and his brains melt.
    Wellll
    Make that 10!
    (This is gonna be a really fucking long fan-fic)
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    niceee...
    So no one told you life was gonna be this way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 0 View Post
    Dion: "Do any of you culture-less shit bags even watch anime?!"
    Going into my sig.

    Resident Skumfuk

    Spoiler: 
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    *SEXUAL TENSION*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Top-Hattington
    ...I can almost smell your acumen
    Quote Originally Posted by ERBoH
    Dion the great, the first to spoketh with peter the nice, the first to modeth globally, the first to donatith
    Quote Originally Posted by Epic Doctor X
    Dion's a true ERB gambler
    Quote Originally Posted by Epic Doctor X
    Every one on this forum has a crush on Dion. No exceptions. Why? Because you're freakin' dead if you don't have a crush on Dion.
    Quote Originally Posted by Yackerz
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
    I can never stop changing my username.
    Personally, Dion, Dion, and Dion were your best. It all went downhill when you chose Dion, though. Should've stuck with Dion.
    Quote Originally Posted by Chat Box
    Wumbo: KINGDOM HEARTS FUCKING THREE
    Dion: KINGDOM HEARTS FUCKING THREE
    Dr. Facilier: Dion you wont be in it
    Dion: Won't be in what?
    Umbreon: Kingdom Hearts 3 apparently
    Dion: I will be in Kingdom Hearts 3.
    Umbreon: Dion will be the final boss of Kingdom Hearts 3
    Quote Originally Posted by Top-Hattington
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
    Quote Originally Posted by Top-Hattington
    My mom bought new soup bowls. I'm not sure how I feel about this.
    Wear them as a bra, Top.
    I can't. They're for soup, not my luscious breasts. Plus they have handles. I can't wear a bra with handles.
    Quote Originally Posted by 0 View Post
    Dion: "Do any of you culture-less shit bags even watch anime?!"
    Quote Originally Posted by Top-Hattington
    If we were in a 1950s high school, Dion would be like the dreamy hunk and we're all just innocent poodle skirt-wearing girls harboring a deep deep love for him
    Quote Originally Posted by Lohuydahutt
    [23-07, 03:21] Lohuydahutt: * Lohuydahutt comes in at a completely random time and becomes attracted to Dion for some inexplicable reason

    It's been 30 minutes since the Kingdom Hearts 3 announcement, and my life has turned around for the better. I stopped doing hard drugs, and my grades have improved by margins. I got off the streets and got a real job. I called my mom who I haven't talked to in years and introduced her to my girlfriend I met 29 minutes ago, Emma Watson. Upon hanging up the phone, Taco Bell arrived with my delivery and the driver gave me his winning lotto ticket. Emma and I then proceeded to cuddle while watching Sword Art Online and Attack on Titan. I am typing this from my waterbed on my Yacht in the Tropics. This has been a good day... Ah, I have to go guys... Emma just fell asleep on my washboard 12pac abs that I got from doing sit ups 5 minutes ago. Don't want to disturb her. It almost feels like a scattered dream that's like a far-off memory... a far-off memory that's like a scattered dream...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dion View Post
    Going into my sig.
    Lol the one time I don't try to get into someone's sig I do.
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