Zoroark's VGRBs

[BrineBlade]

Maxwell vs Mr. Myklplik?
Solid Snake vs one of the Assassin Creed assassins?

[ZoroarkPKMN]

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF VIDEO GAMES!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5yyXMXGfGE

PROFESSOR LAYTON
VERSUS
PROFESSOR E GAAAAAADD
BEGIN...


Layton:
I'm about to...haunt this irritating old shit
Gives up his whole life to let Mario's brother handle it
Hershel brings to the table what Elvin isn't able
To painfully suck up these fables, fatal
I wouldn't trust this old sack of shit
Puzzle-solving genius versus this prick scientist
This schizophrenic unhygienic dentist
Is about to get wrecked by this evident menace
You're too old, that's the basic fact to catch your ghosts
Predominately a modern Bill Murray, but less comedic gold
Speak gibberish when you rhyme, I'm told
Well let me hear this bold, mental handicapped rebuttal

Gadd:
You got scared of a fucking specter
While I face 'em head on, meet this pimp Ghostbuster
Pop in my mansion and you will see a true fright
Kick the ass of a dead family in one night!
I've got tons of quick wit gadgets Bowser pillages
Just chilling in my lab, E. Gadd screws this curious village shit
You're no gentleman, in fact you're hardly adventuring
Travel the world with a bitch and a stupid bratty kid!
You're unwinding in a future where you get owned by me!
Don't come to me with shit about your crappy Azran Legacy!
Kiss my ass with your Miracle Mask, rip you to pieces!
I see nothing before me but an Eternal Diva!

Layton & Luke:
Yo come on, pro-fessor! Profess your restless disses!
Towards this ghost hunting little son-of-a-bitch
Miss Emma could spit a rhyme more harsher than his!
Luke, I could do this by myself, but let's see you whip him!
Alright! Here's a puzzle, please! Drop to your motherfucking knees!
Lick these underage nuts if you dare to fuck with thee
Bust his old crappy face ridden with Alzheimer's!
Crack his Dark Moon, whipper-snapping old timer!

Gadd & Luigi:
Waah! Do you really think-a that we can kill this brainless ass?
I'm sure of it, Luigi! Now let him look through my glasses!
I'm a fearful, tearful palette swap becoming fearless!
Poltergust strapped to my back trapping spirits!
This English trickster with wit is about to be doomed
When I end him like I did King Boo!
Great work, Luigi! Fears have been conquered today!
Take out your Game Boy Horror, cause we made a dual scream!

WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!!

EPIC!
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[ZoroarkPKMN]

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF VIDEO GAMES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhilLJNw18c

GLADOS
VERSUS
COOOORRRTANAAAA
BEGIN...


Cortana:
Come face me, you cum-faced bot-replaced cunt
Which of us computer programmed girls is more intelligent
I bring info and intel when combat evolves
You watch a lab rat shoot a portal gun and solve
The death of your higher-up was way too tragic
But I'll cut your wires, son, though I'm holographic!
You're bitter cause you got paved on the ground by a mute bitch
She doesn't speak but she still kicked your RAM disk
Got duped by a stupid dude, put you in a potato
You killed countless people, you don't deserve a Halo!
I roll cold and blue bold while you cause Valve drama
"Fucked up" is too gentle for you in this battle with Cortana

GLaDOS:
It's you...now I have a reason to be bothered
I'll chew this moron with my gigabytes, you monster
I'm a genetic lifeform and disk operating system
You're a twisted assistant with no wisdom, so listen
Was screwed up twice by two mice, yet I'm still alive
I'm in this battle for the science of how your face is a lie
Time for your destruction, my process was interrupted
Imma gear the neurotoxin cause this data's corrupted
Disassemble your matter, please go back to Master Chief
You can grab his Spartan Laser and get down on your knees
So respect Aperture and you won't get dumped
I'll beat this glitchy .gif with more flow than the Flood

Cortana:
My research is telling me that you don't match up to me
You're a better computer, wow, that's a reach!
Chief needs me, or else he's stuck in a rut against the Elites
I'm gonna destroy this sentient shit cause I'm a graphic OG!
I'll make you look worse than your chambers starting Portal two!
You're a villain, hanging, chilling, thrill until you get wrecked by a mute
And don't even get me started on those duo robot testers
Atlas and P-Body are just your laboratory messengers

GLaDOS:
I will kill you just like I killed all of Aperture!
I'll bring you up from your crap battlefield like the rapture!
Drive away in your petty officer's pocket!
You're about to get blocked, bitch, you know you can't stop it!
I'm a real life badass poured into bits and numbers
Bitch is useless as an alarm clock, waking people from their slumber
So come back when you figure out who's the real great AI
Now I want you gone from my rap spawn, you're the lie

Cortana:
I'm gonna download from the web and make you suck a thousand cocks
I spit false rhymes, tell me how you see that paradox?!
I'm paralyzing this careless, simple-minded science binded
Smack you back to your trials with Johnson, right as your Caroline

WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!!

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PICRAPBATTLESOFVIDEOGAMES

[BBC7]

Would you ever consider putting Heihachi in a rap battle? Layton and GlaDOS receive my vote, by the way.

[ZoroarkPKMN]

Would you ever consider putting Heihachi in a rap battle? Layton and GlaDOS receive my vote, by the way.

He's certainly got potential. Possibly against a fighting game character, but I'd have to do research.

[BBC7]

If research is an issue, I would recommend learning about the Mishima family in general, it's really fucked up, mostly because Heihachi is a self-absorbed prick.

[ZoroarkPKMN]

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF VIDEO GAMES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPBm8LlzCAY

KING K ROOL
VERSUS
BOOOOWWWWSEEEEERRR
BEGIN...


Rool:
My reign is great, got that King K rule!
This big ugly turtle is about to get fooled
By this saltwater crocodile beating DK to the punch
I'll knock the Koopa brains out your head and eat you as my lunch!
You're the king of a clan of shitty enemies
Don't bother battling this king, I will not be friendly!
Big, giant, stole a castle and took it to space
Yet you can't stop a plumber with a discolored mustache on his face
That's what I'm saying! I'll get my whole band of Kremlings
To tear you to shreds, yeah the pain never ends, so retreat in your shell trembling
Princess Peach enough, you got the same army of mushrooms
You're raiding her kingdom, man what are you thinking because you got Toads but they're so doomed
So come at me with all you've got, Bowser
Smash your spiky back until you're shouting out "Wowzer!"
I'll rob you of your dignity once I win this rap battle
Red cape on my back, crack this jackass, rebuttal

Bowser:
I'm sorry, but the fucks I give are in another castle
You were abandoned after one game, factual
Yo I'm antagonistic but I'm still invited to races
You hate all filthy apes, anthropomorphic racist
There'll be no trace when I capture princesses left and right
I'm the Koopa King, so shut your trap cause you do not put up a fight
I spit fire, you're suffering multiple personalities
So bet your bananas, you'll never have skills that surpass me
Step into Bowser's Castle and you will never find your way out
I'll smash your whole alligator army right now!
You say you're powerful but you're still looking pretty fat
If I had to guess, the only power you get is from a protein shake six-pack
You're whole spelling error crew is about to get shell-ved
I run a whole game's basis, you might need some help
You want to embrace my flames, then I'll give you a taste
Roar a load of blaze all up in that ugly face!

(K. Rool becomes Kaptain K. Rool)

Kaptain:
Listen to these facts! Not a king, but a captain!
Flipping these tables cause now this dragon will be trapped!
I wield a pirate shotgun, I make your franchise not fun
Like when I stole Donkey and held him for ransom
Switched it up, mad scientist controlling the Kremisphere
Bringing loads of KAOS to everyone who can hear
Cause I'm King Krusha K. Rool! Call Animal Crossing, they got a brand new K.K.
You got a loud-mouth son who paints islands for fun, well let me now ruin both your days!

Bowser:
I don't even have to be alive to rap against you!
Dry these bones and I'll still be the best, too!
You think you're so smart, I got eight kids fists up
You got a bunch of look-alike crocodiles, think, son!
This tyrant treats his people cruel
Your name is a combination of rule and tool!
I got tons of black magic so you better be scared!
I leave the Mushroom Kingdom broken-hearted, beat just blared!
There!

WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!!

EPIC
RAP
BATTLES
ROOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRROFVIDEOGAMES

[AccordionChick]

Wario VS Wii-Fit Trainer(s?) - Unhealthy VS Healthy
Master Chief VS Megaman - Metal Guys
Takamaru VS Ryu Hayabusa - Samurai VS Ninja

[ZoroarkPKMN]

Wario VS Wii-Fit Trainer(s?) - Unhealthy VS Healthy
Master Chief VS Megaman - Metal Guys
Takamaru VS Ryu Hayabusa - Samurai VS Ninja

At least one character from each of those battles will be used, one of them is actually happening.

[ZoroarkPKMN]

Level with me for one second. Let's pretend that Disney Infinity can have a representative in the battle, against a normal video game character
In the event I use a Disney Infinity character, I have one question.
What video game female could go against Elsa from Frozen? Maybe someone with ice powers, or better yet fire powers?