Zoroark's VGRBs

[BBC7]

Ryu Hayabusa vs Ridley, Modern Ninja vs Space Pirate.

[ZoroarkPKMN]

Ryu Hayabusa vs Ridley, Modern Ninja vs Space Pirate.

I'm already using Ridley, that would've been good. What's another good opponent for Ryu?

[BBC7]

I'm already using Ridley, that would've been good. What's another good opponent for Ryu?

Mai Shiranui was my second bet, Modern Ninja vs Modern Ninja.

[ZoroarkPKMN]

Mai Shiranui was my second bet, Modern Ninja vs Modern Ninja.

MMMMM I wish you'd stop suggesting characters I'm using. XD loljk

[ZoroarkPKMN]

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF VIDEO GAMES!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5Om3QmoyOQ

TINGLE
VERSUS
PIIIIIIIIIIIT
BEGIN...


Tingle:
Kooloo-Limpah! I shall spit such magical words at this bitch
And burn his wings like that Greek mythology Icarus
Your feathers don't work, I fly high with balloons!
It's time for this flightless bird to see his doom
Your games are crap, and so will be your raps
I write such flow that you should check out my maps
I'm the deciphering kind of artist with volumes of detail
Breaking you harder than I broke out of jail!
See Pit, you're shit! That's it, I'm serious, I'm killing it
When you're not shooting Monoeyes you're down at grassy Viridi clitoris
With just one verse I can turn the fight off, rat!
I'll bury you in the ground like I'm buried in cash!

Pit:
I can't fly? Have you ever even played Uprising!
My time to triumph at this elf is divinely right
I rule this guard, man you own a bunch of slaves
I thought that shit was dead and gone in the sixties!
You're a Hylian trying to be who you're not
Link equipping a slingshot, your bubble will be popped
You're so hopeful for fairies but you're not Kokiri
Don't try to be a hero, instead you could fear me
You got a Superman complex, I'm talking 'bout your undies
I'll Tingle Tune you out, and bottle you up in a cloud of nothing
Cause I'm a true angel, stronger than Centurions!
I'll blast your flat ass with a Firework Cannon

Tingle:
Debuting in Termina, your life span's terminal
I bet your Light Goddess doesn't even consider you personal
These uncharted rhymes are IN-credible! You'll be scarred
You're looking for a treasure! I'm helping Link with triforce shards!

Pit:
Call this Super Smash Bros, Palutena Bow firing!
Link busted you out of jail, how conspiring
I'll grab that stolen Pictograph, and snapshot your corpse!
My games amaze, no one wants you anymore


WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!!

EPIC!
*aaaaaAAAAAAAAHHHHRRRRAAAPBATTLES*
ofvideoGAMES!

[BBC7]

E.T. The Extraterrestrial vs Shaquille O'Neal

[BBC7]

Birdo vs Poison

[ZoroarkPKMN]

E.T. The Extraterrestrial vs Shaquille O'Neal

Okay. Let's think this through first.

[ZoroarkPKMN]

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF VIDEO GAMES!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sufcz4c1ngU

ISAAC CLARKE
VERSUS
COMMMAAANDEEER SHEPAAAAARRRRRRD
BEGIN...


Shepard:
My first duty's to burn through you
And hurt your curves and just turn this douche
I run this Normandy, you're not even looking alive
You're a wrecked mess, so many accidents you survived
My game rocks E3, you take up Dead Space
Clarke gonna get scarred by my place
N7 swag all up on my armor
Calibrate you to the ground just like my partner

Clarke:
Good men mean well, but you care for no others
You're a neck-tied Spectre about to get smothered
My game is Dead Space, says this Mass Defect
You wanna see wrecked? You're about to get checked
Work Concordance Extraction Corporation
Engineering agents of raging, you can't explain shit!
Take you down a path of beat-downs and I'll run you to the ground
Listen up, FemShep, get ready for an Isaac pound

Shepard:
You make me sick, you batshit prick
You made more sense in a straight jacket
Reapers want a battle this? Let me see that Catalyst
The Citadel can sit in hell while I'm pitied, and fit as hell!
You don't do well, what a surprise to Shepard
Spaceman doomed! Moon wakes and says I'm better
It's hard enough fighting war, I'm calling this a fall, bitch!
After this you'll have less balls than Buzz Aldrin!

Clarke:
Screw you, you defensive feminine pest
I'll be blasting this flat-ass on my treks
I'm no Joker, at least I won't bore and have sex
Your whole cabin knows what you do with Cortez
I'm rescued, Earth Government, so thank you for your blood
Busting nuts and cracking skulls and smacking bulls and rusted chumps
So this battle ends like that, this commander can't fight back
You might roll high, but like Aegis, you can get trashed

WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!!

EPIC!
babumbumbum
badadadaaaa
RAP!
ba-duhduh
BATTLES
of-of
OF VIDEO (uh) GAMES!

[ZoroarkPKMN]

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF VIDEO GAMES!
http://www.shadowville.com/123044/ge...bad-meets-evil

BLANKA
VERSUS
AAAARRRRBITERRRRRR
BEGIN...


Arbiter:
I'm dangerous, you belong in a cage
This green Pikachu 'bout to see me rage
I'm busting suckas, Covenant; Needling mothafuckas, bitch
You'll be cowering when I spray the blood of this ugly shit
You're an immature spur whose cursed with an Oedipus complex
And a talent for fucking up fight game project
Couldn't even school in Tekken
I represent the best in my alien regiment

Blanka:
No, no, no! This dorky elite will be beat
By my sweet cheeky rhymes from my head to my feet
I'll shock you and top you in a rap battle
When I wreck this alien who steps in my castle
Brazilian chilling with power electrocuting
So go ahead, madam Vadam, cause this animal is screwing douches
You choose your battles, I win against all
Rip more of these Ripa 'Moramee balls off

Arbiter:
Yeah say my real name, I am elite, cretan!
Blanka can eat me, go back to your streets, demon!
I have no regrets wiping you off my feet
You're a beast that's about to fall like Reach!

Blanka:
I'm about to devour you and gouge out your eyes!
Leave this cheap Arbitrary creep barely alive
You better enjoy slaughtering cause I'm about to start
Get a closer look at that rebellious Decided Heart

WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!!

EPIC!
*gets shocked*
RAARARRARAARAAARARARARARRRARAARARARAAAPBATTLESOFVI DEOGAMES!