So young Adonis buys himself a Nerve Gear game system and puts it on.
"Holy shit this is swaggin'"
He was a beta tester for some game called Sword Art Online.
But now it was the game's official launch.
So he decided to enter.
When he arrived he was greeted by his online friend, Dion. Dion pointed to someone in the crowd.
Dion: "Is that Kirito?"
Adonis: "Yes."
Dion: "FUCK THAT GUY"
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Random person: "THE LOGOUT BUTTON IS MISSING"
Dion: "I didn't see that coming."
Other person: "HOLY SHIT WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN?"
Dion: "Do any of you culture-less shit bags even watch anime?!"
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Ok
Enough of this stupid shit.
Let's get it poppin'
There's no more important pl- SON OF A BIIIIIITCH
A ghostly figure floated into the sky
Ghostly Fagure: "You all need to make it through all 100 l-"
Kirito: "100 LEVELS, HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT'S A LOT!"
Ghostly Nigure: "Okaaaay. Let's take a vote on how long the game should be"
*Later*
Ghostly Asswipe: "So we voted on 37 and a half stages! You have to complete all of them. And if you try to leave you will get killed online + IRL"
So eleven forumers band together to create the ERBoH guild (Really fucking original name)
THEY ARE:
DaveCreator
PolarBore
Dion
Adonis
AC Newton
Yellownerd
Armoured Titan
ZoroarkPKMN
KaRL MaRX
Rob
aaaaaaaaaand Sman
I know they all will last long!
DaveCreator: "This world needs to SHUT UP and stop!!!"
He tries to pull his helmet off and his brains melt.
Wellll
Make that 10!
(This is gonna be a really fucking long fan-fic)