Zoroark's VGRBs

[ZombieLicker]

Wait you wouldn't be able to use our line, it is COPYRIGHTED!

It wasn't a good line anyways really. Great battles Zoroark!! Keep up the work

[ZoroarkPKMN]

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF VIDEO GAMES!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlUH5pBsmSg

RYU
VERSUS
LITTLE MAAAAAAAAC
BEGIN...


Ryu:
I'm a straight-up street fighter, fighting this street rat
I throw kicks and smacks, you only punch and jab
Yeah, Chun-Li's checking out my big cock
The people controlling you are trying to figure out how to block!
Clash the bell and round one begins!
I'll knock you out, one hit, with a Hadouken
Are you crazy, dude? You can't beat Mike Tyson
What's wrong, you little boxer? Afraid to fight this?

Mac:
I'm the Mac Daddy, ten times stronger than you
You've got one move, and too bad it sucks too!
Sure, you're the best there is facing a giant green beast
With electric moves, that giant Pikachu will make you sleep
We both know Ken gets more action than you
So I can beat your ass, and Glass Joe can, too!
Yo, go fist Zangief and his throbbing ass, dude!
You just got punched out, don't mean to be crude?

Ryu:
What the fuck was that? I've seen better raps
Spat out by E. Honda drunken off sushi wraps
I'm a dragon in battling, so this isn't a stretch
I'm Japanese legend, you're a Bronx representative!
Little Mac, come at me with all you've got, prick!
Cause your trainer's a big fat black guy eat chocolate!

Mac:
I can turn Giga Mac on your ass, that's not exaggerating
We'll see how long it takes for M. Bison to replace ya!
I rose from the ground, beat the strongest around
Belt all around my waist as a sign of my pounding
You're amateur at best, used by noobs in Street Fighter
Little Mac drops the mic at this weak minor!

WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!!

EPIC RAP.
BATTLES OF VIDEOGAMES
BATTLES OF VIDEOGAMES
YAY!

[BrineBlade]

Nice job! But does this mean your Pokemon Rap battles are gone now?

[BBGUN]

What happened to Master Chief Vs Kratos?

[ZoroarkPKMN]

What happened to Master Chief Vs Kratos?

That VGRB series is canceled, this is my own.

Nice job! But does this mean your Pokemon Rap battles are gone now?

Are you serious? I'd never leave the PKMNERBs! This is just...a side project. The Pokemon battles will always be alive and strong! I can say I most likely won't use any Pokemon characters in THIS series.

[ZoroarkPKMN]

Hint for Battle #4:

Spoiler: 

Kids will be kids

Coming today!

EDIT:
To state, these battles will be coming out a lot quicker than the PKMNERBs and my old battles. For now, I'm doing them whenever I feel like it. So expect two battles today :D

[ZoroarkPKMN]

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF VIDEO GAMES!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCxUYRuGibY

ISAAC
VERSUS
NEEEEEEESSSS
BEGIN...


Isaac:
I'd rather be locked up in my basement than looking at you
I lie here naked and shaken up of what Imma do to you
Same guy as Super Meat Boy, yeah you know I get respect
In fact, you were the only Mother game to come to the US
I'm chilling on Steam, blowing off steam towards this prick
With a baseball bat and backpack like a dick
So come at me with all you've got, this thirteen-year-old will get shot
And smacked down like his bee alien did by some bitch not even hot

Ness:
I'm gonna bring you down, make your ratings drop, too!
You're a naked little kid, it'll be easy to stop you
Don't cross me when I wield a baseball bat and you rely on tears!
With a game centered around being lost with fear
You look like a fetus, like "feed us" in your basement covered in blood
Giygas looks less stillborn than you, and I threw 'em in the mud!
I fight Mario, Sonic, and Link, speaking of that last figure
Those f**king dungeons in your game look quite familiar!

Isaac:
You're a lost cause, I'm a hard boss
I'm breaking out of the binding so I can rock on
When my mom heard God and she followed him off
And took away my blocks and tried to stop me!
You can't get close to me, this crown of thorns represents my stance!
You're in a crap RPG with three friends, crossing the globe in short pants!
So Imma beat you, bitch, just call me Pokey's dad!
I'll hunt you down like the Loch Ness, so you better run fast

Ness:
When it comes to dissing naked shits like you, I'm Onett
I'll let down a PK Starstorm with stars coming down supersonic!
I'll walk the dog, and I'll sic 'em on ya
While I'm walking the dog with my yo-yo, motherfucka!
From Onett to Fourside, I'm the best psychic around
I'll crash down on your carbon-copy ass, Earthbound!

WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!!

EPIC!
RAP
BATTLES
OF....
....vvviiidDEOGAMES!

[ZoroarkPKMN]

Simon Belmont vs ???
Rayman vs ???
Chell vs ???

[ZoroarkPKMN]

I'm on a battle-writing rampage today! We may be getting 3 today! Here's a hint for the next two: Giant. Dicks.

[ZoroarkPKMN]

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF VIDEOGAMES!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNX1pShz6mg

LINK
VERSUS
WANDEEERRRR
BEGIN...


Wander:
I'll screw you over, you chode! You know, I roll!
Saving my girl who died, her name is Mono
Generations of green-tunic looking f**ks like you
Get screwed when they intrude on a pig's sex mood
Your girl, yeah she looking fine and all
But my chick on this temple altar loves these balls
So Imma venture off and kill sixteen colossi
You beating me in this rap is a far cry

Link:
Hiya! You stole a sword from a bunch of old mates
While I drew mine from a stone in a temple, 'twas my fate
You got a smug look with a rug on your torso, yo bitch
While grounded, I could kill bigger giants than your colossus
Your whole adventure climbing grass on a big monster
Turns out to be the resurrection ceremony of the demons in Wander
The whole trial and error your players went through wasn't important
Because all they did was get you possessed by Dormin!

(Wander hops on Agro)

Wander:
Let me don my horse so I can own this whore!
I may lose him in the future for now he's my boy
You got your steed stolen by a Skull Kid in the forest
On your quest for Navi, the woods' guest, a tourist!
It's clear I'm not getting my point across like a bridge
Because of how you look to me, I still see a screaming bitch
I'm gonna make you flinch, so raise those crappy motion controls
Skyward cause Agro is gonna leave you owned!

Agro:
I rock the mic, horse-style nigga!
Thinking your game is bigger
When we're influencing your future
Shadow of my balls, Link!
Wander is a demon and he lost me
But Mono awakes in the temple and she trots with me
You feed carrots to your retarded equestrian
You had to travel 7 years in the future to possess him!

Link:
I'm not taking your crap, or your shit horse's either!
He'll meet you a baby with a limp leg, you creature!
So prepare to face your untimely defeat
When Epona comes in a raps right with the beat!

Epona:
No way this gay crazy demon kid will stop me
Or his dumb horse, I'll give you both a lobotomy
We race across Hyrule and climb Death Mountain
Yo Scarface, we're gonna shoot you down into a fountain
Your colossus don't match up to our bosses
So when a horse pwns you, you know you won't stop this!
Epona just wrecked the stage like the world's best play
You're from a video game, so right now you're being played!

Link:
Yeah, that's my trusty horse, she's the best you know this
Helping me navigate the world like in Twilight Princess
Ever since I blared that ocarina I've been musically perfecting it
So when it comes to rapping, call me Dormin, I'm possessing it!

WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!!

EPIC RAP
BATTLEBATTLEBATTLES
OF
VIDEO GAAAMES!