Zoroark's VGRBs

[ZoroarkPKMN]

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF VIDEO GAMES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi2Nrc9aY9c

ANDROSS (polygon and ape)
VERSUS
MOTHERR BRAAAAAAIIIIN (brain and monster)
BEGIN...


Andross:
I spit raps like my home planet, Venomous
You're apparently intelligent but still get owned by Samus
I'm a polygonal provisional envisioning my win
Bitch smack ya with my big hands that take down Arwings
Momma gonna get beaten, kids crying
You're an artificial bitch who's about to be dying
So go ahead and fight me, I spit raps like grey squares!
No motherly nervous system could ever compare!

Brain:
You are a traitor, ban-hammered from Corneria
Lylat System enemy hysteria
You better go away, like the Chozo I will break
'Till the day that you suffer I will utter these saying
Mother Brain and her gang of Metroids bout to own you
You and far cult called Star Wolf can harness my robot douche!
So when it comes to villainous space monsters, I'm better
You couldn't even stay away from Star Fox Adventures

Andross:
I control the galaxy, you're a foul fallacy, big mom
I will wreck your forces like I'm motherfucking Pigma
No Great Fox can stop me, you can suck it
I've been waiting for you, now I'll treat you like a puppet
Speaking of, when it comes to Adventures, I rule over Scales!
You will feel true pain when I bring you to hell!
All of the Space Pirates are cowards
I'll bring you down like James McCloud

Brain:
[b]You ruined Fox! So then he ruined you back
I hope it's no skin off your space back, but I'm gonna spit more raps!
You're all alone cause you got phoned home
With your gang of misfits triggering monkey roles
Yeah that's right! I'm back and I'm fighting!
But this time I'm full body and right here
Disgraced Peppy, Pepper, Fox McCloud and the rest of the Star Fox team!
I'll crush you and pour you on my dead puppies like whipped cream!

WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!!

EPIC!
*doppler effect*
rrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAaaaaappppp
BATTLES OF
vvvvvvvIIIIIiiiiiiddeeeeeeEEOOOOOOOOoooooogaaaaAAA AAmeeesssss

[ZoroarkPKMN]

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF VIDEO GAMES!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yB1_4BxN3k

BANDANA DEE
VERSUS
KAAAAMEEEEEEEK
BEGIN...


Kamek:
Hee-hee-hee! Welcome! Face me!
I will beat this Waddle Dee, see?
You're not a winner, you're supporting, hold there
Now this Magikoopa will beat this subordinate soldier
Ranked highest member among Koopa Troopas
You found a blue napkin and went bazooka
Now you hold a spear, while I dabble in the dark arts more
You're from Kirby! How could even be hardcore!

Bandana:
Let me StreetPass a verse towards this second-hand man's way
Go take care of Bowser Jr, his rhymes could wait
You fuck with Yoshi while he delivers kids
I've never even seen that big of selfish!
Megaton Punch you into the ground until you learn not to be loud
Hear the crowd cheer me on as I pound in this joust
I'm a brave warrior, big things come in small packages
I pack a huge wallop in my maximum rap stacks!

Kamek:
I am evil! You're violent! I'm covering lands in ice!
You're not nice, but I'll stick kick your ass twice!
You can't stop me, I'm Bowser's father figure
If I had guns instead of staffs, I would be pulling the trigger
You can toss fruits all you want in 3D but
You couldn't top Sir Kibbles in a battle, I'll beat ya son!
Kamek's in the house, though I prefer to rock castles
Face my magic as I turn you into a bigger asshole!

Bandana:
I'll copter in the air so I could dodge your shit magic
That projectiles from this pedophile's ass
I rep all Waddle Dees, none of ya'll could stop me
You couldn't survive from a beat that I drop, see?
Just go home to wherever you came from
You got brainwashed, isn't that dumb?
I don't need psychic abilities to see your crap past
Where you raised a jackass to steal a royal lass

WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!!

EPIC!
RAP!
BATTLES!
OF!
*Magic sprinkles down*
VIIIIIIIIDEEEEEOOOOOOGAAAAAAAMEEEEEESSSS

[ZoroarkPKMN]

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF VIDEO GAMES!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SR3kOcQFa9c

RATHIAN
VERSUS
RIIIDLEEEEEEYYY
BEGIN...


Ridley:
I'm an angry dragon stopping any chick that comes in my way
This fairy princess monster cannot stop the pirate Ridley
I've got a rank higher than your G Hunters
My rhymes will echo off the caves where you slumber
I wreck in Pyrosphere, you take to Deserted Islands
This pyro wyvern's trying but he'll never beat this giant
I'm bloodthirsty, you hang with a Qurupeco!
I'm corrupting this entangled mess in a trap, oh!
So come at me, yo! One day I'll smash bros!
You're weak to dragons like yourself, you're about to limp at this rap flow
Cause I am Ridley, Samus' archenemy
I'll skin this pink bitch and turn his hide into weapons for me

Rathian:
I spit fire towards hunters and weak recurring bosses!
I'll poison you, destroy this tool, cause I am a Rank 1 god
I inhabit any land, you can go back to your Prime world
I can boast, you homo, cause I'm a true OG living rural!
You couldn't hit a fly with that giant tail!
So flap your wings at me, you anorexic dick, it'll be an epic fail!
The Rathian raps so badass that this crap from my slaps be tactic enough to bash
Slaughtering jack-offs on the clock cause you got almost an hour to seek raps
Green skin's already rare, you want a taste higher rank and shade of red
When I represent all the dragons in this kick-ass game, you're already dead
So scurry to Zebes where you'll still get fucked up; Every night Rathians bust up suckas
Queen of the Land and I'm earning that buzz; you could try to carve weaknesses, but I bust chumps!

(KRAID COMES DOWN TO ASSIST RIDLEY)

Kraid:
I am the strongest dragon, you wouldn't know you rip-off prey
I'm a reptilian killer killing, extraterrestrial in vein
Yeah that's right, you are not the only green boss around
Because I rock Brinstar Depths under the ground!
I'll flip you like a Smash Bros stage, Samus will cry utterly amazed
Rhymes harder than the rocks I lay, you better grab a Mega Potion if you're macking Kraid!
So that's your dose! Now I must go to hold some cold flows over more
And don't you know, I'm madder than ever! I'm badder than Rathians, you wouldn't know!

(RATHALOS COMES DOWN TO ASSIST RATHIAN)

Rathalos:
Dropping in in the back door! Oh! Face the Rathalos, I am the King of the Sky!
Crimson skin so slick and rough that touching it scalds and leaves pussies to die
This mean green deep doody of rude beasts
Doen't screw me, cause I chew these crude creeps
Don't care about Pirates cause my fire is hot!
I rule the heavens while this bitch does not
You can both retreat to your lairs of lava
While the Rathian and Rathalos bring a wrath to Palpatine and Jabba

WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!!

EPIC!
RaaaaAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAaaaaaap
BATTLESOFVIDEOGAMES!

[ZoroarkPKMN]

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF VIDEO GAMES!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arFD2M-V9eI

DOCTOR EGGMAN
VERSUS
DOOOOCTOOOOR WILYYYYYY
BEGIN...


Eggman:
Talk to me when your shit game's seen again
Modern day crushing a hedgehog and his puny friends
Doctor Batshit Crazy, Albert W Wily
Ivo spitting sick rhymes that'll last throughout time!
You corrupt robots as your passion in life
I'll scrape you off the pavement like blood on my knife!
You wanna get shit right? Take my advice!
Eggman's gonna top you like I was Doctor Light!
My army of bots can stop the fastest thing alive!
My IQ's so high that it trumps your small mind
Mega's more than a robot, you'll emotionally cry
When I write you out the code and leave this sad sap to die!

Wily:
Ladies and gentlemen, your attention, please
Watch this beastly MC drop this creep to his knees!
I am the one and only scientist spitting more rhymes than lies!
I'm taking over the world! Ahem, anyway, to begin, Doctor Fat Giant
I'm from the high-class jackasses who stop heroes
You hide behind mechs with an HP of zero!
You could drop the Bass but my immortality will never die!
I'll kick your ass harder than I did Capcom's fine
You know I'll be killing this mic like the minions who fight for me
Now if you'll excuse me, I'll take the throne that's mine rightfully!
Your shit games make me cringe, like a 4chan board prophecy!
I'm bout to hit you so hard you'll be smacked back to Robotnik!

(Eggman turns into Robotnik)

Robotnik:
Feast your eyes upon this old timed but always thriving
Mind that was once clad in pajamas turned to bad guy
You're a fucked up racist Einstein with no filter
Robotnik grabs the fine mic like a real killer
You're an unheard of German never learning from his past
I'll be burning this scourge with these words that kick your ass!
Crack your fucking skull open, I exist through generations!
I may hide behind machines, but I-vote that you'll be replaced!

Wily:
Screw you! I will raise an army twice as bigger
Consisting of the strongest winners cutting and bombing, while you'll fiddle
Even when wielding a wrecking ball you couldn't hurt a single rat
I'm building a greater empire than that you could ever dream, fatass!
Lend me your non-existent ears and listen carefully
I'll burn that fucking Teddy mustache, don't care if it's family
You're a chubby runt with no justice wanted love from your granddaddy but lost it
I'm a genius thief, you're kidnapping Tweety! Your woodland animals could even beat thee!

WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!!

EPIC!
RAP!
BATTLES!
OF!
VIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIDEOGAMES!

[ZoroarkPKMN]

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF VIDEO GAMES!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygnx6qNxfBo

IVY VALENTINE
VERSUS
BAAAYYYOOOONEEETTTAAAA
BEGIN...


Valentine:
You wanna fight me, you right-winged dyke, see
I am a mighty female strife named Ivy
Bitch this whip ain't just for sex, I wreck in a match
You're a bitchy witch who's about to get smacked!
I'm a legend with a dark past, I can see your game's art's crap
It won't be fair when I trash your Scarborough maxed caliber
I got true weapons, including my soul
My heart's deliverance is here to give you rhymes that makes you cold

Bayonetta:
I arise from this coffin, you getting put in one
I'll hit you off this battlefield, straight back to London!
I am the hottest Nintendo exclusive that you've ever seen
My fistful of pistols will trigger off silently
And you'll fall to the ground, chest first, when I drop you
You couldn't beat a child with your Twisted Blade of Solitude
If today was your day you'd still be alone
While I've got my choice of any fanboy to bone

Valentine:
You can't fight! You spent 500 years getting ready!
When I dress in my skin-showing suit, I'm more deadly!
This'll never end! Just like your first game!
You cut your hair, now you'll never be the same!

Bayonetta:
I'll jump high and shoot right in front of the moon!
I'll cut those implants off cause I'm starting total doom!
You're cursed by your blood, fighting will be rued!
Cause Bayonetta didn't let some rich bitch step on her shoes!

WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!!

EPIC!
RA-HAHAHAHA-AP
BA-AHAHAHA-TTLES
OF VIDEO GAMES!

[BBC7]

Kazuya Mishima vs Sephiroth, we need another battle with a Tekken character

[ZoroarkPKMN]

Kazuya Mishima vs Sephiroth, we need another battle with a Tekken character

I'm interested in Sephiroth.

[Stofferex]

You need a battle with Vaas from Far Cry 3

[ZoroarkPKMN]

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF VIDEO GAMES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7GZW1_fRnY

RYU HAYABUSA
VERSUS
MAAAAIIII SHIIIRAANNUUIIII
BEGIN...


Ryu:
I'm the singular super ninja on a mission to injure
This vicious vision's winning, send this bitch to the kitchen
Fear the hardcore charring martial artist spitting bars
Rip you to scars and by far the start of bombarding
You wanna see the king, bring what you think you can
I'll show all your boring fighting chumps what I strategically plan
Bust this bum's bust while her fanboys bust nuts
Enough, you got dumped when Capcom made Chun

Mai:
Lemme bounce around this down Black Falcon
Choke out the Dragon Ninja 'till he shouts
I can burn these turd with psychokinesis
Lemme float into the air and see if you can still beat this
I come down slamming heavier than the metal I hear
Fan in one hand, I'm the one to be feared and revered
Bringing on a flurry of Fatal Fury
You better scurry and hurry up cause if not you'll get hurt

Ryu:
Don't be crying when I rise so higher in the sky and
I'll show you what it's like to die in Ninja Gaiden
The Super, Modern-Day, Ultimate Hayabusa
Will dupe this fool with dual boobs, my dick's the truth, suck!

Mai:
That's the last time another fighter taunts me
I'm the godly boss who fought easily, Shiranui
You could creep your shadows away to another game's code
These tits assassinate your hopes of getting boned, OWN!

WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!!

EPIC!
*hi-yaaa!*
rap...battles...ofvideogames...

[BBC7]

Sektor and Cyrax vs Chibi-Robo