Zoroark's VGRBs

[BBC7]

Hmm...I guess that confirms Wonder-Red then. Time to think about who his opponent could be.

[BrineBlade]

Dale is in all NASCAR video games before his death. And even some afterwards.
Dora is in the games in here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dora_th...er_video_games

[ZoroarkPKMN]

Still need an opponent for Olimar, and I'd like one for Wario.

[ZoroarkPKMN]

Hmm...I guess that confirms Wonder-Red then. Time to think about who his opponent could be.

You'll find out today

[BBC7]

Wario vs Pigma comes to mind, though I'm sure there's a more worthy capitalist villain. I'm also not too sure if Pigma has much to work with, other than the fact that he's a money-loving pig that used to work for StarFox. And a complete douche.

[ZoroarkPKMN]

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF VIDEO GAMES!

WONDER-RED
VERSUS
VIEWTIFUL JOOOOOOEEEE
BEGIN...


Joe:
Which one of these rainbow-colored dicks want to get beat
I'm a comic book hero, spitting rhymes so deadly
You lead a group of one-double-oh douches
With a game more shitty than it's fucking graphics
So come get me, and remember that I came first
You might fight aliens, but you're the real Jerk
I fight baddies one man, you need a team? Come on!
Why don't you Unite Morph into a dick you can suck on?!

Red:
Sit the fuck down, you waste of memory space
You're a self-absorbed prick who fights along Dante
Yo, Viewtiful Joe, are you beautiful? No!
Just a linear storyline with no room to grow!
I save my home planet from its oncoming destruction
Your players are just waiting for a file corruption
My Wonder Team's ready to leave your lyrically raped
Why don't you and your girl go lick Captain Blue Ball's taint

Joe:
So, you wanna battle dirty? Let's have a red hot rumble
Sylvia, go beat this prick and watch his team crumble!

Sylvia:
Yo my boy Joe! He'll scrape you little punks off the floor!
My daddy gave me a watch so I can change like you know!
I'm a damsel in distress, but I still own this fucking game
So hot the game designers put Sexy in my name!
Yeah your daddy got killed when he was a superhero!
It's like having a hundred samurais who don't know where the fuck to go
I mean you couldn't even get puss from Immorta, you nerd!
Better chow down your noodle soup to go, cause you just got burned!

Red:
Don't cross me, bitch, I got a team of elite agents
Might as well bring out one with a whip who's raging!

Pink:
Wonder Eyes, Pink! Straight from Romania!
Bout to whip this fucking bitch right here in this rap stadium!
I get furious when you cross me, so get lost!
I'll show you what it means when a cunt like Sexy Sylvia gets caught!
Are we that much of a rip-off, cause I don't see any spikes on ya!
You better think twice before you fuck with a hundred and one, son!
I'm Indiana Jones and Simon Belmont in one place
But with tits, you shit! Now get the fuck out of our base!

WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!!

eeeeeeEEEEEEEEEPICRAPBATTLESOFVIDEOGAMESUGGGHGH

[ZoroarkPKMN]

Wario vs Pigma comes to mind, though I'm sure there's a more worthy capitalist villain. I'm also not too sure if Pigma has much to work with, other than the fact that he's a money-loving pig that used to work for StarFox. And a complete douche.

Mentioning StarFox gave me good opponent for Olimar.

[BBC7]

That was well done, having a difficult time choosing a winner though

[ZoroarkPKMN]

That was well done, having a difficult time choosing a winner though

Danke.

[BBC7]

The fanmade ERBOH forum seems to be pretty inactive. At least it's not at my level of inactivity.