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    Sektor and Cyrax vs Chibi-Robo

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    Sektor and Cyrax vs Chibi-Robo
    I think I've gotten my fighting game fill for a while. What's another robot Chibi-Robo could face?
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    Sly Cooper vs Klonoa. Zoroark's VGRBs Season 3.

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    SLY COOPER
    VERSUS
    KLONOOOOOAAAAAAAAAA
    BEGIN...


    Cooper:
    I'm Sly Cooper, I'm a trooper
    This juiced-up dude's about to get duped
    By this literal criminal with a bit of a villainous life
    From Thieves in Time, greatest thief of all time
    You break the fourth wall with your own hat
    Try to wreck me with a blast from your wind attack
    This foreign furry is Namco's death
    I haven't even stolen the show...yet

    Klonoa:
    You're a crowned jewel thief with a life of misery
    A team of creeps biting the dust like your family
    I never give up a fight, Ringtail, learn it
    Making the Sitting Duck lie down on a curb
    You tip-toe in the night like a pedophile
    While I chill and open doors in Phantomile!
    I'll rip you shreds with that red backpack!
    You're hunted by your love, isn't that classic?

    Cooper:
    Come face me and my Cooper gang!
    The Ball has brains! I'll hit you with my cane!
    Major Muggshot can't be stopped from copping this schizophrenic prick
    Carmelita can inspect this criminally genius dick!

    Klonoa:
    The honor of your crap band of thieves
    The conniving cheats with no respect for other peeps
    Can be seen as not real! You're not a hero to shit!
    If they cared about you, they wouldn't leave you stranded in Ancient Egypt!

    WHO WON?!
    WHO'S NEXT?!
    YOU DECIDE!!

    EPIC!
    RAP!
    BATTLES!
    OF!
    VIDEO!
    GAMES!
    YEAH!
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    Shadow vs Sephiroth. Zoroark's VGRBs Season 3.

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    SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG
    VERSUS
    SEEEEPHIRRROOOTTTH
    BEGIN...


    Shadow:
    Ugh, who's this jackass? He's bout to get smashed
    By this badass ambivalent bitching Shadow who bashes
    You were just a fighter who got rebellious and angry
    Then started going apeshit on an electric power company
    The fact is my past was trashed for my future
    The Black Arms packed in a bag of Black Doom's serve
    Dissing this ageless racist who was created
    To swing that long blade and bane his enemies
    I don't need guns when these guns on my arms protect G.U.N.S
    You're one puny SOLDIER, first class you were done
    I motherfucking roll, Cloud took on a toll on your soul
    You're not bold enough to hold up my Chaos Control

    Sephiroth:
    You know we're not so different, we fought against our masters
    But the key change between us I can fight faster
    You tried to end the world but then you met a blue hedgehog
    And helped him fight a kinetic misunderstood future sod
    Man you bring less chaos then your Chaos, get with it
    I fucked up Cloud Strife and his girlfriend Aerith
    This black cape I don when it hits the morn
    Will be the sworn coat worn when I send you to the morgue!
    This amnesiac creep who hates everything will get smashed to pieces
    And he'll try to put himself together like his fucking memory!
    You had a hand to defeat Eggman or to span the globe
    And help black aliens control it with your foes

    Shadow:
    You're not evil! You fought against AVALANCHE!
    An eco-terrorist badass gang of idiots!
    You fluttered in the black room of RPG final bosses
    Had a destroy-all move and still somehow found himself to loss

    Sephiroth:
    You mess with Sephiroth? I drop an ancient bomb!
    It won't take seven installments for me rock this hedgehog!
    Your blood was seeped from the ones you destroyed and tore
    You're Robotnik's project! I'M THE ULTIMATE LIFEFORM!

    WHO WON?!
    WHO'S NEXT?!
    YOU DECIDE!!

    EPIC!
    RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
    BAAAA-AAAAA-AAAA-TTTLESSS
    OFVIIIIIIII-IIIIIIII-IIIIDEO
    GAAAAA-AAA-AAAAMESS
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    King Hippo vs King of Hyrule. Zoroark's VGRBs Season 3.

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    KING HYRULE
    VERSUS
    KIIIING HIPPOOOO
    BEGIN...


    Hippo:
    I am a giant monstrous boxing champion, no mercy
    Majorly destroying and dominating minor circuitry
    You're too afraid to take on bosses and navigate dungeons
    When I smash jackasses I can be considered Bear Huggin'!
    You tell Link shit late on your Pirate's Charm
    While he's fighting demons and in great harm
    So you lie in the waves as a boat with no powers
    Because of your great post-Ocarina disasters

    Hyrule:
    Now I've seen many Zelda emcees take up the mic and own
    But I'm the OG Hylian who's gonna put down King Hippo!
    *transforms from boat into human*
    I say you can't punch-out of diabetes, bitch!
    I was owning your ass as a ship!
    This homo lies around eating on his own
    At least when I perished it was in my true home!
    Cause yes, I sunk Hyrule, to protect it from Ganon's evil
    The Great Sea formed to spread out the righteous people

    Hippo:
    Lemme strap this manhole to my chest and fucking wreck you!
    This crown on my head represents what I defend, too!
    I got my own island, you're trapped in a basement!
    I KO little shits who try to faze this!

    Hyrule:
    Watch as King Daphnes Nohansen Hyrule star punches
    With disses so bludgeoning it depletes hearts like they're nothing
    My death was not in vain, but I'm the King of Red Lions and this land that's passed
    Though when I end those boat days, I'll drown not regretting my past

    WHO WON?!
    WHO'S NEXT?!
    YOU DECIDE!!

    EPIC!
    *wind blows*
    RAAAAAaaaaaa...
    BAAAAAaaaaa....
    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaTLESOFHISTORYYYYyyyyy.....
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    Bowser Jr vs Porky Minch. Zoroark's VGRBs Season 3.

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    BOWSER JUNIOR
    VERSUS
    POOOORRRRKYYYYYY
    BEGIN...


    Pokey:
    Who's this little turtle stepping up to me?
    I'll send you back to your clown car, name's Pokey
    You'll be hitting baseballs and trying to stop dinos
    While I'm chilling using Ness as a shield, looking fine, yo!
    You're the heir to the throne but your daddy never dies
    Even when he's made of freaking bones he still tries
    I've been crushing PK punks for ten thousand years
    And when I climb inside my robot spider I am fear!

    Junior:
    You stupid little shit! My dad will get you
    And send you back to the house where you got bruised
    You're fucked up in astronomical ways
    One swipe of the paintbrush and you go away!
    Toss disses like explosives on the final boss
    You hide under a city when I face Mario head-on
    And transform into him in battle
    I'll crack your ass and that Absolutely Safe Capsule

    Porky:
    With my eternal life, I will see this world to its end
    Until everyone who won't like me is gone, even friends
    And you, second-in-command, I'll give you a backhand
    And smack this rapping Koopa with no last chance
    I hide under a city? You hide under a mask
    I challenged Lucas and I won't be smashed
    King P Porky with Pig King Statue
    No PK Flash will trash me in this Ruined Zoo

    Junior:
    You are an obnoxious brain-washed monster
    Used to be nice but then you got bothered
    And a big fucking fetus came out and starting wrecking
    You had no choice but to represent him!
    And fuck you, this clown car's my home where I drop raps
    And I drop Bomb-Ombs on this fascist jackass
    You don't mean business, you'll cease to exist around now
    Kick you out your spider mech and let you fall Earthbound

    WHO WON?!
    WHO'S NEXT?!
    YOU DECIDE!!

    EPIC!
    RAPPA-RAPPARAPPA-RAP
    BATTA-BATTABATTA-BATTLES
    OFOFOF
    VID-EO GAMES!
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    Eggplant Wizard vs Black Mage. Zoroark's VGRBs Season 3.

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    EGGPLANT WIZARD
    VERSUS
    BLAAAAACK MAAAAAAAAGEEE
    BEGIN...


    Mage:
    Watch me whip this little jackass
    And crack his skull into it falls into pieces like broken glass
    Oh wait, the fact is that trash head's body is an eggplant
    Vegetable limbs, understand it?
    Black Mage in the house, and I wreck it
    Low HP but you can just forget it
    Cause I bust nuts inside you dumb fucks
    From Kid Icarus and all you Underworld chumps
    Yeah that's right you serve Medusa
    You curse Pit but he never gets bruised up
    Cause he walks right to a hospital
    And he's cured from your worst nightmare, man you're unstoppable

    Wizard:
    I bring a blizzard of cold rhymes harsher than the Seafloor Palace
    You got no head, just darkness and two glowing eyes, I'll kick you in your phallus
    I'll eat you up like you're an Eggplant's salad
    You're so weak, man Square-Enix needs balance
    Eggplant Wizard that's the name
    Your whole job class acts the same
    You're dressed casually, I rock viciously
    You got no defense so I will end you simply
    You say vegetable moves are weak
    Well I'll render you useless and crush you as we speak
    So keep focus, your final fantasy is bogus
    Out of all the classes, yours is the lowest

    Mage:
    Your best friend is a big fat boxer
    Cast black magic on your ass, I'm a monster
    That one single eye, man your depth perception
    Must be messed up trying to diss this lyrical perfection
    Fuck ya'll I'm Vivi Ornitier
    The best rep for Black Mages you'll ever hear
    This Mace of Zeus that I use could screw Hades and Poseidon
    You best not be lying, my triumphs are high!

    (Tempura Wizard shows up)

    Tempura:
    Coming in 8-bit, I'm Tempura
    Except my food turning curses aren't temporary, son
    Vivi bout to drop this his feet
    Cause this high-class wizard just found something to eat
    You're a little shrimp, I sit on a bowl of rice
    And when I turn you to a breaded masterpiece, you better run, it's my advice
    Cause I'll get hungry and I'll want to take a bite
    Of that sweet Orunitia that's an instant KO termite

    WHO WON?!
    WHO'S NEXT?!
    YOU DECIDE!!

    EPIC!
    *chomping sounds*
    ....rrrrrrraaaaaaaaaAAAAAAPPPPBATTLESOFVIDEOGAMES
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    Darunia vs Cha-Cha and Kayamba. Zoroark's VGRBs Season 3.

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    CHA-CHA AND KAYAMBA
    VERSUS
    DAAAAARRUUUUUNIAAAAAA
    BEGIN...


    Darunia:
    Huh? Who are these two midgets I see?
    They put two dancing freaks against me?
    Death Mountain is where I should be
    But instead I'm about to go angry
    You two call yourselves the masters of slaying hunters
    But like your traveling system, you two shall go under
    I spit 'em hot, I'm the Sage of Fire
    If you wanna face me, climb this scary spire
    I'll bomb you two like a Dodongo
    You wanna play a crappy song, prepare to get owned
    I only dance for Zelda's lullaby
    Two Shakalaka mothafuckas gonna die

    Shakalaka:
    You speak to my people-cha wrong
    I'll boost attack-cha with dancing-cha song
    I'm Cha-Cha, cha! Get it Cha-Darunia?
    Me and friend Kayamba-cha will go RAH!

    Let Pincer-masked battler rap now
    I go Duramboros and slam you to ground
    Though may be rivals, me and bro here
    Will bring Goron bore lots of fear!

    I Cha-Cha challenge you
    To dance battle-cha, you gonna lose

    Link try to save world but you just selfish
    With a ruby he need to grow elfish


    Darunia:
    Pfft, weak burns! I'm a god amongst Gorons!
    I make a fright outta Darmani, bigger than Biggoron!
    You two bicker and bicker on! I spit 'em sicker to sicker to hot
    I let Link lift rocks to throw at Cha-Cha and Kayamba!

    Shakalaka:
    This quest for glory end now, rock man!
    You hungry-cha for what you're cha-surrounded
    We not afraid of you, monster hunting is job
    When we throw-cha dung bomb we be cha-quite fond

    WHO WON?!
    WHO'S NEXT?!
    YOU DECIDE!!

    EP-CHA
    IC-CHA
    RAP-CHA
    BAT-CHA
    TLES-CHA
    OF-CHA
    VID-CHA
    E-CHA
    O-CHA
    GAMES-CHA!
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    Chibi-Robo vs ROB. Zoroark's VGRBs Season 3.

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    CHIBI ROBO
    VERSUS
    ROOOOOOOOOB
    BEGIN...


    Chibi:
    You better back up cause I'm about to shock this punk
    And you better stack up all those shitty games you come from
    Let me just pop this plug in an outlet
    Bitch smack ya a couple times, pull it out, I'm all lit!
    I run on watts, bitch! You run on subspace!
    You're a hunk of plastic junk turned to nothing
    So spin your little tops cause I really don't care
    I make people happy, you make people scared

    ROB:
    You should speak nicer to this Robotic Operating Buddy
    You're a Citrusoft product for easy money
    Operation: Defeat Minuscule Robot starts
    That's right bitch, Imma start my DMR
    I'll twist you and turn you and shoot you like you were a gyro mite
    It'll take a long time, but I'll push your buttons, aight?
    You're picking up junk to put in a museum
    In a crappy e-shop release nobody wanted to see

    Chibi:
    You're a waste of space! A slow moving player two!
    Head back to the Famicom where no one will touch you
    You stare in a void on the TV screen
    While I help families when they are in need
    Curators, I'm helping and Sandersons don't need to fear
    I stop divorce, motherfucker! Nothing to see here
    Except a bloody broken robot on the floor that I smashed
    You're a servant to a hand that's not even top of the class

    (ROB turns into Ancient Minister)

    Minister:
    I'm a machine inside forced to make bombs and blast 'em
    I don't wanna be evil but my choices I don't have them
    Subspace Army that's where I belong
    Ganondorf and Bowser abusing those I love
    And in my time of trouble you're gonna come and make fun of me?
    I'm the last surviving ROB, you're pretty ugly
    I grew up on the Floating Isle, that I'm abused on
    Ancient Minister just ended this battle rap Brawl!

    WHO WON?!
    WHO'S NEXT?!
    YOU DECIDE!!

    EPIC!
    *gears turning*
    rarararararararapapapapapapapapapap
    bbaaaaaaaaaaaAAAATTTLESSOFVIDEOGAMES!
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    Vaati vs Wolf O'Donnell. Zoroark's VGRBs Season 3 Finale

    ...epicrapbattlesofvideogames...
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRpVd-uyGI4

    vaati...
    versus...
    ...wwwwWWWWOOOLF O'DONNEEEEELLLLL
    BEGIN...


    Wolf:
    You're on my turf now, Vaati! Let's get to it!
    I'm in a Wolfen, come at me! I spit bruises!
    I will be the one to take you down in this gulf
    Shots fired in the name of Star Wolf!
    Isn't this supposed to be a battle of animal villains?
    You're not chilling, you're piccolo and killed
    McCloud cannot stop me now
    In all the Lylat system, I never back down!
    Andross commands our whole gang of baddies
    We're Vaati attackers, your cap is crappy
    You wanna mess with me? I don't need Four Swords
    I'll shut this Ganon rip-off down and lock the fucking door!

    Vaati:
    You shouldn't speak to me in such manner, boy
    You're not powerful, you're just Andross' toy
    I turn into a spider but I'm faster than a hawk
    You beating me? I can't let you do that, Star Sux
    Fox's dad you killed, and that's no joke
    And now it's time for Vaats to kill this bloke!
    My techniques I've honed can own Link and Ezlo
    I beat the Picori, ain't the first time I stooped this low
    I stole the blade, scratch that, I got it fair and square!
    The minish prepared for a boy in green but I compared!
    I was the sorcerer's apprentice for a fucker who's now a bird hat
    Became enchanted by the hearts of the wicked men, and that's that!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0GjFdhw6t8
    Wart:
    Yo! May I warp in? I'm Wart man! You both are distorted!
    Frog king replaced Bowser for a second installment!
    I am the great one, haha! My troop of 8-bits
    Will take shits on these two low-life dicks!
    My attempts to conquer Subcon were thwarted by a plumber
    But both of you were fucked up by people designed to bring you under
    Spit 'em soft and fast like bubbles but then shoot 'em like a jet of water
    In the world of dreams, I'm mischievous like a thieving daughter
    You two are manic! I gotta hand it
    To ya, but you can't beat the master of Doki Doki Panic!
    Now let me channel my rage in a set of hot rhymes
    Put 'em in the ocean and they won't extinguish this time!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zNgyawjCmI
    Resetti:
    Shut up! You all better resent me!
    I represent Animal Crossing, don't forget me!
    I'm turning over a New Leaf and smacking jackasses!
    Reset your game, I'll treat you all like glass and crack ya!
    You step in my crossing and I'll show you how it's done, son!
    You all try to be villains, I can actually become one!
    Now let me calm down, tell you of your crimes
    EXCEPT I AM AN ANGRY MOLE WHO MAKES LITTLE GIRLS CRY!

    (Not so fast...)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJAcYYe0OOY
    Thanatos:
    The hamazing ageless god under Medusa
    Will come to spit the truth at these dudes, ah!
    Was once a snake but now I'm full on changing forms!
    Kick you as a foot, and I'll stab you as Magnus' sword!
    You wanna fight me up close? Then travel to the seafloor!
    I'm the god of death, I've seen more than blood and gore!
    I'm in a rap car that I'm flooring! You four are abhorring
    When you mess with the second-in-command for the Underworld, you better know who you're storming towards!

    ...who who...
    who's...neext...
    you....dec...iiidde....
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