Ryan Gosling's sperm/10 would definitely read again
Ryan Gosling's sperm/10 would definitely read again
Some people call me Jacob (and you're certainly welcome to), but on this forum I go by the name…
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chapter 2: lol kurts a girl
polarchu kept saying the thing he loved most over and over, like it was the only sound he can make.
DIK DIK DIK DIK DIK
im bored so not really gonna write with good logic here
kurt rode by on motercycle dressed as the joker
nigga i'm here for you to steal my bike and fix your polarchu
he aint sick
kurt shoots polarchu
bing bong... y u do dis
ashumbo said "can i borrow bike"
"sure"
ashumbo rides off
NIGGA STOLE MY BIKE
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DR ACCORDJOY. HALP.
k.
she fixes pikachu..
he good as new
prepare 4 truble
and cats
and big hair
cartoon boobs
annoying asian man/girl/ginger bike complains
brock sambama
balls
Originally Posted by Juiz
das racist
Spoiler:
#BrockSambama2014
idk where i was
chapter something: something happens that i just thought of 5 seconds ago
team bop it (pun on team rocket duh) crashed wrong building
whoops
polarchu is alright. he still got capped tho
kurt is with them
he's yelling
some stuff happened,
romantic feelings between kurt and ashumbo
dats gay do
just for fun i'll make polarchu pregnant
that'll be amusing for later story.
lets have ashumbo catch a pokemon
wtf is that kurt
it's a squirtgunnut
eeeeew
they walk past it
WAT ABOUT THAT
it's a metapod
that sounds like an actual pokemon name wheres the forumer pun
k.
ummmmm
ummmmmmmmm
lost my train of thought
i'm literally just typing whatever comes to mind
lets bring in rocket as butterfree. he's butterrocket because unorginal name time
ashumbo throws his balls at butterrockets hard exterior, penetrating it slowly.
somehow, butterrocket turned into a caterpie, even thought it was a metapod.
i'm lost
ashumbo has got a butterfree that's called butterrocket. thats all you need to know.
i'll write some more tommorow.
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10outta10outta10 will most certainly read again.
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Chapter 4: desolation of smaugbama (iz sam)
my fellow amerikans
i am brock sambama
i'm going to go to the pokeworld
to avoid nuclear warfare
peace out
tell osama to suck it
brock sambama jumped in lindsay lohans vag
it was a portal to the pokeworld duh
he was in a universe
where tf am i my fellow amerikans
A great being, came forth from the darkness.
My name is BBGUN. I am the Ruler of the Universes. I see you have stepped into my domain, I am here to grant you good tidings and help you on your journey into another universe. I hope that when you are there you will be friendly to all creatures, and use your knowledge of me t-
POKEWORLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDD
Brock Sambama jumped through the Pokeworld toilet
BACK IN POKELANDDDDD
Polarchu was having contractions
wtf i'm a virgin
ashumbo walks away snickering
(he rapes him like game of thrones duh)
polarchu poops out brock sambama
I CAME IN LIKE A POOOOOOOOOOKEBALL
who are you
the president of this land
what the heck is a presid--
I KILLLLLL OSAMMAMAMAMA
wat the heck are you--
MICHELLE WERE IS MY SUPAH SUIT
k.
brock is part of the group now. Deal with it.
nigga I cant see that
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